DISCLAIMER:
**puts a phonograph in front of you all**
**a prerecorded message plays**
"I do not own Super Smash Bros melee or anything
associated with it."
**the record skips**
"Thank you -zrrt- Thank you -zrrt- Thank you -zrrt- Thank you -zrrt"
**Khan shoots the phonograph**
"Thaannnkk youuuuuuu.." **the voice fades away slowly**





D/N:
For his obvious treachery, Khan has been, how you say,
relieved of all duties involving the hosting of this little
contest, including notes. And while your votes are getting
down to some of the more powerful characters, I will make
sure to maul each and every one of them. Now then,
on with the pathetic slaughter that shall take place today
on..

(WARNING: This episode is rather long for this
fic's kind. And guess what? It's all battle, pretty
much! Get ready for one of the hugest clashes
in this fic's history, on..)


SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
=Live in it and Win a Mansion=




~*~/Match 10/~*~
---Clash of Hosts---



The remaining Smashers were all huddled up inside
the tent now - even the baddies. "Alright, everyone," Khan
said, looking at all of them with an extensive battle plan being
projected into midair via a hologrpahic projector thingy in the shape
of a small cube. "Dimitri will be arriving come dawn tomorrow.
This blizzard will be rougher than ever by then, I'm betting, which
will give us the stealth advantage, as we can hide amongst the snow
much easier. Nana and Popo, you two are best handling ice, so you
can orginize how the heck we'll pull this off without freezing to death.
Now then, the first attacks should be done by the swiftest of fighters,
and since Captain Falcon is gone we'll have to rely on Fox and Falco.
Don't bother with laser guns too much, he's got ninja-like skills and can
deflect almost every shot. Once he realizes what's going on, Link and
Roy will jump in with their swords and engage in close-range combat.
Why, oh why did the other swordsmen have to be voted off.."

"Hey, your fault for the whole 'what the people say counts' issue."
Kirby said, eating a cake.
"Feh." Khan said simply, continuing. "While they fight close-range,
we need to have constant replacements. All the other fighters, BE
READY AT ALL TIMES!! When the fighters are injured, I'm counting
on Peach, Game&Watch, and Zelda to cure and, if they're hungry, feed,
the fighter back to their feet. I'll hop in as one of the replacements if
things get rough."
"YOU can fight!?" Link said with a laugh.
"Psh, duh! You thought those horrid screamings were just
special effects?" Everyone blinked. "Of coarse they weren't! Now
then, we've got the basic battle plan set, just make sure not to kill
eachother and try to hide amongst the snow so he won't know
how many of us are going to overthrow him."




DAY THIRTEEN
Time: Dawn



A black corvette pulled into the driveway of the mansion, screeching
to a halt. Dimitri walked out in his usual black attire. His four Wraiths drove up
behind him in a rather large camper. He snapped his fingers as one of the
wraiths opened the back door; A vicious spider-like man walked out of the
back along with two horrible-looking wolf-like creatures and four more Wraiths.
The twelve of them walked up to the door and Dimitri knocked. He waited
impatiently before kicking the door down. "You ignorant fools!" he shouted,
walking into the blizzard. Everything in the mansion was covered in snow.
Dimitri calmed the storm just enough for him to be able to see better than
anyone else. "Hmm.. it's quiet.. Far too quiet.. Search the place! Split up!" Dimitri
said, staring around with an expression as cold as the storm around him as he
walked into the living room and into the heart of the storm.



One of the faceless cloaked.. things.. slithered into the kitchen,
staring around.. He heard a faint grunt and sensed strong magic, and
turned around to face Gannondorf's glowing purple fist, which ripped
through the Wraith. The creature of darkness hit the ground in shambles,
what was left of him turning into black smoke and fading away. Gannon then
dashed downwards to keep himself alive.


