Disclaimer: 'Teddy Bear's Picnic' was written by John W. Bratton and James B. Kennedy, and this song is based on JK Rowling's book The Goblet of Fire. In case you thought I'd just made it up, that is. Also apologies to any readers of Albus Dumbledore's Inbox, I'm just mildly afraid that the new chapter, when I upload it, won't be worth the wait :-( Anyway, sit back and enjoy 'Voldemort's Resurrected'. I plan to do lots more silly filk songs to children's tunes, but be patient...
You can read the lyrics to the original 'Teddy Bear's Picnic' on http://members.tripod.com/~sunbear_2/
The music to this can be found on http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/3056/teddy.html. Be warned, it is seriously annoying!
If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
For Wormtail's there with the Dark Lord, and worse
Cedric was killed with the killing curse
Today's the day that Voldemort's resurrected.
Party time for Death Eaters,
Those Evil Death Eaters are having a lovely time today.
But You-Know-Who and his Crucio
Are making quite a painful holiday.
See them swiftly Apparate,
They don't dare be late,
They're right at their master's side.
How nice to torture Mudbloods and Muggles
The Dark Mark overhead!
(But Snape's committing suicide)
If you go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
The Dark Mark's out in the woods today,
So safer to stay at home.
Into the cauldron - flesh, blood and bone
All Wormtail does is weep and moan
Today's the day that Voldemort's resurrected.
Every Death Eater tries hard
To please their lord as they can
The Lestranges are in favour though
They're locked up in Azkaban
They'll all bow down, kiss Voldemort's hem
But he's not really so pleased with them
Today's the day that Voldemort's resurrected.
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