Disclaimer: Saiyuki not mine. Only using it for laughs today.

KAZUYA'S PRESENTS

Later...

Goku: Sanzo, can't we go for the party?
Sanzo: No.
Goku: Pleeease?
Sanzo: No.
Goku: Pwetty pwease with sugar and harisens on top?
Sanzo: No! NO! NO! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU IDIOTIC BAKAZARU...! *whap whap whap whap*
Goku: Hmph. Kechi. *nurses harisen bruises*
Hakkai: Still lively, though he skipped breakfast AND lunch. O_^;;;
Gojyo: Never knew the kid had it in him.
Goku: *looks pleased*
*kyuuu!!!*
Sanzo: ?!!!!
Goku: Oh. What is going on, I wonder, Hakkai.
Hakkai: Dear, dear. It seems that Hakuryuu has gotten a flat. Now, what trouble this is turning out to be.
Gojyo: Oh look, my friends. Is that not a house in the distance?
Goku: Yes, it is. My, Gojyo, it seems we are all saved.
Sanzo: Ch'. You lot are crappy actors. Let me see that invitation card! *scans the address* You fools, we're at Kazuya's house!
Hakkai: Well, Hakuryuu has a flat. Maybe I'll see if I can borrow a jack.
Sanzo: We have a perfectly *good* jack in the back. I saw Gojyo hitting Goku with it on Tuesday.
Hakkai: Ah, so we do.
Evil Voice (TM, henceforth EV): MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sanzo: Who goes there? Gyuumaou?
EV: No!
Sanzo: Youkai?
EV: Much worse!
Sanzo: I don't like guessing games.
EV: I know. I also know your height, weight, B-H-W measurements (you're bloody skinny), starsign and favourite soft drink. I also know that although you, Genjou Sanzou, are brave and wonderful (according to some individuals), there is only one thing you truly fear in this world! *lightning flashes*
Sanzo: I said I hated the rain, not that I was scared of it.
EV: I mean something else.
Sanzo: *eyes widen* You mean...
*rumble of noise*
*growing louder*
*and louder*
*UNTIL*
Sanzo: Oh. My. God.
Gojyo: It's...
Goku: Them! So many! We can't fight them all!
Hakkai: Our worst enemies. Sanzo? Sanzo? You've gone all white. You ok?
Sanzo: F-fuh-fa-FANGIRLS!!! *shrieks in a most un-sanzo-like way*
Fangirls: *chanting* Sanzou-sama! Sanzou-sama! Must glomp Sanzou-sama!
Sanzo: NO-HOOOOOOOOO! Don't touch me you rabid beasts! *gallops off towards Minekura's house*
M2000/EV: Ah, that was fun.
Hakkai: Thank you, ne, M2000-chan.
M2000: *blush* Oh, anything for *you*, Hakkai-sama.
Hakkai: Um, yes, all right. *gulp* ^___^;;;
M2000: Hey, wait, I'm not finished yet, am I? You want him in civilian duds right? As in out of those robes?
Gojyo: Yeah.
M2000: Eww. Can you say E-T-C-H...OK, OK, Gojyo, put away the shakujou! I'm just kidding! I don't think you're a 'douseiai'!
Gojyo: You'd better not, damnit.
*far off sneezes of fangirls*
Sanzo: NOOOOO! Fangirl cooties!!!
H/Gj/M2k: *burst out laughing*
Goku: Are cooties edible, guys??
H/Gj/M2k: *laugh harder*