DISCLAMIER: I don't own anything, but meself.

Vegeta: Where is that confouned author?

Goku: Got me vegeta. I don't see Trunks or Goten around either.

Gohan: Its my turn today, she said she'd make me sing an embarassing song in her Death Letter (door opens)

Everyone; *Gasps* (Kali the Goddess of Darkness pokes her head inside, she looks over at DBZ characters)

Kali: Excuse me is this the DBZ Songs place? I'm supposed to be replacing My twin Destiny's Angel

Seventeen: Where's Destiny's Angel?

Kali: She caught DREAMS LADY's cold in her CCS Songs novel (Kali had an English accent) So due to her illness she shant be attending for a while. But she had requests now so I didn't bring her script sheets. So it looks like she dropped her charges against Gohan so he's not up. There is a request for him though. First up is… Veggie-Head, you've got a request from Callie Wilson.

Vegeta:*sweat drops and whistles*

Kali: Allright I know for a fact that Vegeta had a flame hair-style so…(looks at Vegeta) That's you, so get out there and please your fans.

Vegeta: But… How?… What?… UGH! *stands up and gets handed a mic.

~*~*~ Particle Man By They Might Be Giants ~*~*~

Particle man, particle man

Doing the things a particle can

What's he like? It's not important

Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man

Triangle man hates particle man

They have a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

Millenium hand and an eon hand

When they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight, triangle wins

Triangle man

~*~*~

Vegeta: I don't think I like that song.

Kali: Tough. There's four more requests on this sheet and there's a bonus one from DREAMS LADY. Her's would've been first but she wishes that she be here when this song is sung.

Gohan: I'm scared

Piccolo: Anything that comes from those two girls is bad news.

Kali: My. Aren't you a ray of sunshine green-man.

Piccolo: LET ME AT HER! LET ME AT HER!! *Goku and Gohan hold back the enraged Piccolo as he tries to strangle Kali* C'mon, let me hurt her… just a little bit…

Kali: *Takes out needle full of depressant drugs and jabs it into Piccolo's arm, Piccolo passes out* That should keep him quiet for a while.

Gohan: And I thoguht Destiny's Angel was scary. What are you her evil twin?

Kali: Maybe

Everyone: O.O *runs and goes and hides in a corner*