Introduction

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Chapter 2a: Graviton University and Undergraduate College

It was ten o'clock in the morning, at Graviton University and Undergraduate College. The majority of the college students were at their respective homes, out on vacation, or just out. However, some were still in there dorm rooms, simply because they'd rather have stayed there, or because they had no other place to go. Others were there for orientation of their new school, for it is three weeks before the new semester.
Craig Vincent laid on his bed and stared at the ceiling. He had a can of beer in his hand and sighed. _It'd be nice if something exciting happened for a change,_ he thought. Craig, an average-looking college-going male, was twenty years of age, and an American. His father was a member of the Earth Defense Force and became stationed in Graviton City, four years ago. Slightly over-weight and highly self-conscious about it, he was always trying to make is image better by overexerting himself, going to the biggest frat parties and getting some recognition. Sure, Craig was average, but he was well-known.
His dormmate, and high-school buddy, burst into the room, panting heavily. Craig jumped up and ran to his friend. "What's going on?" he demanded.
"We're bloody-well being evicted," Myles said, catching his breath. Myles, a foriegn exchange student from Ireland, had an average build, but always wore comfortable, baggy clothes in earth tones. His eyes were constantly concealed by the thick glasses that he wore, so much, in fact, that Craig wasn't even sure what color his friend's eyes really were. Myles had come to Japan as a foreign exchange student, then after getting several restraining orders and an assault and battery charge, issued by some guy in a tuxedo, put on him while attending a local junior high school in Tokyo, he came to Graviton Boys' High School and decided, after graduating, that he wanted to attend the local college.
"What the hell do you mean, 'evicted'?" Craig screamed reaching for his leather trench coat. "We're in a fucking dormitory!"
"They're segregating the lads' dorms from the lasses'. And they're taking this building for the girls' dorm." Myles answered, catching his breath finally, his Irish brogue becoming ever more prevalent.
"Nani? The other building's the size of a friggin' match box!"
"Aye, I know, they're putting us inta a room with another guy."
"This is bull shit! I'm going to talk to the Head Dean! We've paid our tuition and dorm fees, what gives them the right to throw us out of our dorm room!"
Craig ripped the door to the room open and began to leave, only to be thrown back by some huge person with pigtails. They assumed (for the worst) that this was a woman. She stood at least over six feet tall, cracking her knuckles, she gave out a low growl, that almost made them shudder with fear. Her eyes glowed, mysteriously. She then pointed at them and in a high-pitched squeeky, girly voice, said: "You have three seconds to evacuate this room."
"Hell, no we won't go!" Craig said, defiantly, with his hands at his hips.
"Ichi...ni...san..."
* * *
Meanwhile, outside of the Girls' Dormitory...
KRASH! Two figures were falling from a window on the top floor of the dormitory, and quickly behind them, all of their belongings. The Head Dean shook his head and looked over the clip board he held in his hand.
Craig was the first to hit the ground, and Myles on top of him. Craig had stars circling his head. Myles looked up to see his and Craig's belongings not far behind them. Myles immediately jumped up and tried to catch all of the delicate things that they owned. Craig, became conscious again and quickly followed suit with Myles, catching their computers, electronics, and welding tools. Myles suddenly looked up to see his prized portfolio case, that he had so meticulously created over the past two years. Craig, upon seeing his friend's extremely worried look, dropped his things, picked up his friend and threw him to the best of his strength, upwards. "FASTBALL SPECIAL!" Craig cried. Myles caught the portfolio, and was coming back down at top speed, Craig was able to catch him and was quickly driven into the ground.
Myles sat there, looking around to spot Craig. He stood up and looked down, only to see his friend, pile driven into the ground, eyes glazed over and looking everyway but straight, with teeth and mouth agape. Myles set the portfolio down and pulled his friend out of the ground. The Head Dean walked over to where Craig and Myles were and looked up. The same high-pitched voice called down; "That's the last of them, Dean!"
"Thank you, Mari," he answered. "You two must be Craig Vincent and Myles Buchanan. I apologize for this, but the college is now under new management, and she wanted to segregate the dorms. The room you are now assigned to, is room twenty-four over in the boys' dorm. Here's your keys. Also, you'll be sharing the room with one other classmate." The Head Dean turned around to leave when Craig stopped him. Craig was more than just a little upset about what had just happened. He lifted the Dean off the ground and shook him.
"I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM, NOW!!!" Craig yelled, very intimidatingly.
"Calm down, lad," Myles consoled.
