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Bishounen Adoption Agency

Sirus: *sits at receptionist desk, staring at the wall*

Phone: *rings*

Sirus: *picks up the phone* Bishounen Adoption Agency, how may I help you?

Caller #1: I'd like to adopt a Bishounen.

Sirus:  Really now?  Well, that's probably why you called here.

Caller #1: Yes, but he must be hot.

Sirus: Yes, that's why he's a bishounen.

Caller #1: Well, I want a bishounen.

Sirus: You know what?  Your stupid, therefore no bishounen for you! Bye bye!

Caller #1: But...

Sirus: *hangs up the phone*

Customer #1: *walks through the door* Good morning.  I would like to adopt a bishounen.

Sirus: *twitches* Fine.  Nemesis!  NEMESIS!

Nemesis: *walks out of secret room* Yes!

Customer #1: I want a blonde bishounen.

Nemesis: Do you have a preference?

Customer #1: He has to be blonde.

Nemesis: What show dumbass?

Customer #1: Gravitation...I want Yuki.

Nemesis: Sorry, he's taken. *pushes customer out of the window*

Sirus: *now wearing a paperclip crown* That wasn't very nice. *picks up ringing phone* Hello?

Caller #2:  Hello.  I would like to purchase a bishounen.

Sirus: -___-' You can't purchase a bishounen!  This ain't no freaking department store!  Now would you like to adopt a bishounen?

Caller #2: Okay...

Sirus: Okay, but you must be prepared to pay a fee.

Caller #2:  Then wouldn't it be a purchase?

Sirus: No...

Caller #2: Okay...I think I'll call back later.

Sirus: Okay...Bye bye! *hangs up* What a weirdo...ALTOIDS!!!

Nemesis: No altoids for you.

Trowa: Can I get out of the closet?

Nemesis: No...It's my hiding place for you.

Phone: *rings*

Sirus:  Hello?  Bishounen Adoption Agency, how may I help you?

Mystery Caller X, who sounds a lot like ChaChaChica:  Shh!  Don't speak!  Is this a secure line?  *looks around furtively*

Sirus: Maybe?  Do you want to adopt a bishounen?

ChaChaChica:  Oops, wrong number.  Oh well! I'll adopt one anyway!  Do you have one with doggy ears, white hair, and red clothes?

Sirus: ??? Do you have access to security cameras? We just got one of those.

ChaChaChica: Security cameras?? *fidgets nervously* What security cameras? I don't know about the security cameras right above the entrance to the warehouse...

Nemesis: Dammit Shido...get back in the box. 

Sirus: @__@ I knew it!  You work for the government.

Nemesis: Down with Tito...I mean government.

ChaChaChica: Government?! Where?! *looks around frantically, ducks as people in suits walk by* AHHHH! CIA AGENTS!!!  I knew they were looking for me! Dog-boy in red clothes, slice 'em in half.

Sirus: *currently hiding from CIA agents...with a lifetime supply of poptarts*

Nemesis: SIRUS!!! Where are my poptarts?!

Sirus: *has already eaten all the poptarts in the building*

ChaChaChica: *hides the poptarts she stole from Sirus*

Nemesis: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S BACK!!!

Sirus: *sniffs around* I smell...poptarts. Grr...

Nemesis: Board up the windows...lock the doors...head for Iceland.

ChaChaChica: *grabs her secret supply of poptarts and heads for Iceland*

Sirus:  L

Customer: *walks in*

Sirus: *barks at customer* Leave! Head for Iceland! The gypsies are coming!

Nemesis: It's worse then the gypsies...IT'S A COW!!!

ChaChaChica: *comes in wearing parka with a polar bear on a leash* I'm back! I had to come back because I ran outta poptarts.  Now give me Inu-Yasha!

Sirus: ?? Je ne parle pas la anglaise.

ChaChaChica: NO! Not an anglaise! Inu-Yasha!!!

Nemesis: No hablo ingles.

ChaChaChica: NO! Not hablo! Inu-Yasha!

Sirus: Non Inu-Yasha pour tu!

Nemesis: Inu-Yasha es Hellion's!

ChaChaChica:  Hey! I am Hellion! What is you dysfunction?  I am Hellion so he is mine! MINE!!!

Nemesis: Tu es stupido.

Sirus: Nemesis tu es bete...et je n'aime pas tu!

