Disclaimer: I felt like being different so I'll say it backwards
this time.

.ouy knaHT aka ,nahK naht rehto ,cif siht in desu esle
gnihtyna ro EELEM SORB HSAMS REPUS nwo ton od I
Oh and to make it clear, I DO NOT OWN SMASH BROS MELEE
OR ANY OF THE GUEST STARS IN THIS FIC!! Ever heard of
freedom of speech? That's all this is; A simple little story. I'm
making no profits or anything.



Author's Note:
Sorry for the delay on updates..
Ok, here's the deal; My little sister, Allison? SHE BROKE
MY FREAKIN' LAPTOP!! That's where all of my fanfictions
are stored and updated before being transferred to this
site!! Argh! As soon as the repair dude arrives however
the laptop will be fine and things'll be back on track.
And because one person wanted it, I'll post the Kicked-Off
list of folks that've lost at the end of each episode. See
what the power of speech can do ya for?


Anyway, on with the cruel antics and special idiotic stars,
here on..




SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=




~*~/Match 07/~*~
--GUEST STARS--



"Day Four is now here." Khan said. "It is now 12:00 Noon, and
I'm here to give an announcement!"
Everyone was gathered in the living room, with Bowser nodding
off. "Thanks to a few contracting rules (and a lot of stolen cash bribery)
I was able to get us some special GUEST STARS!!"
"YAY!! ALRIGHT!!!" cheered everyone.
"BUT of coarse, I made sure to pick THE WORST AND MOST
DISPICKABLE stars on TV today!!"
Everyone else groaned miserably.
"And I gave each one a key to the mansion and
my cell phone number. So no funny business."
The evil dudes (plus Link, Samus, and Roy) all groaned more
miserably at that.

"Have fun!" Khan said in a dispickably sinister voice as
he left the mansion.



--------------
[3:oo pm]

Bowser snorted. Suddenly the doorbell rang.
No one else dared answer so he wearily tromped
up to the door, the very floor of the mansion shaking
under his massive... ness.

He opened the door and the cast of Star Wars
came in - All as young as they once were! Harrison
Ford included!

After that, however, evil movie critics walked in with
picket signs that read "Gurge Lukas kan't wight
anything he's a doo-doo head" and talking in
gibberish because they're just that much of imbecilles.

They all spun around Bowser, chanting "Fatuus Simiulus!"
to him over and over and over and over and over again
and again and again and again and-

-------------


"SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL MOVIE CRITICS!!" Bowser
screamed, running into Peach and cowering in front of her. She
blinked as he sobbed. "It was horrible!! Oh, so horrible!!"



Everyone stared before several people began snickering.
"HEY!!" Bowser shouted. "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAD
A SCARY DREAM IN WHICH CRITICS CALLED ME FATUUS
SIMIULUS OVER AND OVER AND WERE--"
Suddenly the doorbell rang and Bowser hid behind Peach,
shivering. "Koopas." Peach sighed, rolling her eyes. "Can't live
with'em, can't live without'em - Wait, I take that back, I could
live without koopas."

"Hey! I resent that!" Bowser complained, but he quickly
cowered behind Peach once more as the door opened and a
bunch of cameramen came in and filmed the door. THen,
a blonde woman nearly as tubby as Bowser staggared into the
mansion and fell on her face. It took all ten cameramen to
get her back on her feet. "That was fun, let's do it again." said
the blonde in a drugged-out, air-headed sounding voice as
she purposely fell on her face, dragging five of the cameramen
down to the floor with her.


"Aaahh! It's Anna Niccole Smith!!" gasped Bowser. "It's
worse than I could have imagined!!"


Then her dog came in and peed on her hand while she
was lying there. She sat up (after being pulled up by the ten
cameramen again) and giggled idiotically, saying, "Did you see
that? It peed on my hand. Why does that $@% pee on things?"
"Um, because it's a do-" Link was about to say before
Anna cut him off. She walked up to the group. "Hiii.." she said
in a drugg-addict's voice. "My dog peed on my hand.. so where's
the fridge?"


Bowser pointed towards the kitchen. Anna nodded and walked
towards there before leaning against a wall, whining that she was
tired.



"Get that mutt out of here!!" Gannon roared, just now seeing the
pee-spot on the carpet. "When I win this mansion I don't want it t'smell
like dog - "

"Where's the pay-per-view? I want popcorn.. Where's the bathroom?
I gotta pee.." whined Anna, although many people ignored her.



