Zell: Megan?
Megan: Yes Zell
Zell: When are you gonna give me the hotdog?
Megan: Not right now.
Zell: And why is that?
Megan: o.o' I'm broke.
Zell: Well, I'm not gonna do my Viking performances today.
Megan: NO! YOU HAVE TO DO THE VIKING ACT!
Zell: NO! I NEED A HOTDOG!
Megan: * goes to Seven Eleven and buys a hotdog* THERE!
Zell: YAY! * Hugs hotdog*
Megan: So, let's start the show.
Zell: Whatever.
Squall: *bonks Zell in the head with GIANT mallet* DON'T STEAL MY WORD!
Zell: *passes out*
Megan: OH NO! WHAT ABOUT THE VIKING ACT!
Quistis: Ahem, what do you mean?
Megan: Since it's Culture Day...
Seifer: what about Culture Day?
Megan: I DECIDED THAT YOU GUYS SHOULD DO AN ACT ABOUT YOUR CULTURE!
Quistis: YAY! CAN IT BE AN ACT?!
Megan: Yeah, Whatever
Squall: I SAID DON'T TAKE MY WORD!
Megan: WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVER!
Squall: NO! THE HORROR!
Seifer: *laughs* Whatever!
Squall: *hides beneath couch* WHATEVER IS MY WORD!
Quistis: If I am not correct, The word, Whatever, was created by a guy named Shiminy Hooblah in the 8000 century B.C.
Irvine: And of course, Quistis is ALWAYS right.
Seifer draws gunblade: YOU TRYING TO FLATTER MY GIRL?
Irvine: *joins Squall under the couch* No sir.
Seifer puts gunblade away: Good
Megan: CAN WE START THE SHOW?!
Everybody: Sure!
Megan: We'll be back after the short break!
COMMERCIALS START
Seifer: Damn. I have to wear THAT?!
Quistis: Yeah!
Zell: *walks toward them in Viking outfit* My performance will KICK YOUR SORRY BOOTY!
Seifer and Quistis: o.o'
Selphie skips toward them wearing Swedish outfit: MY PERFORMANCE WILL BE THE BEST!
Irvine: *wearing normal outfit* I'm American so. I'll wear this!
Megan: We start in three, two, one GO!
COMMERCIALS END
Megan: Thanks for staying tuned! Our first performance will be from Seifer Almasy and he will be doing...
Random Dude from crowd: WHAT WILL SEIFER BE DOING!
Megan: Seifer will be doing...
Random Dude from crowd: WHAT IS HE GONNA DO!
Megan steals Irvine's gun and shoots the random dude: SHUT UP!
Random Dude in Crowd: *dies*
Megan: Seifer will be Doing a *laughs* RUSSIAN DANCE! * Runs off stage laughing*
Seifer walks on stage wearing Russian outfit: Umm. Hello everybody.
Another random dude: *laughs* IT'S A RUSSIAN GUY!
Seifer: *beats up the dude* SHUT UP!
Seifer walks back on stage: LIGHTS! * Spotlight goes on him* I like that!
Crowd: Ooh! Ahh!
Seifer: Music! * Russian music starts playing and Seifer starts dancing*
Selphie: He's pretty good!
Quistis: *sighs* I know.
Zell: So? I can kick too! * Kicks the wall and all the electricity goes out* Oops.
Seifer: ZELL! YOU RUINED MY PERFORMANCE! * Starts crying*
Megan: WHO WE GONNA CALL!
Everyone: GHOST BUSTERS!
Megan: Ghost Busters? Were gonna call the Electrical repair man guy person.
Seifer: I knew that!
Quistis: whatever.
Squall: * whacks lady in crowd thinking it was Quistis* DON'T STEAL MY WORD!
Lady: OUCH! THAT HURT!
Squall: Oh. Sorry ma'am
Electrical repair man person: I AM HERE TO FIX YOUR ELECTRICITY!
Everyone: YAY!
Electrical repair man person: *fixes electrical person*
Megan: AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT! *Turns on light switch*
Irvine takes off his hat: And there was light*sniff*
Seifer finishes his dance: TADA!
Everyone: *claps* BRAVO! BRAVO!
Seifer bows and exits stage
Megan: And now it's time for Zell to do his Viking performance
Zell walks on stage wearing a helmet with horns on it and rags for clothing
Zell: *starts singing Opera* LALALALA TRAVA LALALALA TRAVA! MAMAMAMA LAVA DADADA LA!
Everyone: o.o' * COMPLETE SILENCE! NOT EVEN THE CRICKETS ARE CHIRPING*
Zell: *starts crying* YOU ALL HATE ME! * Kicks wall again and electricity goes out AGAIN*
Megan: WHO WE GONNA CALL!
Everyone: GHOST BUSTERS!
Megan: o.o' Once again, were gonna call the Electrical repair man guy person
Electrical repair man person: I HAVE COME BACK TO FIX YOU LIGHTING!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Electrical repair man guy person: *fixes electricity again*
Little Boy: Electrical repair man guy person?
Electrical repair guy person: You know, I have a name.
Megan: what's your name?
Electrical repair man guy person: *cries* My name is... JOE! *Runs off crying*
Everyone: o.o'
Megan: *still laughing from the Viking opera* Umm. Quistis Trepe will go on now!
Quistis walks on stage wearing French Moulin Rouge outfit.
All the guys in crowd: WAHOO!
Seifer draws gunblade: YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MY GIRL!
All the guys in crowd: *hides under couch*
Quistis: *does cancan*
Crowd: OOH!
