Disclaimer: Do I really have to keep repeating this?
Anyway, I don't want to get sued for the tiny bit o'cash
I have, so let's continue. I DO NOT OWN SUPER
SMASH BROS MELEE OR ANY CHARACTERS ASSOCIATED
WITH IT, NOR DO I OWN ANY CHARACTERS
USED IN THIS FIC - Other than me, Khan.
Author's Note:
I was about to count the review votes, but man, it's kind of
obvious who's gonna be kicked off next, isn't it? Anyway, thanks
for all of your support, people! Some of my stories haven't even
been reviewed once, so it's like opening a Christmas present! *sniff*
And due to popular demand, here's a list of the people
who've been offed:
NESS
JIGGLYPUFF
PICHU
C.FALCON
PRINCE MARTH
Anyway.. Let's move on to the fic, and hope I'm not dried out
yet. Make sure to check out some of my other fics, including
the humor/humor fic, SKYSHIP HIGHWIND.
Now then, let's see what cruel fate befalls the cast, here on..
SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=
~*~/Match 06/~*~
--A STICKY SITUATION--
"Hello, Khan here, it's now DAY 3 of the contest, early in the morning.
And I'm here to take a poll of who the main stars want kicked off!" Khan said,
pulling out a clipboard and a pen and walking into the mansion.
First, Ace walked over to the Poker table, where the bad dudes and
Link were all playing Poker. "Go fish!" said Bowser - the others have
learned to ignore him by now.
"So Gannon, who do you think should be voted out?" Khan asked the
sorceror. Gannon laughed. "That's easy. Pikachu. I hate that little --"
Khan quickly cut off his recorder to prevent others from hearing Gannon's
obscene words before walking over to Mewtwo. "How about you-"
"Not even a contest." Mewtwo muttered icily. "That stupid PIkachu gives
Pokemon a bad name. He makes Pokemon look like some freakin' kid's show,
giving people like me a bad rep.."
"And what say you, Bowser?"
"Uh.. Cheese!"
Khan blinked. "Ok.. What about you, Link?"
"I hate cheese.." Bowser muttered before Link spoke.
"I agree with the other people here. Give that rodent the boot. I'm
getting sick of hearing 'Pi, pika!' all the time.."
"There you have it, four people hate Pikachu so far!" Khan said.
"Let's go ask the people in the kitchen.."
Khan walked into the kitchen where G&W, Peach, Zelda, and
Samus were cooking a late breakfast. Khan first walked up to
Peach. "Excuse me, Princess Toadstool, but who would you kick
off this show if you could?"
"Me? Well, I don't want to sound mean, but Pikachu is kind of
annoying.. I think he should go."
"And what about you, Zelda?"
"Huh?" Zelda said, turning around with a Nintendo Power in her
hands. "Oh, um, Pikachu, I guess."
"M-hmm... And what say you, Game&Watch?"
"Beep, beeheebeep, bebopadeep beep beep bebeebeep beep."
"Uh, ok-"
"beep beep buhbeep BEEP BEEP!! Beepebabopubeeiieeiiohbeep!"
"Ok, ok! I'll just go in here now!" Khan said, running out of the room
as G&W kept on beeping while his sausages burnt to a crisp.
Khan walked upstairs to the sparring area, where Falco, Fox,
DK, and Roy were bashing at eachother. "Who would you guys want
kicked out?"
"PIKACHU!!" they all said in unison.
And so it continued. Mario, Luigi, Young Link, and Kirby, who
were playing Super Smash Bros (the N64 version), all agreed on Pikachu.
Nana&Popo, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, and everyone else all agreed as well,
who were all watching T/V at the time.
Then, Breakfast was ready. Everyone fought over rations as
Khan tallied up the votes (not hard to do when everyone says the
same thing). "Alright, so everyone hates Pikachu. Good, good.
And he seems to have slept in today for once. Anyway, bye!"
"YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T KICKING HIM OFF!?" everyone
yelled in unison.
Khan shook his head. "Nope, just takin' a pole." Khan quickly ran out
before he got his butt killed. The group huddled together then.
"Hey everyone, let's pull a prank on that pest we all hate." Link suggested.
Roy seconded the motion, as did all the baddies. "Good, good.. Here's what we do.."
