Disclaimer:
I DO NOT OWN SSBM DANGIT!! STop Making Me Repeat Myself!!


Guess what?
Samus has a vote now!
Samus Fans Beware!


Author's Note:
Dude... THANK YOU!! Your reviews made me laugh so hard I lost my writer's block!!
Thank you all!! Remember to post who you want kicked out in the reviews, and now that
only 20 are left, the more likable ones are gonna get the boot. I'm personally rooting for
the best character (in my opinion), Link. Anyway, it's a landslide vote today
on SSBM; LIIAWI (ok that abbreviation was too long, oh well), so without
further a-doo-doo-

[Link] "That was so lame."
[Mario] "Mama-mia, what-a loser-a.."

*cough* As I was saying...
Let's continue with the cruel antics, here on..


SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=



~*~/Match 05/~*~
A SPECIAL GUEST



"Pikachu, Fox, and Falcoare sitting in the living room the next morning.
It is now DAY 2 of this event, and--"

"Who the heck are you?" Fox said to the reporter. "And how did you
get in here?"
"Hello, hello! Don't you recognize me you idiot? It's me, Khan, the
guy hosting this contest?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Wazzup?"
"Pi, pikachu!"

"Anyway, we've arranged a SPECIAL GUEST for our stars here
today." The trio in the living room looked with great suspense.
"WHO!?" they all shouted - Except the pee-colored rodent,
Pikachu, who merely said "Pii!?"
"You'll have to wait 'till this afternoon when I make the announcement.
I bet I could cut the tension with a butterknife right now, huh?" Khan
said as the others graoned. "Anyway, I'll be back.. uh.. at.. sometime later.. or something,
with the guest."



((UH.. AT.. SOMETIME LATER.. OR SOMETHING,))


The whole remaining crew was in the living room - Excluding Ness, Pichu, Marth,
and Captain Falcon, of coarse, because they were all disqualified by that time. Roy was
sharpening his mighty blade once more; Pikachu was licking his fur; Peach was bringing
several cakes to share with the crew; Everyone else was eating the cakes, except for
Falco and Fox and Mario who were having a sparring match.

After the cake was gone, though, the three that ate the most (the villians) walked
over to their usual poker table and began to deal, with those little gofly visors on. After
a minute or two, Gannon threw down his cards. "8, 9, 10, Jack, and Queen, all of hearts."
laughed Gannon. Mewtwo smirked. "I got a 9, 10, Jack, Queen, and King, all of diamons."
Mewtwo said with a sinister laugh. Gannon glowered. Bowser laughed. "I beat all of
you! I got a Black Jack! Oh, and some other useless cards." Bowser said, tossing down
a Royal Straight Flush. The other two glared at him. "Uh... What?"



The three got into a huge brawl fest, bashing eachother. "No, no, no, fighting
isn't nice!" came an all-too-familiar voice of pure, sinister, coldhearted, diobolical
evil.. The three froze, looking at the source of the voice, with Bowser biting
Gannon's hair and stomping Mewtwo, Gannon with a fist into Bowser's gut
and a boot into Mewtwo's stomache, and Mewtwo telekenetically choking both
of them. The three screamed in terror and hid behind Zelda as their "Special
Guest" walked in.. (I bet we all can guess who by now..)

"HORROR OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS!!" everyone gasped at
once as.. oh, it pains me to even speak his name it's so vile.. BARNEY..
walked into the room!! "Hiya fellows!"
They all backed into a cornor as the purple dinosaur got closer, stomp
after stomp.. Young Link stared at the glass on the table in horror, ripples
bouncing in the water it was filled with from the dinosaur's tracks..


"Wait a minute, guys, we can take Barney! He's just a whimpy kid's show
freak in a costume!" Link laughed.
"YEAH!!" everone else said together.
"I got a better idea! Let's sing!" Barney said, grabbing Link in a tight bearhug.
"I love you, you love me! We're a happy family!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" screamed everyone else as they ran to the corner
near the stairs. Link stabbed his sword into Barney, ripping him to shreds before
running back towards the others. The pieces of Barney's tattered self sowly
turned to liquid, moving back together and reforming into the masked menace we
all know and hate, good as new. The SSBM cast screamed in horror.

