POKEMON JOURNEY
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Chapter 7: The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops' Threat To Thee
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(A/N: Ah, yes, I suppose my choice of antagonists could ave offended someone out there, I do like Jenrya, but it was either him or Shuichon.)
The team was losing badly, despite Sir Heebie Jeebies attempts to make Holy Hand Grenades as fast as he can, they, more often than not, weren't able to get their hands on one in what seemed like all the critical moments. The Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon were going full force with their missiles, while the Rapidmon and Blackrapidmon layed on the first-aid kits.
"Quick! Fall back!" Sir Heebie Jeebies cried out to them.
They did as he told and not a moment too soon, a nuke landed where they were moments before.
"I've called for reinforcements from the Digimon Universe, they shall be sending some help here, a few bomber planes and some Digimon." Sir Heebie Jeebies said.
"Why are they sending reinforcements from the Digimon Universe? I thought that these guys are from that universe." Cody asked.
"Remember, these troops are acting on their own, the government of the Digimon Universe do not support their actions in any way, shape, or form, and despise them as much as we do." Sir Heebie Jeebies replied.
As if on cue, a few black bomber planes embroided with red flames going up the sides came into view, right when they were on top of the Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon, their undersides opened up and let loose a few bombs that started falling down at a alarming rate.
"BOMBS AWAY!!!" A voice screamed over the horizon.
All heck broke loose for the The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops.
The Rapidmon ran around, screaming their puny asses off like chickens with their heads cut off. The Blackrapidmon practically acted the same way except with their guns going into panic mode and spraying everything they face with Digizoid bullets. The Megagargomon stomped around, trying to make the noise go away, while their black counterparts went berserk and shot at all that moved. The Antylamon who seemed to had ran the show tried to calm them down, but none of them were having any success, Ramza winced as a few were caught under the foot of a particularly gigantic Megagargomon.
"YOU ALRIGHT THERE?!" A pilot shouted from his cockpit, the thing was, he wasn't a digimon like the others.
"YEAH! WE'RE ALL IN ONE PEICE!" Ramza shouted back.
The cockpit opened and out came Daisuke, with the... FLUDD.
"What happened here? Hell?" Daisuke asked.
"No, but you could help us make some." Cody replied.
Then they went kamikaze, Ramza charged forward like a dog with rabies and tore through a few Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon in his rush to destroy all the enemies. Cody hid in the shadows, taking his Scorpion Tail and Excalibur while cutting down anyone that survived the chaos. Cancer went all out casting Black Magic and Battle Skills, breaking up quite a number of the gigantic metal bunnies. Adramelk shot down anyone that came within twenty feet of the HHG dispenser. Aries was casting Time Magic and Summons, frreezing a few Rapidmon here, burning a few Blackrapidmon there, shocking a few Antylamon here, Mega Flare-ing a few Megagargomon there, Zodiac-ing a few Blacksaintgalgomon there. Gemini jumped on anyone that threatened his bravery, which was about everything. Scorpio went into Limit Break and blew the brains out of a few speedy Rapimon. Daisuke changed FLUDD to hover mode and flew high above the bunnies, blasting out gallons of water at the bunnies under him, short-circuiting them. Pretty soon the battle was over.
"Where did the Comfy Chair go?" Daisuke asked, "I was informed that there was a Spanish Inquisition item over here and have orders to destroy it."
"It tried to run off sometime earlier in the battle, not before being blasted to bits by my Stone Gun." Scorpio said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Well you made my life easier." Daisuke said approvingly, "I'm here to give you your D-Arcs, I'm also here to give Digimon-Dislikers a warning, any flames you send will be thrown right back in your face if you dare look at the story again after you've flamed, the author does not approve of flames even if they are not targeted to his stories and if even one flame is found in the reviews, it will not be instantly removed, but if you look at the next chapter, you WILL find the flame right back in your face, the author serisouly believes that flames are pointless and a waste of space, unlike constructive critiscm that helps the author with his writings."
"That was quite a long sentence." Ramza stated.
"I try my best." Daisuke replied.
"Hello? Are any of you aware that this is becoming what seems like a huge cross-over with mainly Pokemon, Final Fantasy and Digimon and a lot of other stuff?" Cody asked.
"Yeah, but the author writess what he likes, he doesn't write just to make money or anything, this is a carnation of the author's spare time, and he doesn't even have to do this, he just wants to, anybody out there who comes with reviews like 'OMG!!1 Y havne't u put Ranm,a 1|2 or Yuuy Hauksho in theer? U mother f*ckin gaot killer!!!!111'. The thing is, the author do what he likes and he's not a goat killer! Not that Ranma 1/2 and Yuyu Hakusho is bad or anything, but reviews like that with people not even trying to spell seriously makes the author mad. Oh yeah, and he didn't... ahem... get down with his mother! Anybody who suggests that is just twisted! Plain sickly twisted! I pity the foos'!"
"I second that." Ramza raised his hand.
"Me too." Cody followed.
"Oh yeah, if your reviews do not consist of anything like that, please send them in, the author is hungry for reviews, starving actually."
