Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-gi-oh or other characters that I might mention here in MY fic. Hehe ^_^

UPDATED: 11/27/02

Welcome Welcome to Spark-gurls fic! I know I haven't updated in a Long time that's because I didn't have any ideas and I had to go to the Hospital to see my uncle cause he had to get operation so I've been having a pretty WeIrD and CrAzY month! But that doesn't surprise me because im WeIrD and CrAzY!

Bakura: She kinda is babysitting her cousins right now because her aunt was looking for someone to baby-sit them while she was keeping my uncle company.

Y. Bakura: That's pretty much it but this is going to be two WeIrD chapters because the first chapter is going to be about.

Spark: SHUT UP! Don't give it away!

Bakura: Yami! You should really learn how to keep quite!

Y. Bakura: Well. SOOOORRY!

All: whatever.

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Chapter 8: a Very Very VERY late Halloween!

Spark: hey Yugi Why don't you dress up for it to kill tea!

Yugi: all Right! I want to be the..

Yami: Dark Magician!

Yugi: okay! Ill be him ^_^

Bakura: ill be the.

Y. Bakura: the Change Of Heart

Bakura: well alright then

Malik: ill be.

Y. Malik: just be yourself. your crazy enough that you look like a freak haha

Malik: have you looked in the mirror stupid-ass and you'll see a freak because we LOOK THE SAME!

Tea: awww you got moted right there haha

Kaiba: Shut the FUCK up Tea your annoying as it is

Mokuba: Kaiba what does fuck mean?

All: OoO

Kaiba: shit.

Joey: Mokuba! That's a bad word

Mokuba: hey what does shit mean?

Kaiba: Don't say such things there bad!

Mokuba: Fuck.

Tristan: Awww fuck just screw it he's already going to say them anyway!

Spark: I'm going to Hawaii yay yay im going to Hawaii yay yay

Bakura: Oo Can I go with you pweese!

Spark: you can go with me . when I get the money! Hehe

Y. Bakura: Are you going to do Halloween yes or no!

Mai: I'm a princess!

Joey: yah the princess of all sluts!

Mai: Joey Wheeler! You get your ass over here right this instant!

Joey: how about Instant soup in stead hehe

Spark: Hey Y. Malik, Malik, and Y. Bakura come over here I have something to tell you!

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At the corner of the Bar

Spark: So you all know what were going to do this Halloween!

Malik: I forgot again hehe

Y. Malik: Idiot!

Spark: Okay here it is again

We are going to dress up to match the background outside We will grab some eggs, toilet paper and gum. We will take the trick-or-treaters candy and ran like crazy If anyone try's to take our candy, talk to us or touch us we bite them And last but not least act crazy and pshcyo and mental

Y. Bakura: you really didn't really have to say the last one because were CrAzY and PsYcHo and MeNtAl already!

Malik: True True

Spark: who cares I was trying to make a list so sue me!

Y. Malik: OKAy!

Spark: I was kiddin!

Malik: lets get back before the others notice!

All: okay!

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Back with the others

Bakura: Yami were did you go!

Y. Bakura: no where important hey lets go before those little weird creatures get all the sweet, tasty, watery, delicious, tangy, magnificent.

Yami: we GET YOUR point!

Yugi: those little creatures are called kids dressed in costumes.

Spark: whatever

Tea: Lets get going everyone!

Everyone ignoring Tea

Mai: Lets get going everyone!

All: Okay!

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All Outside the Bar for the very first time

Y. Bakura: AWWW my eyes!

Bakura: Its dark there's no sun out idiot!

Y. Bakura: oh right hehe I forgot

Spark: Well yah whatever um..hey Malik. Y. Malik, Y. Bakura lets go!

Yugi: where are you guys going.*Yugi looking all sad*

Spark: um.. Somewhere well be back though! ^_^

Yugi: I whanna go too! *Starts to quiver his lip*

Bakura: uh-oh here is comes!

Yugi: WHAAAAAA I..I..WHA..WHANNA G..G..GO ..TOO! WHAAAAA!

Yami: aww Yugi.. um.. hey LOOK! They're giving out free Mountain Dews!

Yugi and Spark: Where! Where!

Yami: Come on Yugi! Ill show you!

Yugi: Kay ^_^

Spark: I whanna go too! I want Mountain Dew! Let Me GO!!!

Malik: NO! WE HAVE TO GO WELL GET MOUNTIN DEW LATER OKAY!

Spark: Fine. Bye my beautiful Mountain Dew Ill miss you Ill see you Again Orevaw, Chow, Ja Ne!.

Y. Bakura: Just drag her lets get going!

Malik: Okay

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With the others AT some house

Yami: Hey Yugi, How much candy did you get from trick-or-treating?

Yugi: Um. let me check..1..2..3....60....about...3,000 you?

Yami: about 1000 um.. I think ill hold on to some of your candy or you might get toooooo hyper.

Yugi in a demonic voice: Touch. My. Candy. And. Die. A. Gruesome. Death.

Yami backing away a little: okay okay calm down

Bakura: lets get to the other house!

Tristan: Hey hands off my candy ya foo

Joey: who you callin a foo foo you took my chocolate Bar!

