POKEMON JOURNEY
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Chapter 6: The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops
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Ramza and crew walked down the path towards Moutain Moon, the home of the fabled Clefairies. Ramza was playing his Gameboy Advance, getting pissed everytime the enemy crushed his team, consisting of Marche, the main character, a Fighter, a Dragoon, a Blue Mage, and a Soldier. (A/N: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, anyone?) Cody walked a little behind him, reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Adramelk (A/N: Zodiac beast, fitting, for a Mareep, that is.), the Larvitar, muched on a stone he found on the road, Gemini was sorting his deck, making sure to put Articuno and Suicune first, Cancer was burning any flower that came across his way, Scorpio was aiming his newly-bought shotgun and was playing real-life Duck Hunt with Pidgeys, and Aries was just jumping around, being the jolly Pokemon that he is.
Suddenly, in the distance, a swarm of what seemed like green and white bunny-like creatures emerged...
"TERRIERMONS?!?" Ramza cried, "I thought the story was about Pokemon!"
The Author's screen opened up in front of them.
"People," The Author said as he looked at them, "Although we did form a treaty with the Digimon world, an uprising has recently occurred, led by Jenrya Lee himself and they want to take over the Pokemon world, due to their belief that Digimon are far superior to Pokemon, your mission is to charge into the base of the group, which is in the core of Mountain Moon. A soldier of mine will be coming over to help you out, and as a caution, the Terrier Terrorist Troops has hired the help of the Spanish Inquisition."
The Author sweat dropped as he looked at them. Ramza held the Chaos Blade out, polishing it along with the Materia Blade. Cody cut a tree down with the Excalibur and the Scorpion Tail. Aries stood on two paws, his front paws clutching the Zorlin Shape and the Papyrus Plate Dictionary. Cancer stood the same way, holding the Ragnarok and Nagrarok with both paws. Gemini proudly jumped into the air, showing off his Lancer skills with the Great Javelin. Adramelk got out a Yoichi Bow from behind his back. And Scorpio blew the brains out of a Ratatta hiding behind some bushes with a Stone Gun.
"Er... I see your ready." The Author observed.
"Really, what was your first clue?" Ramza asked as he and his team put on Grand Helmets, Great Escutcheons, Maximillion Armor, Sprint Shoes, Genji Gauntlets, Angel Rings, N-Kai Armlets, and Vanish Mantles. You could see bags of Yagyu Darknesses, Fireballs, Iceballs, Thunderballs, Elixirs, and Phoenix Downs on their waists.
"Well, the soldier should be along soon, he is very experienced in this kind of stuff. He had fought in twenty-three civil wars and one world war. He was promoted from Private to Major but was replaced." The Author finished his briefing and his screen disappeared.
"Seems like he finished briefing you privates, since I have the highest rank here, you'll listen to me, UNDERSTAND!?!?" A voice out of nowhere roared.
Everybody searched for the source of the voice.
"HERE! OVER HERE!" The voice came from a boulder.
Everybody peered at the rock and saw a... worm? Yes, a worm sitting on it.
"My name is Sir Heebie Jeebies and i'm from the mercenary team, Creepie Crawlies. I'm here to give you your new weapons."
"Oh, what are they?" Cody asked, curiously.
"You'll recognize them, this thing here can make an unlimited ammount of them, just press the button."
Cancer did as told, and pressed the button on the wierd contraption.
It dispensed out a... Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Ramza's crew grinned evilly. One thought in all of their minds.
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'Rabbits + Holy Hand Grenades = Boom.'
The Terriermon were wiped out as well as the Lopmons that came as reinforcements mercilessly. Ramza had to admit, as he smirked, that it was amusing to see the bunnies run, screaming, for their life. However, they had not triumphed yet, they had only wiped out a small search party that had foolishly wandered into his team's territory. As they came across the dead body of a Terriermon, they found a pouch containing orders from the Spanish Inquisition.
"Woah, I didn't expect the Span..." Aries didn't get to finish, Gemini put a hand over his mouth.
"Quiet! Never say 'I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition', 'This can't get any worse' or 'What else could go wrong?'.
Suddenly, a horde of Blackrapidmon, Rapidmon, Megagargomon and Blacksaintgargomon, not to mention some Antylamon, lead by the Comfy Chair, rose up over the horizon.
Everybody glared at Gemini, holding up their Holy Hand Grenades, ready for battle.
"What? WHAT?!?!" (A/N: Do I seriously have to tell you who?)
