Megan: Welcome back to Strange Confessions!
Selphie: Hello Everybody!
Irvine: Hello! To all the hot ladies out there! Call me at....
Selphie: NO! Irvine, You're taken!
Seifer: ha ha ha
Zell: what are you laughing about?
Seifer: My Quisty and Me NEVER fight.
Quistis: *nods*
Squall: Whatever
Rinoa: Squall and me don't fight either, Do we Squally!
Squall: Whatever
Zell: STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS!
Everybody but Zell: Whatever
Zell: *cries and nibbles on hotdog*
Megan: Ok! Let's get to the Confessions. Zell, You start!
Zell: Why me?
Megan: Cause I'll give you a hotdog!
Zell: DEAL!
Megan: Ok, Zell. Do you have any strange secrets?
Zell: Umm. I'm part Viking. Does that count?
Seifer: o.o'
Quistis: o.o'
Irvine: o.o'
Rinoa: o.o'
Squall: o.o'
Selphie: YINGER LINGER HINGER
Zell: What the hell was THAT supposed to mean?
Selphie: I dunno. YOU'RE the Viking
Megan: Zell, Any More stupid secrets?
Zell: I'm going out with a girl and I don't even know her name.
Megan: What do you call her?
Zell: Girl in the Library with a pigtail
Quistis: o.o' your going out with her?
Zell: yep!
Seifer: I never knew you could be so Dumb, Chicken Wuss
Zell: Whatever
Squall: ONCE AGAIN! THAT IS MY WORD!
Megan: So. Zell, Do you plan on breaking up with this Girl in the Library with a pigtail?
Zell: nope!
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: *runs up* I LOVE YOU ZELL!
Zell: Girl in the Library with a pigtail?
Girl in the Library with a Pigtail: Yes Zell Dear?
Zell: why don't you ever wear a nametag?
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: Cause I can't.
Zell: How come?
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: *cries* CAUSE MY NAME IS BARBIE!
Everybody: *gasp*
Barbie: *runs off crying*
Zell: Maybe I SHOULD break up with her.
Seifer: Barbie. What kind of Dumb Ass would name his kid Barbie?
Quistis: apparently, her parents.
Megan: *cough* Ok, Seifer. It's your turn! Tell us one embarrassing secret you have.
Seifer: I dream about living in a happy family home with Quistis in a place called
Sunnyside City in Kansas!
Quistis: I LOVE YOU SEIFER!
Seifer: I LOVE YOU TOO QUISTY!
Megan: Umm. How Romantic. Now It's Irvine's turn!
Irvine: This secret is SO stupid, that they didn't wanna put it on my Birth Certificate.
Megan: Ok. Go, on.
Irvine: *cries* MY MIDDLE NAME IS BILLY BOB JOE
Seifer: * starts laughing idiotically*
Squall: * joins Seifer* WHAT KIND OF NAME IS IRVINE BILLY BOB JOE KINNEAS!
Irvine: STOP TEASING ME OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL!
Everybody: *silence*
Random dude in background: *laughing* BILLY BOB JOE!
Irvine: *shoots Random dude in background*
Megan: Ok? Selphie, It's your turn!
Selphie: *jumps up and down* YAY! IT'S MY TURN!
Megan: what's stupid about you Selphie?
Selphie: I STARTED DRINKING A LOT OF COFFEE SINCE I WAS NINE!
THAT IS WHY I'M ONLY 5'1''
Megan: Um. That's Stupid Enough. Squall?
Squall: I have nightmares about Chocobos ruling the world.
Everybody but Squall: o.o'
Squall: Whatever
Zell: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS!
Squall: Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
Zell: *bangs head on table*
Megan: Quistis? How about you?
Quistis: I know EVERY SINGLE word that humans have created. I can understand everything....EVEN YUGOSLAVIAN!
Everybody: *gasp*
Megan: o.o' Not Yugoslavian!
Quistis: Yes, Yugoslavian. Now, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL A SECRET AGAIN!
Everybody: *screams*
Megan: Last, but Least, Rinoa!
Rinoa: Don't you mean, Last but not least?
Megan: Girl, You know what I said. And I Say what I mean!
Rinoa: stupid Idiot. If you weren't the Author of this thing I would....
Megan: nope! You see, I AM the author, and there is NOTHING you can do about it!
Rinoa: YES I CAN!
Megan: HA HA! YOU CANT GET ME!
Rinoa: AH! HOMICIDAL RAGE! *goes on homicidal rage and everybody runs away*
Megan: *all sweaty and bloody* Ok! Rinoa has a secret attack called Homicidal Rage. That's VERY DISTURBING! Well... See You all soon!
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Megan: Did you all like it?
Rinoa: I HATE YOU MEGAN!
Everybody but Rinoa and Squall: AND WE HATE YOU TOO!
Irvine: So you think that Billy Bob Joe isn't a stupid middle name anymore?
Megan: *taps Irvine's Shoulder* We still think it is Irvine. We just won't laugh cause we don't wanna get shot.
Irvine: *cries* YOU ALL HATE ME! *runs away*
Selphie: COME BACK IRVINE! COME BACK!
Megan: Umm.. Did you notice that Seifer and Quistis are NOT here?
Zell: Yep!
Megan: where are they?
Squall: I think they are looking for a new home in Sunnyside City, Kansas
Zell: no, they're not and You DON'T wanna know what they are doing.
Megan: Ok. The next Episode of Strange Confessions will be! " CULTURE DAY IN BALAMB!"
