Disclaimer: Yet again, unless I could dominate the world, I don't own G
Gundam or any of the characters.
A/N: Although I didn't do it in chapter 1, I think that in Chapter 2 I'll put the ( ) marks for non-character actions. Slimslyde: w00t! Chapter 2 is up!
Chibodee: And the love doctor is in!!
George: Really who is that!?!
Chibodee: That was hurtful.
George: I enjoyed every moment of it.
Slim: Do I have to put you two in a story that involves whipped cream?
George & Chibodee(starring at each other, then in fear): we'll be good..
Slim: Excellent. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(Sai Saici just starred into space, completely defeated by the fact that he had just asked out Cecil, for that matter, without even knowing it was Cecil. His rusty red eyes just starred into space as the phone in his hand started to make that annoying noise..
Downstairs the rest of the Shuffle Alliance talked over in lowered voices on the gray couch set, a few moments after Chibodee had gotten up with a sprawl of pain in his lower back and his head feeling like it had been hit by a steam truck.)
Chibodee: Ok, apparently our young robin knows what we, or shall I say Argo has done..
Argo: Maybe if I punch him again, I can send him through a wall.
Domon: Who the heck is Robin.?
Chibodee: lays eggs. Anyway, I guess it's time for the love master to teach the boy.
George: Thank you for the introduction ruffian, but I believe it is you want to teach Sai.
Sai: Who should I kill first?
(The rest of the Shuffle Alliance jumped in terror as they saw a distraught Dragon Gundam pilot walk slowly to the kitchen and pull out from the freezer a tub of chocolate Swirl ice cream (along with a few beers out of the fridge, which wasn't much compared to the hundreds of beers and alcoholic drinks kempt in Chibodee's fridge. Sai only threw in a slight shove a beer to the rest of the Shuffle Alliance, expect for Chibodee, to whom Sai shook the beer up, then opened it and impounded the foamy beer on Chibodee with a force.)
Chibodee(dripping with lager beer): What'd ya do that for Chinese?!!
Sai: Your idea..
Chibodee: Why didn't you do that the Black Joker over there!?!
Sai: Well, you are the "love" expert.
Chibodee: I'll have you know that I am the man of affection!!!
George: Animal infection is more like it.
Chibodee: Everyone knows I am the true ladies man!!
Domon: *cough* bull crap. *cough*
(Argo finally speaks)
Argo: Give him a break guys.. Who better to know what a women wants. (Argo gives a rare smile) Then a queen..
(George and Domon laugh in a pain but start to stifle and snort trying to be serious when Chibodee looks their way. Meanwhile Sai finishes the entire tub of ice cream. Domon looks at him worried.)
Domon: Err, Sai Saici, why did you eat an entire tub of Chocolate Swirl Ice Cream.?
Sai: I read in a feminine magazine it's the best way for dealing with rejection..
Domon: But you haven't been rejected..
Sai: Yet..
(Chibodee leaves the room for a moment and goes inside his room and pulls out a note. He grins and hugs it, then goes back out to the Alliance.
The young Club Ace starts to rock back and forth in a fetal position. Far from his usual hyperactive personality, he remains quiet and stupefied. George waves his hand infront of Sai Saici's face, getting nothing back. His purple eyes flash with concern..)
George: Poor boy, lost in an edge for he has no idea how to treat his amour.
Chibodee: I have the answer!!! Friends, Russians, prissy French men, and cape wearing idiots alike, I have the answer to the dilemma of Saici. It is..
(The Queen of Spades waits for a few seconds)
Chibodee: What no drum roll.?
Domon (Angry that Chibodee made fun of his clothing style): Unless the drum is your face, and the sticks are my fists.
George: Likewise.
Argo: I don't care; I've already dropped him on his head for the day.
(Chibodee suddenly feels nervous as he sees the King Of Hearts and Jack Of Diamonds stand up, ready to eviscerate him. He suddenly slaps Sai Saici on the head to get him up.)
Chibodee (As Sai rubs his head and Domon and George rub their knuckles): This parchment is known as. (Whispers) The five rules of dating.
(Chibodee suddenly runs to his CD system and plays a Trumpet trio and a resounding "Hallelujah" three times)
Sai: You're so stupid, sometimes I think my IQ drops every time I listen to you..
Chibodee: Work with me here! Ok, Here are the five rules for dating that you only need to know. (Clears his throat)
1. Bring flowers.
2. Tell her she looks pretty.
3. Do not! Look at any parts of her posterior when you are talking. At least wait when she doesn't see you and can't catch you in the act.
4. Strike up meaningful conversation and make sure to listen to her when she speaks..
5. If she doesn't kiss you goodnight, don't feel bad.
George (In disbelief): I'm impressed.
Domon: Who know he actually had morals like that?
(George and Domon nod at each other)
Argo: I'm hungry.
(Domon and George stare at Argo)
Argo(His face with anime blush but his expression unchanging): Well I am..
Sai: Whoa! That seems like great advice!! Have you used it?
Chibodee(With a grin and his eyes closed): Not once in my life!!
(The rest of the alliance falls anime-style)
Sai: Forget it, I'm going now..
(Sai quickly gets changed into long baggy pants and his extremely "loud" pink Hawaii shirt and black glasses then leaves, saying goodbye to the Shuffle Alliance and snearing at Chibodee as he took his leave.)
A/N: And that's chapter 2. The next chapter will have A tail-dater. That might be the final chapter, depending on how far the date goes.