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Chapter 6: The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops
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Ramza and crew walked down the path towards Moutain Moon, the home of the fabled Clefairies. Ramza was playing his Gameboy Advance, getting pissed everytime the enemy crushed his team, consisting of Marche, the main character, a Fighter, a Dragoon, a Blue Mage, and a Soldier. (A/N: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, anyone?) Cody walked a little behind him, reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Adramelk (A/N: Zodiac beast, fitting, for a Mareep, that is.), the Larvitar, muched on a stone he found on the road, Gemini was sorting his deck, making sure to put Articuno and Suicune first, Cancer was burning any flower that came across his way, Scorpio was aiming his newly-bought shotgun and was playing real-life Duck Hunt with Pidgeys, and Aries was just jumping around, being the jolly Pokemon that he is.
Suddenly, in the distance, a swarm of what seemed like green and white bunny-like creatures emerged...
"TERRIERMONS?!?" Ramza cried, "I thought the story was about Pokemon!"
The Author's screen opened up in front of them.
"People," The Author said as he looked at them, "Although we did form a treaty with the Digimon world, an uprising has recently occurred, led by Jenrya Lee himself and they want to take over the Pokemon world, due to their belief that Digimon are far superior to Pokemon, your mission is to charge into the base of the group, which is in the core of Mountain Moon. A soldier of mine will be coming over to help you out, and as a caution, the Terrier Terrorist Troops has hired the help of the Spanish Inquisition."
The Author sweat dropped as he looked at them. Ramza held the Chaos Blade out, polishing it along with the Materia Blade. Cody cut a tree down with the Excalibur and the Scorpion Tail. Aries stood on two paws, his front paws clutching the Zorlin Shape and the Papyrus Plate Dictionary. Cancer stood the same way, holding the Ragnarok and Nagrarok with both paws. Gemini proudly jumped into the air, showing off his Lancer skills with the Great Javelin. Adramelk got out a Yoichi Bow from behind his back. And Scorpio blew the brains out of a Ratatta hiding behind some bushes with a Stone Gun.
"Er... I see your ready." The Author observed.
"Really, what was your first clue?" Ramza asked as he and his team put on Grand Helmets, Great Escutcheons, Maximillion Armor, Sprint Shoes, Genji Gauntlets, Angel Rings, N-Kai Armlets, and Vanish Mantles. You could see bags of Yagyu Darknesses, Fireballs, Iceballs, Thunderballs, Elixirs, and Phoenix Downs on their waists.
"Well, the soldier should be along soon, he is very experienced in this kind of stuff. He had fought in twenty-three civil wars and one world war. He was promoted from Private to Major but was replaced." The Author finished his briefing and his screen disappeared.
"Seems like he finished briefing you privates, since I have the highest rank here, you'll listen to me, UNDERSTAND!?!?" A voice out of nowhere roared.
Everybody searched for the source of the voice.
"HERE! OVER HERE!" The voice came from a boulder.
Everybody peered at the rock and saw a... worm? Yes, a worm sitting on it.
"My name is Sir Heebie Jeebies and i'm from the mercenary team, Creepie Crawlies. I'm here to give you your new weapons."
"Oh, what are they?" Cody asked, curiously.
"You'll recognize them, this thing here can make an unlimited ammount of them, just press the button."
Cancer did as told, and pressed the button on the wierd contraption.
It dispensed out a... Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Ramza's crew grinned evilly. One thought in all of their minds.
---
'Rabbits + Holy Hand Grenades = Boom.'
The Terriermon were wiped out as well as the Lopmons that came as reinforcements mercilessly. Ramza had to admit, as he smirked, that it was amusing to see the bunnies run, screaming, for their life. However, they had not triumphed yet, they had only wiped out a small search party that had foolishly wandered into his team's territory. As they came across the dead body of a Terriermon, they found a pouch containing orders from the Spanish Inquisition.
"Woah, I didn't expect the Span..." Aries didn't get to finish, Gemini put a hand over his mouth.
"Quiet! Never say 'I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition', 'This can't get any worse' or 'What else could go wrong?'.
Suddenly, a horde of Blackrapidmon, Rapidmon, Megagargomon and Blacksaintgargomon, not to mention some Antylamon, lead by the Comfy Chair, rose up over the horizon.
Everybody glared at Gemini, holding up their Holy Hand Grenades, ready for battle.
"What? WHAT?!?!" (A/N: Do I seriously have to tell you who?)
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