Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh. Even on Thanksgiving! SO please DON'T sue! ^^



Spark: Hey everybody! What's up!

All: Happy Thanksgiving!

Spark: Ya! God im full. Right now its 7:48pm in California.

Y. Bakura: I really had preferred my piece of Turkey raw.

Bakura: Oh shut the hell up your lucky that you got to eat!

Y. Bakura: *sniff* I wanted a piece of raw Turkey!

Malik: Hey so did I but I didn't get one!

Joey: I loved the Turkey! ^^

Y. Malik: That's because you mostly ate everything!

Spark: Okay.. Lets get on with the story!

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At The Bar Trying to Get Ready For The Turkey!

Spark: Okay everyone! Lets start to get ready for Thanksgiving!

Yugi: Hey if this is a bar.

Spark magically pulls on a lever and the Bar turns into a House

Yugi:''^^ I rest my case

Yami: Okay here are the groups! Y. Malik, Y. Bakura, Malik, Spark, me, Bakura and Yugi do the kitchen! The rest of you guys get everything ready!

All: Ayiiiiiiy Capitan!

Yami: you scare me..

Yugi: Malik can you please get the turkey!

Malik: Okay.

An hour later

Bakura: hey where is Mal..

All of the sudden you hear......

GOBBLE GOBBLE

Spark and Y. Malik: What the fuck was that!

Yami: That my friends is called a Turkey

Y. Bakura: Oh shit.

Malik: I got the turkey! ^^

Spark: Not a real Turkey it has to be dead!

Malik: I can fix that! Hehehe

Yugi: NOOOO!!!!

Everything happened so fast. Time for slow motion to kick in!

Yugi ran towards Malik as Malik was getting the butcher knife to chop off the Turkeys head. Yugi whacked Malik and Y. Malik on the head with a Mallet because they were trying to stab the turkey with a plastic fork. (Thanks for invader mya and her yami's for that gift)

Spark: well. say bye to that Turkey cause it just ran away

Bakura: uhhh. Yugi. we have a problem. We don't have anything to make things with and we didn't buy a turkey!

Yami: uh-oh here comes the water works!

Yugi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Y. Bakura: AWWWW MY EARS THEY BLEED!!!! X_X

Spark: Boy! Yugi's screaming can make someone death! COOL!!!!

Malik: Well I guess its time to go to the store!

Spark: I don't want tooo!!!!!

Bakura: why?

Spark: Because..

Yami: Because what?

Spark: I ATE ALL THE CANDY FROM THE STORE AND GOT KICKED OUT! AHAHAHHAHA

All: anime fall

Bakura: well. I think we better go because.if we tell Joey to go he's going to eat all the food there is!

Spark: FINE! Ill go but I get to have fun!!!!

Malik: LETS GO!!!

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All On the rode

Malik: On the rode again lalallalala

Bakura: which store are we going to????

Y. Bakura: Um.what was that store called again..DUCKY was it?

Yami: You idiot you mean Lucky

Spark: Man your both as old as dust! Oh wait your 5,000 years old never mind he he

Y. Malik: where is this Lucky store?

Spark: There is no more Lucky!! Lucky got married with Albertson and the both rode in a shopping cart down the frozen food aisle!

Malik: how do you know all this?

Spark: ^^ I saw it on T.V of course!

Yugi: T.V is bad for you!

Bakura: Who said that?

Yugi: Yami

Yami: well it is!

Y. Bakura: you crazy! T.V IS good for you! It teaches you things!

Yami: It also shrinks your brain!

Malik: yah soo. You least learn to fight, talk, you learn about everything!

Spark: YUP! ^^

Bakura: hey guys what store are we going to?

Spark: FOOD FOR LESS!!!

All: OKAY!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~*~**~*~*~*~~**~~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* At Food for Less

Bakura: HEY! STOP RACING WITH THE BLODDY SHOPPING CARTS!

In the background you can see Spark, Y. Bakura, and Y. Malik racing and flipping the carts over as they hit a curve

Spark: @_@ Owieeee!