Another of the wraiths made the mistake of walking into one of the
unused guest rooms downstairs. The creature sniffed the air somehow,
and glared around, before two swords came down on the creature,
ripping it to shreds that instantly evaporated into black smoke after
a hideous scream. Link and Roy turned to face the other six wraiths that
were now slithering into the room, all of which had a long silver staff
out. "There goes the element of surprise." Roy muttered as his sword
lit up with flames once more.



Dimitri glared around the living room as he slowly walked upstairs.
As soon as he'd made it to the top, Fox kicked him in the jaw and off
the balcony. The demented host fell down and was about to hit the
ground when Falco jumped up and double-kicked him into the cieling.
Dimitri clung to the cieling like a spider and slowly unsheathed a ninja-like
sword (katana, is it?). Then he instantly teleported behind Falco, kicking
him to the ground and jabbing his sword down at the bird. Falco immediately
rolled out of the way. The blade jabbed into the floor and was instantly pulled
out with the greatest of ease as Dimitri glared at the two fighters surrounding him..
"Bring it on.."


All of the other smashers had seperated by now, in case you didn't know.



Peach, Zelda, Samus, and Game&Watch slowly backed away from
the huge demi-spider monstrosity in front of them. The creature's jagged
spiked legs lashed out at them, one making a small tear at the bottom of Peach's
dress as she jumped out of the way. Zelda jumped back as she transformed into
Shiek and instantly countered with a barrage of throwing knives as Samus charged
up a plasma shot or whatever it's called. The spider cackled as it deflected the
knives with ease and slowly advanced on the trio. "Any more bright ideas like
your idea to run into an empty room!?" Peach shouted at Samus. The bounty
hunter nodded. "Yeah, just one. Run!" Samus got down in stance and opened
fire as the group of four then began running away from the spider, going into a
hallway. The blast made contact, causing a huge explosion that filled the whole
room with smoke and much of the hallway they had already passed.



"Take this!" Roy shouted, grunting as his sword slammed into
the ground at two of the Wraiths, emitting a huge explosion that blasted
both into smoking dust. Link jabbed his sword into the last two of the
wraiths in the room, having no wounds other than a light scratch, and
the two dashed out of the room and into the living room area.



"TAKE THIS!!" Samus said, skidding to a halt as she heard
the spider coming closer down the dark, abnormally long hallway. She
opened fire and shot missile after missile after the spider, before catching
up to the other three. The spider continued after them through the flames like
a demon, however, and Samus turned around now and then to open
fire. Then Samus tripped on Yoshi and fell on her face. She turned around in horror
as the beast struck...

... and swallowed Yoshi whole. But the dino got stuck in it's throat
and the monster choked to death. "Well what do you know, Yoshi did
come in handy on this battle." Samus shrugged as she jumped up and met the
others in the living room.



"I'm tired of this folley of yours." Dimitri said, who'd been blocking every
one of the Star Fox team duo's punches and kicks. He grabbed Falco by the leg
and in the same instance swung him around into Fox, hurling both into Samus and
the others that just entered from the hallway. Link and Roy dashed in at that
same instance and clashed swords with Dimitri, before the three had a
stand-off, glaring at eachother. Dimitri motioned for them to start the first
strike. Roy and Link charged Dimitri at the same time. The dark host's sword
extended into a double-edged weapon as he swung it in circles, blocking an insane
barrage of attacks. "A bit unfair, wouldn't you say?" Dimitri said with a smirk, as
he wasn't putting near as much effort into his defense as Link and Roy were both
putting into their offense. He lept over the two, blocking an upwards strike by
Link, and when Roy lept up to attack, Dimitri placed a hand on his chest and send
electricity surging through the swordsman's body.


