Disclaimer: Okay, I never made up anything from Hamtaro, so I give credit to all those who put hard work into creating it over in Japan!
ps: thoughts are in 'those'
when someone exadgerates or copys some one speech...*those* are around it.


"No one know the troble around here,
Yet they always go to the rear." Jingle ramble on.
"Doesn't he know when to stop?! He's driving me crazy!" Howdy exclaimed, "We should be off getting our thing for our picnic and...."
"Did I hear someone say *picnic*?!" Cappy came running through the door.
"Oh no," Hamtaro mumbled to himself, "That's what we need, two people coming with an even group!"
"Hamtaro," Bijou wispered to him, "We should include them, they deserve it. Plus, who cares if it is two more added to an even group...and also, if two is added to an even group...then it's still going to be even!"
'Why do I even say stuff out loud?!' thought Hamtaro 'Well, let's just ruin our picnic by bring *a wandering
ham poet*!!'
"C'mon," Pashimina shouted over the ruccuse, "Let's just go to our picnic!!"
"SURE!!" Everyone else (except Hamtaro) shouted.
As everyone else left, Bijou went over to Hamtaro.
"Is something the matter?" Bijou was really worried about Hamtaro.
At that same moment everyone's (except Boss' and Jingle's) owners were walking by and noticed them. When all the owned ham-hams were at home...Boss and Jingle were chased by a ferocious dog...and were forced to stay hidden behind Brandy, in his dog house, for a long time.
~~Back in the Ham-ham clubhouse~~
"....Well, I just don't want to go on the picnic..."Hamtaro mumble, just loud enough so Bijou could hear him.
"I guess me and you could have our own picnic, right here in the Ham-ham clubhouse!" Bijou replied.
"Okay, just as long as we find the only key to the club house, lock the door, and block off any other way in!" Hamtaro said...already looking for the key, which was under the welcome mat.
"Why would you want to do that?" Bijou said, following Hamtaro with her confused eyes.
"Less talk....more searching!!" Hamtaro snapped back.
"Well, I know where the key is!" Bijou said with a bright smile, "You are standing right above it!"
And she was right. He was standing on the welcome mat, directly above the key!
~To be continued in Chapter 4~