Disclaimer: I didn't write 'Nellie the Elephant', although I sincerely wish I did. The Toy Dolls performed the MP3 I just downloaded. JKR owns the rest.
I promoted Peter Pettigrew from his current rank of 'Selfish, disloyal betrayer of James and Lily Potter and whining cowering servant of Voldemort' to 'Death Eater'. Mainly because 'Peter the selfish, disloyal betrayer of James and Lily Potter and whining cowering servant of Voldemort' does not scan to 'Nellie the Elephant.'
The words to this fine song can be found on http://www.nellies.jp/about_us/about_us_whynellies_e.html for example. And the music can be found on http://www.ebeaver.org/~mp3/toy%20dolls/Dig_That_Groove_Baby/07_Nellie_The_Elephant.mp3
Sit back and enjoy...
'Peter the Death Eater'
To Hogwarts
Prongs, Padfoot and Moony came
Tagging behind was young Pettigrew
(And Wormtail was his name)
One dark night
He left James and his kid
Then off he flew to You-Know-Who
And told him where they hid
Peter the Death Eater left his friends
And went to work for the Dark Lord
Off he went with a squeakety-squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak
Peter the Death Eater, little rat
Was scared of his comeuppance
Off he went with a squeakety-squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak
Sirius Black
Is now out of Azkaban
Wormtail's the rat that's on the run
So catch him if you can
That black dog
Is far worse than any cat
He wants to eat some nice fresh meat
And has a taste for rat...
Lord Voldemort is calling
Far, far away
(And venom to take from a vicious snake
Seems safer any day)
So Peter the Death Eater scurried off
He's a really accomplished coward
Off he went with a squeakety-squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak.
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Thank you, kind reviewers. Kaylin (My mum says Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is pretty good for getting songs out of your head, but it's best if you sing it all the way through :) Hehehe, I am touched to be instrumental in annoying people), Setsuri (rhyming? I usually sit there and go through all the letters of the alphabet if I'm really stuck :) Indigo, Bindigo, Cindigo...), Gina Starr (the original version, although I seriously suspect they would have preferred my version!), Odd World (hehehe... glad you liked it and I'm so embarrassed about the time I've abandoned ADI for, I must get on with it! :) ), thephantomreviewer (my first ever flame! *hugs you insanely* thank you... thank you... *Sobs with joy*), Admoral Albia (thanks for your review, honey, *grrs at FFN* I'll check out your site!).
