Disclaimer: I do Not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I only own the copies!

Ryou: Welcome everyone! ^^

Bakura: AWWW! Don't I have a cute Hikari!

Malik: I'm just as cute!

Ishtar: Yes.I think.

Ryou: Hey..Spark.are you still mad?

Spark: . *mumble mumble*

Ryou: Oh my.she is mad.

Kaiba: Well..lets get on with the story

Ishtar & Malik: NOOOO!

/Hikari to Yami/

//Yami to Hikari//

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Chapter 11: Christmas!

Malik: OMG! I didn't break the poster!

Bakura: Nice going butterfingers!

Ishtar: Hey! Be nice to Malik! I don't make fun of your pansy Hikari!

Ryou: Hey! *pouts*

Jou: You guys had better get tape and lots of it!

Anzu: oohhhh! I'm tellin

Yami: NO! I mean wait.if you don't ill give you a ..kiss.yah..a kiss!

Anzu: *.* Okay!

All: O.O

//Hey Yugi.//

/what do you think your doing! /

//I had to say that to save our asses!//

/well since you put it that way../

//Do you have a frog cause as hell im not going to kiss her froggy lips! //

/here/

Yami: close your eyes Anzu!

Anzu: *.* Okay!

Yugi give Yami that frog

Yami: 1.2.3

Frog kisses Anzu

Anzu: yay! *faints*

Mai starts to throw her in the dumpster

Honda: Hurry! Where is the tape!

Spark: Hey guys. what's u..

Ryou: Spark, are you okay?

Malik: uh-oh.here is comes!

Spark: who in the living FUCKING HELL TOUCHED MY POSTERS!

Malik: Ishtar

Ishtar: huh? I didn't do it! It was Malik swear!

Spark: well lucky for you! That Malik is Bishonen! And so are you but he's Kawaii-er!

Ishtar: Aww damn. *starts to run*

Spark: I can't run no more.*whaaaaaaaaa*

Ryou: awww. Don't cry, Well get you a new one okay ^^

Spark: *sniff* *sniff* okay.

Bakura: Yo Ishtar! You can stop runnin now!

Ishtar: good. *breathing hard* I was getting tired..

Jou: really.I couldn't tell

Spark: well since it's Christmas ill let it off.but after it.THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!

Bakura: uh..hehe shouldn't we get the tree already?

Spark: *puts on a lumber Jack custom* I say kids.lets get that damn tree

Ryou: ^^"

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Outside in the Snow

Spark: Awww! Ryou you look sooo kawaii in the snow!

Ishtar, Yami, Bakura: Hey what about us?

Spark: uhh.. he's more cutter cause he blends in the snow?

All: uh-hu surrreeee

Jou: Hey! I found a tree!

Spark: lemme see!..oh.to small

Jou: what about this one?

Spark: *looks at it very very closely: too skinny

Jou: This?

Spark: Tooo fat

After what seemed about 20 years (or in this case 5 hours) they STILL where looking for a tree

Joey: this *pant* one *pant*

Spark: hmm.

All: *praying to god that this is the one*

Spark: nawww

Joey: This *pant* *pant* on.*faints before he could finish*

Ryou: here..let me try. How about this tree?

Spark: *.* Perfect!!!

Honda: finally!!!!

(Setting up the tree)
Bakura: Hey, I get to put the thingy on top of the tree!

Ishtar: Noo!! I do!

Bakura: Me!

Ishtar: No me!

Bakura: Me!

Ishtar: Me!

Bakura: Me!

Ishtar: Me!

Bakura: Me!

Ishtar: You

Bakura: No you!!!!

Ishtar: Okay! Thanks!

Bakura: awww damn

Spark: Hey!!! No cussing on Christmas!

After 2 hours of putting the tree up and putting the little decorating balls on it only 122 where broken.

Spark: Ta-Da!

(Christmas Day)

Spark: Weee!!! Presents!!!

Malik: Hey, cool I got a butcher knife!

Ishtar: uhh. ill hold on too that!

Ryou: ^^ I got aww some aww things!

Bakura: awww good ol' leather

Spark: Yippeee! I got posters and clothes too!

Everyone was happy with Christmas. Soo merry Christmas to all and all a good night!

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New years Eve

Spark: Well, New Years Eve is here!

Bakura: let's go outside and see the fireworks!

Ryou: Ya! Can we!

Spark: Sure!

Malik: Ill get my motorcycle!

Spark: WAIT!

Everybody froze in their spots

Spark: Your New Year Resolution!

Ishtar: Damn!

Spark: Okay! Bakura and Ishtar you guys have to be nice to your Ryou and Malik

Bakura and Ishtar: Fine! Can we go now!

Jou: haha you guys have to be nice!

Malik: Yah but not to you

Jou: mommy..

Bakura: Wait Ryou, you have to dress warmly!

Ishtar: you too Malik

After they dressed Malik and Ryou looked like to big balls of clothes

Honda: ohhh look at the fire works!

Jou: whanna now sumthin?

Ryou: whampp

Malik: yamm whamp?

Jou: those fore works look like pop rock candy!

-_-"

All counting for the New Year

5 ..

4

...

3

..

2

..*fart*

1!!!!! Happy New Year!

Spark: Who farted?

Honda: It's Jou, I think he's passing gas

Bakura: Whofff, does that smell or what?

Happy New Years Everybody!

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(Valentines Day)

Bakura: Hey guys what are we gonna give Spark For Valentines Day?

Ryou: Don't know

Ishtar: How about.hmm.

Malik: I'm giving her a ride on my motorcycle

Ishtar: WHAT!

Malik: Well she likes to do tricks on it and try to run people over with it!

Ryou: That is true..

Jou: I'm giving her candy!

Malik: Okay..

Seto: Guess what im giving her

Bakura: let me guess sumthin expensive

Seto: Hell's naw

Ishtar: Then what?

Seto: A ball!

Ryou: Okay.Well, im giving her..hmm..

Bakura: im just giving her a squirt gun

Ishtar: yah..well..im gonna give her a mallet and a poster of me and signed

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Spark: So what did you guys want to talk to me about?

Malik: Where here to give you sumthin

All: Here

Spark: O.O Coolllll

After everyone give them her present she gives them theirs

Spark: I got you guys all passes to The Fairy World!!!

Ishtar: Hold up! That's where three year olds play!

Spark: Well, take it or leave it cause hehe that's all I could afford hehe

All: *_*

Happy Valentines Day!

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Well, that's all the chapters that I didn't have time to write. It's all in one. Sorry if the chapter are so short and that they aren't so funny. Hopefully the next chapters will be as funny-er

IMPORTANT: Im taking a break from this fic. I have sadly to say but run out of ideas. Also im not so much inspired to continue this fic. I will be writing other fics. I will sometime come back and write a new chapter fir this fic maybe.

Bakura: I don't they'll miss you cause you barley have any reviews

Spark: Well, hopefully they'll review

Malik: But for now please R&R Please!!!!

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