Amazon: Hey all! Welcome to the Tansei Kibito Super Bowl Party!!
Masq: Uh....I'm not all that into football. I'm just here for the party. So let's party!
Amazon: *laughs* Well, the Bucs won! 48-21!!! Yeah!!! BUCS RULE!
Masq: Whoo! GO BUCS!
Amazon: Okay, Vegeta pay up!
Vegeta: Stupid Onna! The Raiders were cheated!! *pays Amazon several hundred zenni*
Masq: O.O. Hey, Veggie, I didn't know you had money....
Gohan: He got it from Bulma.
Masq: Thought so.
Piccolo: Hn. I knew they'd win. Jon Gruden. Always liked that man.
Masq: What the......Piccolo?
Piccolo: *sweat drops* What you think I sit up at the Tenkai all day and meditate? A Namek has to have his hobbies...
Goku: Yeah! The Bucs won!! *doing silly victory dance*
Gohan: Oh dad...
Masq: Ah. :\ Okay, is there anyone else who's not all into football? Raise your hand!
Cell: .......
Aria: *raises her hand* Right here.
Tien: *raises his hand* I prefer baseball.
Masq: *nods* Just checking.
Tansei: Oi, Masq, you're no fun! Football is awesome!
Masq: I know, I know. I'm just one of those girls who's not interested in sports. But that doesn't mean I won't have fun while I'm here!
Goku: Yesh, ith goot! *eating hot wings*
Masq: Ooooh! Hot wings! *goes over to Goku*
Amazon: I've got sparkling grape juice!!
Aria: Gimme a round, Amazon!
Amazon: Sure thing! *pours Aria a glass*
Masq: *face is red, steam is coming from her ears* I'll take anything liquid.....those are spicy hot wings....
Amazon: *laughs and pours Masq a glass* Anyone else? Krillin? Cell? Tansei?
Cell: ....might as well.
Tansei: I'll take some.
Masq: *pulls on Cell's choak chain* C'mon, Seru! It's a party! Enjoy yourself!
Krillin: I'll have some too!
Goku: Masq, *looks at the choak chain* I don't think I should ask, but....
Masq: What this? *give the chain another tug* How do you think I got him here, anyway?
Amazon: *pours rounds for everyone, giving Cell a 'special' glass*
Tansei: You didn't need to do that you know. I could have persuaded him to come.
Masq: *looks at Tansei* He's like Piccolo. You gotta push him a little to get him to do something fun.
Cell: *drinks his juice* ........
Amazon: *snickers* Like it, Cell?
Cell: Yes.
Krillin: *snickers* Is it just me, or is Cell always falling for the ladies?
Cell: *punches down on Krillin's head* Baka.
Goku: Hey...Cell's juice smells different... *sniffs Cell's glass*
Cell: ???? What do you think think you're doing, Goku?
Masq: *blink blink* Hey, Amazon.....
Goku: Your juice smells different than mine...doesn't it, Vegeta?
Vegeta: I am not smelling that androids juice!!
Amazon: *smirking* Yes?
Cell: Since when was my juice a topic?! Back off! *downs it*
Masq: Did you spike Seru's drink?
Tansei: *raises a brow at Cell's behavior*
Amazon: *giggles and breaks out into evil laughter*
Masq: *glare* You......
Cell: O.O Spiked?!
Amazon: Bwahahaha!!! Yes, and since you are so big I put in plenty! Imported Russian vodka! Should kick in soon...
Masq: *plugs her nose* Yuck, not vodka!
Mirai Trunks: You didn't?!
Krillin: Amazon, whad you do that for?
Goku: Spiked? What's that?
Amazon: Well, I found out Goku can't tolerate liquor so I figured Cell couldn't either. *shrugs*
Gohan: Oh yeah! I remember the time when Master Roshi gave dad a beer!!! It was so funny! He was stumbling around everywhere!
Cell: Oh-ho-ho, no! I'm not ending up like some drunkard! Where's the bathroom? *starts to walk off and stumbles* Whoa!
Masq: *walks after him* Seru-san!
