Disclaimer: Saiyuki not mine. Only using it for laughs today.

KAZUYA'S PRESENTS

Next day!

Goku: *urrrrp*
Gojyo: Damn, that was one swell party.
Hakkai: Yes. I enjoyed it extremely.
M2000: *munch munch* Ne, is this chocolate cake catered or did she make it? Kekkou umai. (It's pretty good)
Hakkai: I don't know. She wouldn't say.
M2000: Th'. Kechi.
Sanzo: It sucked. Well and truly sucked.
M2000: It sounded nice to me.
Goku: Ano...something happened last night...
Sanzo: *shoots Goku a Sanzo-sama Evil Eye (TM)*
Goku: *oblivious* Y'see...we all got presents from Kazuya.
M2000: But it was HER birthday, not yours.
Gojyo: She dumped her junk on us, is all. Hmph.
Hakkai: But Gojyo, you said you *liked* those earrings she gave you.
Gojyo: Yeah. They're kinda cool, no?
M2000: Very. You look like Kougaiji...with long crimson hair.
Gojyo:...=_=
Goku: Naa, look at my new kinko! *points to gleaming, brand-new retainer*
M2000: How'd she get THAT on without getting turned into steak tartare?
Hakkai: I helped?
M2000: But but but...aw man. I wanted to see you go youkai.
Hakkai: *reaches for limiters* I'd be happy to oblige you.
Sanzo: No you don't. Not here.
Hakkai: Well, all right. But I do like the monocle she gave me.
M2000: Titanium frame. Silver-green. Light and stylish! You look cuter than ever! *gush*
Hakkai: Mou...M2000-chan...*Gojyo and Goku give M2000 dubious looks*
M2000: Anyway, what did Sanzo get?
Hakkai: Um...well...
M2000: Come on!
Gojyo: Hmmm.
M2000: Pleeeeease?
Goku: Sanzo won't like it if we tell!
M2000: Tell me or I'll release the fangirls again.
Goku: Eep. *pales* Hassenapeej.
M2000: Huh?!!!
Gojyo: A nice-new-harisen-and-a-peach.
Sanzo: Well...nobody gave me fresh peaches since shishou. And...she remembered my harisen was so worn from batting you guys on the head...she remembered...she *sniff*...SHE BLOODY FOOGING REMEMBERED!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE KNEW! BAAAAAAWWWWWL!!!
Gk/Gj/H: And that is what happened yesterday.
M2000: I do believe Sanzo's in LOVE.
Sanzo: *boo-hoo* Shuddup, kay? Just...shud...up...*wail*
M2000: Awwwwwwww, Sanzo. You need a good old-fashioned glomp.
Sanzo: *pales* Glomp?
M2000: Hey girls! Give Sanzo-sama a hug!
Fangirls!: Sanzou-sama! Sanzou-sama! Must glomp Sanzou-sama!
Sanzo: *goes deadly silent and reaches into his robes. A glint of metal is seen*

BANG! BANG! BADOOM! FWADOOSH! DUT DUT DUT DUT! "NOT IN MY ROOM! NO SHOOTIE! NO SHOOTIE!" "Run!" "Eeee!" "Sanzou!" "Get off me, you rabid beast! Argh!" "Yare yare desu neeeeeeeeee!!!" "Namagusa bouzu...eeek!" "Goku, GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BED!"

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