Then, Micheal Jackson walked in. Gannon gasped. "HE'S UGLIER THAN
ME!!" he shouted, running. "Heck, HE'S UGLIER THAN DONKEY KONG!!"


Micheal Jackson then grabbed Young Link and ran up the stairs, grabbing
him by the neck and holding him over the edge of the railing. The kid flailed
around, helplessly. Then he 'accidently' dropped Young Link on top of Link and
walked down stairs. Everyone looked mean at him. "What?"
"THAT'S WHAT!!" Zelda shouted, pointing at a video screen showing him
strangling Kid Link.
"You believe THAT over MY word? Micheal Jackson gasped.
"We SAW you with our own eyes!!"

"I was just hugging the little kid and he fell. I wouldn ever hurt the little
kids. I love my kids." Micheal said, before running into Young Link and
strangling him again. Bowser body-slammed the self-proclaimed "King of Pop",
crushing him up against the ground as Anna walked back in, her face stuffed
full of twinkies and bags upon bags of various foods under her arms, half of
which had been emptied. "The dog peed in the fridge." said Anna. "Isn't that
funny? I loved my husband. That reminds me of him, you know."


"ARGH!! THAT STUPID MUTT!!" Gannon shouted, dashing into the kitchen
and throwing the dog out the window, before remembering the cops watched their
every movement and dashing outside.






Mario and Dr. Mario walked around, cleaning up dog pee. Anna was still eating.
The time is now 3:15 PM.. "OPEN UP!! IT'S GREEN PEACE MAN!!" shouted a
voice from outside as the busted the door off it's hinges. They grabbed Donkey
Kong, tied him up, beat him, and dragged him out. peach blinked. "Aren't they
suppoed to be to PROTECT animals?" Kirby asked, confused.

"Hey guys, saw that green peace mob, killed one of'em for breakin
my door, what's up?" Khan asked, walking in while putting a now-bloody
sword away. He sniffed. "And why does it smell so bad in here?"
"I farted." Anna said, followed by idiotic laughter. Everyone blinked. "What
an idiot.." Mewtwo muttered.
"Beep beebeep.." muttered Game&Watch.
"Well, we have to go now.. CAMERAMAN TAKE HER OUT
OF HERE ALREADY!!" Khan said. The cameramen dragged Anna out,
who kept whining "But I want more free food!"
"I'll be fixing the door tomorrow, guys, but WE HAVE SECURITY
EVERYWHERE so if you even TRY to escape for FIVE MINUTES you
will be disqualified, zapped by a red laserbeam, and charged with 20,000 volts
of electricity!!!"
With that, Khan left.



Meanwhile...



The back door knocked. Gannon snuck back there and opened the
door. One of the Green Peace activists held out a hand. "Thanks for
beatin the crap out of DK.. less competition and all." Gannon said,
giving the Green Peace guy five bucks.
"Hey, anything for fifty bucks, man!" said the burned out hippie.
"Just don't tell anyone we beat up an animal or they'll know this
whole green peace thing is a cover-up for a huge crime orginization.."
"Your secret's safe with me." Gannon said, slamming the door.



~*~/End Match 07/~*~
~*~/The Loser: DK/~*~


Final Notes:

Ok, this is where I post all my finishing notes to a Match. I really
hope this episode wasn't THAT bad.. the next one should be better,
hopefully. Anyway, I gotta recount the votes again after this
match to see who's next, cuz it's getting pretty close now.

[THE OUT LIST]
These are the fighters who have
already been kicked out:

NESS
JIGGLYPUFF
PICHU
C.FALCON
PRINCE MARTH
PIKACHU
DONKEY KONG


[CONTEST!!]
Ok, so.. Let's have the FIRST EVER contest!
Anyone that answers the following question will
be awarded by a special appearance on the 'fic
sometime, somewhere. To enter, E-Mail me (to keep
others from sharing answers) with what name you'd
like to be mentioned as on the 'fic, and your answer
to the question. And remember, I may be nice and
let all entrants on, but you stand a MUCH better
chance of being part of the 'fic if you get it right.
So here's the question:

"What does Fatuus Simiulus mean?"


Also, if you just tell me what language Fatuus
Simiulus is in, you'll get your name mentioned
atleast once in this fic (That's right, contest
winners may make several appearances)

Hey, this is a very interactive 'fic, and I beleive
in going all-out.

Anyway, let's keep going.


Don't forget to POST YOUR VOTE when you
review, and stay tuned! We'll see you
next time as more idiotic antics and obnoxious
parodies take place, here on..



SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
Live in it and Win a Mansion!!