Cell: Ugh.....why won't the floor hold still? @.@
Amazon: *laughs evilly* I'm so bad...
Aria: *tries not to laugh* This is gunna be good. Fortunantly, I have a camera on hand.
Vegeta: *smirks* This is more entertaining than seeing Kakkarot flee from his harpy wife.
Tansei: *laughs and hides it behind her hand* I can't believe this...who would have thought?
Goku: *laughs* Hey Cell, are you okay?
Krillin: *snickers and quickly slips something into Goku's juice while he's distracted*
Cell: I'm fine, dammit! Why is everyone so worried? *takes a step and falls down* WHOA! Uuug....I fell off the floor.....
Masq: *puts a hand over her mouth, trying not to laugh* Better take the choak chain off. Who knows what'll happen?
Amazon: Good idea, Masq.
Masq: *helps Cell up* Seru-san? Maybe you should sit down for a while.....
Goku: *laughs and sips his juice, smacking his lips* Um..good juice...Hiccup! *sips some more*
Tansei: *helps Masq with Cell*
Trunks: *looks at Goku* Hiccup? Did you say hiccup?
Cell: *shakes his head* No, no. I'm fine. I'm great. ^^
Masq: "^^?" You're drunk already?
Cell: *grins* I'm not drunk, you gilly soose!
Masq: Silly goose?
Goku: *giggles and downs his juice in a big gulp* Goo-ud..juiceeee!
Cell: Hee, hee! GOOOOOSE!
Krillin: *holds his sides laughing*
Amazon: *laughs loudly*
Masq: *hides her face, giggling* Seru-san! You're embarassing me!
Cell: Sing? Okay!
Gohan: *shakes his head, but laughs then sees his dad* Dad?! Oh no!! Who spiked my dad's juice?!
Aria: *points at Piccolo* He did it.
Goku: *sing songey voice* Nobody knows...the troubles I seen...nobody know...my sorrow!!! Come on, Gohan! Let's sing!
Gohan: Uh...
Masq: Now Goku's drunk? Amazon, that's enough.
Amazon: It wasn't me this time!!
Cell: *grins* Let's all get drunk! Hic! This is great!
Krillin: *laughs histerically* I..couldn't help it...*wipes a tear*
Masq: *hits Krillin upside the head* BAKA!
Aria: *tries to lift the mood* Hey, guys! Who's up for some kareoke?!
Goku: Yeah! Hiccup! Come on, Cell! Let's sing! The Bucs won and the night..HICCUP...is young! *drapes an arm around Cell's shoulder*
Masq: *frowns* Maybe I should put the choak chain back on.......
Tansei: I don't think singing is such a good idea...
Trunks: Let's do something else instead........
Goku: Aww but...hiccup! I wanted to sing! Lookie..."Man! I feel like a woman!" by Shania Twain...hic!
Cell: Hee hee! Hic! Okay!
Tansei: *groans in embarrassment* Amazon....when I get my hands on you...
Masq: *slaps his forehead* Amazon......you will be severely punnished for this....
Amazon: *sweat drops* Now now...ladies, calm down...
Aria: *hands Goku and Cell mikes* Hit it, boys!
Masq: *pounces on Aria* Don't encourage 'em!
Goku: *has the mike and nods to Piccolo*
Piccolo: *smirks and starts the music*
Goku: *nods his head to the beat and starts* I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright...Gonna let it all hang out...Wanna make some noise -- really raise my voice...Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
Cell: *sings too* No inhibitions -- make no conditions...Get a little out of line....I ain't gonna act politically correct...*hic*I only wanna have a good time
Goku: The best thing about being a woman...Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Cell: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady...hic! Men's shirts -- short skirts....Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style... ^^
Goku: *hiccups* Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction...hiccup!...Color my hair -- do what I dare..Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Both: Man! I feel like a woman!
Amazon: *trying valiantly to hold in her laughter*
Masq: *face is burning* Choak chain.....back on neck......
Tansei: *laughing without inhibitions*
Aria: *takes a picture* This is great! They're horrible!
Piccolo: *snickering*
Vegeta: This is too much! *laughing*
Trunks: *can't help but laugh* Oh my God.....
