To the tune of 'The Animals went in two by two', and I have no idea who that is by, so never mind... And yes, I know I only just posted 'Voldemort's Resurrected', but I think I'm following a similar pattern to Albus Dumbledore's Inbox. Which I will update, I promise :-)
'Most Wizards like to travel by Floo'
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Most wizards like to travel by Floo
They throw in the powder, the flames turn blue
And they jump right into the fire,
To wherever they want to go.
Muggles prefer to use the door
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Muggles prefer to use the door
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Muggles prefer to use the door
Which they lock with a key and not much more
Alohomora's a mystery to them,
They just don't want to know.
Quidditch players use broomsticks
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Quidditch players use broomsticks
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Quidditch players use broomsticks
The Wronski Feint and other good tricks,
Firebolts are really the best
If you want to fly that low.
Death Eaters always Apparate
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Death Eaters always Apparate
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Death Eaters always Apparate
To Voldemort's side they're going straight
And find some Muggles
To inflict with a Crucio.