Nemesis: Tu es enferma Nazi bastardjo.

Sirus: Va....

Nemesis: Riiight...

ChaChaChica: Don't make me whip out the Korean!! MY INU-YASHA!!! MINE I SAY!!! MINE!!!

Nemesis: Hello...welcome to Bishounen adoption agency, how may I help you?

ChaChaChica: *grabs head in frustration* AHHH!!! INU-YASHA...MINE!!! *calmly* I've come to adopt a doggy boy with doggy ears, white hair, and gold eyes, wearing red clothes and carries a wicked awesome sword...

Nemesis:  Okay...*goes into back room and pulls out Inu-Yasha*...that will be 50 bishounen chips.

Sirus: Yum! Bisho chips.

Inu-Yasha: Hey you fu***** bastards.  Why are you fu***** selling me.  You cant do that you stupid piece of s***!

ChaChaChica: Yay! Mine!...what are bishounen chips?

Nemesis: Just give me 50 yen.

ChaChaChica: Okay!  *hands over yen and pulls out leash* *puts leash on Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: You b****! What the hell do you think you're doing?

ChaChaChica: *croons* Come on...be a good boy...lets go for a walks.  *leaves pulling Inu-Yasha behind her*

Sirus: Bye bye!  Don't come back.

Shido: *walks out of secret room*  Nemesis, where is hell is my hairbrush? *swipes at the little fairy follower thingy* And get this damned thing away from me.

Nemesis: Fine. *traps fairy follower thingy in a jar*  Here's your hairbrush. *hands him hairbrush* And you're the only damned one in this room.

Shido: -____-'''''''

ChaChaChica: *walks back in, disguised as a man with Inu-Yasha behind her, disguised as a women*

Sirus: Dude looks like a lady!  And that lady looks like a dude!  Attack of the transvestites!

Inu-Yasha: *has tape over his mouth* Mphf m buh m phes!!!

ChaChaChica:  *in a gruff voice* Don't mind him—I mean, her.  She's just excited. *pats Inu-Yasha's head* He I—I mean, she, wishes to adopt another—I mean—A bishounen.

Sirus: This is disturbing.

Nemesis: Okay...does *she* know who *she* wants?

ChaChaChica: Yes he-she does.  She wants a perverted monk.

Sirus: @_@ HEY!

Inu-Yasha: *eyes widen and then glares* Nmph leemph domp wanna!!

Nemesis: And the name would be what?

ChaChaChica:  His name is Miroku. *leans forward and listens* She's got a bit of a crush on him.

Inu-Yasha: *eyes widen again* *kicks ChaChaChica*

ChaChaChica:  Damn it, forgot about his-her good hearing.  You wouldn't happen to have a rope, would ya?  I need to tie down my girlfriend.

Inu-Yasha: *kicks ChaChaChica*

Sirus: *in mask* I, the masked avenger will not let Miroku fall into the hands of crossdressing fiends!

Nemesis: -___-''''' Okay....

Sirus: Happy happy joy joy Pam like cheese and cat toys!

ChaChaChica: Hey! I'm not a crossdresser! He is! *points to Inu-Yasha* I mean she! I mean, not crossdresser! That's how she always looks! (A/N: Nemesis: And it ain't pretty)

Inu-Yasha: *kicks ChaChaChica*

ChaChaChica: Ouch...now I want, I mean, SHE, wants Miroku!

Inu-Yasha: *kicks her again*

Sirus: Crossdresser alert! *red lights flash* Guess what I'm not wearing....socks! HAHA!

ChaChaChica: My girlfriend wants Miroku.  Don't ask why.  It's a secret.

Inu-Yasha: *kicks her again*

ChaChaChica: What is your problem? You know you want him sweetie...

Inu-Yasha: *kicks her over and over again*

Sirus: Miroku is not for sale.

ChaChaChica: AHHHHHHHHH! MUST. HAVE. MIROKU.  *goes into must-have mode and runs around in circles while Inu-Yasha tries to sneak away* *pulls on leash again* Hey! Where are you going?

Nemesis: Riiiight...you two are boring now. *pushes ChaChaChica and Inu-Yasha into garbage shoot*

Sirus: *pushes Nemesis in after them* Now I'm in trouble.  Maybe I should hide. *runs into wall, passes out*

Nemesis: *walks back into office and see Sirus* ^______^ *picks her up and throws her in closet and locks her in there* She's all yours Kale!

