(I don't own Lizzie McGuire or a red Camaro, but you can't have everything
now can you?)
At lunch the three friends sat at their table outside, rather upset.
"I can't believe I have to kiss you, Gordo! Gross!" Miranda said squeamishly.
"Good to know you care." Gordo said.
"Gordo this is serious." Lizzie said matter-of-factly. "My best friend and my boyfriend have mushy love scenes while my character stands by depressed because I'm not with this guy. How twisted is that? I am supposed to be the one with you."
"Lizzie," Gordo tried to calm her down, "it's just acting. It's not real."
"That's not the point, Gordo. You have to kiss someone else."
"It is NOT a real kiss. Don't worry, it's strictly for the show." He said.
"Yeah," Miranda interjected, "We're not gonna feel anything. It's not gonna be some big romantic thing for us, we won't even be us! We'll be Cosette and Marius."
"Oh, that's very comforting." Lizzie said sarcastically, "that means you have to try to feel like you actually are in love if you want to become your characters."
"Don't be so unreasonable." Gordo was getting a bit annoyed.
"Now, I'm unreasonable?!" Lizzie started.
"It'll be fine. You'll see. Besides you're the only one I love." He said
*Well, when he puts it that way. (animated Lizzie puckers up)*
Lizzie got a bit mushy and Gordo leaned in and kissed her. "Ew, Guys!" Miranda snapped them back into reality.
A simple "sorry" came from both of them and they separated. "I guess you're right. I mean, if I have to let anyone kiss Gordo, I'm glad it's you, Miranda." But she hadn't fully convinced herself that she liked the idea.
"Are you sure?" Gordo asked.
*NO! NO! NO! NO! (animated Lizzie stomps her way right through the floor.)*
"Yeah, I'm fine about it." She said.
At lunch the three friends sat at their table outside, rather upset.
"I can't believe I have to kiss you, Gordo! Gross!" Miranda said squeamishly.
"Good to know you care." Gordo said.
"Gordo this is serious." Lizzie said matter-of-factly. "My best friend and my boyfriend have mushy love scenes while my character stands by depressed because I'm not with this guy. How twisted is that? I am supposed to be the one with you."
"Lizzie," Gordo tried to calm her down, "it's just acting. It's not real."
"That's not the point, Gordo. You have to kiss someone else."
"It is NOT a real kiss. Don't worry, it's strictly for the show." He said.
"Yeah," Miranda interjected, "We're not gonna feel anything. It's not gonna be some big romantic thing for us, we won't even be us! We'll be Cosette and Marius."
"Oh, that's very comforting." Lizzie said sarcastically, "that means you have to try to feel like you actually are in love if you want to become your characters."
"Don't be so unreasonable." Gordo was getting a bit annoyed.
"Now, I'm unreasonable?!" Lizzie started.
"It'll be fine. You'll see. Besides you're the only one I love." He said
*Well, when he puts it that way. (animated Lizzie puckers up)*
Lizzie got a bit mushy and Gordo leaned in and kissed her. "Ew, Guys!" Miranda snapped them back into reality.
A simple "sorry" came from both of them and they separated. "I guess you're right. I mean, if I have to let anyone kiss Gordo, I'm glad it's you, Miranda." But she hadn't fully convinced herself that she liked the idea.
"Are you sure?" Gordo asked.
*NO! NO! NO! NO! (animated Lizzie stomps her way right through the floor.)*
"Yeah, I'm fine about it." She said.
