DISCLAIMER:
Dude. You know what?
I do not own Super Smash Bros Melee
or anything or anyone else used in this fic.
The only two characters I own are ME, Khan,
and Dimitri Aosis.




A/N:
"I finally worked out a deal with Dimitri, so
that, for now atleast, I can write Author Notes
in here. I see your reactions to me being kicked
off are mixed.. One of you seems to prefer Dimitri
(which may change), while others hate him already.
Oh well. Maybe the Smashers will overthrow him
now that he has a vote. oh yes, sorry for not putting
the "Offed List" on last time, I kinda forgot. D'oh!

If I ever make a revised edition of that episode (with
the entire Party scene of what took place) I'll add that.
But such a thing is unlikely.

By the way, the contest is ALWAYS GOING ON,
even if your name doesn't appear today it will
later if you answered fairly correctly, or if I just
feel nice.

Oh yeah, and it seems I got some more hate-mail
from some gutter-minded weirdo.. While I usually
don't mock those that review, this is a special
occasion..

So here we go with another homocidal maniac-hosted
episode of..




SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=


~*~/Match 09/~*~
-Winter Wonderland-

DAY 12

The remaining crew sat in the living room, all
shivering, all under several covers and blankets.
Dimitri cut the heating, and now, after a week of
nothing bad happening, a horrid cold front has moved
in and the gang is freakin' cold!!



The newly replaced door opened up as Dimitri
came in, along with four eerie cloaked figures.
He pulled up a list. "Alright, it's check-up time.
You've had plenty of time to clean this mess up."
Dimitri said coldly. "Wraiths, search the place."

The faceless creatures slowly slithered around the mansion.
Dimitri put on a white rubber glove and ran his fingers
across the top of a cabinet, scowling at the small particles of
hard-to-see dust. "I couldn't expect more from brainless fighters,
I suppose." muttered Dimitri icily, staring down at his list. "So,
who's been, as you say, 'offed,' so far?.. Jigglypuff, Pichu, Pikachu..
Good, good, I hate obnoxiously cute characters.. Ness.. yes, yes..
Captain Falcon.. finally.. Prince Marth.. Donkey Kong.. Young Link..
Is that all!?"

"Oh, and Khan." Link added.
"And you." Gannon said. "You got a vote! And by law
of what the people say--" Gannon shut up as Dimitri
glared viciously at Gannon - if looks could kill everyone would
drop dead.

"If I'm not mistaken, you hideous.. thing, Khan was the
one who agreed to that law. Not me. And if anyone disagrees,"
Dimitri said, glaring at everyone, "you will have to deal with
me and my creatures personally."

The faceless wraiths slithered eerily back into the room
as if they were hovering above the ground, walking on air,
and moving much like snakes. One hissed at Gannon as
it passed, before meeting the other three behind Dimitri.

"Now then. Your heating, as you no doubt noticed,
is still going to stay cut." Groaning filled the room.
"SHUT UP!!" Dimitri yelled. "This is a contest of
survival, and thus, survival it shall be!" He held his
hand up as black clouds filled the cieling far up above,
covering every cieling in the mansion. Snow began raining
down from it, turning the mansion into a wintery world,
filling it with snow. And don't you say, "Hey, wow, that's
so nice of him!" Think about it a second; It's FREEZING
ENOUGH AS IT IS, plus the heating's down, and it's not just
a pleasant snow, it's a freakin' blizzard. Oh yeah.
Dimitri's heartless.



"Now then. The storm will cease when all
but one of you has left the premisis. Farewell."
Dimitri slammed the door shut as the blizzard picked up,
as boomerangs, fireballs, and other various projectiles
crashed up against the door, along with quite a few
swears.



DAY 12
14:00


Yoshi huddled up against as many covers as he could,
shivering, his green nose now reddened from the frost.
There was over a foot of snow covering the carpetry of
the mansion now. The baddies were huddled up behind a turned-over
poker table, Mewtwo keeping heat around them with psycic
power as they played out yet another game of Poker.

"Hrph.. a three.. a five... a seven... a King... and a ten...
bah." Gannon muttered coldly, carelessly tossing five
cards to the floor; In case you're wondering, Mewtwo also
had a shield keeping snow from falling in on them.
"Hah, royal straight!" cackled Mewtwo as he flashed
his cards. Gannon shook with rage as Mewtwo started
shoving the chips towards himself, dropping the new
deck of cards which included a Jack that had Blissey
on it, a Queen that had Ice-Dragoness on it, a King
that had simdork the author on it, and an Ace
with Christopher, the Sorceror of Chaos,
and Negalith, the Sorceror of Darkness. (Tell me
what fic those two came off of and you'll get an
honorable mention like these other great
people did!)


