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Author's Note:
Wow, and it's a success!! Hahah! Thanks for the revs and remember; If you want someone to
be kicked off, VOTE for them in your review so I'll know ^_^ The victims.. er, votees.. for this
match are; Jigglypuff and Ness. Tough line-up. Two have been kicked. 23 remain. Who
will win the mansion? YOU DECIDE!!
((And to Niel Fans everywhere, majority DOES count. Don't flame me for it, Niel Borsche. You will just
be ridiculed.)) BE WARNeD it's 4:42 AM and I'm hyped up on chocolate.




SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=



~*~/Match 03~*~
----BOREDOM----


After a delicious breakfast of tea cakes (and a girly swordsman as the case may be for the Landshark
:P), nothing really happened.. They just sat around in the various rooms. How dull. Boredom was
really sinking in for our combatants.



Let's take a look-see at what was goin on..



Mr. Game&Watch, Young Link, Roy, and Pikachu were sitting around a table playing Monopoly.
The little gold Game&Watch token landed on Boardwalk. "Pikachu!" squealed the little electrical
rodent. holding up the Boardwalk card and pointing at the hotel. "BEEP BEEP BEEP-BEEP BEEP
BEEBEEP BEE EE EE EE EEP!!" screamed G&W, pitching a tantrum as he was winning untill
then. Ness, who was bored, walked up to G&W and poked him with his wooden bat. "Hey mister
black dude, can I play?"
"BEEP BEEHEEP BEEBOP!!" yelled G&W, whacking the annoying kid away with his black
frying pan.

Meanwhile, Gannondorf, Bowser, Link, and Mewtwo were playing poker, betting some money
they'd gotten as bribes to come on this show. Mewtwo, of coarse, was winning, as he could
cheat by reading minds. "Gimme all yer sixes!" Bowser said. Ness poked Gannon as everyone else
around the poker table fell over. "Mister ugly man, can I pla-"
"Gimme that bat, kid." Gannon said, jerking the bat away and bashing Bowser over the head with
it. "THIS IS POKER YOU MORON NOT GO-FISH!!"
"But I like fish!" Bowser said happily as the others got up.
Gannon handed Ness his bat back. "Now bug off kid." he said, kicking the boy
away.


Peach and Zelda were playing dress-up; And to pichu-bashers' delight, the little baby rodent
was the dollie, being dressed up in hideous and uncomfortable dresses and the such. "Pii.." muttered
the rodent.
Ness walked up to Zelda, a few purple bolts of magic shocking him a bit from Gannon as the
princess turned around. "Hey miss Elf woman, can I play?"
"Hey, aren't you that kid that hit me on the last free-for-all?"
"Uhm.. no?"

There was a red flash and an explosion as Ness went soaring across the room, landing near Fox
and Falco, who were sparring; Falco kicked Ness up into the air, then spun-kicked him into Fox, who
dodged. Ness flew across the room and hit Luigi in the head (who was currently talking to Mario
and Dr.Mario about their past games). The green plumber missile-attacked the now-a-human-cannonball
Ness across the room. He finally skidded to a halt near Roy.
He poked Roy, who was still playing Monopoly, on the leg with the bat.
"Can I play?"
Roy ignored him. Ness tapped him again. "I said can I play mister flamey dude?"
Roy ignored him still, but looked a bit ticked off. "I SAID CAN I PLA-"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!!" Young Link said, jerking Ness' bat away and bashing him on the
head with it. Ness' head popped off and rolled across the room towards Fox and Falco, where it
was then kicked into Gannon's head. The sorceror jumped up. "THAT'S IT!!" he yelled, kicked Ness'
head out the window. "WHO HIT ME WITH THAT!?"
Everyone pointed towards Falco and Fox. The pair gulped as the sorceror dashed towards them,
as a pair of undertakers dragged Ness' headless body out of the mansion, along with the bat.


~*~End Match 03~*~
The Loser: Ness



Looks like the annoying kid with the bat got the boot!
Tune in next time to see who meets a strange and unusual fate, here on..


SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=