A/N – I've also written a filk called 'Prankster's Paradise' about Fred and George if you want to read it some more. Disclaimer - I did not write 'Oh my Darling Clementine'. What a pity.

Oh my Dark Lord

Armando Dippet was Head of Hogwarts
A young orphan boy was there
As we all know, Tom Marvolo
Was Great Slytherin's heir

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry Voldemort

He set a monster from a chamber
On a Mudblood in the loos
Said a giant, uncompliant
Had set a spider on the loose

Oh my Dark Lord…

Arranged the letters, name was better
For a Master of Dark Arts
He came to meet us, the Death Eaters,
Saw ambition in our hearts

Oh my Dark Lord…

Came the hour, he rose to power
Killed a Muggle every day
But James Potter, little rotter,
Was standing in his way

Oh my Dark Lord…

To kill Potter and his toddler
Voldemort went to attack
But then bouncing off the baby
That dread curse came hurtling back

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry Voldemort

So we cried and so we lied and
So escaped from Azkaban
So we got out – so forgot about
Our Dark Lord's great plan.

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
Have you really gone forever?
Don't return, O Voldemort

So the years passed and so we last
Never giving him a thought
But in a cauldron in a graveyard
Rose again Lord Voldemort

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
You are back to stay forever
So we serve you Voldemort

So we cower to his power
So we beg him for our lives
So we wish that we were back with
Our nice henpecking wives

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
You are back to stay forever
So we serve you Voldemort

But we're back to having parties
Every time a Mudblood dies
So we cavort with our Voldemort
With the Dark Mark in the skies

Oh my Dark Lord, Oh my Dark Lord
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort
We'll stick by you forever (this time)
Oh my Dark Lord Voldemort.

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Thanks to everyone who's reviewed so far :-).

K. Ashley - glad you liked them!

chicken and nibbles - It's a shame you don't know Nellie the Elephant, 'tis a great song. Glad to hear you sang along :D

Nytd - aah, Teddy Bear's Picnic. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was written by Death Eaters in the first place.

Odd World - thanks for your reviews :-). Thus far you're the only person to review Chapter 12 of HFHE, go you! :-) I don't really know O Canada… The only National Anthem I know is God Save the Queen…

Admiral Albia - hi hun. Aaah, Nellie the Elephant rocks socks.

Pink Magic Marker - wow, cool name! *grins* thanks.

callas-and-ivy - *smile* thanks for a really nice review

Slytherin's Silver Snake - Quirrel? Ooh, good idea if I can find a suitable song…

Rupert rocks my socks - I'm working on the next chapter of ADI, I promise, and I won't let it take me as long to update this time!

UnrepentantReader - thanks a lot :)

houdinishideaway - you don't seem impressed! Thanks for taking the time to read it anyway.