Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh (well I don't at least hehe)

Spark: Okay sorry I haven't been writing in this Fic. I've been busy with..SCHOOL WAHHHHHHH well most you people thought I died huh? Well im not im alive and kicken ass well cant sit because I was urban sledding down my stairs and you get the picture my ass hit the stir and it hurts to sit but I was about to abandon this Fic cause I thought no one cared but thanks to a person who's anyomines I didn't well here's the fic.

*Update* Lil isn't going to be in this chapter because she's writing her own fic and plus she is busy with Tennis for High School. And if anyone wants to know im in 8th grade so here is my butymis (wonderful) Fic. The person who is going to replace lil in this chapter is Drum roll please...Avril Lavine YAY CELEBRITY well call her Avi

At the bar

Spark: yay were are at the bar hooray

Avi: Cant wait to get some Root beer (don't think im dissing Avril Lavine she's cool so don't think that I hate out or anything)

Spark: hey bartender!

Mokuba: yes what would you like kids

Kaiba: WHAT!?!?! MOKUBA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Mokuba: O hey big brother I got a job they think im a midget hairy old guy cool huh?

Y. Bakura: whatever kid hey get me some bud light and Bakura here some lemonade

Bakura: yah that would be nice Yami thanks ^_^

Y. Bakura: yah whatever o and*whispers into Mokubas ear* be sure to spike his lemonade

Mokuba: sure

Kaiba: just get me some water

Yami: I want.. Vodka

Yugi: ill get some lemonade please

Spark: hmmm... let me see I will get a... Virgin Margarita (it's a margarita but with no achohal)

Mokuba: will that be all

All: yup

Mokuba: that will be $120 please

All whistle and stare at Kaiba

Kaiba: hey im not paying for you shit pay it yourself... Fine ill pay for the damn drinks.

All: yay

All of the sudden they see the Celtic Guardian all drunk

Celtic: hey everybody does my hat look like a salad bowl? Hey start putting salad in here and lets *hiccup* see

Spark: don't forget the dressing

Joey: ya I have ranch *starts pouring the dressing in*

Honda: here's a fork

Celtic: hey thanks *starts eating salad* mmmmmmmm good

Avi: hey I think Celtic fainted!

Spark: hey lets poke him!

Yugi: I got chopsticks

Yami: tie the chopsticks together

Bakura: here is some string

Y. Bakura: that's not string dumass that my hair you need glasses or something!

Mia: hey lets pull some of his hair and use it as string

Tea: okay *grabs shaver* where should we start

Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO my beautiful hair get away from me

Spark: lets use Teas hair

Tea: sure why not *starts to shave hair off*

Avi: HAHAHAHA Tea's a skinhead now

All: BUAHAHAHAHHAHA

Dark Magician pops out of nowhere

Dark M: man Celtic you ruined your helmet now I cant sell in on e-bay dam nit come on lets go get drin. never mind ill get myself one your passed out

Spark: okay lets poke him on the count of 3 1..2..3... POKE HIM

Celtic: OWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!

Avi: YAY he's alive my creation is alive BWUAHAHAHAHAHA

All: O_o okay..

Spark: I think I need a bag of sugar

Mokuba: here's your bag of sugar

Spark: hey thanks

Gobbles all the sugar down

Spark: HEHEHEHHEHEHHEE *jumps on Y. Bakura*

Y. Bakura: what the...

Bakura: O my god Yami you a.CHIBI

Y. Bakura: the hell *looks at himself in the mirror* fuck I don't want to be a weak kid damn you Spark

Spark: *sniff* *sniff* you hate me j_j

Kaiba: he doesn't hate he he's just mad

Spark: o okay then ^_^

Avi: she could really heal fast huh?

Joey: yup she sure does

Honda: especially with sugar

Mai: hey Spark are you okay

Spark: hmhmhmh hehehehheHAHAHAHAH *eyes start to glow*

Oscar Myers comes with his news crew

Oscar: here we are at the latest night club it seems that Spark is up to it again lets see what she's going to do to these poor souls

Tea: im getting the hell out of here *runs away*

All: aaaahhhhhhhhh what is she doing to us...

Everyone opens their eyes

Spark & Avi: awwwwwww how cute CHIBIS

All: what *looks at the mirror* aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Oscar: * in a chibi voice* now yous nows whads barky ib cabipal to do

Spark & Avi: ewwwwwww he ugly lets kick him out

Oscar: awwwwwwwww ib be bags agins to gets yooooooouuuuuuuuuu

Spark: lets see how much fun we can have with our new collectibles

Avi: o yah haha

Spark & Avi: come here little cutie chibis..

All Chibis: hehe RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Authors Notes:

Okay everybody I didn't abandon my Fic but please REAVIEW GIVE ME SOME IDEAS PLEASE ANYTHING THANKZ

ILL TRY TO PUT MY NEXT CHAPTER BY NEXT WEEK OR SO THIS CHAPTER WASENT SO FUNNY HUH? ITS BECAUSE ITS 1:30am AND IM REALLLY TIRED SO BYEZ FOR NOW