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Chapter 7: The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops' Threat To Thee
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(A/N: Ah, yes, I suppose my choice of antagonists could ave offended someone out there, I do like Jenrya, but it was either him or Shuichon.)
The team was losing badly, despite Sir Heebie Jeebies attempts to make Holy Hand Grenades as fast as he can, they, more often than not, weren't able to get their hands on one in what seemed like all the critical moments. The Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon were going full force with their missiles, while the Rapidmon and Blackrapidmon layed on the first-aid kits.
"Quick! Fall back!" Sir Heebie Jeebies cried out to them.
They did as he told and not a moment too soon, a nuke landed where they were moments before.
"I've called for reinforcements from the Digimon Universe, they shall be sending some help here, a few bomber planes and some Digimon." Sir Heebie Jeebies said.
"Why are they sending reinforcements from the Digimon Universe? I thought that these guys are from that universe." Cody asked.
"Remember, these troops are acting on their own, the government of the Digimon Universe do not support their actions in any way, shape, or form, and despise them as much as we do." Sir Heebie Jeebies replied.
As if on cue, a few black bomber planes embroided with red flames going up the sides came into view, right when they were on top of the Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon, their undersides opened up and let loose a few bombs that started falling down at a alarming rate.
"BOMBS AWAY!!!" A voice screamed over the horizon.
All heck broke loose for the The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops.
The Rapidmon ran around, screaming their puny asses off like chickens with their heads cut off. The Blackrapidmon practically acted the same way except with their guns going into panic mode and spraying everything they face with Digizoid bullets. The Megagargomon stomped around, trying to make the noise go away, while their black counterparts went berserk and shot at all that moved. The Antylamon who seemed to had ran the show tried to calm them down, but none of them were having any success, Ramza winced as a few were caught under the foot of a particularly gigantic Megagargomon.
"YOU ALRIGHT THERE?!" A pilot shouted from his cockpit, the thing was, he wasn't a digimon like the others.
"YEAH! WE'RE ALL IN ONE PEICE!" Ramza shouted back.
The cockpit opened and out came Daisuke, with the... FLUDD.
"What happened here? Hell?" Daisuke asked.
"No, but you could help us make some." Cody replied.
Then they went kamikaze, Ramza charged forward like a dog with rabies and tore through a few Megagargomon and Blacksaintgalgomon in his rush to destroy all the enemies. Cody hid in the shadows, taking his Scorpion Tail and Excalibur while cutting down anyone that survived the chaos. Cancer went all out casting Black Magic and Battle Skills, breaking up quite a number of the gigantic metal bunnies. Adramelk shot down anyone that came within twenty feet of the HHG dispenser. Aries was casting Time Magic and Summons, frreezing a few Rapidmon here, burning a few Blackrapidmon there, shocking a few Antylamon here, Mega Flare-ing a few Megagargomon there, Zodiac-ing a few Blacksaintgalgomon there. Gemini jumped on anyone that threatened his bravery, which was about everything. Scorpio went into Limit Break and blew the brains out of a few speedy Rapimon. Daisuke changed FLUDD to hover mode and flew high above the bunnies, blasting out gallons of water at the bunnies under him, short-circuiting them. Pretty soon the battle was over.
"Where did the Comfy Chair go?" Daisuke asked, "I was informed that there was a Spanish Inquisition item over here and have orders to destroy it."
"It tried to run off sometime earlier in the battle, not before being blasted to bits by my Stone Gun." Scorpio said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Well you made my life easier." Daisuke said approvingly, "I'm here to give you your D-Arcs, I'm also here to give Digimon-Dislikers a warning, any flames you send will be thrown right back in your face if you dare look at the story again after you've flamed, the author does not approve of flames even if they are not targeted to his stories and if even one flame is found in the reviews, it will not be instantly removed, but if you look at the next chapter, you WILL find the flame right back in your face, the author serisouly believes that flames are pointless and a waste of space, unlike constructive critiscm that helps the author with his writings."
"That was quite a long sentence." Ramza stated.
"I try my best." Daisuke replied.
"Hello? Are any of you aware that this is becoming what seems like a huge cross-over with mainly Pokemon, Final Fantasy and Digimon and a lot of other stuff?" Cody asked.
"Yeah, but the author writess what he likes, he doesn't write just to make money or anything, this is a carnation of the author's spare time, and he doesn't even have to do this, he just wants to, anybody out there who comes with reviews like 'OMG!!1 Y havne't u put Ranm,a 1|2 or Yuuy Hauksho in theer? U mother f*ckin gaot killer!!!!111'. The thing is, the author do what he likes and he's not a goat killer! Not that Ranma 1/2 and Yuyu Hakusho is bad or anything, but reviews like that with people not even trying to spell seriously makes the author mad. Oh yeah, and he didn't... ahem... get down with his mother! Anybody who suggests that is just twisted! Plain sickly twisted! I pity the foos'!"
"I second that." Ramza raised his hand.
"Me too." Cody followed.
"Oh yeah, if your reviews do not consist of anything like that, please send them in, the author is hungry for reviews, starving actually."
