DBZ Song Fics - By Request

Destiny's Angel (DA) Hello DBZ fans! Welcome to my story, I'm your host destiny's angel, but in this you'll know me as DA, so get used to it, in this fic I've decided to have the DBZ crew sing to each other, so read this!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything

Goku: Why are we here?

Vegeta: You got me! I think it's to watch you humiliate yourself!

DA: Yo dudes, you know very well why you're here as well as the rest of you!

Everybody: _ Yeah…

DA: Okay, well first up we have…(looks at her script) By the request of my little brother, he would like Goku, Vegeta and Gohan to do this one… (Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan look at each other like it was a bad idea to come) So let's get this show on the road

~ Carrot Juice Is Murder* The Arrogant Worms

Goku: Listen up brothers and sisters

Come her my desperate tale

I speak of our friends of nature

Trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Gohan:Vegetables live in all pressions

Served on our tables each night

This killing of veggies in madness (Vegeta; Hey! DA: Cool it airhead its part of the song!)

I say we take up the fight

Vegeta: salads are only for murderers

Coleslaw is slashed like string cheese

Don't think that they don't have feelings

Just cause a radish can't scream!

Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (Vegtea & Gohan: scream, scream, scream)

Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Having their insides revealed)

Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: Burning off calories)

How do you think that feels? (V & G: That it hurts really bad!)

Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: and that's a real crime)

Green house's prison for spades (V &G: let my vegetables go)

It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: It's dirty as heck)

Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…)

Vegeta: I saw man eating celery

So I beat him black and blue

If he ever touches a sprout again

I'll BITE him clean in two

Goku: I'm a political prisoner

Trapped in a windowless cage

Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips

By killing five men in a range

Gohan: I told the judge when he sentenced me

This is my finest hour

I'd kill those farmers again

Just to save one more cauliflower

Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (Vegtea & Gohan: scream, scream, scream)

Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Having their insides revealed)

Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: Burning off calories)

How do you think that feels? (V & G: That it hurts really bad!)

Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: and that's a real crime)

Green house's prison for spades (V &G: let my vegetables go)

It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: It's dirty as heck)

Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…)

Gohan: How low as people do we dare to stoop?

Making young broccoli's plead in the stew

All 3: Untie you beans

Uncage you tomatoes

Let potted plants free

Don't mash that potato!

Gohan: Wow! Wow! Wow…

&Goku

Vegeta: Oh spare the greens!

Eat a cow INSTEAD!

Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (V &G: scream, scream, scream)

Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Mixed in the stir-fry all grilled)

Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: You fat gourmet scum)

How do you think that feels? (V & G: leave them out in the fields)

Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: V8 genicide)

Green house's prison for spades (V &G: give your compost a break)

It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: take up macramé)

Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…spade…)

Gohan: power to the peas!

Goku: Give peas, a chance

All: All we are saying,

Is give peas a chance

~*~*~*~*~*~

Goku & Gohan: WAHHH!

Gohan: I'll never eat vegetables again!

Vegeta: me either! (Pulls out a carrot and begins to eat it)

Everyone stares at him in disbelief. DA lookes at Vegeta and shakes her head

DA: Yeah…

Gohan: what a stupid jerk.

DA: I hope the next request is something that will make Vegeta look dumb.

Vegeta: (finishes off carrot) what? Bulma put me on a diet! Only veggies!

Everyone looks at Bulma

Bulma: It's too lower the grocery bills! I have to buy enough food as it is!

DA: So we all agree that it's Vegeta's fault?

Everyone: (except Vegeta and DA) YEAH!

Goten and Trunks: GET EM!

The two boys go chasing after Vegeta as he pulls out another carrot.