Pikachu snored again in his little room. The door slowly creaked open. Roy,
Link, Zelda, and Mewtwo slowly moved in. Pikachu's ear twitched and they
froze for a second, then continued when they heard Pikachu turn over and
snore some more. ((insert MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE theme))
G&W slowly came in after them. "NOW!!" Roy shouted. Pikachu
jumped up with a "PII!!" as Mewtwo started rapidily using Confusion
on Pikachu, tossing him into the air so much he couldn't react to
defend himself. Everyone else stood back as Bowser, Mario, and
Luigi came in. Game&Watch put a pot of tar on the floor and Bowser,
Mario, and Luigi started assaulting the pot with fire of various kinds
untill it was steaming hot tar. Then Mewtwo psychically flung
Pikachu into the tar pot, as Link quickly used his hookshot to
form a makeshift cage above the tar jar. Bowser picked up the jar
and ran down the stairs with the others. He set the jar with the
screaming pokemon down as Young Link came up and Gannon
and Mewtwo held up pillows - about 20 of them, all feather -
above the jar. Link quickly pulled up his hookshot as
Bowser began slashing the pillows apart, along with Young Link
and Link's swords, and Roy's swords. Pikachu jumped out of the jar,
covered in tar as Mewtwo began using Confusion to knock Pikachu around
amidst the feathers untill he looked like a chicken! Popo tossed a red rubber
glove to Nana, who fastened it tightly on Pikachu's head as Samus tied
a fake beak on Pikachu's nose. Then DK tossed the yellow pest onto
a red wagon that Peach brought in, and Mewtwo psychically picked
the lock on the mansion door and opened it. Khan walked in with a
camera.
"Alright, folks, I'm here, what have you got to show us all
on LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION?" Khan asked, before he jumped
out of the way, filming the screaming tarred and feathered Pokemon,
Pikachu, flying down the hill and straight into a town full of people!
"THIS I GOTTA GET ON FILM!!" Khan shouted, chasing after
Pikachu. Everyone else clapped their hands together and congradulated
eachother for a job well done as they went back into the mansion and
locked themselves back in.
~*~/End Match 06/~*~
~*~/The Loser: Pikachu/~*~
Well, there you have it, folks! Post what you think about it and who you
want to be kicked off next, and we'll see what cruel pranks take place
next time on..
SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
Live in it and Win a Mansion!
Anyway, I don't want to get sued for the tiny bit o'cash
I have, so let's continue. I DO NOT OWN SUPER
SMASH BROS MELEE OR ANY CHARACTERS ASSOCIATED
WITH IT, NOR DO I OWN ANY CHARACTERS
USED IN THIS FIC - Other than me, Khan.
Author's Note:
I was about to count the review votes, but man, it's kind of
obvious who's gonna be kicked off next, isn't it? Anyway, thanks
for all of your support, people! Some of my stories haven't even
been reviewed once, so it's like opening a Christmas present! *sniff*
And due to popular demand, here's a list of the people
who've been offed:
NESS
JIGGLYPUFF
PICHU
C.FALCON
PRINCE MARTH
Anyway.. Let's move on to the fic, and hope I'm not dried out
yet. Make sure to check out some of my other fics, including
the humor/humor fic, SKYSHIP HIGHWIND.
Now then, let's see what cruel fate befalls the cast, here on..
SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=
~*~/Match 06/~*~
--A STICKY SITUATION--
"Hello, Khan here, it's now DAY 3 of the contest, early in the morning.
And I'm here to take a poll of who the main stars want kicked off!" Khan said,
pulling out a clipboard and a pen and walking into the mansion.
First, Ace walked over to the Poker table, where the bad dudes and
Link were all playing Poker. "Go fish!" said Bowser - the others have
learned to ignore him by now.
"So Gannon, who do you think should be voted out?" Khan asked the
sorceror. Gannon laughed. "That's easy. Pikachu. I hate that little --"
Khan quickly cut off his recorder to prevent others from hearing Gannon's
obscene words before walking over to Mewtwo. "How about you-"
"Not even a contest." Mewtwo muttered icily. "That stupid PIkachu gives
Pokemon a bad name. He makes Pokemon look like some freakin' kid's show,
giving people like me a bad rep.."
"And what say you, Bowser?"
"Uh.. Cheese!"
Khan blinked. "Ok.. What about you, Link?"
"I hate cheese.." Bowser muttered before Link spoke.
"I agree with the other people here. Give that rodent the boot. I'm
getting sick of hearing 'Pi, pika!' all the time.."
