Disclaimer: I now own G-Gundam and all title rights.. Wait, that's not me.. Oh, I don't own G-Gundam so. um.. Enjoy?

A/N: Well, it's time. In this chapter, the original chapter I made will be put up into two halves. The first half, Sai Saici goes to find Cecil, but let's just pray that Chibodee is very far behind.. This chapter won't have a lot of funny parts because it's supposed to be part of the chapter I originally divided, but I doubt it will have much difference, but if you laugh, then I did my job!

Stalker: Now everyone. As you know Sai Saici is.

Slimslyde: 'scuse me, stalker. I do the narrating..

Stalker: Please?!?

Slimslyde: Oh what the hell, go for it.

Stalker (In the eye patch and the overhead light): As you know Sai Saici is about to embark on a quest of manhood. He shall have the lovely Cecil of Neo Denmark. But with Chibodee close around, what is the young Club Ace to do.?

(Stalker throws off his patch and jacket)

Stalker: Let's get started! Sai Saici date set!?!

(Does the hand motions)

READY GO!!!!!

(Weird Japanese subtitle with Domon's voice): Love and pain! Sai Saici's date of heck part 1!

Sai Saici starts walking slowly as he goes to the central building of Neo Hong Kong, but soon, walking becomes jogging, which becomes running, till he is sprinting at maximum speed.

(Meanwhile.)

(Chibodee grins as he gives each of his fellow grumbling Shuffle Alliance members a glass of some odd type of beer)

Chibodee: And now, to our young Robin!

Domon: What is a robin?

Chibodee: Ok, if you must know, he's the sidekick of Batman.

Domon: Who's batman.?

Chibodee(wish a playful look to Argo): Beats up Jokers.

Argo: Har har. what's this drink.?

Chibodee (Looking anxious): Err. it's um..

(Chibodee notices to looks of his colleagues.)

Chibodee (Thinking hard to himself): The next think I say will either make them drink it, or splash that stuff in my face.

(George notices Chibodee is thinking hard)

George (With a look of concern): Do you have to go to the bathroom?

Chibodee (confused): Err... no. but those drinks are um. Apple juice!!!!!

All: ^_^ Yum!!!!

(No sooner do George, Argo, and Domon drink the liquids that are in their glasses, but they fall on themselves asleep. Chibodee starts to dance and jump around like an idiot.)

Chibodee(With a look of a crazed man): Wooo!!! Now Sai Saici, I'm coming to help you!!!!!!!

(As Chibodee leaves out through the back, Natasha, Chibodee's girls, Rain, and Allenby come in. and see the three members of the shuffle alliance down.)

Shirley: He did it again..

Rain: Huh?

Bunny: Chibodee. He put people to sleep with his "Chibodee Mix" again.

Allenby: He's done this before.?

Kat: To a senator, a bunch of guys who dressed up in clown suits to scare him (boy they paid for that one), assorted guys who go with him into strip clubs just in case the guys are beating him out of getting the cute girls, and Janet at one time.

Janet: The next morning my stomach felt like it had been lying on ice the whole time.

Natasha: err. where did you wake up?

Janet (grinning with her eyes closed) ^_^: in a puddle of water!

(everyone except Janet falls anime-style)

(Meanwhile..)

(Sai Saici finds Cecil in a clothing store near Central Building. He sees her in the window, wearing a dark blue glittery dress with a long slit near her thigh, a V-cut on the front of the dress and leveled on the shoulders looking in the mirror as if she's seeing how she looks..)

Sai: Oh man, she looks so hot! Wait, I can't go out with her looking like this!!!

(Sai starts running in the opposite direction until he finds the store called "Master Asia's Tuxedo Parlor. He looks at the store name with a grin and walks in.)

Sai: Master Asia?

(Master Asia pops in wearing a red and black tuxedo with a long red tie.)

Asia: Welcome Sai, to Crazy Asia's crazy tuxedo parlor, where the prices are crazier then I am. if that's possible.

Sai(With a sweat drop): Err. thanks Master! (Thinking to himself: I can't believe I'm buying tuxedos from a dead man that fights with a scarf.) So how much!?

Asia: 5,000,000,000,000. cash.

Sai(outraged with his red eyes shrunken): Who makes that much money!?!

Asia: And that's for the tie..

(Sai looks at him, then just leaves, wondering how a dead guy can run a tuxedo parlor while selling at incredibly high prices. He suddenly sees a man walking down the street in a white and black tuxedo.)

Sai: Hi sir.

Man: Hey, Sai Saici of Neo China!

Sai(looks quickly): Yeah, um. wanna see something cool?

Man: What am I gonna see.?

Sai: Err, Allenby and Rain kissing and hugging in a tender moment.?

Man(goofy): Lead me!!!!

(Sai Saici leads the man to an alleyway where he goes "wild" on him. He then leaves the man in the alleyway while taking his tuxedo.)

Sai: This is a little big on me, but I like clothes that give me a little adjust and float. man I need to stop reading those feminine magazines. you know. I feel there is something that should be done..

(The man hopes out of the alley with a black eye, bruises, and a broken arm)

Man: You'll give me my clothes back?

Sai: Nope, I'll steal your wallet too!!!

(Sai beats down the man even further and searches him and then realizes the wallet is in the tuxedo. The man is too beaten up to be conscious.)

Sai: Well. thanks!

(Sai runs back to central building to find Cecil in a short teal skirt, high heel colorful shoes, and a white shirt.)

Cecil: Hi Sai Saici. why are you wearing a suit?

Sai (embarrassed): Err. I saw you in the clothing store with a blue dress.

Cecil(embarrassed): I saw you outside wearing those baggy clothes.

Both: You beat up somebody and stole their clothes?!

(They both look away, but their hands interlock and Cecil kisses Sai's cheek, and he goes from a light brown to a red the color of his eyes.)

Cecil (Smiling as she sees him blushing and goofy): Come on, let's go to that new restaurant!

Sai (blushing and stupid with love): Uh-huh!

(As the two walk, a pink and blue haired shadow gets into the restaurant before them and beats up the waiter that was going to serve the two.)

A/N: That's chapter 3. what will chapter 4 hold!?!

Stalker: can I do the ending?!

Slimslyde: Do what you do best.

(G-Gundam finale' music plays)

Stalker: Now everyone it's the moment you've been waiting for! Cecil and Sai Saici have a romantic date but Chibodee is. their waiter?! Meanwhile the rest of Shuffle Alliance, lead by George, go on a hunt of Chibodee.

(Domon Voice over): Next episode, Oh my skirt! Sai Saici's date from heck part 2!!!