Disclaimer: Hey everybody I don't own Yu-gi-oh so No Sueing! Hehe

What's up everybody! Long time no reading huh? Well I'm back for now. I'm sorry that I didn't update for a while cause I was sorta busy and stuff with essays and homework and all that crappy stuff well here is a new chapter to A Night At The Bar. If some of you people aren't in it, it was because my Internet isn't working and I can't remember who wanted to be in my chappi well here it goes!

All: YAY!

***If I forgot anyone im sooo sorry I kinda have bad memory now hehe "^_^****

Y. Bakura: Yah sure do you forgot how to measure in Science and you failed History!

Spark: HEY! DID I tell you to tell all the reviewers my grades on my report CARD!

Y. Malik: Hey Y. Bakura I double dog dares you to tell her grades to everyone! * Diabolical laughter*

Spark: OH nO you DON'T! * Whacks Y. Malik and Y. Bakura with mallet*

Kaiba: god damn that got'a hurt.

Bakura: this may not sound like me but please START THE GODDAM BLOODY STORY!

Y. Bakura: ... That doesn't sound like you but . hey Spark get on with the story.

Spark: ... ookkkaaay..

Bakura: Thank you ^_^

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(Wherever the hell we were)

Spark: Man I loved to burn things but. I think im out of gas.

Joey: hey lets go to the gas station and fill them up!

Mai: Hey Joey has finally a good idea! Joey: hey im not all brains ya know.

Spark: O_o I didn't get it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(At the gas station)

Joey: Hey lets play tag with the gas!

Malik: okay!

Everyone playing with gasoline

Y. Bakura: hey I think ill lit a blunt!

Spark: Y. Bakura. you don't smoke.

Y. Bakura: oh yah. ill just lite the match then!

Tea: No! Listen to me! If you lite the match well all explode!

Kaiba: Since when did we listen to Tea?

Y. Malik: uh.. Never?

Spark: yah. go ahead Y. Bakura lit away!

Y. Bakura: okay! Hey. where's Bakura?

Everyone hears snoring in the background

Malik: Hey isn't that Bakura snoring?

Y. Bakura: but. Bakura never snores.weird oh well

Pores a bucket of water on him

Bakura: WHAAAA ttthh.aaaatttss. cccooLD!

Yugi: hey that mean!

Yami: No it isn't its funny hehe

Bakura starts crying

Spark: HEY! NO ONE MAKES BAKURA CRY! BUT ME! NoO I lie

Y. Bakura: YAH! No one makes Bakura cry!

All step away from Y. Bakura because his eyes are turning red

Yugi: uh.Bakura, what's with your Yami? I think he's going to kill US?!?!

Malik: Hey isn't this the same thing that happened to Sushomuro in Inyuyasha when his eyes turned red and he turned into a demon white wolf? And Inyuyasha killed him!

All: O_o

Malik: leave me alone! *Runs and hides in a corner*

Spark: I loovve Inyuyasha!

Inyuyasha comes out of nowhere

Inyu: HUH!?!

Spark: *screams a high-pitched scream* KAWAII!

Inyu: BYE!

Mai: Hey look what Joeys wearin!

Kaiba: Hey Joey.what does BOFU mean on your sweater?

Joey smiling and stuff: It means..Buy Us Fuck You!

All Do anime fall

Spark slaps Joey on the side of the head: You aint black retard!

Joey: Bye then!

Joey walks away and hits a car

Joey: Damn! Who the fuck hit me!

Tea: Joey. no one hit you. you ran into a parked car

Tristan: HAHA YA DUMDASS BLOND! (NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES OR ANYTHING)

Spark: When will he learn?

Mai: I hate the outdoors! There's icky bugs everywhere!

Y. Malik: Hey where Bakura and his Yami?

Malik: I don't know lets go look!

Yami: hmm.. Wonder where they are.

After and hour of walking

Yugi: hey hear that!?!

Everyone hears noises behind the bushes

Spark: what..the FUCK!

Everyone looks behind the bushes and see Bakura and Yami Bakura.

Spark: Hey! I WANT SOME TOO!

Yugi: Yah! I want raspberries too

Y. Bakura with a mouthful of berries: You snooze you lose we found them first!

Bakura: Yami give them some here Spark you can have some of mine

Yugi: I loooove berries! HeheeheHEHHEHHAHHAHA

Yami come running: Hey.*breathing hard from running* don't.let Yugi have any Berries. they'll make him go hyper!

Joey: aw to late he ate some

Tristan: Yah what's a little couple berries going to do to him.

Yami: you don't now him that well then id better take cover if I were you.

Y. Bakura: Everyone grab you hikaris and RUN! Come on Bakura lets get

Y. Malik: Yah come on Malik lets scatter too Malik: but. I want to see Yugi go crazy. not fair

Joey: well see him later hehe

Mai: well bye!

Spark: Hey don't take Tea with you hehe!

Tea: Don't leave me with ..HIM!

Yugi: hehe time to kill! *Grabs Dagger*

Yami: gooo Yugi Kill Tea!

Spark: ohhh shiny knife hehehe! ILL JOIN YOU YUGI!

All: Hey me Too!

Y. Bakura: It's almost Halloween too! In two more days to!

To Be Continued...

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Author Notes: How was that for a chapter! Well I PROMISE to write a chapter for Halloween! HEHE THE TIME OF HORROR! Well see you on Halloween! HheheheHaahAHAMWHAHAHA

Bakura: Please REad & REview!

Malik: Please!

Yugi: Please give Us SOME IDES FOR OUR COSTUMES FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER AND GIVE US SOME ITEMS AND STUFF PLEASE!

Yami: Yah what Yugi said

Everyone: Ja ne