Roy fell to the ground, twitching from the shock, as Dimitri smirked
cruelly at Link, motioning towards himself. "Bring it on, elf-boy." he
scoffed as he took fighting stance. Link charged Dimitri the instant those
words left the sinister host's mouth. The dark swordsman laughed and
brought his sword up towards Link, who used his sword to block
the blow before having to quickly pull his sword up and down to
block the double-edged assault. Then Link swung at Dimitri,
but his aim was a bit off and he only cut Dimitri's arm just
enough to let a bit of blood out, before slashing upwards and
cutting Dimitri's double-edger into two normal swords.
Then he realized that he'd actually done a bad thing as
Dimitri swung both swords violently at Link's sides and
in every which way.


"Where the heck is Khan!?" Peach said, fanning Roy
as G&W cooked sausages and Zelda worked on healing
the poor child.


Meanwhile, in the kitchen..




Khan stood in the kitchen, cell-phone in hand. "Yeah,
hey guys, Yoshi got devoured by a monster - Prank call? No,
I'm not - You won't believe me either!? I'm telling the truth,
idiot!!"


Back to the battle.




Link blocked swipe after swipe of Dimitri's twin
swords, the cut in Dimitri's left arm not seeming to affect
his battle skills as he made a few shallow cuts in Link's
outfit. Then Link made a good blow to Dimitri's left hand,
making his sword go flying out of his hand as the dark
swordsman yelled in pain, blood trickling down to the
carpets as the blizzard stopped and was replaced by
a mini-star above them, heating the entire living room and
most of the surrounding rooms, and melting all the snow
as Dimitri continued to trade blows with Link - but now
that it was a fair one-on-one match it was a bit of a
standstill..



"Give it up, Dimitri!" Link said, nearly slicing Dimitri's
right hand. The dark knight smirked, and in an icy, murderous
voice, said, "Torqueo ad crucio." Link blinked. "What?"
Dimitri laughed. "Old latin.." he said, staring
behind Link as his sword slowly rose and began spinning
behind the green-clad warrior. "It means write in pain!!"

As soon as the word 'pain' left his lips, Dimitri's
sword shot into Link, who had barely enough time to
avoid a fatal cut as it made a light gash in his
shoulder. The sword, now acting as a homing
helecopter-blade/buzsaw, started attacking Link
on its own. "This isn't going to end well." Samus
said, sitting with all of the other smashers (except
Kirby for some reason) and taking a seat next
to Fox and Falco. "... 50 bucks says Dimitri wins."
Falco said, pulling out fifty dollars.
"Only fifty? Mere child's play." Samus said with a laugh.
Falco scowled. "Well how much do you suggest?"
"Five-hundred dollars on Link from me." Samus
said.
"Gaah! Five hundred dollars!?" Falco exclaimed. "That's
a month's paycheck!!"
"Unless you're too scared.."
"Heck no! Five hundred it is!"



"Now who should be giving up!?" Dimitri said with a
cruel laugh. Link jumped over the buz-saw as it spun at
his legs, while slashing out to block Dimitri's swipes. He traded
blows with Dimitri for a second before having to back up onto
the stairs as the buz-saw tore into the wall next to him. "You'll
be paying for that with the electricity once this is through."
Dimitri chuckled as he stabbed at Link a few times before going
back to impossibly quick slashing. Link did his best to deflect the
shots, being forced upstairs bit by bit; He yelled in shock as
the buzz-saw-sword tore through the wall in front of him and
fell backwards atop the stairs. The spinning sword immediately
swung in a wide arc and back down in an attempt to decapitate
Link. The knight rolled to the side as Dimitri began stabbing at
Link's body, the buzz-saw tearing through the floor. Link
jumped up to dodge one of Dimitri's blows as the buzzaw came
up from below where he was, slamming into Dimitri's sword and
sending it flying into a wall. Link gulped, taking mental note
not to try and deflect the buz-saw as it lunged at him again.


"BLAST YOU!!" Dimitri yelled, jerking his sword from
the wall. Kirby jumped up from behind Link, swallowing Dimitri's
buzz-saw sword in one gulp and spitting out his own version
of it, with a copied version of Dimitri's trenchcoat on. "Argh!" Dimitri
yelled. "That's it! The fair fighting is over!!" He held his fingers up
and whistled. The floor seemed to be shaking from mighty footsteps
as two wolf-like beasts bigger than rottwilers charging down the
hallway, their howling echoing throughout the entire mansion.