"Hah hah! You both lose! I got Boardwalk!"
Bowser said merrily. "See? Look!" He held out
the property card for Boardwalk.
"Should we tell him?" Mewtwo whispered.
"No, let's just kick his--"



Ok, well. Let's go to another scene.



Peach, Zelda, and most of the other Smashers
were taken shelter amost other various furnitures
that assembled a tent, all swordsmen left included.
"We've gotta overthrow that moron!!" Roy said,
using fire skills (and his sword) to heat up the makeshift
tent of furniture and covers, which had an igloo build around
it courtesy of mewtwo, who was given a special Reviewers
deck of playing cards with names and hacked pictures of
almost all the signed reviewers of this fic on the cards. Scary
what Khan can do for promotional gifts, eh?


"Yeah, he's ten times worse than Khan was!" Link
muttered, sharpening his sword. "I wish I could get
my hands on that annonnymous author who kicked him
off.."
"Forget about that author." Samus said, keeping
her armor on for warmth, "we need to concentrate on
getting rid of Dimitri."
"Yeah, I agree with Samus." Fox said, scooting
closer to the fire. "Without a plan of attack, we're
hopeless."
"What's to plan?" said Falco, annoyed. "We
gang up on him, we kick his butt!"
"Don't-a you remember-a what he-a did to-a
Young-a Link-a?" Mario said (forgive the cruddy
accent description), using his own fire to
warm himself.
"Yeah!" said Luigi, "We'll-a get our butts-a kicked!"
"Even though it isn't much of a plan, Falco
is probably right." Zelda said. "If we gang up on
Dimitri, he won't stand a chance."
"Hey fellows, look at this! Some
moronic ditz named The Great Read Dragon
doesn't know anything about fanfiction terms!" Kirby
exlaimed, holding up the review list. "What, he thought
'Pairing' meant THAT!? What a gutter-minded idiot!!"

Everyone else looked at him for a minute before
busting out laughing. "I can't believe how utterly
stupid these people can be!" Link laughed.
"Yeah!" Samus said, "The creep acts like
it's better than all of us and yet it doesn't know
squat about fanfiction terms! We GOTTA
show Khan that message when he gets back!"


Dr. Mario then walked in. "I am-a back!" Dr.Mario
said in a gruffer voice than usual. Everyone blinked.
"Not you, we wanted Khan." Nana and Popo said.
Dr.Mario laughed and pulled a zipper down from his
forehead, pulling off a Dr.Mario costume, revealing
himself to be Khan in disguise!

"WHOA!!" shouted everyone in unison. "But
where's the real Dr. Mario?"




IN THE BATHROOM



Dr. Mario stood in the shower, with jagged shards
of frozen shower water stuck into him, and blood draining
through the tub like some old horror flick.


BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM



"Alright, everyone," Khan said, "By law of what the people
want, it's time to overthrow Dimitri..."



~*~/End Match 09/~*~
~*~/The Loser: Dr. Mario/~*~




(A/N)
"Well, folks, you have spoken, and the suspense-filled
wait starts now! Be prepared for a huge battle and
Dimitri's downfall next episode!"

(D/N)
"Hah! Fat chance!"


(A/N)
"Oh shut up Dimitri. Anyway, it's time to post
the Out List;

CAPTAIN FALCON
PRINCE MARTH
NESS
PICHU
JIGGLYPUFF
PIKACHU
DONKEY KONG
YOUNG LINK
DR. MARIO



MORE CONTESTY THINGS!

I have made a very bad typo on SSBM, Match 08.
If you can tell me what my huge mistake was,
you'll get an honorable mention! Oh, and for those that
are wondering about the "The Great Red Dragon"
issue, well, I reviewed one of his/her/it's fanfics. I,
personally, thought it were excellent. So I posted
a good review, saying I was happy that they finally made
a Lilo-Stitch pairing. Well, then the next day that
bafoon comes up and reviews this fic for the childish
and immature purpose of yelling at me because that
gutter-minded moron didn't know anything about Fanfiction
terms and thought Pairing meant, well, something else.
I don't want this 'fics rating shot up so read the reviews
if you will to laugh at The Great Red Dragon's idiocy.
In case you're wondering, no, I won't do this
to anyone else. I was just rather mad at that, erm,
person. The rest of you will get good mentions at one
point or other if you attend these contest thingies or
if I just kinda know you better than the rest.




So, now that I got that out of my system, we can
continue.


What will happen with the issue of Dimitri Aosis!?
Will they win or be enslaved in a frozen tundra
for all eternity!?
Find out next time, on..


SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
Live in it and Win a Mansion!!