DBZ Song Fics - By Request
Destiny's Angel (DA) Hello DBZ fans! Welcome to my story, I'm your host destiny's angel, but in this you'll know me as DA, so get used to it, in this fic I've decided to have the DBZ crew sing to each other, so read this!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything
Goku: Why are we here?
Vegeta: You got me! I think it's to watch you humiliate yourself!
DA: Yo dudes, you know very well why you're here as well as the rest of you!
Everybody: _ Yeah…
DA: Okay, well first up we have…(looks at her script) By the request of my little brother, he would like Goku, Vegeta and Gohan to do this one… (Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan look at each other like it was a bad idea to come) So let's get this show on the road
~ Carrot Juice Is Murder* The Arrogant Worms
Goku: Listen up brothers and sisters
Come her my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Gohan:Vegetables live in all pressions
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies in madness (Vegeta; Hey! DA: Cool it airhead its part of the song!)
I say we take up the fight
Vegeta: salads are only for murderers
Coleslaw is slashed like string cheese
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just cause a radish can't scream!
Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (Vegtea & Gohan: scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Having their insides revealed)
Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (V & G: That it hurts really bad!)
Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: and that's a real crime)
Green house's prison for spades (V &G: let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: It's dirty as heck)
Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…)
Vegeta: I saw man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll BITE him clean in two
Goku: I'm a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a range
Gohan: I told the judge when he sentenced me
This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower
Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (Vegtea & Gohan: scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Having their insides revealed)
Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (V & G: That it hurts really bad!)
Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: and that's a real crime)
Green house's prison for spades (V &G: let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: It's dirty as heck)
Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…)
Gohan: How low as people do we dare to stoop?
Making young broccoli's plead in the stew
All 3: Untie you beans
Uncage you tomatoes
Let potted plants free
Don't mash that potato!
Gohan: Wow! Wow! Wow…
&Goku
Vegeta: Oh spare the greens!
Eat a cow INSTEAD!
Goku: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (V &G: scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (V & G: Mixed in the stir-fry all grilled)
Grilled and steamed with no mercy (V & G: You fat gourmet scum)
How do you think that feels? (V & G: leave them out in the fields)
Carrot juice constitutes murder! (V & G: V8 genicide)
Green house's prison for spades (V &G: give your compost a break)
It's time to stop all this gardening! (V &G: take up macramé)
Let's call a spade a spade! (V& G: It's a spade it's a spade it's a…spade…)
Gohan: power to the peas!
Goku: Give peas, a chance
All: All we are saying,
Is give peas a chance
~*~*~*~*~*~
Goku & Gohan: WAHHH!
Gohan: I'll never eat vegetables again!
Vegeta: me either! (Pulls out a carrot and begins to eat it)
Everyone stares at him in disbelief. DA lookes at Vegeta and shakes her head
DA: Yeah…
Gohan: what a stupid jerk.
DA: I hope the next request is something that will make Vegeta look dumb.
Vegeta: (finishes off carrot) what? Bulma put me on a diet! Only veggies!
Everyone looks at Bulma
Bulma: It's too lower the grocery bills! I have to buy enough food as it is!
DA: So we all agree that it's Vegeta's fault?
Everyone: (except Vegeta and DA) YEAH!
Goten and Trunks: GET EM!
The two boys go chasing after Vegeta as he pulls out another carrot.