Gohan: Oh dad...*laughs* I hope mom doesn't hear about this..
Cell: The girls need a break -- tonight we're gonna take...The chance to get out on the town....*hiccups a few times*
Goku: We don't need romance -- we only wanna dance..We're gonna let our hair hang down *hiccups and sways*
Cell: The best thing about being a woman....Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Amazon: *jumps up on stage with them* Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady..Men's shirts -- short skirts...Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style... *signals to Masq*
Masq: No way. Not for a million bucks.
Amazon: *shrugs*
Goku: Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction...Color my hair -- do what I dare....Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
All: Man! I feel like a woman!
Piccolo: *turns off the song and claps* Too much, Son.
Goku: *hiccups* That was fun...oooh...the room is spinning...whee...*faints*
Gohan: Dad?!
Krillin: Ooops. Guess I put too much vodka in his juice...
Cell: Hee, hee! Great song! *stumbles towards Masq* Huh? Hey, where'd my pants go?
Masq: Cell, you don't wear pants. You don't wear clothes.
Cell: Oh. *grins* Tansei musta tricked me....
Tansei: *blushes and sweat drops* Cell-kun...you need to sit down.... AMAZON!!!
Amazon: Ahhh!! *runs*
Tansei: *gives chase*
Masq: *chases with choak chain in hand* Get back here!
Cell: *being pulled by choak chain* ^^! WHEEEEE!
Amazon: I made you, Tansei!!! *runs behind Mirai Trunks* Help me, Trunks!!
Trunks: *sweat drops* No way. I'm not dealing with those crazy women!
Amazon: Wait! Senzu!!! Use senzu beans!!! They'll go back to normal!!!
Masq: Hm? *blink blink* Well, that might work....
Krillin: I have some senzu....
Masq: *snatches it* Gimme! C'mon boys, take your beans!
Cell: ^^ Do I...hic...haveta?
Goku: No! ChiChi says...hiccup!...I shouldn't eat beans before bed...hiccup hiccup!!...i get gassy...
Masq: You won't get headaches in the morning if you eat 'em....
Cell: *sigh* Okay. *takes a bean and eats it*
Goku: Okay...*eats a bean and is suddenly sober* Whoa! All right! Who spiked my juice?! I made a total idiot of myself!
Amazon: *laughs nervously*
Krillin: *also laughs nervously*
Cell: *recovers* Hoo.....much better....now, who put that vodka in my juice?
Goku: Krillin....
Cell: Amazon....
Masq: *tightens the chain* I say we hang 'em.
Amazon: Oh man...uh....*gulps* It was just a joke!!! *whimpers* You hang me and you won't have a co-author!! Without me there's no Tansei!! *pulls Dr. Briefs' kitty in front of her* I have a cat and I know how to use it!!
Krillin: *sweat drops* Man, Goku. I'm sorry, it was just for fun, bro!
Goku: *growls* You know how I feel about alcohol, Krillin...but I'll forgive you.
Krillin: *wipes his brow* Phew!
Masq: Aw, man....she has a point.
Cell: Yes, she does. I don't want to lose Tansei.
Masq: Amazon, you're forgiven for now.
Amazon: Phew! *wipes her brow and puts down the cat*
Tansei: All right, let's just go back to the party! Who wants some of my famous french toast?!
Masq: Okay, so.......shall the party continue?
Amazon: Yes, please! Sorry about the whole vodka thing, Cell.
Cell: *nods* Fine. Just don't do it again.
Amazon: Scouts honor! *fingers up in 'v'*
Tien: Hey! Pizza's here!
Masq: PIZZA!
Amazon: Yeah! Where's my black olive and mushroom?!
Masq: Pepperoni for me!
Aria: Well, that's our Superbowl Party! See you all later!
*wink*
Disclaimer: "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" © Shania Twain. DBZ and all related characters are © Akira Toriyama. The characters of Tansei Kibito, Ikuko, Aria, and Masaru are however our intellectual property and we reserve the exclusive right to use said characters.
Tansei Kibito, Ikuko, Aria, Masaru © Amazon and Masquerade, 2003.
