(I don't own Lizzie McGuire or any of the following people: Oprah, Woody
Allen, that guy who has had all those plastic surgeries to make himself
look like a cat, J.R.R. Tolkien (although I wouldn't mind having his mind,
quite the brilliant one he was), Whoopi Goldberg, any of the men in Monty
Python, an elf from Zimbabwe, or a person with a colossal sized nose,
although a good friend of mine, Kaytlyn, has a nose that is so sizable that
you could probably fit an entire library in there and still have room
enough for a garden that you could sit and read in.)
That night Lizzie's telephone rang. She sat there not wanting to answer it because she was pretty sure she knew who it was and did not want to speak to either one of the people it could be.
*Those two backstabbers! Why should I pick up the phone? (animated Lizzie sits on top of a vibrating, ringing telephone and stuffs her ears with ear plugs.)
Lizzie had this pet peeve, though. She could not stand to hear a telephone ringing and ringing and ringing. She would rather pick it up and hear the voice of Kate Sanders (who was the worst person she could think of) than hear that annoying phone ring off the hook.
*animated Lizzie jumps up and down on the phone and smoke comes out of her ears.)
She couldn't take it anymore. She snatched the phone off the hook and angrily said "hello?"
"Hi, Lizzie." She heard Gordo's voice and gave a huff.
"Hi."
"How was Matt's dentist appointment?"
*Uhhh, what dentist appointment? (animated Lizzie sweats uncontrollably.)
"Oh, um fine," she lied. She was having trouble saying more than a few words at a time. Never before had she been silent in a conversation with Gordo. This was worse than when she thought he might have possibly been cheating on her with Phyllis. This was Miranda! She was not about to lose her boyfriend to her best friend. Thus, losing her two best friends.
"Listen, Lizzie, I don't like to beat around the bush. So, I'm just gonna come right out and say what I want to." Gordo started talking and Lizzie got nervous. "I think I know why you've been so uneasy around Miranda and I lately."
*Oh, he finally gets it! (animated Lizzie slaps her forehead.)
"Really?" she wasn't sure if he was right or not but she figured she would act like she had no clue.
"I know it's got to be hard for you seeing me kiss Miranda but you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Trust me, I love you. Sure I love Miranda too but it's completely different. Please, just let this go."
*Let this go?! LET THIS GO?! (animated Lizzie turns red and blows up.)
"Gordo, you know you could have said something about this. You could have had one of your parts changed. I think you were fine with it because you sort of wanted to have these scenes with her."
"Lizzie, you're being unreasonable. It's ACTING! It's not real." He didn't raise his voice but there was some definite frustration in it.
"Unreasonable am I?!" she retorted. "FINE, you go ahead and act and I'll act like you're not around. Gordo, I love you and you say you love me, but how can I believe you?"
*How does he not understand this? (animated Lizzie starts jumping on a giant glass heart)
"Lizzie, please." His voice was beginning to sound pathetic.
"Goodnight, David!" with that she slammed down the phone.
*David? Ouch! (animated Lizzie stubs her toe on a huge word that says "David.")
Lizzie lied down on her bed and began to cry profusely. How could she have said all those horrible things to him? How could he do this to her? How could Miranda be all right with it all? Why did this bother her so much? She was more confused than ever before. After a few minutes there was a knock at her bedroom door.
That night Lizzie's telephone rang. She sat there not wanting to answer it because she was pretty sure she knew who it was and did not want to speak to either one of the people it could be.
*Those two backstabbers! Why should I pick up the phone? (animated Lizzie sits on top of a vibrating, ringing telephone and stuffs her ears with ear plugs.)
Lizzie had this pet peeve, though. She could not stand to hear a telephone ringing and ringing and ringing. She would rather pick it up and hear the voice of Kate Sanders (who was the worst person she could think of) than hear that annoying phone ring off the hook.
*animated Lizzie jumps up and down on the phone and smoke comes out of her ears.)
She couldn't take it anymore. She snatched the phone off the hook and angrily said "hello?"
"Hi, Lizzie." She heard Gordo's voice and gave a huff.
"Hi."
"How was Matt's dentist appointment?"
*Uhhh, what dentist appointment? (animated Lizzie sweats uncontrollably.)
"Oh, um fine," she lied. She was having trouble saying more than a few words at a time. Never before had she been silent in a conversation with Gordo. This was worse than when she thought he might have possibly been cheating on her with Phyllis. This was Miranda! She was not about to lose her boyfriend to her best friend. Thus, losing her two best friends.
"Listen, Lizzie, I don't like to beat around the bush. So, I'm just gonna come right out and say what I want to." Gordo started talking and Lizzie got nervous. "I think I know why you've been so uneasy around Miranda and I lately."
*Oh, he finally gets it! (animated Lizzie slaps her forehead.)
"Really?" she wasn't sure if he was right or not but she figured she would act like she had no clue.
"I know it's got to be hard for you seeing me kiss Miranda but you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Trust me, I love you. Sure I love Miranda too but it's completely different. Please, just let this go."
*Let this go?! LET THIS GO?! (animated Lizzie turns red and blows up.)
"Gordo, you know you could have said something about this. You could have had one of your parts changed. I think you were fine with it because you sort of wanted to have these scenes with her."
"Lizzie, you're being unreasonable. It's ACTING! It's not real." He didn't raise his voice but there was some definite frustration in it.
"Unreasonable am I?!" she retorted. "FINE, you go ahead and act and I'll act like you're not around. Gordo, I love you and you say you love me, but how can I believe you?"
*How does he not understand this? (animated Lizzie starts jumping on a giant glass heart)
"Lizzie, please." His voice was beginning to sound pathetic.
"Goodnight, David!" with that she slammed down the phone.
*David? Ouch! (animated Lizzie stubs her toe on a huge word that says "David.")
Lizzie lied down on her bed and began to cry profusely. How could she have said all those horrible things to him? How could he do this to her? How could Miranda be all right with it all? Why did this bother her so much? She was more confused than ever before. After a few minutes there was a knock at her bedroom door.