Y. Bakura: looks like I won!

Malik: Hey where's my Yami?

Yami: I think he's in the bushes

Yugi: Yup. His ass is sticking out of their see..

Spark: @_@ ha-ha Y. Malik is in the bushes!

Yugi: are you okay Spark?

Spark: ya. I'm fine im just waiting till the little people stop circling around my head!

Yami: Lets get the stuff before the store closes!

Bakura: Hey Spark, look there is some candy here!

Y. Malik: where!!!!

Malik: he said Spark!

Y. Malik: I don't care! I want candy!!!

All: -_- whatever

Yami: here's a cart Yugi

Bakura: Hey lets get going!

Malik: FINE

~*~**~~*~*~*~*~*~**~***~**~*~*~*~~**~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~~* Somewhere in the aisle

Spark: I want this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this....

Yugi: @_@ too dizzy..

All: @_@

Malik: who knew that Spark could move this fast!

Yami: well let's go to the register!

10 hours later...

CL: That will be 100,000 yen please! ^_^

Y. Bakura: If you know what's best for you, you will let us leave without paying..

CL: Nope sorry cant do, customer has to pay or else. ^_^

Malik: Ill wipe that little smirk of your face in five seconds if you don't let us pass..

CL: Sorry. That will be 100,000 yen please! ^_^

Y. Malik: That's it here comes the wind up and here comes the punc...

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Y. Malik, Malik, Y. Bakura: My EYES! THEY BURN!!!!

Y. Bakura: NOOO SHE SPRAYED THE PLAYA SHE SPRAYED THE PIMP!

Spark: Foo you aint no pimp! You gotta have Pimp juice to be a pimp!

Yugi: Here is 100,000yen!

CL: Thank you please come again! ^_^

Spark: Ill get the hose!

Starts to pour water on their faces with the hose

Bakura: I think that's enough water they look like they cant breath!

Yami: No their fine that pepper spry sure got them!

Yugi: Spark keep the water running on their faces for about an hour

Spark: KAY! ^^

An hour later

Yugi: Hey tell them to dry off and come help in the kitchen!

Malik: we Heard!

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In the Kitchen!

Yugi: Y. Bakura Cook the mash potatoes okay!

Y. Bakura: ya fine whatever

Yami: Ill do the Turk..

Everyone looks at Malik who's singing

Malik: Tonight ill eat you.you'll taste so good smothered in my mash potatoes.you'll taste to delicious..

Bakura: Okay...

Yami: Mental child...

Yugi: That's the last time he eats a room full of candy..

Bakura: hey Malik, you know the Turkeys dead? Right?

Yami: ill do the turkey now!

Y. Malik: Ill help!

Y. Bakura: How do you turn on a stove?

Bakura: Idiot. First you turn the knob but make sure you don't burn yourself because it's very VERY very ho.

Y. Bakura: AHHHH I BURNED MY FUCKING FINGER!!!!

Bakura: you never listen do you?

Spark: Hey guys, is Pumpkin Pie supposed to be black and crispy?

Everyone stares at the Pie

Jab jab

Malik: Is it alive?

Bakura: I don't think so...

Yugi: STOP POKING HOLES IN THE TURKEY SPARK!

Yami: How do we cook the Turkey????

All: um..help?

Yugi: Ill call someone to help us!

After a couple a minutes

DING DING DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

Spark: Damn the doorbell got stuck again!

Bakura: did you put something on it again?

Malik: Well last time we fixed it we used gum and rubber bands

Yami: Ill open the door because I think it's stuck

All: whatever

Everyone could hear Yami's voice from the living room

Yami: Hello! Come In!

Bakura: hey look its.. Lil_summoner_yuna!

Lil: Hello you paged!

Yugi: We need help making Thanksgiving Dinner!

Lil: No Biggie I can make that in fast but god this kitchen looks like its been to hell a couple of time!

Spark: Correction it's been to hell 1,000 times!

Lil: Whoa...ook I need some volunteers to help me!

Yugi: oooo pick me pick me!!

