DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE!! Got it? Good.


Author's Note:
Be easy on me, I'm HyPeR right now and this fic is something I scratched together in a
very short amount of time. Whether I continue it or not all depends.



SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=

The Story:
The cast of characters are all being forced to live in a mansion, locked up.
When someone gives up, they are out of the competition; When just
one person remains, he/she wins the mansion!! This show is broke
up into several matches, because we know when things get tough,
the tough start fighting....


~*~/Match 01/~*~
bTHE BATHROOM/b


Pikachu and Captain Falcon, being two of the fastest characters in the game,
woke up first, bringing their bath stuff and walking upstairs on opposite sides
of the mansion. Then, as they both went through the hallway to the bathroom,
they saw eachother; A small sparkle shot from both of the speed demon's eyes
as they glared at eachother..
"Don't even think about it, rodent..."
"Pika... pikachu..."

Captain Falcon charged as fast as he could, leaving little streaks of fire
behind him ((not to mention scorched carpetry)). Pikachu took off like a bolt
of lightning, shattering the vases near him. The two collided at the bathroom door;
Captain Falco began kicking and punching the little rodent, then he stomped him
into the ground as hard as he could before Pikachu shocked the fire out of him. CF
jumped back, yelping in pain as the little rodent charged into the bathroom and locked
the door. He banged on the door, screaming at the top of his lungs. "LET ME IN YOU
$@(*%^(@^$^!@^$)@%^^)$*&()$&*%_@&_%^_&^#_@^ RODENT!!!!"

He stopped yelling as he saw a very annoyed Peach (who was having, for once in
her life, a bad hairday) walking down the hallway. She stared at him coldly. "There are
five seperate bathrooms you know.." she sighed, walking into a different room. "Men.."

Captain falcon blinked and mumbled at his humiliating defeat, then realized all the
bathrooms were filled up by now - The fight had woken everyone up and lines had
already been formed going to the bathrooms, and he had to pee, BAD. Then, he saw
it just as a door closed and before anyone could react, he bolted to the door that
had no line. "HAH!! I win!! I get to potty before you all!! LOSA'S!!" shouted the
cocky racer. Ten minutes later, there was a flush as Bowser walked out the door,
toilet paper stuck to his shell and a "Gore Magazine" issue tucked under his arm.
"I'd bring some air fresheners in there if I were you!" cackled Bowser as he walked
off. Captain falcon blinked before dropped down on his knees.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

He ran down the hall and jumped out the stained glass window.

~*~End Match 01~*~
The Loser: C.Falcon


Tune in next time to see who gets booted out like Captain Falcon, here on..

SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=