"SHUT UP! Who is this new management, and why are we being stuck in a crackerjack room with some moron?"
"B-B-ko Daitokuji, her father bought the college this morning and began all this an hour ago. They're turning the top floor into a penthouse-style dorm, for her and her friends. They're also putting some kind of facility over on the side of the dorm. And you're being put in a room with another student because we need to make sure we have enough room for everyone, including the new students." the Dean managed, scared and highly intimidated by Craig. Craig, at once released the Dean, dropping him to the ground.
"Great, some spoiled little rich-bitch, is doing this shit." Craig sighed. Myles began to pick up his things. Craig started to it as well, then paused. "I'M REALLY PISSED!!!!" he yelled into the air, "and I will have my revenge."
* * *
Over in the boys' dormitory, Kei sat on his window sill, looking out, watching all of the rebuilding going on, on the campus. He sighed. He was told that two other students would be moving into this room. He had made as much room as he possibly could for them.
There was a knock at the door, but before he could answer it the door burst open and two men with a whole lot of things came barging their way in.
"Answer the damn door!" a tall slightly, over-weight American screamed at him. Dispite his rudeness, he spoke very fluent Japanese. The other wore thick glasses, so thick, that Kei could not see his eyes, and baggy-looking clothes in earth tones. The American wore what looked to be a leather trench coat with blue jeans and a loose tee-shirt that read, in English, Kei assumed; "I came, I saw, I kicked some ass."
The two young men immediately started to set their belongings up and shoved Kei's things, (ever so slightly), into a corner, working them into a closet. Kei began to mumble something, but the two men began finishing their setup, yelling something about this new person buying the college and how much of a bitch she was or had to be. Kei did catch a name though, B-ko, Kei thought he recognized it, but was not sure where he had heard it from. Kei's belongings had found their way almost all of the way into the closet. Kei straightened his things out and was able to get it neat and clean in a matter of seconds. The American was hanging a poster of a rock band called "Priss and The Replicants" over his computer. While the other student with the glasses, was opening up an art portfolio, which soon began to look like a shrine, in one of the corners of the room that he had chosen for himself. He then turned a dim light on over it, which seemed to make the "shrine" illuminate. Kei's two new roommates finally settled down and sat on their beds. The American reached into his foot locker and produced a bottle containing a clear liquid. _Water?_ Kei thought.
"I'm sorry," the American said. "We haven't even introduced ourselves yet! I'm Craig Vincent, that's Myles Buchanan." Craig stood up and stretched out his hand to shake Kei's
"I'm...Kei," he stuttered.
"Nice to meet'cha, Kei!" Craig boomed. His voice a little louder than most Japanese and for that matter, most of the Americans that Kei had meet.
"How'ya doin'?" Myles asked, nodding his hello towards Kei. Kei thought the way that Myles spoke was a little odd, he seemed to have some kind of accent or another. From where, Kei wasn't sure.
"What some?" Craig asked, taking a swig of the clear liquid.
"What...is...it?" Kei managed.
"It's vodka, it'll put hair on your chest."
"You're not supposed to have alcohol in here!" Kei said, stepping back.
"Yeah, and we're also not supposed to have more that two people per dorm room." Craig retorted. Myles laughed.
"What school are you from?" Myles asked, trying to deter the conversation to more pleasureable things, before Craig got pissed again.
"Graviton High School for Boys'," he responded.
"Really? When'd you graduate?"
"Two years ago," he stuttered out. Myles and Craig looked at each other and started laughing. Kei gave a quick glance towards them in question.
"I'm sorry," Craig laughed. "It's just that's where we went and graduated the same year you did, and we never knew each other. Who was your sensei?"
"Mr. Akigi," Kei stated.
"Well, that explains it, Myles and I had Mr. Mosimiru."
"Oh," Kei said. "Where are you two from?"
"I'm mainly from Chicago, in America. My family has been stationed between there and here so many times, it's a wonder I even remember." Craig said taking a swig from his bottle.
"I'm from Ireland, I was a foreign exchange student back in junior high school, and I decided I liked it here in Graviton, so I stayed." Myles added.
Suddenly, from out in the hallway, there were rushed steps and a yell; "DORM SUPER!!!!" somebody yelled rushing past the doors of the dorm. Myles and Craig looked at each other and immediately, Craig tried to hide his vodka. The door swung open and in stepped a tall burly-looking man. He turned and looked around at the room.