Kaiba: Whatever you guys fight over everything don't you! Here you mangy mutt Take my chocolate bar I despise chocolate!

Mokuba: Here Seto you want some chocolate!

Kaiba: Yah! I love chocolate!

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AT the other group

Spark: yay! Die! Hehee Die pumpkins! Die!

Malik: HEHEH hey. who threw an egg at me!

Y. Malik: haha lets run around laughing like CrAzY Mental people!

All: HAHAHAHAHHMWUAHAHHAH!

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At the other group

Tristan: hey isn't that Spark, Y. Malik Malik, and Y. Bakura running around

Joey: hey. yah it is!

Mia: at least they should have worn something not so reviling like black instead of white because the stand out like marshmallows!

Someone unknown: Hey did you hear. there are some crazy psychos that are mental running around! They say that they escaped the Mental Asylum or crazy house or something!

Yami: that explains why their wearing white

Yugi: Yes!

Kaiba: I think we should go help them they look like they need help escaping those people with nets and that mob

Joey: Nope I think they can handle them remember their crazy enough to outwit anyone!

Mokuba: WOW this fic really made you smart.

Joey: Hey! Look at those white-floating things hanging from the trees!

Mokuba: or maybe not damn

Kaiba: Hey get the fuck away from my candy it took me a lot of stripping to get this candy!

All: O_O

Yugi: EWWW cant get the nasty image out of my head my brain it burns!

Tea slaps Yugi: Get a hold of your self-women!

Yugi: I'm. Not. A. Women.

Yami: uh. Yugi.

Tristan: Are his eyes supposed to be red?

Bakura: what do you think! Man you're an Idiot!

Joey: and they say Blonds are dumb fee. I guess I'm not dumb no more!

Mai: don't get your hopes up he just caught the Joey Diesis

Mokuba: what's that?

Mai: It's a stupid diesis that Joey has that's VERY contagious

Yugi: DIE YOU STUPID SLUT TEA!

Tea: AWWWW I'm melting! Help Me Yami!

Yami: alleluia huh? Did anyone hear something?

All: no

Yami: oh then It must have been a fly or something oh well lalalalalala

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At the OTHER group

Spark: hahaha TIME TO DIE MOB!

Throws a pumpkin head at the mob and hits someone it the nuts

A Random Guy: -o- MY BALLS. cant.breath.help.

Malik: that's gotta hurt!

Y. Bakura: how would you know! You're a gurl!

Spark: hey No making fun of the cute Egyptian!

Y. Malik: hahah You stupid Albino

Y. Bakura: STOP GETTING ME MIXED UP WITH THOSE RED-EYED ALBINOS WHO SING " I need sunscreeeeeen!" WHILE PLAYING A GUITAR!

Spark: ya! Don't mess with the hot Albino!

Y. Bakura: ayyyyyy Fuck It

Y. Malik: hey lets get back home! I think most of the people we scared got heart attacks

Malik: that was because they were old timers and half dust

Spark: they also thought we escaped the mental house

Y. Bakura: yah whatever. Hey the fastest way to get there is on Malik's Motorcycle!

Malik: I only have one! Y. Malik has is own!

Spark: Ill ride with Malik!

Y. Bakura: FINE. Ill ride with psycho Y. Malik

Y. Malik: thank you for the complement!

Spark: YEEEEEEEEEHA! Gedy up pony!

All: O_O uhh right whatever lets go!

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At the Other group

Yami: lets get on home!

Yugi: okay ^_^

Bakura: how can Yugi stay so cheerful all the time?

Tristan: It's probably the candy.

Joey: Or the berries

Mai: Or the sugar

Kaiba: or the customs

Mokuba: or the part of him killing Tea

Bakura: or maybe its because he's using Tea's empty head since she had to brain as an extra goody bag

Yami: Or it could be the ecstasy drugs that keep him hyper

All: o_O okay..

Kaiba: hey where home!

Yugi: yay! I want to eat my candy!

Mai: well I got to get going Bye!

Kaiba: ya me too come on Mokuba we got to get back before that fruity Pegasus comes to visit. Can't you believe him he thinks its Christmas! I can't wait to shoot his gay ass of my property!

Yami: well bye!

Tristan: hey Spark how was your raid!

Spark: eh.

Yami: did you kill anyone?

Malik: yup. Some old crackers

Yugi: DID anyone chase you?

Y. Malik: yah. This mob I think it was because we burned down their house and threw eggs at them.

Joey: So how much candy did you get?

Y. Bakura: about two rooms full

Bakura: how did you get here without getting caught?

Spark: we rode on Malik and Y. Malik's motorcycle.

Malik: yah we ran over this little red ridding hood gurl skipping down the street singing the Telettubies song.

Yugi: Cool^_^

TO Be CoNtInUeD............

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AN: SO how do you like? Hate it? Well please tell me ReAd&ReViEw

Spark: I know it's not my best work but hey at least I got something up!

Malik: It was Crappy

Bakura: well sorta

Spark: who gives a fuck

PlEaSe ReAd&ReViEw!!!!!!!!!! Read and Review!!!!!



Ja Ne!