Minekura Kazuya, creator of Gensoumaden Saiyuuki, turns a year older on Match 23rd! So do I, so happy birthday Minekura-sensei from a new fan in the Saiyuki fold!
Disclaimer: Saiyuki not mine. Only using it for laughs today.
KAZUYA'S PRESENTS
One day
Goku: Morning Sanzo. Morning Gojyo. Morning Hakkai.
Sanzo: *grunt*
Gojyo: Yo.
Hakkai: Good morning, Goku. What's it going to be for breakfast?
Goku: Nothing, thanks. I'm skipping lunch, too.
DEAD SILENCE.
Hakkai: What?! Skipping breakfast? AND lunch? Are you sick?
Sanzo: *peeks over front page* Perhaps you've finally realised that you eat more in a day than we three eat in a week?
Goku: I do? 83
Sanzo: Hmph. *goes back to paper*
Gojyo: Well, why ARE you skipping breakfast, then?
Hakkai: AND lunch, for that matter?
Goku: *grin* 'Cos I got invited to a party! We're all invited! Look what I found on my pillow this morning!
Hakkai: A card?
Gojyo: Lessee that. *snatch* 'The presence of Mssrs. Genjou Sanzou, Son Gokuu, Sa Gojyou and Cho Hakkai is cordially requested at the birthday dinner of Ms. Minekura Kazuya on the 23rd of March, 7.00 pm at...'
Sanzo: Who's this Kazuya fella?
Hakkai: Not a fella, a lady. The one who got us all started on this journey.
Goku: She's one of the Sanbutsushin?
Sanzo: NO. And anyway, we're not going. It's a waste of time.
Hakkai: But it would be impolite to refuse such a nice invitation, Sanzo.
Gojyo: I wonder if she invited any lady friends.
Goku: I wonder if she'll have a biiiiiig birthday cake.
Sanzo: I wonder if you all would like to know the business end of my Smith and Wesson. *silence* No? Good. I'm going to the john, but we leave in five minutes. To the West, not some stupid birthday party.
Goku: Mou. Sanzo no kechibaka. *whispers* Hakkai, I wanna go to this party.
Gojyo: Ore mo.
Hakkai: Boku mo ikitai desu kedo...Well, it IS three against one.
Goku: One scary, harisen-wielding, shoureijuu-shooting corrupt monk.
Gojyo: Oh, to heck with Sanzo. We'll go. The only thing is, how will we get Sanzo out of his robes...INTO CIVILIAN DUDS, DAMMIT HAKKAI! Don't look at me like that!
Hakkai: Sorry, your reputation precedes you.
Goku: *snigger*
Gojyo: Well, I'm not twisted in THAT direction. *several fangirls are heard sneezing* Listen, I have a plan...tell Hakuryuu...
Disclaimer: Saiyuki not mine. Only using it for laughs today.
KAZUYA'S PRESENTS
One day
Goku: Morning Sanzo. Morning Gojyo. Morning Hakkai.
Sanzo: *grunt*
Gojyo: Yo.
Hakkai: Good morning, Goku. What's it going to be for breakfast?
Goku: Nothing, thanks. I'm skipping lunch, too.
DEAD SILENCE.
Hakkai: What?! Skipping breakfast? AND lunch? Are you sick?
Sanzo: *peeks over front page* Perhaps you've finally realised that you eat more in a day than we three eat in a week?
Goku: I do? 83
Sanzo: Hmph. *goes back to paper*
Gojyo: Well, why ARE you skipping breakfast, then?
Hakkai: AND lunch, for that matter?
Goku: *grin* 'Cos I got invited to a party! We're all invited! Look what I found on my pillow this morning!
Hakkai: A card?
Gojyo: Lessee that. *snatch* 'The presence of Mssrs. Genjou Sanzou, Son Gokuu, Sa Gojyou and Cho Hakkai is cordially requested at the birthday dinner of Ms. Minekura Kazuya on the 23rd of March, 7.00 pm at...'
Sanzo: Who's this Kazuya fella?
Hakkai: Not a fella, a lady. The one who got us all started on this journey.
Goku: She's one of the Sanbutsushin?
Sanzo: NO. And anyway, we're not going. It's a waste of time.
Hakkai: But it would be impolite to refuse such a nice invitation, Sanzo.
Gojyo: I wonder if she invited any lady friends.
Goku: I wonder if she'll have a biiiiiig birthday cake.
Sanzo: I wonder if you all would like to know the business end of my Smith and Wesson. *silence* No? Good. I'm going to the john, but we leave in five minutes. To the West, not some stupid birthday party.
Goku: Mou. Sanzo no kechibaka. *whispers* Hakkai, I wanna go to this party.
Gojyo: Ore mo.
Hakkai: Boku mo ikitai desu kedo...Well, it IS three against one.
Goku: One scary, harisen-wielding, shoureijuu-shooting corrupt monk.
Gojyo: Oh, to heck with Sanzo. We'll go. The only thing is, how will we get Sanzo out of his robes...INTO CIVILIAN DUDS, DAMMIT HAKKAI! Don't look at me like that!
Hakkai: Sorry, your reputation precedes you.
Goku: *snigger*
Gojyo: Well, I'm not twisted in THAT direction. *several fangirls are heard sneezing* Listen, I have a plan...tell Hakuryuu...