A/N: Although I didn't do it in chapter 1, I think that in Chapter 2 I'll put the ( ) marks for non-character actions. Slimslyde: w00t! Chapter 2 is up!
Chibodee: And the love doctor is in!!
George: Really who is that!?!
Chibodee: That was hurtful.
George: I enjoyed every moment of it.
Slim: Do I have to put you two in a story that involves whipped cream?
George & Chibodee(starring at each other, then in fear): we'll be good..
Slim: Excellent. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(Sai Saici just starred into space, completely defeated by the fact that he had just asked out Cecil, for that matter, without even knowing it was Cecil. His rusty red eyes just starred into space as the phone in his hand started to make that annoying noise..
Downstairs the rest of the Shuffle Alliance talked over in lowered voices on the gray couch set, a few moments after Chibodee had gotten up with a sprawl of pain in his lower back and his head feeling like it had been hit by a steam truck.)
Chibodee: Ok, apparently our young robin knows what we, or shall I say Argo has done..
Argo: Maybe if I punch him again, I can send him through a wall.
Domon: Who the heck is Robin.?
Chibodee: lays eggs. Anyway, I guess it's time for the love master to teach the boy.
George: Thank you for the introduction ruffian, but I believe it is you want to teach Sai.
Sai: Who should I kill first?
(The rest of the Shuffle Alliance jumped in terror as they saw a distraught Dragon Gundam pilot walk slowly to the kitchen and pull out from the freezer a tub of chocolate Swirl ice cream (along with a few beers out of the fridge, which wasn't much compared to the hundreds of beers and alcoholic drinks kempt in Chibodee's fridge. Sai only threw in a slight shove a beer to the rest of the Shuffle Alliance, expect for Chibodee, to whom Sai shook the beer up, then opened it and impounded the foamy beer on Chibodee with a force.)
Chibodee(dripping with lager beer): What'd ya do that for Chinese?!!
Sai: Your idea..
Chibodee: Why didn't you do that the Black Joker over there!?!
Sai: Well, you are the "love" expert.
Chibodee: I'll have you know that I am the man of affection!!!
George: Animal infection is more like it.
Chibodee: Everyone knows I am the true ladies man!!
Domon: *cough* bull crap. *cough*
(Argo finally speaks)
Argo: Give him a break guys.. Who better to know what a women wants. (Argo gives a rare smile) Then a queen..
(George and Domon laugh in a pain but start to stifle and snort trying to be serious when Chibodee looks their way. Meanwhile Sai finishes the entire tub of ice cream. Domon looks at him worried.)
Domon: Err, Sai Saici, why did you eat an entire tub of Chocolate Swirl Ice Cream.?
Sai: I read in a feminine magazine it's the best way for dealing with rejection..
Domon: But you haven't been rejected..
Sai: Yet..
(Chibodee leaves the room for a moment and goes inside his room and pulls out a note. He grins and hugs it, then goes back out to the Alliance.
The young Club Ace starts to rock back and forth in a fetal position. Far from his usual hyperactive personality, he remains quiet and stupefied. George waves his hand infront of Sai Saici's face, getting nothing back. His purple eyes flash with concern..)
George: Poor boy, lost in an edge for he has no idea how to treat his amour.
Chibodee: I have the answer!!! Friends, Russians, prissy French men, and cape wearing idiots alike, I have the answer to the dilemma of Saici. It is..
(The Queen of Spades waits for a few seconds)
Chibodee: What no drum roll.?
Domon (Angry that Chibodee made fun of his clothing style): Unless the drum is your face, and the sticks are my fists.
George: Likewise.
Argo: I don't care; I've already dropped him on his head for the day.
(Chibodee suddenly feels nervous as he sees the King Of Hearts and Jack Of Diamonds stand up, ready to eviscerate him. He suddenly slaps Sai Saici on the head to get him up.)
Chibodee (As Sai rubs his head and Domon and George rub their knuckles): This parchment is known as. (Whispers) The five rules of dating.
(Chibodee suddenly runs to his CD system and plays a Trumpet trio and a resounding "Hallelujah" three times)
Sai: You're so stupid, sometimes I think my IQ drops every time I listen to you..
Chibodee: Work with me here! Ok, Here are the five rules for dating that you only need to know. (Clears his throat)
1. Bring flowers.
2. Tell her she looks pretty.
3. Do not! Look at any parts of her posterior when you are talking. At least wait when she doesn't see you and can't catch you in the act.
4. Strike up meaningful conversation and make sure to listen to her when she speaks..
5. If she doesn't kiss you goodnight, don't feel bad.
George (In disbelief): I'm impressed.
Domon: Who know he actually had morals like that?
(George and Domon nod at each other)
Argo: I'm hungry.
(Domon and George stare at Argo)
Argo(His face with anime blush but his expression unchanging): Well I am..
Sai: Whoa! That seems like great advice!! Have you used it?
Chibodee(With a grin and his eyes closed): Not once in my life!!
(The rest of the alliance falls anime-style)
Sai: Forget it, I'm going now..
(Sai quickly gets changed into long baggy pants and his extremely "loud" pink Hawaii shirt and black glasses then leaves, saying goodbye to the Shuffle Alliance and snearing at Chibodee as he took his leave.)
A/N: And that's chapter 2. The next chapter will have A tail-dater. That might be the final chapter, depending on how far the date goes.