"I'm the new dormitory supervisor here," he said staring at Craig. He then walked over to him and looked down at him. "And I don't take shit from anyone!" He reached behind Craig and pulled out the bottle that he'd been drinking from. He opened the cap, and took a whiff. He put the cap back on and grabbed Craig by the collar of his trench caot and pulled him to his feet. "And I don't like alcohol being drunk, while I'm on duty!"
_Oh, bloody hell, he oughtn't have gone and done that._ Myles thought. Craig had the fire burning in his eyes again, no one touched his coat unless he allowed it.
"However," the supervisor said, running his hands along the coat, "I might forget... for a price, this coat for instan--!"
Before he could finish, Craig grabbed him by the neck and threw him against the wall and shouted at him. "I don't take shit from no one either!" Craig pulled something out of his coat, what it was Myles and Kei weren't sure but it made the supervisor produce beads of sweat. "Now go away, and don't let ever see you in here again, understand me?"
"Y-yes sir!" the supervisor hunched down and cowardly ran out the door. Craig put whatever it was he pulled out of his coat, back in it.
"I knew ye were gonna do that," Myles said.
"Hey...it's me," Craig said, giving him a lopsided smile, he sat back down, opened his vodka and took another swig. Kei sat there with his eyes bulging, still unable to believe what he just witnessed. "Hey, if that asshole gives you any trouble, let me know, alright?" Craig stated, looking at Kei. Kei responded with a nod. "I think that we could probably work out alright here, don't you think so, Myles?"
"Aye," he responded, staring at his portfilio.
"What's the deal with that, anyhow, I've known you for four years now, you treat that thing like it's your child."
"Don't you bloody-well tell me what to do with me life!" Myles yelled, Irish brogue aflame.
"Alright, settle down, I just--!" Craig was interrupted by Myles.
"I'm sorry, I just have a crush on a wee fire-haired lass," Myles admitted.
"Obession's, more like it," Craig mumbled.
"NANI?!?" Myles yelled.
"N-nothing, settle down!"
* * *
Back at the Girls' dormitory, particularly, on the top floor, B-ko watched as her mechas tore down what was once the top floor of a co-ed dorm, and turn it into a replica of her room back at the Daitokuji Estates, and then some. B-ko allowed herself a smile as she marvelled at how well it all happened. Two weeks ago, Ume had over heard a conversation between A-ko and C-ko about what college they would go to; Graviton University and Undergraduate College. The night before, she had finally gotten her father to allow her to buy the college off and allow her to make her "necessary adjustments".
That morning, the reconstruction began at about ten o'clock, beginning with the eviction of all male tenants. It was fast approaching noon, and her construction mechas had almost completed their work. B-ko walked around to oversee the workmanship and quality of it all. B-ko walked over to one of the special rooms that she had had built to specification. It was her think chamber, where she would go to build new mecha, there was a door on the other side of that room that led out to the mecha building facility, that had been built precisely for that use, and attached to the dorm.
B-ko walked over to the other special room, the mecha had finished this room first, and had done an excellent job. She named this room, quite appropriately, "The Hall of Punishments". She smiled, titanium chains hung from the walls, various machines of torture were installed all over the area, and a statue that was in a crouched position looking as if it, at one time, had held a spear or a weapon, sat in the far corner. Adorning the walls were various whips, phalluses, gags, and paddles. B-ko ran her fingernails along a particular favorite paddle of hers. The handle was long and the paddle itself was flexible, enough so that its victim would not only get the initial swat from the paddle but an added sting that came like a reverb.
B-ko removed the paddle from the wall and swung it about for a moment. She soon felt a stirring between her legs that called for immediate attention. _Well, now's a good of a time as any to test out the new room!_ she thought. "Asa! Come in here at once."
Asa rushed into the room and paused. She saw B-ko standed there with the paddle in her hand. Asa began to shudder with fear. "Y-yes, Mistress?" she stuttered.
"Close the door behind you, and remove your clothes," B-ko said, turning towards her.
"Yes, Mistress," she replied, locking the door and unbuttoning her blouse. "Please, tell me Mistress, how have I displeased you?"
"You don't need a reason to be punished, as long as it pleases me, that is your only concern," B-ko stated.
"Of course, my Mistress," Asa uttered, and immediately got on her hands and knees and kissed B-ko's shoe.
"Very good," B-ko said. "Now, kneel up." Asa obeyed, she leaned back, sitting only her toes and knees on the floor, with her hands behind her back. B-ko swung the paddle that she had in her hand freely, she then walked behind Asa and swung with all her might. CRACK! The sound echoed and reverberated throughout the room. Asa felt the stinging pain of the paddle and began to sob openly.