Kale: It's about time too!

Nemesis: Have fun! *walks away leaving Sirus in closet*

Sirus: X__X *is still unconscious*

Customer: *walks in* I'd like a bishounen.

Nemesis: Really...I never would have guessed.

Customer: He needs Persian blue eyes.

Nemesis: *figures out who customer is* Do you have a show preference?

Customer: Gundam Wing...

Nemesis: Sorry Relena...You can't have Heero.

Customer also known as Relena: But I must have him.

Nemesis: Too bad.

Relena: *leaves*

Nemesis: *head in hands* I need an aspirin. *leaves room in search of aspirin*

Cat: *walks in after Nemesis leaves* Hello?

Phone: *rings*

Sirus: PHONE!!! *runs to answer phone* *runs into closet door* Owwie... *opens door and runs to phone* Hello?

ChaChaChica: *disguising her voice to sound like an old lady* Heello... I would like to adopt Miroku.

Sirus: *knows who its is* Goku?

ChaChaChica: Goku? No no no....I said Miroku.

Sirus: No shoe? But...I have shoes.

ChaChaChica: *in normal voice* NO!!! I SAID MIROKU!!!

Sirus: Bye! *hangs up*

Nemesis: *walks into room* Phone call?

Sirus: ChaChaChica... *reads Akari manga*

Nemesis: Ahhhh... *looks and sees Cat* Hey Cat.

Cat: Hey!

Nemesis: Ya here for Yuki?

Cat: Yup.

Nemesis: Okay...gemme a minute to go get him.

Cat: Okay...

Nemesis: *walks through door marked G*

Cat: *to Sirus* That a good manga?

Sirus: *sings the goldfish jingle*

Cat: -____-''''' Riiight....

Nemesis: *walks out of room talking to Yuki*

Yuki: So I get to leave?

Nemesis: *nods*

Yuki: *walks up to Cat* You the one taking me?

Cat: *nods*

Yuki: Let's go. *walks out dragging Cat*

Phone: *rings*

Sirus: moshi moshi

Caller: Yes, I'd like to adopt two bishounens.

Sirus: Okay...their names please?

Caller: Heero and Van.

Sirus: Hold please?

Caller: Sure thing.

Sirus: *puts down phone* Nemesis...over the phone...do I need the name of the adoptee?

Nemesis: Yes Sirus...how else are we going to know who to give them too?

Sirus: Finger printing?

Nemesis: No...

Sirus: Okay... *picks phone up* I need your name too.

Caller: Iurka Yuywell.

Sirus: Come by in an hour.

Iurka Yuywell: Okay. *hangs up*

Sirus: *hangs up*

Nemesis: Who was that?

Sirus: Some girl named Iurka Yuywell.

Nemesis: Okay...who did she want?

Sirus:  *making paperclip jewelry to go with paperclip crown* Heero and Van.

Nemesis: Okay...*goes in back room to get Heero and Van*

Sirus: *finishes paperclip cape* I'm royal.

Nemesis: Yeah...a royal ass with no ass.

Sirus: Hey! Leave my almost ass alone.

Nemesis: -____-'''' Yes your hien-no-ass.

Duo: Can I adopt a bishounen?

Nemesis: No, you can't Duo.

Duo: Why?

Nemesis: Because you are one of the very bishounens that some fangirl, authoress, or otuka might want to adopt.

Sirus: NO! *glomps Duo* MINE!!!!

Duet: *walks through door, detaches Sirus from Duo, and leaves dragging Duo behind her*

Sirus: Ohhh...*lowers head*

Nemesis: Thank god...it might get quieter!

Computer: *beeps*

Nemesis: *goes to check computer* Hey! I have mail! *checks mail* -___-''''

Email from Duo: I AM NOT LOUD!!!!

Sirus: -___-''' *falls* *thud*

Customer: *walks through door* I'm here to pick up my bishounens.

Nemesis: Did you order any bishounens?

Customer: Yes...under the name Iurka Yuywell.

Nemesis: Okay...let me go get them. *goes into back room*

Iurka Yuywell: Okay...I can wait.

Nemesis: *comes out with Heero and Van*  Here ya go.

Heero and Van: *grab Iurka Yuywell and drag her out the door*

Sirus: *flys out the window*

Nemesis: -___-''''

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End Note: More coming soon!