Seifer: I SAID STOP LOOKING AT HER!
Crowd: * hides under couch*
Quistis finishes and bows
All the guys in crowd: YAY! HOORAY!
Seifer: I WARNED YOU! * Runs after them with gunblade*
Quistis: NO! SEIFER! DON'T KILL ANYMORE PEOPLE! YOU ALREADY CAN'T GET A JOB AT BURGER KING!
Seifer: *stops* Fine. I'll stop. ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE WHOPPERS!
Quistis: Good.
Megan: Ok. It's Selphie Tilmit's turn. And she will be doing*laughs* YODELING!
Selphie walks on stage wearing Swedish outfit: RIIIICOOOLAAAAAAA!
Everyone: o.o'
Selphie starts dancing: IODOLE YODOLEIE YODOLEIE! YODOLEHEEHOOO!
Everyone: umm. YAY!
Zell: WHY ARE THEY CHEERING FOR HER?! SHE IS MAKING UP WORDS LIKE I DID!
Irvine: cause unlike you, She looks CUTE in her outfit!
Zell: NO! * Gets ready to kick wall again*
Barbie: NO! ZELL DON'T DO IT!
Zell: Barbie?
Barbie: Just keep calling me Girl in the library with a pigtail. I hate my name.
Zell: ok.
Selphie: YODEL! YAHOOOOOO * finishes and bows*
Crowd: YAY! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
Zell: COOL! *Starts yodeling and people throw tomatoes at him* NO!
Quistis: ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN!
Guys in crowd: WE LOVE YOU QUISTIS!
Seifer: LEAVE HER ALONE!
Guys in crowd: *run out of room screaming*
Seifer: Did they hurt you Quisty?
Quistis: nope. Cause... STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME!
Seifer: You just sounded like this one guy I know...
Quistis: o.o' I know...
Megan: And Now Its time for Squall Leonheart to do his performance!
Squall walks on wearing Spanish outfit: *sigh* Whatever.
Zell: STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS! STOP IT!
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: *runs out room of the room screaming like he needs to be sent to a mental asylum*
Squall: I will be performing Danco Lantino Coolo
Spanish dude: THAT ISN'T A SPANISH DANCE!
Squall: NOW IT IS! Well umm. To tell the truth... I can't remember the name.
Spanish dude: Ok.
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: NO! YOU DOCTORS CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY! NEVER! NEVER!!!! * Gets chased by doctors wearing...white...*
Everyone: o.o'
Barbie: POOR ZELLY COME BACK! YOU DOCTORS HAVE THE WRONG IDEA! HE IS NOT INSANE!
Squall: umm... *starts dancing to some Ricky Martin*
Spanish dude: RICKY MARTIN IS PUERTO RICAN YOU IDIOT!
Squall: Whatever. I'm Puerto Rican.
Zell: STOP THE WHATEVER-NESS! STOP! *Jumps on ceiling fan* WOOOOO
Squall: Ok. I'm done with my dance. *Runs behind stage curtain*
Megan: GET ZELL OFF THE FAN!
Doctors: Ma'am, were trying too! But he seems to have a disease called Hotdog- Itus
Megan: What?!
Doctors: It means he has had too much hotdogs and it's making him crazy.
Megan: o.o'
Doctors: Have you giving him any hotdogs within the past few months?
Megan: *remembers buying him 200 hotdogs 2 days ago* umm.
Doctors: Hmm?
Megan: I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA! I'M INNOCENT! *Starts crying* Oh! It's your turn Irvine!
Irvine: YAHOO! HOWDY PARTNER!
A real cowboy: SHUT UP YOU POSER!
Irvine: I ain't no poser ya FOOL!
A Real Cowboy: Then what's yo name son...
Irvine: MY NAME IS IRVINE BILLY BOB JOE KINNEAS!
A Real Cowboy: IRVINE! IT'S YOU!
Irvine: DADDY!
The Cowboy hugs Irvine: I MISSED YOU SON!
Irvine: I MISSED YOU TOO DADDY! *Punches the cowboy in the stomach* WHY IS MY MIDDLE NAME BILLY BOB JOE?
Cowboy: *wheeze* Cause yo mamma liked the name
Irvine: I HATE YOU MOM!
The Ghost of Irvine's mom: I'm sorry son.
Irvine: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME SUCH A STUPID MIDDLE NAME?!
The Ghost of Irvine's mom: Because I thought it was funny!
Irvine: *shoots his moms ghost*
The ghost of Irvine's mom: I'M DEAD YOU FOOL! *Gives Irvine a spanking*
Irvine: NO MOMMY! NO!
Megan: uh. Maybe we should go on too Rinoa's act.
Rinoa: why am I always last?
Megan: CAUSE YOU SUCK STINKY CHEESE!
Rinoa: *cries* that was a little harsh Megan.
Megan: :) I know!
Rinoa does a lame Japanese dance and runs off crying
Megan: Ok! NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!
Seifer, Quistis, Squall, Zell, Selphie, Irvine and Megan start dancing to " Kids of America"
Crowd: YAY!
Megan: That's all folks! Thanks for watching STRANGE CONFESSIONS!
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Quistis: Where did Rinoa go?
Megan: I really don't know.
Squall: She went to a bar and got drunk
Quistis: and how do you know?
Squall:... Dad saw her there.
Everyone: *gasp*
Seifer: Hey! Let's all go to a bar and get drunk!
Everyone: YAY! * go to a local bar while singing " Follow the Yellow Brick Road" *