* * *
On the other side of campus, where the college faculty's offices were, the professors and instructors were bustling, preparing for the new semester, typing up syllabuses, making the necessary preparations, going over the roll sheets for their classes, and new instructors were being shown the ropes. Graviton University and Undergraduate College's newest recruit hailed from a respectible local high school, specifically, Graviton High School for Girls.
Miss Ayumi got off her mo-ped and was immediately welcomed by various members of the faculty. Miss Ayumi was happy with herself, now she could get on with her life and meet some men with as stimulating of an intellect as hers...snort. She had transferred to the college to get away from the mess of the high school and was pleased to learn that she would be teaching her favorite subject...English. This was the reason after all, that they had given her the job at the college, because of her astute translation of the English language.
Miss Ayumi was introduced to the rest of the faculty and then shown around campus, by the end of the day, she had been shown to her classroom, and finally to her office. Miss Ayumi sat down at her desk and sighed. This was what she had dreamed of for so long, that and meeting a man who would sweep her off her feet. After they had finally left her alone, Miss Ayumi walked over to her door and locked it. She sat down and began to day dream, first about Kei, and how much of a mistake that it would have been if they had actually married. Then she began to think about one of the young and handsome instructors that was showing her around the campus. She began to dream about him, his adoring blue eyes, his light blond hair, and his soothing laugh.
Miss Ayumi, started to feel a stirring between her legs. _Shit,_ she thought, _I can't do this here! How embarrassing!_ But she gave in to her primal desires, she opened her blouse revealing her size thrity-eight breasts. She licked her index finger and began to rub it against her right nipple. She brought it to her mouth and began to suckle it. _Feels so good,_ she thought. _I...I can't stop myself._ She then reached down and shoved her right hand into her pants and worked down into her vagina. She spread her pubic lips and stuck her middle and ring finger in her quivering hole at the same time. She then pulled her hand out of her pants and seductively licked her wet fingers, tasting and savoring her own love juices.
Miss Ayumi stood up enough so that she could remove her pants, and sat back down. She looked around on her desk and spotted a letter opener. She quickly grabbed for it, its long, thick wooden handle would prove just right for her. She parted her velvet curtain and eased the handle of the letter opener into herself. She moaned in spite of herself and arched her back, her breasts pointing straight up, her nipples like two hard pink rocks. She slowly began to move the handle in and out of her, while she caressed her clitoris, lovingly. _Ooooh, that's nice,_ she thought. She began to make quicker motions, pulling and pushing, harder and faster, moving her hips in climactic motions, until she reached her limit, bringing herself to screaming esctasy. Miss Ayumi sat in her chair, panting. She smiled, still blushing from the experience. She pulled the letter opener out of her and looked at it. _Was it good for you?_ she thought and started to laugh. She then sucked her own love juices off of the handle, set it back on the desk. She stood up, put her clothes back on and left her office to go home.

Chapter 2b: A-ko and C-ko arrive
A week and a half before the semester was to start, A-ko and C-ko arrived for the preliminary orientation of the college, so that they would be prepared for when the semester did start. A-ko's parents dropped off their daughter, her best friend, and their choice belongings, in front of the dormitory, said their good-byes, and were off back to the Magami home. A-ko felt a tear roll down her cheek as she watched her parents drive off, _Well, I finally am on my own,_ she thought, smiling. _I worked my ass off during the summer so I could at least *go* to college and with a little help from Mom and Dad. But, it still kills me as to why C-ko, of all people, got a full college grant to any college of her choice! And she's got a friggin' negative grade point average!! Oh well, I guess I'm happy for her and I'm glad that I'm finally here._
C-ko began to run around in a tight circle with her arms out stretched to either side of her and began to sing a song about how she and A-ko would be together forever, and how happy she was about it. An older man, about in his fifties, wearing a brown suit, walked over to A-ko and C-ko.
"Hello, I'm Tatsuo Mesimii," he offered, "I'm the Head Dean here. Welcome to Graviton University and Undergraduate College." Dramatic music sounded in the background. "You'll have to excuse the other students, someone's throwing a party, I'd assume."
"Hello, I'm Eiko Magami, pleased to meet'cha," A-ko bowed and stuck her hand out to shake the Dean's, he returned it in kind. He then turned to C-ko.
"And you are..." he asked.
"HI!! I'M C-KO KOTOBUKI!!" she screamed, her mouth now twice the size of her head. "I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE!!"