Selphie: Hello Everybody!
Irvine: Hello! To all the hot ladies out there! Call me at....
Selphie: NO! Irvine, You're taken!
Seifer: ha ha ha
Zell: what are you laughing about?
Seifer: My Quisty and Me NEVER fight.
Quistis: *nods*
Squall: Whatever
Rinoa: Squall and me don't fight either, Do we Squally!
Squall: Whatever
Zell: STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS!
Everybody but Zell: Whatever
Zell: *cries and nibbles on hotdog*
Megan: Ok! Let's get to the Confessions. Zell, You start!
Zell: Why me?
Megan: Cause I'll give you a hotdog!
Zell: DEAL!
Megan: Ok, Zell. Do you have any strange secrets?
Zell: Umm. I'm part Viking. Does that count?
Seifer: o.o'
Quistis: o.o'
Irvine: o.o'
Rinoa: o.o'
Squall: o.o'
Selphie: YINGER LINGER HINGER
Zell: What the hell was THAT supposed to mean?
Selphie: I dunno. YOU'RE the Viking
Megan: Zell, Any More stupid secrets?
Zell: I'm going out with a girl and I don't even know her name.
Megan: What do you call her?
Zell: Girl in the Library with a pigtail
Quistis: o.o' your going out with her?
Zell: yep!
Seifer: I never knew you could be so Dumb, Chicken Wuss
Zell: Whatever
Squall: ONCE AGAIN! THAT IS MY WORD!
Megan: So. Zell, Do you plan on breaking up with this Girl in the Library with a pigtail?
Zell: nope!
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: *runs up* I LOVE YOU ZELL!
Zell: Girl in the Library with a pigtail?
Girl in the Library with a Pigtail: Yes Zell Dear?
Zell: why don't you ever wear a nametag?
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: Cause I can't.
Zell: How come?
Girl in the Library with a pigtail: *cries* CAUSE MY NAME IS BARBIE!
Everybody: *gasp*
Barbie: *runs off crying*
Zell: Maybe I SHOULD break up with her.
Seifer: Barbie. What kind of Dumb Ass would name his kid Barbie?
Quistis: apparently, her parents.
Megan: *cough* Ok, Seifer. It's your turn! Tell us one embarrassing secret you have.
Seifer: I dream about living in a happy family home with Quistis in a place called
Sunnyside City in Kansas!
Quistis: I LOVE YOU SEIFER!
Seifer: I LOVE YOU TOO QUISTY!
Megan: Umm. How Romantic. Now It's Irvine's turn!
Irvine: This secret is SO stupid, that they didn't wanna put it on my Birth Certificate.
Megan: Ok. Go, on.
Irvine: *cries* MY MIDDLE NAME IS BILLY BOB JOE
Seifer: * starts laughing idiotically*
Squall: * joins Seifer* WHAT KIND OF NAME IS IRVINE BILLY BOB JOE KINNEAS!
Irvine: STOP TEASING ME OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL!
Everybody: *silence*
Random dude in background: *laughing* BILLY BOB JOE!
Irvine: *shoots Random dude in background*
Megan: Ok? Selphie, It's your turn!
Selphie: *jumps up and down* YAY! IT'S MY TURN!
Megan: what's stupid about you Selphie?
Selphie: I STARTED DRINKING A LOT OF COFFEE SINCE I WAS NINE!
THAT IS WHY I'M ONLY 5'1''
Megan: Um. That's Stupid Enough. Squall?
Squall: I have nightmares about Chocobos ruling the world.
Everybody but Squall: o.o'
Squall: Whatever
Zell: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS!
Squall: Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
Zell: *bangs head on table*
Megan: Quistis? How about you?
Quistis: I know EVERY SINGLE word that humans have created. I can understand everything....EVEN YUGOSLAVIAN!
Everybody: *gasp*
Megan: o.o' Not Yugoslavian!
Quistis: Yes, Yugoslavian. Now, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL A SECRET AGAIN!
Everybody: *screams*
Megan: Last, but Least, Rinoa!
Rinoa: Don't you mean, Last but not least?
Megan: Girl, You know what I said. And I Say what I mean!
Rinoa: stupid Idiot. If you weren't the Author of this thing I would....
Megan: nope! You see, I AM the author, and there is NOTHING you can do about it!
Rinoa: YES I CAN!
Megan: HA HA! YOU CANT GET ME!
Rinoa: AH! HOMICIDAL RAGE! *goes on homicidal rage and everybody runs away*
Megan: *all sweaty and bloody* Ok! Rinoa has a secret attack called Homicidal Rage. That's VERY DISTURBING! Well... See You all soon!
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Megan: Did you all like it?
Rinoa: I HATE YOU MEGAN!
Everybody but Rinoa and Squall: AND WE HATE YOU TOO!
Irvine: So you think that Billy Bob Joe isn't a stupid middle name anymore?
Megan: *taps Irvine's Shoulder* We still think it is Irvine. We just won't laugh cause we don't wanna get shot.
Irvine: *cries* YOU ALL HATE ME! *runs away*
Selphie: COME BACK IRVINE! COME BACK!
Megan: Umm.. Did you notice that Seifer and Quistis are NOT here?
Zell: Yep!
Megan: where are they?
Squall: I think they are looking for a new home in Sunnyside City, Kansas
Zell: no, they're not and You DON'T wanna know what they are doing.
Megan: Ok. The next Episode of Strange Confessions will be! " CULTURE DAY IN BALAMB!"