"Haven't you ever heard of a fair fight!?" Link said, highly
annoyed as Dimitri lunged at them once more with his sword,
slashing at Link as Kirby kept himself from being eaten
by one of the dogs. The other wolflike beast charged at Link,
who turned for a second to slash it away before having to quickly
turn back around in a split-second to just barely block Dimitri's
next assault. The dog instantly turned back around, as if the
wound didn't affect it, it's eyes shining yellow. Dimitri laughed.
"Don't you know anything?! Those things are zombies!!"


"Zombies, huh?" Khan said, appearing in the opposite
hallway. "Kirby, go back with the others. Link, take care
of Dimitri. I'll deal with the hounds." Link nodded as he
blocked more of Dimitri's attacks, as Khan whistled for
the dogs and kicked both of them in the rump. They growled
as Khan miowed and began running down the hallway, the
beasts in close pursuit.


Kirby hopped down to where the others were
watching as Link began another vicious assault to
Dimitri, Khan off in another room chanting a spell
to destroy the undead creatures.

"Playtime is over, boy." Dimitri said as the
heat from the artificial sun above began intensifying.
He laughed as a sandstorm came from nowhere and
began tearing through the mansion. "I'm through
holding back."


"Shouldn't we help him!?" Zelda shouted,
Mewtwo keeping a shield around the whole group
to deflect the storm.
"Mewtwo's too busy keeping this shield up
to track them, and the sandstorm is far too strong
to make it through if we tried to help him!" Peach
said, looking around.
"Beep eep blaleep!" G&W added in.


Dimitri immediately continued the brutal assault,
his sword knocking down pictures of Ice Dragoness,
SimDork the Author, and Blissey from the wall.


Link fought back as best as he could, as the
storm was only blowing in the lower part of the mansion
(although no one else could figure it out that were
down there), and was basically a guarentee that no
one would, or for that matter could, jump in to help.
But Dimitri was fighting with a viciousness not
seen untill now. Persperation covered Link's body,
from both the extreme heat above and from strenuous
excersize from having to protect himself from Dimitri's
assault. (Wow, world record for most 'from's used in
a single moment of action... or not.)


"Sweating already?" Dimitri said with a
cruel laugh. "But I'm just warming up!!"

A shadow form of himself lept out at Link
with a sword as real as Dimitri's own. Link yelled
and jumped out of the way, slashing the shadow-clone,
destroying it as it faded away. Then link looked around
in horror; He'd lost track of Dimitri...
And before he could react, he felt the hilt of Dimitri's
sword bash up against him, before Dimitri's boot
kicked him down the hall back onto the balcony of
the living room. Dimitri laughed as he brought his
sword's hilt down on Link's neck, knocking him out. Dimitri
lifted his sword, ready to bring it down on Link's neck.
"Now, my friend..." he said, ".. Tempus fortuna morior..."



Suddenly, a huge blast shot through the
sandstorm and hit Dimitri. He growled angrily and
looked down as Samus lept up to the balcony, Fox
and Falco clung to her. They let go and landed on the
balcony next to Samus. Dimitri took stance once more,
his left arm paralyzed, blue bolts of electricity showing
the damage Samus' blast had done. "Grr.." he said,
glaring at all three. Then he saw Khan behind him,
with a bag containing the ashes of both dead dogs,
and a smirk across the pirate's face.
"Game over, Dimitri." Khan said. Suddenly,
in a flash of light, the sandstorm subsided.
"It'll NEVER be game over!!" Dimitri said.
He roared, a black glow emitting from his body
as the entire foundation of the mansion shook with
his awesome power. Then, in another flash of light,
a fox-like creature in white robes floated down, along
with an elderly man in white wizard's robes, a blonde
woman in brown robes, a green-skinned creature in
a floating contraption of some sort, a dark-green-skinned
creature that was one of the talest, a three-legged,
blue-skinned creature, and last, a man in armor and
helecopter-like blades attacked to his arms.