"Uh, yes, of course you are," he stuttered, sticking his finger in his ear as if to clean it out. He looked over the clipboard he held in his hand. "Ah, yes. There you are. Come with me, I'll show you to your dorm rooms, and then we'll get started with the orientation, okay?"
"Okay!" A-ko and C-ko said, in unison. A-ko turned around to grab their belongings that they had brought with them to the college, and lifted them onto her back. The Dean's eyes got really large at the sight of this, but he quickly regained his composure and led the way into the girls' dormitory.
* * *
In the boys' dormitory, Myles sat on the window sill looking outside, staring at the recently-renovated girls' dormitory, the top floor had been completely redone and there was a strange building now attached to the dorm, on the east side of it.
A car pulled up outside of the dormitory, a tall, brown-haired woman, and an equally tall dark-haired man with glasses, both had strong builds, Myles noticed, stepped out of the front seat. Then a blond-haired girl and a red-haired girl stepped out from the back seat of the vehicle. Myles pressed his face to the window, his face completely flush against the glass. He then turned around, fumbled through his night-stand drawer, grabbed his binoculars, and looked back out the window, focusing in with the binoculars. He then turned to look at his shrine, then turned to look out the window again.
Myles pushed has face harder into the window, making it crack, then snap, then completely break. His face went through the window, binoculars and all. Good-bye's were said, belongings unloaded, the parents left, the Dean intoduced, and the the red-haired girl picked up all of the belongings single-handedly. Myles knew immediately that it was her. He then threw the binoculars into the air, almost hitting Craig as they landed.
"S-S-S-SHE'S HERE!!!" he yelled, startling Kei and Craig both.
"Who's here?" Craig asked. Myles dragged Craig over to his shrine, this was the closest he had ever been to it. Craig could see that the shrine had many, many, MANY pictures of a red-haired girl, whom Craig recognized from some news clips and the school dance a few years back that Myles had been so bent over to protect, which, if Craig remembered correctly, she was able to handle herself well, well enough in fact that after that night the Graviton High School for Boys' was missing a gymnasium.
Myles then shoved Craig over to the window, put the binoculars over his eyes, and pointed to where the red-haired girl and her blond-haired friend were.
"Could it be the same girl?" Craig wondered aloud.
"WHAT THE HELL KIND'A QUESTION IS THAT?!?? OF COURSE IT IS!!!" Myles screamed excitedly, and almost unintelligibly with his Irish brogue thick, as it always was when he got excited or angry. Kei walked over to the window to see what the commotion was about. He saw the Dean opening the door to the girls' dormitory for a red-haired girl carrying a whole lot of boxes and suitcases and a blond-haired girl happily skipping behind her. Kei freaked, he immediately grabbed the binoculars from Myles and focused in. Kei smiled, for the first time, at least that Craig and Myles had seen. He then sighed, tuned around and slumped against the wall and slid to the floor.
"C...ko..." was all he could utter. Craig and Myles looked at him, then at each other and shrugged.
* * *
"Okay, the room assignments are as follows," the Dean instructed, "C-ko, you're in room twleve on the fourth floor, and A-ko you're in room..." but before the Dean could finish, C-ko began to scream.
"I WANNA BE WITH A-KO!!!!" she shreiked. A-ko immediately attempted to try and calm C-ko down, but they had already attracted the unwanted attention of other students as they stuck their heads out of their rooms and into the hallway, looking directly at C-ko and A-ko.
"Alright!" the Dean yelled over C-ko's screams. "Alright, you and A-ko will be in room twelve, together." The Dean sighed, _This is going to be a loooong semester, I just know it._
"YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!" C-ko yelled, and again, began to sing a song about how she and A-ko would be together forever and how happy she was about it. A-ko began to blush as she heard giggles and outright laughter from the other students. The Dean led the way to the dorm room which was now assigned to A-ko and C-ko, and opened the door for them. A-ko walked in first and unloaded herself of all she was carrying.
"Whew!" she sighed. C-ko immediately ran in and jumped onto the bed closest to the window.
"I want this one!" she exclaimed.
"Sure, sure, whatever you want," A-ko relinquished, all she wanted to do now was sit down, catch her breath, and relax for a moment.
"I'll let you two get relaxed, and I'll be back in a little while. There is going to be a freshman orientation and tour of the campus so that you will get to know the college in about a week, in time for the start of your first semester." The Dean said, turning around and walking out the door, closing it behind him. "Whew!" he sighed. A-ko sat down on her bed, stretched and let out a yawn.
"I'm so happy that we get to be roommates, A-ko!" C-ko exclaimed. "It's just like we're living together!"
