POKEMON JOURNEY
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Chapter 8: Onward To The Terrier Terrorist Taco Terror Troops' Headquarters!
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The gang felt lighter than air as they walked towards the HQs.

"****, I hate this. Someone get me a beer," Daisuke muttered as he drank his apple juice.

Okay, so maybe they weren't so happy.

"Tell me again, why don't we have those D-Arks?" Cody asked, his nose pressed into the book titled 'Walk Two Moons'.

"Cancer was bored and used them as baseball, remember?" Ramza answered, "I think they might be breaching the barrier between worlds right now."

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"TREASURE!!!" Locke screamed as he eyed the things on the ground.

"How much are they worth?" Shadow asked as he looked at the things on the ground.

"Beats me, but they're so shiny, I can bet they'll fetch a pretty sum!" Locke laughed as he stomped around.

*Crack!*

"LOCKE!!!" Terra, Shadow, and Edgar screamed.

"Oops! Shadow? Why are you raising that Shuriken? Whoa! Stop throwing them at me! They hurt! Edgar! Back off with that chainsaw~!!! AIEEEEEEE!!! Some body heeeeeeeeeellllp meeeeeeeeeee....!!!!"

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"So sue me, I didn't know the Whale Whiskers had so much power in them," Cancer argued.

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The Dream Team had decided to take a break, and while they were at it, playing some videogames on their portable TV.

"You know, playing Super Robot Taisen makes me remember that I have to give you guys your weapons on the next mission," Daisuke stated.

"What are they? Gundams?" Ramza asked as Getter Dragon pulled out his tomahawk and chased Sachiel across the screen with it.

"Evas," Daisuke said.

"Your kidding me," Cody muttered.

"Soooooooo serious, Third Impact doesn't even begin to compare."

"So where did you get them?"

"NERV sold them to us."

"But they are treasures! What did your superior officers do to get them?!"

"Gave them the Aestivalises."

"Ah."

"Yep."

"We don't have to wear Plugsuits, do we?"

"Nope, we can sync fine without them."

"Good, cuz' they look wierd."

"Point."

"Would you quiet down? We're trying to play Duel Monsters here!" Gemini yelled from the above the rock where he and Adramelk were playing cards.

"What do you have on the field?" Ramza asked, abandoning his game.

"A Blue-Eyes, Devil Frankenstein, and Blue Eyes Ultimate for the monsters. A 'Kunai With Chain' trap card that I used with the Blue-Eyes, and three other cards that aren't flipped yet, 5700 LP," grumbled Gemini.

"A Red-Eyes, Magician Of Black Chaos, Black Luster Soldier, and Obelisk. 13200 LP, gained by using tons of healing cards. The 'Mega Growth' card on the Soldier, and I'm using Raigeki now." Adramelk answered.

"Cheater!"

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"Millions of Gundamgargomon and Zakugargomon II are coming this way!"

"Get into your Evas! Ramza! You take 01! Cody! 03! I'll take 04!"

"Why not 02 or 00?"

"Misato and Kaji *pleasured* themselves in 00, and Asuka just wouldn't let 02 go."

"Touch."

"Aye."

"Hey guys? What if 01 went berserk?" Ramza prodded into their conversation.

"Deal with it, pansy."

"Suck it up, wuss."

"You guys are mean."

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Alas, the humans got into their entry plugs and the merry battle begun.

"Ouch! Hey! You don't poke my ass with a spiked ball and get away with it!"

All hell broke loose just about then.

01 pulled out a huge progressive Piko Piko hammer and started bashing heads in with it's almighty heart attack. 03 created a Lance Of Longinus copy out of thin air and started barbecueing the live ones. 04 fired a Shinkku Hadouken and obliterated quite a few mechanical rabbits.

"I'm a Marvel Vs. Capcom addict, so?"

01 and 03 stopped staring and started killing in more creative ways, 01 threw his enemies into Barney space, 03 set Metroids on them, 01 summoned thousands of Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists on the bunnies, 03 summoned Quake III guys, 01 made his enemies watch Teletubbies, 03 shivered in a corner, 01 tried Third Impact on a few rabbits, 03 shipped them off to Bill Gates, 01 called for Asuka Bin Laden, 03 installed Windows CE into the rabbits' systems, 01 sent 'I Love You' viruses to their E-Mails,
03 called Gordon Freeman, 01 activated his Millenium Progress Knife, 03 threatened to spill milk on them, 01 spun a gigantic Progressive Beyblade on them, 03 showed them printed porn pictures from the Internet.

"You guys havin'..." 04 started.

A head flew past him.

"...Fun?" He ended as a spurt of blood his his white armor, turning it red, "Usually I have to pay for this kind of entertainment."

04 grabbed a popcorn out of a plot hole and sat down to eat.