Disclaimer: Saiyuki not mine. Only using it for laughs today.

KAZUYA'S PRESENTS

Sanzo: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *crump*
Gojyo: Damn it, monk, you're HEAVY!
Sanzo: Let. ME. GO. I have enough trouble with fangirls as it is.
Hakkai: Achoo! Oh dear, Sanzo, please don't look at me like that. There was dust in my nose.
Sanzo: Whatever. Well, since we're here, let's get *glurk* *yaaaaaaargh*
Gojyo: Eh? *eeek!*
Hakkai: Uh oh. *yank*
Goku: Are? Where'd everybody go? *oopf*

Fat pudgy hands grab the ikkou by their collars and pull them into the house.

Sanzo: THAT'S IT! WE'RE OFF COURSE, I'VE BEEN CHASED BY RABID FANGIRLS, BOINGED OFF A TRAMPOLINE INTO A KAPPA'S EMBRACE AND MY ROBE IS SHOVED INTO PLACES WHERE ROBES AND SUTRAS SHOULD NEVER BE SHOVED! WHO'S GOT THE DEATH WISH, EH?!!
MK: Why me, Sanzo-kun.
Sanzo: KUN?! (A/N: Sama, respectable. Kun, diminutive)
Hakkai: Ah, you must be Minekura Kazuya.
MK: Yup. Thanks for coming!
Sanzo *coughcoercioncough*
MK: In any case, you must be hungry. Come along, I'll introduce you to the other party guests.
Gojyo: Any girls?
MK: Sorry, not many. I'm a yaoi mangaka (artist), you know.
Gojyo: Aw man...
MK:...But I did get you lot some presents. Here, Gokkun (A/N: Goku-kun). This one's yours.
Goku: Sankyuu na! Is it a nikuman?
MK: Nope.
Goku: Gyoza?
MK: No.
Goku: Konzen? _Now where'd THAT come from?_
Sanzo: *swish thwack thwack with the harisen*
MK:No. Later, you may open it. Gojyo-kun, this is yours.
Gojyo: Not to quibble, but it's smaller than the saru's.
Goku: *blppppprttth*!
MK: But it's a little more expensive. After all, I like your style. (A/N: Saiyuki fanbook)
Gojyo: HAH! *blppppprttth*!
MK: And Hakkai-kun, this is yours.
Hakkai: Why thank you! O_^
MK: Don't mention. Sanzo-kun, this is yours. I heard you went through a lot of trouble getting here so you might appreciate this.
Sanzo: Hmph. Well, it's the biggest box amongst the four...Might I open it?
MK: If you wanna.
Sanzo: *crunch crunch crinkle open* ...Are wa...
MK: Don't you like it?
Sanzo: O....shi...shou...sa...ma...*sniff*
Goku: Sanzo? Wassat? *peeks into box*
Sanzo: *growls* No! Leave it alone! *sniff* It's my precious...precious...
LOTR Gollum: *waves tiny fist at line stealer and is hit in the head with a fish by a party guest*
Sanzo: Minekura-san...Thank you. Maybe you're not so bad after all. *sniff*
MK: Neither are you, Sanzo-kun. Now blow your nose. It's running.
Sanzo: *claps hand over dribbly nose*
MK: Now let's go. It's a wild, wild party in there...