"What? Like we weren't before?" A-ko joked.
"You look a little tense, would you like me to give you a back rub?" C-ko asked, giving A-ko a childish smile.
"Sure, that'd be nice," A-ko replied. C-ko walked over and jumped onto A-ko's bed behind her and began to massage A-ko's shoulders. _Ooh, this *is* nice...much better than her lunches,_ she thought.
"Feeling any better?" C-ko asked, applying a little more pressure.
"Much. That's great, C-ko," A-ko sighed. Letting herself relax under C-ko's touch, she leaned into her. C-ko began to work her way down A-ko's back, massaging the muscles along her spine, and then working her way around to her chest, and gave A-ko's firm breasts a light rub. C-ko stopped for a moment. She then realized that A-ko was no longer holding herself up and that she had fallen asleep.
C-ko grinned for moment, eased A-ko onto her back, and climbed off of her bed. She walked over to the window and stared out at the campus outside. _I'm glad I came here,_ she thought.
There was a knock at the door and A-ko immediately snapped awake. _Oh God!_ she thought, _I overslept!_ She looked over at C-ko who walked over to the door to answer it. The Head Dean of the college was standing there.
"Are you ready to continue your orientation?" he asked.
"YEAH!" C-ko exclaimed, jumping in the air. A-ko got off her bed and followed C-ko and the Dean out of the dormitory. A-ko caught up to C-ko.
"C-ko," she asked, "how long was I out?"
"Umm, about ten minutes, maybe?" she responded. "You're such a sleepy head. You seemed to really enjoy that massage I gave you, though."
"Umm, yeah," A-ko blushed. The Dean led them into a hall where about fifty-some students, broken into groups, were standing. A-ko assumed that they were there for the orientation as well. The Dean then began a speech about the college and then began to give a grand tour of the campus, which lasted about an hour and a half.
* * *
Craig sat at his computer desk, glancing at Kei and Myles, who just sat at the window staring out into oblivion. He had to do something, this was getting ridiculous. Then, he made up his mind.
"Alright, youse guys," he said, standing up from his computer and pushing the chair back into place. Kei continued to stare out the window, but Myles glanced at Craig, if only for a second.
"Come on, we're going to the bar," Craig offered, putting on his leather trench coat. Myles and Kei continued to stare. "Let's go, you guys need to get out." No reaction. Craig sighed walked over behind Myles and Kei grabbed them both by the collar of their shirts and dragged them over to the door, he then kicked the door open and dragged them out of the dorm. Kei and Myles were still out of it until Craig began to drag them across pavement.
* * *
Miss Ayumi was in her office, preparing a syllabus for her classes when she heard the Head Dean talking out in the hallway, his voice was getting closer. _Orientation for some of the freshmen,_ she thought. She had meant to ask him a question and figured that now was as good of a time as any. She opened the door to her office just as the Dean had passed by it. Immediately, C-ko spotted her and at the top of her lungs, yelled; "Y-A-H-O-O-O-O-O!!! Hi, Miss Ayumi!!" Miss Ayumi's eyes went wide, and she gritted her teeth as she slowly turned to see if it was who she had thought it was, which she had hoped it was not...it was...
"Uh, why, konnichiwa, C-ko," she managed to say. Suddenly, she realized that where C-ko was, A-ko was sure to follow...sure enough...
"Hi, Miss Ayumi," A-ko said, cheerfully. "What're you doing here?"
"I...uhh...transferred here from the high school after your graduation," she stuttered. "I...didn't quite expect to see you both here, or at least in college."
"Yeah, well, I'm happy to be here," A-ko responded. _Even if it *wasn't* my first choice of colleges._ Miss Ayumi, let out a small chuckle.
"Um, is B-ko here as well?" she asked.
"Oh God! I sure hope not!" A-ko laughed. "She's probably in some hoity-toity university."
_Are they talking about the new owner?_ the Dean wondered. _I heard "B-ko", but I wonder if it's...it's got to be..._
"Um, Dean, sir," Miss Ayumi asked. "Could I ask you a quick question?"
"Sure, what is it?" he replied.
"Isn't it great, A-ko?" C-ko cheered. "Miss Ayumi's here and it's just like being back in high school...well...almost...B-ko isn't here...for one..."
"For which I'm glad," A-ko retorted.
