A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update but better late than never I always say, ho ho ho.

Domon: That was just weak.

Chibodee (Sounding like Beavis): Huh-uh-uh. He said Ho.

Slimslyde: Dear god, no. let's get started already.

George: Is this the final chapter?

Slimslyde: Yes. (The Shuffle Alliance & Slim hug)

Sai: I love the stories you write!

Slimslyde: That's good cause another one is coming. and I'm going to personally destroy Master Asia and everyone else with sick plot twists and evil ideas that make Dr. Evil look like Mike Myers.

Domon: But Dr. Evil is Mike Myers.

Slimslyde: . No soup for you! Stalker if you please?

Stalker: Let's get it started! Sai Saici Date Ready?

Asia: Hold it! I have a question? Why am I given all these odd-jobs in you people's stories? In some stories I'm a janitor, in your story I'm a tuxedo parlor owner? Why!?

Slimslyde: It's cause your sexy.

(Everyone stares at Slim)

Slimslyde: Word?

Stalker (confused): .err. Go!?

(Domon Voice over): Next episode, Oh my skirt! Sai Saici's date from heck part 2!!! ###########################

(Sai & Cecil go inside an Italian Restaurant known as Michelo's. Minute after their meeting Cecil put back on her dress with the long slit to her thigh and the front V-cut while Sai has his black and red suit on.)

Sai: Here we are! Michelo's!

(Chibodee, wearing a fake mustache sees the couple coming in and slicks his hair back with hair gel he stole from George while George was out cold. He also stole. From Domon, a manual of how to be sensitive (probably given to him by Rain), a key to Domon's store (called House Of Capes). He stole the hair gel from George but coincidently he had taken this month's issue of Home & Garden from Argo.)

Cecil (As herself and Sai just come in): Wow, it looks like one of those Old Italian mob restaurants!!

Michelo: Welcome to Michelo's. I am Michelo Chariot, owner of this establishment.

Sai: Gee I never would have guessed.

Michelo: You and me China Boy, next tournament. A Waiter will see you in just a.

Chibodee (In a fake thick French accent): Wee-Wee Mooseseer, I vill take your jaqket, and take vour orders vight away.

Michelo: Um. this is an Italian Restaurant.

Chibodee (in normal voice): Oh.

(People cough in the restaurant as silence goes by between the four people standing near the door way.)

Chibodee (In the same French accent): Right zis way.

(Cecil and Sai follow Chibodee to a redwood carved table with a red & white checkered blanket over it and a candle and wine on the tabletop.)

Michelo (Watching Chibodee take their orders): For a guy faking a waiter just to give bad romantic advice, he isn't doing half bad.

Cecil (looking at the menu): Sai hun, can you order for me? Can you order something in Italian?

Sai (with a grin): Ok waiter, we'd like something in Italian!

Cecil: . (Tries to keep serious but then giggles)

Chibodee (accent): Err. good choice? For the lady, I see a salad with fettuccini Alfredo and a hint of lime with shrimp. For the man I see nothing seeing as how the lady's dinner will cost him all of his cash.

(Chibodee Thinks to himself: I think I've taught him enough for him to know that you never pay for the women's food.)

Sai: Ok, I'll just have some water.

Chibodee (normal voice): D'oh!

Sai: .That voice of yours sounds familiar.

Chibodee (in Hindu voice): Oh no no, friend, I believe you have me confused with someone else.

(Chibodee runs into the kitchen to fetch some food and brings back two plates of food. He sets them on Cecil's side of the table.)

Cecil (Mouth half-full): Sai are you sure you're not hungry.?

Sai (embarrassed): Well.

(Sai's stomach gives him away as it rumbles.)

Cecil: Come on over here and share.

(They sit right next to each other and eat their content. They even both take the same long noodle and slurp it till they kiss one another. Chibodee checks if it happens and then says, "Yes!")

Chibodee: I knew that would work! I watched Lady & The Tramp so many times it had to work. Now for the piece of resistance!

(Chibodee comes back out when they are finished): And now madam and miss, before you go take a free glass of wine each.

(Chibodee shakes up the bottle of red wine and accidentally shoots out at Cecil)

Cecil (The blue dress is now purple): Ack my dress!

Sai: Hey. wait a minute!!!

(Sai rips the fake mustache and reveals Chibodee. Sai grabs him by the neck and holds his fist in front of a fearful Neo American's face)

Sai: How do you want to die? Quick, or slow?!?

Cecil: Wait Sai, don't you see why he did this!?

Sai & Chibodee: Why?

Cecil (blushing): Because he's embarrassed to admit his true feeling about me. Why else would he go through all that. and although I didn't want to tell you Sai. I've had a crush on Chibodee for a long time before I started to like you and know I like him again. I hope we can still be friends Sai.

(Sai just stares blankly into space as if glass shattering and an explosion had just happened. The Queen Of Spades takes a huge gulp and only asks)

"How long do I have to run.?"

Sai (blankly): 5. 4.

Chibodee: Plenty of time.

(Seconds later an enraged Club Ace in his Dragon Gundam his blasting Fire bursts from his Dragon gauntlets at a fearful and running Chibodee Crocket, but Chibodee is stopped. Dead in his tracks stopped by The King Of Hearts, Jack Of Diamonds, and Black Joker. The Club Ace gets out of his Gundam and together they stare sinisterly and evilly at the cowering Queen who is currently in a fetal position. An evil laugh is heard.)

(The next day, four of the five members of the Shuffle Alliance are walking together)

Domon: So she doesn't like you anymore Sai?

Sai: Nope but I've learned to cope with my fluent emotions and kept myself well in this facet of light.

Argo: Read another feminine magazine.?

Sai: Nope, it was in Manly Things Magazine.

George: You're growing up dear Club Ace.

(They continue walking)

Argo: So will we ever take the ropes off Chibodee and take him off of the couch early or do we leave him there to watch that 96 hour "Welcome Back Kotter" Marathon?

Sai: I say we leave him there then when it's done we put on reruns of that guy who is always saying "Dyno-Mite!"

Domon: Today you became a man. If you guys excuse me, it's half off at my Cape store. buy one get a tub of mayonnaise free!

Sai: I'm in!

George: Got any in French design?

Argo: They make me look fat.

(Meanwhile in the apartment of Chibodee.)

Chibodee (starring at the screen, his pupils small like green peas,drooling, and his mind blissfully blank): Welcome back. Sweathogs.. Kotter. bad jokes.

Rain (watching him): He reminds me of a raccoon with rabies before it dies.

Natasha: I'd rather hug the raccoon.

Allenby: No arguments here..

~The End~

Slimslyde: Well, that's the story! Be on the lookout for my new story, featuring everyone's favorite grumpy old master!