Lil: hmmm I pick the two girly men

Y. Malik & Malik: HEY WERE NOT GIRLY MEN!!!!!!!!!

Lil: (in a demonic voice) SILENCE YOU!!!

Malik: I want my mommy!!!!

Y. Malik: me too

Lil: ok now I pick Bakura

Bakura: Yay!!!

Y. Bakura: what about me

Lil: well I can pick you too

Y. Bakura: hot damn

Lil: ok now I want Yami, Yugi, and Kaiba

Yugi: ^-^

Yami: oh crap

Kaiba: holy shit how am I supposed to work with these two

Lil: Kaiba shut the fuck up (boy I always wanted to say that)

Spark: what about me I need to be with my crazy kind!!!!!

Lil: ok ok you can help too

Spark: yay

Lil: ok everyone you have to wear these aprons so you wont get dirty

Spark: hell no we aint gonna wear this shit!!!

Kaiba: for once I agree with the crazy one

Lil: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES WITH SPIDERS AND CHICKENS!!!!!

All: mommy!!!!!

Lil: ok then

(Everyone wears aprons)

Lil: their now that wasn't hard was it?

Spark: ahhh mines has pink and purple chickens!!

Joey: (out of no where) ohh they look like skittles

Kaiba: what the fucking hell!!! Why is mine with a dog hood Joey: hahahahaha whose the dog now Kaiba

Lil: silence both of you (whacks them all with mallets)

Joey and Kaiba: @_@

Lil: who else wants some!!!!!

Yugi: Rubber duckies my favorite ^-^

Yami: Dark Magician on it hey you know what I like ^-^

Malik: Yellow and brown with chocobos are they chickens

Lil: kinda

Malik: ahhhhh

Y. Malik: who in the hell are these: a duck, a dog, and a boy with a huge key!!!!

Lil: they are Sora, Donald, and Goofy from kingdom hearts

Y. Malik: oh ahhhhhhhh ducks

Lil: ook lets get to work Kaiba you and Yugi work on the various deserts, Yami you and Y. Bakura make the turkey, Bakura you and spark make various drinks, and Y. Malik and Malik you make the yams and other condiments.

Yugi: lets get crakin

Y. Bakura: oh crap

Lil: I will be watching you ok and if you do something wrong I will be forced to kick your ass with the mallet!!

Spark: uh..how to make lemonade..I can't do it

Lil: you need help

Spark: yes here what do I do?

Lil: you put 4 lemons lots a water and some sugar is that so hard

Bakura: no Lil: okay Bakura you do the Lemonade!

Bakura: Okay!

Spark: Hey The Turkey is ready! ^^

Lil: Okay then when the Lemonade is done well be ready to set the table!

Bakura: Done!

Spark: Y. Bakura, and Bakura you set up the table!

Y. Bakura&Bakura: Okay

An hour later

Done!

LIL: what took you so long?

Bakura: Y. Bakura broke the table and we had to fix it

Spark: hahaa

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~**~~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~**~~*~**~* At the Table with everyone!

Spark: Damn that was some good Turkey!

Lil: You can say that again

Spark: Okay, damn that was some..

Bakura: Hey the Turkeys gone!

Malik: Not even the bones are left behind!

Kaiba: That's because Joey ate all the leftovers and the bones

Y. Bakura: ha I hope he gets fat!

Yami: I think he already is!

Joey: ohhhhhh MY STOMACH Im gonna explode!

Suddenly everyone hears an explosion

Spark: Damn he wasn't lying he did explode!

All: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

TO Be Continued..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AN: How did you like it! Thanksgiving chapter!

Spark: Please give me some ideas my brain can't come up with anymore!

Bakura: Please donate items to us and Ideas would also be greatly appreciated! ^^

Malik: Please forgive Spark for the tardiness of her chapters

Yugi: This is one of her longest chapters so you have to give her credit for giving you a long chapter and not leaving a cliffhanger! ^^

Y. Bakura: I command you to Read and Review

Y. Malik: Or else well send you Joey guts from when he exploded!

READ & REVIEW!!!

Ja Ne!^^