"There you have it, four people hate Pikachu so far!" Khan said.
"Let's go ask the people in the kitchen.."
Khan walked into the kitchen where G&W, Peach, Zelda, and
Samus were cooking a late breakfast. Khan first walked up to
Peach. "Excuse me, Princess Toadstool, but who would you kick
off this show if you could?"
"Me? Well, I don't want to sound mean, but Pikachu is kind of
annoying.. I think he should go."
"And what about you, Zelda?"
"Huh?" Zelda said, turning around with a Nintendo Power in her
hands. "Oh, um, Pikachu, I guess."
"M-hmm... And what say you, Game&Watch?"
"Beep, beeheebeep, bebopadeep beep beep bebeebeep beep."
"Uh, ok-"
"beep beep buhbeep BEEP BEEP!! Beepebabopubeeiieeiiohbeep!"
"Ok, ok! I'll just go in here now!" Khan said, running out of the room
as G&W kept on beeping while his sausages burnt to a crisp.
Khan walked upstairs to the sparring area, where Falco, Fox,
DK, and Roy were bashing at eachother. "Who would you guys want
kicked out?"
"PIKACHU!!" they all said in unison.
And so it continued. Mario, Luigi, Young Link, and Kirby, who
were playing Super Smash Bros (the N64 version), all agreed on Pikachu.
Nana&Popo, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, and everyone else all agreed as well,
who were all watching T/V at the time.
Then, Breakfast was ready. Everyone fought over rations as
Khan tallied up the votes (not hard to do when everyone says the
same thing). "Alright, so everyone hates Pikachu. Good, good.
And he seems to have slept in today for once. Anyway, bye!"
"YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T KICKING HIM OFF!?" everyone
yelled in unison.
Khan shook his head. "Nope, just takin' a pole." Khan quickly ran out
before he got his butt killed. The group huddled together then.
"Hey everyone, let's pull a prank on that pest we all hate." Link suggested.
Roy seconded the motion, as did all the baddies. "Good, good.. Here's what we do.."
Pikachu snored again in his little room. The door slowly creaked open. Roy,
Link, Zelda, and Mewtwo slowly moved in. Pikachu's ear twitched and they
froze for a second, then continued when they heard Pikachu turn over and
snore some more. ((insert MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE theme))
G&W slowly came in after them. "NOW!!" Roy shouted. Pikachu
jumped up with a "PII!!" as Mewtwo started rapidily using Confusion
on Pikachu, tossing him into the air so much he couldn't react to
defend himself. Everyone else stood back as Bowser, Mario, and
Luigi came in. Game&Watch put a pot of tar on the floor and Bowser,
Mario, and Luigi started assaulting the pot with fire of various kinds
untill it was steaming hot tar. Then Mewtwo psychically flung
Pikachu into the tar pot, as Link quickly used his hookshot to
form a makeshift cage above the tar jar. Bowser picked up the jar
and ran down the stairs with the others. He set the jar with the
screaming pokemon down as Young Link came up and Gannon
and Mewtwo held up pillows - about 20 of them, all feather -
above the jar. Link quickly pulled up his hookshot as
Bowser began slashing the pillows apart, along with Young Link
and Link's swords, and Roy's swords. Pikachu jumped out of the jar,
covered in tar as Mewtwo began using Confusion to knock Pikachu around
amidst the feathers untill he looked like a chicken! Popo tossed a red rubber
glove to Nana, who fastened it tightly on Pikachu's head as Samus tied
a fake beak on Pikachu's nose. Then DK tossed the yellow pest onto
a red wagon that Peach brought in, and Mewtwo psychically picked
the lock on the mansion door and opened it. Khan walked in with a
camera.
"Alright, folks, I'm here, what have you got to show us all
on LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION?" Khan asked, before he jumped
out of the way, filming the screaming tarred and feathered Pokemon,
Pikachu, flying down the hill and straight into a town full of people!
"THIS I GOTTA GET ON FILM!!" Khan shouted, chasing after
Pikachu. Everyone else clapped their hands together and congradulated
eachother for a job well done as they went back into the mansion and
locked themselves back in.
~*~/End Match 06/~*~
~*~/The Loser: Pikachu/~*~
Well, there you have it, folks! Post what you think about it and who you
want to be kicked off next, and we'll see what cruel pranks take place
next time on..
SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
Live in it and Win a Mansion!
