(I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters blah, blah, blah... Do you ever wonder why we write this at the beginning? If we really did own this show, why would we write it on a site for fan fiction? Wouldn't we just write it into the actual script of the show? Brainfood.)

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo were walking down the hall towards the drama room. They had all auditioned for the school play the week before and were now going to see what parts they had gotten. Of course Mr. Escobar had decided to do the most well-known, expensive show he could think of: "Les Miserables." Gordo had wanted to do "Me and My Girl," a comedy play set in the 1930s that would not have been hard to get the rights to. However, as expected Mr. Escobar had to take the hard way.

"I hope I got Eponine!' Lizzie said excitedly, "She's so tragic!"

*animated Lizzie, dressed as Juliet, swoons on a balcony.*

"Well, I just want a small part, I'm more interested in the behind the scenes aspect of this play." Gordo said.

"So, why didn't you join the stage crew?" Miranda asked.

"Because, being in a school play looks good on an application for a good private high school." He stated.

They reached the cast list and started to get excited. "Well, are we just gonna stand here or look for our names?" Gordo asked in a rather happy, pleasant voice. He had almost always been happy since he started dating Lizzie. In his mind he had nothing to be sad about.

Miranda started to scroll down and yelled, "Lizzie! You got Eponine!"

"YES!" Lizzie gave a little jump.

*I love this. I get to act sad and dramatic the whole time because the guy I love is in love with someone else! How Melrose Place is that? (animated Lizzie, swoons even more.)

"I got the best song in the show! I wanted it but I thought Kate would get it because she's so used to whining, a sad song wouldn't be a challenge for her."

"Why is Mr. Escobar so disorganized?" Miranda asked, "Can't he ever just write our names in alphabetical order or some sort of order?"

"OH!" Miranda yelled. "I got Cosette!" She began to smile and bounce around.

"Hey, that's awesome!" Lizzie gave her a wink "I wonder who your Marius is."

"Isn't it great?" Miranda giggled. "And I get love scenes!"

"Yeah, with me." Gordo said. "I'm Marius."

"WHAT?!" both girls yelled in shock.

*animated Lizzie falls off the balcony.)