"...and it's alot bigger...plus everybody's older...Aaaaaannnd it's like living at school..." C-ko continued to ramble. Miss Ayumi thanked the Dean for something and ran into her office and locked the door. Loud sobs could be heard from inside of the office itself. The Dean attempted to ignore it and continued on with the orientation. By the end of the day, the small group of freshmen had seen the entire campus and were completely tired out. For the rest of the week, before the semester was to start, they would have the entire time to explore the campus for themselves, get to know other students and prepare for their first semester at Graviton University and Undergraduate College and best of all...it was a great time to PAR-TAY!!!!
Chapter 2c: Later, that night.
Around midnight, B-ko sat in her leather armchair watching her television. Asa, Ume, Ine and Mari walked into the room.
"Umm, Mistress B-ko, ma'am?" Ume stuttered.
"Yes, what is it," she asked shutting off the television as Jay Leno had finished giving his opening monologue. _American humor is so...interesting,_ B-ko thought, giggling to herself, then quickly stopping, remembering that her stooges were in the room.
"We have some very good news for you," she continued. "C-ko and A-ko have arrived, they came here at about ten o'clock this morning, and were assigned to room twelve."
"What? They're in the same room? TOGETHER?" B-ko demanded.
"Hai!" Ume answered. "The Dean had originally intended to have them in seperate rooms, but C-ko demanded that she be with A-ko."
"NANI?" B-ko shrieked. "Why on earth would she want to be in the same living quarters with that...that...COW!!"
"I don't know, mistress," Ume answered, slowly, hoping that it would not bring B-ko's wrath upon her.
"You're dismissed for the night," B-ko said, waving her hand at them. _I must think of something, I was counting on C-ko and A-ko being in seperate rooms, so that it would make so much easier to kill A-ko...Why, C-ko? Why?_
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Choke-hack-choke)...ha...damn..."
"Shut the hell up!" Craig said, throwing an empty beer can at Myles. "And when the hell did you start smoking?"
"I dunno," Myles laughed. In a corner booth of the local tavern, named The Purple Pussy. Craig, Myles and Kei sat having a few cheap drinks, sharing old times and cheap laughs. They were making comments about some of the women as they passed by, and some of the homely-looking ones sitting at the bar, but mostly making comments at the people who where singing or attempting to karaoke on the stage.
"Kei, my friend," Craig started. "I must admit that you are a helluva lot more fun to hang with after you've had a few drinks in ya."
"Yeah?" Kei asked, drunkenly, giving him a lopsided smile.
"I concur," Myles added, drinking down some local whiskey that made his nostils flare when he downed a shot. "You're too timid otherwise."
"Yeah, well, it's a living," he laughed. Craig and Myles laughed as well, not completely getting the joke.
"Saaay! There's the catch of the day." He said pointed to an olive-green haired woman, who could have been mistaken for a man, that was being dragged off the stage by one of the bouncers. Insulted, she brushed herself off and walked over to the bar and ordered a drink, which the barkeep relunctantly gave her.
"I SMELL FISH!!" Myles yelled, sending the corner booth into laughter again.
A drunk man got up on the stage next, placed a yen in the machine and made his song selection. Craig recognized the tune within a few short notes, it was a song done back in the 1970's by a group called 'The Kinks'.
"This outta be good," Craig giggled. The man began to sing the song in English, which was how the song was intended, but his drunken, Japanese accent didn't help him sing it very well. The man came to the chorus line of the song and blurted it out: "Roe-ra...air-oh-air-a...Roe-raaaa!!" At this Craig and Myles laughed until Myles fell on the floor out of the booth. Craig grabbed his friend and helped him back in his seat. After the man was done, the man got off the stage, much to most of the patons' joy, and continued to drink.
"I dunnooo," Kei slurred, blinking, staring, trying to get a clearer look at the woman who had been dragged off the stage earlier. Instantly, in Kei's mind, the woman at the bar was replaced with an image of C-ko. "Sheee...kkooooo..."
"Huh?" Craig and Myles said in unison. Kei stood up as best as he could, stumbled over to the bar, and sat down next to the woman.
"Huullooooo," Kei stammered. He leaned forward and kissed the woman on the lips.
"Whoa!" Craig exclaimed. "This oughtta be good for a few laughs." The olive-green-haired woman stood up, revealing that she wore some sort of military-style uniform, smacked Kei across the face, and began to yell something unintelligible about how Kei was a stupid human who could not hold his liquor. She then demanded to the barkeep that he be thrown out of the establishment at once, for the sake of her honor. The barkeep would not comply.