"No.. it-it can't be.." Dimitri said as everyone
stared at the seven. "How dare you track me here!!"

"Dimitri," said the eldest, "we've finally found
you. You have been charged with wreaking
havoc and disturbing balance in over 5,295 galaxies,
not including this one, and for over 6,028,277,593,011
cases of deliberate murder, and for the illegal use
of forbidden magic!"

"Feh, put a sock in it old timer!" Dimitri said.
"What makes you think you can catch me this time!?
I've escaped you pathetic imbeciles every time
before now!"


Samus dragged the spider-monster's corpse out
to the council. She was about to ask them if they
could help when Fox stopped her. "I don't think
these people are joking, Samus." he said. "We'd
best leave them alone." He used his laser-gun to
cut Yoshi out of the monster's neck, before dragging
him out of the mansion. Dimitri vanished out of
thin air, leaving behind only the echoing words
of "You'll NEVER catch Dimitri Aosis!!"
as the seven High Council members disappeared in a
flash of light, chasing down Dimitri.


"Well, looks like we did it, fellows." Khan said.
Everyone cheered wildly; worst enemies shook
eachother's hands; Yoshi woke up outside and
whined because he lost; G&W cheered in the
usual style of "BEEP BEEP BEHEEP BEEP!!";
Samus and Fox hugged eachother then backed
away from eachother with a nervous cough from
both; and everyone else just plain cheered.




"And about the mess.." Khan added. Everyone
quieted down. "... it will be taken care of overnight.
Just get a good night's sleep. Oh, and some of the
bedrooms are, well.. destroyed, so Samus, Game&Watch,
you two will have to share rooms with some of the
other smashers."
"I voulenteer to house Samus!" Fox said,
making sure he DIDN'T have to bunk with G&W.
Do you realize how obnoxious hearing Beeps
all night is!? G&W snores in his sleep and beeps
instead of snoring, so.. do the math.



"Ok, so I'll leave it to you to decide who
gets the snorer." Khan said, leaving the mansion.
Everyone (Samus and Fox excluded) glared
at one another..

Yep, we can all see another brawl about to take
place.


~*~/End Match 10/~*~
~*~/The Loser: Yoshi/~*~


Author's Note:


I'M FINALLY BACK!! Woohoo!! Unfortunately
Dimitri is still free.. The council couldn't catch him
in time. But still!!
Hope you liked the intense (I hope) fighting scene.
Will that shoot my rating up to PG-13, dare I ask?
Please warn me so I can keep the proper rating.
Anyway, even though you probably already know, here's
the Out List once more;


CAPTAIN FALCON
PRINCE MARTH
NESS
PICHU
JIGGLYPUFF
PIKACHU
DONKEY KONG
YOUNG LINK
DR. MARIO
YOSHI


Wow. A lot, huh?


And, uh, so sorry for not having many mentions of
reviewers in this one..


Anyway, now that things have calmed down, could a spark
of romance be filling the air as Spring draws near? Or
will it lead to a horribly soap-opera-parodic tale?
Find out if Ridge Forrester or someone of the sort will
make a special appearance and more, next time on..



SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE
Live in it and Win a Mansion!!


And Remember;
My little contest is ALWAYS going on!
So if you think you know the answer, PLEASE
post in your review so I'll know who to put in
the fic, because my E-Mail has a "junk filter"
that often deletes emails that aren't junkmail..
So anyone that makes an effort to
answer (I can tell if you're just acting because
I'm just that scary o_O) will have a mention
on almost every episode I make after recieving
the answer - Just don't expect me to always remember,
please.. *sniff* It's hard. Eheh.
So anyway, be seein' ya next time.