"Let's sing a song about when I get scared, what I do!"

"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!" Bowser gasped as Barney stepped closer.
The violenists Khan had brought in, along with the rest of the orchestra, started
playing horror music as Barney started walking closer. "I want to be your friend!"


"AAHH!!" They all screamed as they ran up the stairs. The group scattered and
ran into various rooms. Barney looked around. "Aww, they're playing hide and seek!
Ready or not, hear I come!"

He ran into the bathroom. Zelda was hiding in there, soaked because she fell
into the shower and accidently caught her sleeve on the cold water handle. The
horror music played louder as he drew closer, with a scrub brush. He slowly opened the
shower curtains and started jabbing the scrub brush at Zelda's back. "This is the way
we scrub out backs, scrub are backs, scrub our backs.." Zelda screamed and ran
away, soaked, right after that, and into another room.



Barney chased after her into the room. A second later, all the characters, Barney
included, were running through the doors in and out at random Scooby-Doo style.
Then, they all ran out at the same time and crashed into eachother. Barney slowly sat
up, with Bowser pinning him to the ground, out cold. Link walked up to Barney.

"Now let's see who you really are, Barney!" he said, pulling off the Barney mask
to reveal..


Bill Clinton!


"Why, Clinton? Why? Kirby asked, walking up to him.
"Because, little Pokemon fellow, the women dig cute child rolemodels! Hah hah hah!"

"Wait a minute. You're not Clinton!" Samus said, pulling off a Bill Clinton mask
at the seams, revealing..

Bill Cosby?

"That can't-a be right-a!" Dr.Mario said, jerking off a Bill Cosby mask to
reveal a Dan Rathers one. He jerked that one off, and jumped back in terror
as a Zombie mask appeared. Link walked up to the Barney.. thing.. and pulled
off the Zombie mask, then kept pulling off mask after mask, revealing Jim
Carrey, Drew Carrey, Wario, Sonic, NiGHTS, Winnie the Pooh, and Scooby-Doo.
He then pulled off the last mask and it was Barney again. He tried to pull
the Barney mask off but it wouldn't budge. "I-It's real!!" Link shouted, as everyone
yelled in panic and gathered into a crowd, the lights flashing off as thunder
sounded in the background.
"Let's sing a song about Parodies!"
"No!! I beg of you!! Not that!! Anything but that!!"
"This is a song about PArodies, Parodies, Parodies.."

Everyone yelled and ran into the living room again. They hid in various areas.
The lights flickered on and off as Barney slowly walked down, a haenous squeaking
noise filling the air. "Let's make balloon animals!" came a horrible voice that sent such
cold shivers down everyone's spines it could only belong to Barney. He threw
a balloon animal down to the ground and reached down. "Now where did I put that
balloon.. Ah, here it is." Barney said, picking something off the floor. A strange noise
that sounded like a high-pitched "Jig--" was heard before it was muffled and an inflating noise
filled the air. The lights flickered back on as Khan walked into the room. "Alright, Barney,
your session's over.. The cops found out I kidnapped you to torture the SSBM crew."

"Oh, goodie two-shoes!" Barney said, dropping the now-VERY-LARGELY-INFLATED-
JIGGLYPUFF, who bounced off the couch and into the air. Khan kicked Barney out and
went to deal with the cops as everyone stood up. "Glad that's over with." Nana and Popo said
with a sigh as Jigglypuff began slowly floating down. Link held his sword into the air.
"Yeah! He's gone! HAhah-"

Suddenly, there was a deafeningly loud KER-POP!! that could be heard for miles
around.. Little pieces of Jigglypuff's fur floated down as the now-deflated Pokemon
fell to the ground. The show's medics picked up the deflated creature and took it
off.


~*~/End Match 05/~*~
The Loser: Jigglypuff