I realize the problems with my last chapter, BUT THIS ONE WILL PLEASE YOU! (I hope)

Arnold An Ugly Girl

Chapter Two

Zero

(Hero, Enrique Englasias)

Would you laugh

If I asked you to laugh?

Would you run

And never come back?

Would you cry

If I kicked your lufa?

And would you burn my soul tonight?

Grandpa was singing to his newly adopted grandson, Bill.

Would you tremble

If I socked your chest?

Would you do math?

Please tell me this.

Now would you die

If I was very bored ?

Break my arms tonight.

Bill was crying.

Meanwhile Arnold was singing to himself while begging for food.

I am a big zero baby

I can kick 'till you're in pain

I will threaten you forever

I can scare your breath away.

Grandpa was being a terrible guardian.

Would you swear

The worst words you could?

Would you eat a pie

Try and run and I'll spy

Are you in the water too deep?

It's clear you've lost your mind

I don't care...

As long as you're gone tonight.

Arnold sings our chorus.

I am a big zero baby

I can kick 'till you're in pain

I will threaten you forever

I can scare your breath away.

Bill'd been gone for three weeks now, Grandpa noticed last night.

Oh I just want to punch you

I just want to slug you

Are you in the water too deep?

It's clear you've lost your mind

I don't care...

As long as you're gone tonight.

Arnold once again sings our chorus:

I am a big zero baby

I can kick 'till you're in pain

I will threaten you forever

I can scare your breath away.

Take it away Arnold, you go girl!

I am a big zero baby

I can kick 'till you're in pain

I will threaten you forever

I can scare your breath away.

One last line girl!

I am a big zero.

Hoped you liked this one!

-Kittyfroggywasher