"D! Get in here!" she screamed into what looked like a large cellular phone. Suddenly, were the front door to the bar once was, stood what may have been a man wearing an Armani suit, with a smoking plasma cannon in hand. The door was plastered on the other side of the bar pinning down two innocent consumers behind it. "D" as the woman had called it, walked over to Kei, who sat there on the bar stool staring up at the monstrosity. D growled at Kei.
"Is this the one, Captain?" D asked the woman in the uniform.
"Hai! Dispense that trash, now!" the "Captain" ordered. Craig and Myles looked at each other and wondered what they should do. They looked at Kei, then at D, and then at the waitress who stood next to the booth, and then ordered another round.
D picked up Kei, and flung him like a stone through the front window, the glass shattered and fell to the ground around Kei. D ran outside after him, after which, all that was heard were loud smacks, thuds, crashes, bangs, screams and cracks...then, a deafening silence, all of the patrons stared out at the front of the bar. Somewhere, a dog barked...
"Uh, Captain?" D said, poking her head into the bar. "I think we should leave now."
"Why, D?" What happened to your new plaything?" she asked.
"I t'ink I broke it, cause he don't move no more..."
The Captain's eyes grew huge behind her narrow sunglasses and she quickly rushed out of the building frantically after D as they disappeared down the street. Craig and Myles looked at each other with mild concern, but soon ordered yet another round. Kei stumbled back into the bar, his clothes torn to rags, his right eye blackened, his hair mussed and dirty, his nose bleeding along with a nasty gash on his left arm. He looked over at Craig and Myles, and smiled. He then staggered over to the corner booth, sat down and asked for help from the two of them. Within minutes, the door was back on the hinges, the window boarded up and it was business as usual as if the events in the past ten minutes hadn't happened.
"Okay...now..." Craig said, getting out a pad of paper and pen. "Let's plan as far as what we're gonna do about..."
"HEY!" Kei yelled, "Are you guys gonna help me out, er what?" Craig and Myles ignored him, continuing their conversation. Kei, angered by this, slammed his fist down on the table, knocking a bottle over onto the floor which then smashed into a thousand pieces.
"HEY!" the bouncer said, walking over to the corner booth. "Are you looking for more trouble?" Kei stood up and glared at the tall, fat and burly looking man. "I don't like the way yer lookin' at me, boy." With that, Kei took a swing at him. The bouncer dodged the swing, picked Kei up and threw him through the now boarded up window. The bouncer immediately ran out the door after him and was quickly followed by loud cracks, thuds, screams and a final crash.
The bouncer walked in, wiping his hands together and cracking his knuckles, smiling. The patrons returned to their drinking, ignoring the commotion. Craig and Myles decided that now was probably a good time to leave. They got up, paid their tab and left, only to find Kei, uncomfortably shoved into a trash can. Craig smiled at Myles as they pulled him out of the can and leaned him up against the wall.
"I dinnae think he was so...flexible," Myles stated, slightly drunk.
"Whoa," Craig said. "You all right, man?"
"Craig, man?" Kei asked. "What the hell happened?" Craig threw Myles a slide-long glance, and smiled.
"Uh, dude?" Craig replied, jokingly. "Do I know you?"
"Yeah, we're roommates at the college."
"Like, whoa," Myles said, in a poor American accent. "School's a drag, man, why on Earth would *we* be going to school?" Myles took a hit off an imaginery joint, and acted out the part.
"Dude, like you'd better go home be--" Craig started but then saw the arrival of a police car. "MOVE!" he yelled to Myles, they moved so quickly that the officers did not see them when they flashed on their seach light. Kei was immediately caught in the glare. One of the officers stepped out of the car and walked over to Kei.
"You alright, son?" he asked. Kei thought that Craig and Myles were still joking around with him and took a swing at the officer. The officer immediately dodged the strike, whipped out his gun and butted Kei in the head with it, knocking him to the ground. The other officer stepped out of the car to cheer his partner on as he pummeled Kei into a bloody pulp. The officer that Kei tried to hit stood up and wiped the blood off his gun and hands.
"Well, if *that* didn't sober him up," the officer standing on the side-lines said. "Nothing will." The other officer laughed and they began to pull Kei into the squad car.
"Let's get him down to the station," the other replied. "You know, that felt pretty good!"
"Yeah, there's nothing like beating up drunken college kids on a warm, summer evening." The two police men dumped Kei into the back seat and drove off.
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"HAHAHAHAAA!!!! (hack-hack-hack)....(choke-puke!!!)"
"I told you not to smoke and drink that cheap whiskey!" Craig called out of the darkened dorm room.
"Shut the hell up!!!!" Myles screamed, wiping the vomit from his chin.

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