Hey guys since you all loved the first chapter of Operaton steel the phone,
I decided to do a second chapter this time staring Gohan and Videl! Sure
this has romance, but have you ever wondered even a little bit what would
happen if you put our favorite couple along with Erasa, Sharpener, and two
special guest stars in Family Life Education.(FLE) ALL HELL WOULD BRAKE
LOOSE! And poor Gohan will probably pee his pants!(Hey thats not a bad
idea) Any who, lets move on.......
Disclaimer: I own it yes I do I own it pooo on you!
:Enter purple suited men.:
Me: :Snorts: I see the color of the day is purple eh?
Men: You have violated the rules, you are in for a major lawsuite
Me: (Deju vu anyone) Yeah right, like you can.....GOHAN'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Men: :Starts signing paper:
Me: I WILL NOT GIVE IN.....:Sticks out tounge:
Men: Keeps signing.
Me: Your not really signing are you?
Men: :Rolls up scroll: It is done. :They leave:
Me:......Where did they go? WAIT COME BACK I WAS KIDDING.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE I WAS KIDDING.
Men: :Come back: and burn up scroll :They leave:
Me: Geeze, damn purple fagits.......I HATE YOU......... :Clears throat: any who, on with the story..
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Gohan and Videl get tortured in FLE. `````````````````
"Students please settle down.." The teacher asked the students of Orange Star High When the bickering never stopped the teacher turned red, "SHUT UP NOW!" A deadly silence filled the room as all the students turned dot-eyed. The teacher smoothed out her skirt and smiled. "Thats better now, today I have a surprise for you guys," Gohan laid his head on one hand. "A surprise?" Erasa looked over, "It's probably extra homework." Gohan blinked, "Extra homework, Cool!!!" Videl sweatdropped. "Gohan" "Hmmm?" "Shutup."
"Today we are going to have two guests come in and talk about sex with us!" Sharpener almost had a heart attack, "Did she just say what I thought she said?" Erasa's eyes were big. "If you think she said we are going to learn about sex, then yeah.......I guess she did." Meanwhile Gohan almost choked on his own tounge, Sex Ed, what the hell was that?! He didn't need to know that....He glanced at Videl who was rolling her eyes, yet.....
"CLASS PLEASE SETTLE DOWN" There was another dead silence. "Thankyou, now the teacher or teachers who will be teaching you today are none other than.......Our very own Bulma Breifs, and her yummy hubby Vegeta!" This time Gohan did choke on his tounge VEGETA TEACHING SEX ED CLASS?! Videl blinked and bursted out laughing, and Erasa and Sharpener's eyes turned saucer wide.
Bulma breifs walked in followed by a very pissed off Vegeta. "Hello Class, I'm Bulma Breifs-" "We know who you are babe." a guy in the third row proclaimed, winking at Bulma. Gohan sweat dropped hooo he shouldn't have done that..... Vegeta's eye twitched, Bulma smirked. "Oh? I didn't know I was that popular did you Vegeta?" Vegeta growled. "Noo.." He gritted his teeth, Bulma said he better behave or she'd get out the frying pan. Still he wanted Sooooo bad to blow this damn kid's fucking head to ablivion and beyond. "Anyway me and my husband are here to talk to you about sex. Can anyone tell me what sex is?" Bulma gazed around the classroom and smiled. "GOHAN! I didn't know you were in this class!" Vegeta's eyes narrowed, he had been so pissed he hadn't even noticed Kakarot's brat's ki. Boy was he pissed.....Gohan smiled shakily."H..Hi Bulma." Please don't ask....PLEASE don't ask. "So why don't you tell us what sex is Gohan." Bulma winked at Videl who had gone rather red. "Uhh....i...uh....It's when you..uh....show how much you care for someone by....Doing STUFF." Videl snickered, and Gohan shot her a glare.
Bulma smiled. "VERY good," She turned to her hubby. "Vegeta care to add to that?" Vegeta's eyes got wide, then he smirked. "It's when they ingage in sexual activities that turn the females on and then the female's beg for completion and the males comply." By now everyones eyes were wide. Bulma glared at Vegeta. Females beg uhh?well we'd just see tonight now won't we......"Good Vegeta, now who would like to go over the body parts....."
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"Hey Trunks, were are your parents?"
"....They went to Gohan's school to teach some class."
"Ohh, really?! COOL! Can we go? Come on, it'll be sooo fun!!"
"Goten, you wanna go to school?"
Goten smirked. "Not just to watch the class, but Videl will be there."
"Goten."
"Hmmm?"
"I taught you well."
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By the time Vegeta had gone over all the body parts that were important in....Sex, Gohan could have made a good compitition to a tomatoe.
'Boy this is embarrasing.'
Bulma looked up at the students trying to see who she should ask for the next question. She saw Videl who was yawning tirdly.
'Perfect' "Videl"
Videl shot up in her seat. 'Oh shit.'
"Yes?"
"Can you tell me what abstinence is?"
Videl blinked. That wasn't so bad. There must be a catch. "It's when you wait for sex until your married."
Bulma smiled. "Do you believe in abstinence?"
Videl blushed, it figured. She glanced at Gohan who was looking at her in curiosity. 'Damn it!'
"Uhh..I guess I do..I mean I don't want to risk getting pregnant unless I'm married and ready to have a family."
Vegeta snickered. 'At least she had waited, that Onna just couldn't wait.'
Bulma frowned as she picked up on Vegeta's thoughts. 'Jackass.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Shut up Goten."
Goten pouted, "But...I'm trying to hear...."
Trunks humped. "Maybe if you stopped talking, and started listening you would here what was going on."
Goten frowned but complied. "Do you believe in abstinenece?"
Goten scratched his head and looked at Trunks. "What's abstenance?"
"Abstinence." Trunks corrected and sweatdropped. "I don't know, maybe it's some kind of religion, but I thought mom said it was against the rules to talk about religion in class, so why is she doing it?"
Goten shook his head. "I don't know, but maybe if you stopped talking we could here."
Trunks' mouth was agape but he complied, just in time to here the end to Videl's reply.
"-Risk getting pregnant unless I'm married and ready to have a family."
"Baby?" Goten smiled, "Oh, I get it, she's talking about her and Gohan right Trunks?"
Trunks shrugged. "I don't know but maybe if you-"
"Are quiet we could here them better." Goten finished smirking something that was strikingly resembling to Vegeta's famouse look.
Trunks smirked right back and they looked back towards the window.
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"Alright," Bulma smiled. "Good job Videl."
She then smirked lightly. "Ok, now I'm going to ask the females in this class to file out in single order to classroom A5 for the rest of FLE with me." She then turned and headed out into the hallway.
Videl looked at Gohan and sighed before standing up.
She muttered a good luck to Gohan, and he muttered one back.
As soon as the females left the room Vegeta looked straight at Gohan and smirked. "Now class I'm going to talk to you about mating."
Disclaimer: I own it yes I do I own it pooo on you!
:Enter purple suited men.:
Me: :Snorts: I see the color of the day is purple eh?
Men: You have violated the rules, you are in for a major lawsuite
Me: (Deju vu anyone) Yeah right, like you can.....GOHAN'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Men: :Starts signing paper:
Me: I WILL NOT GIVE IN.....:Sticks out tounge:
Men: Keeps signing.
Me: Your not really signing are you?
Men: :Rolls up scroll: It is done. :They leave:
Me:......Where did they go? WAIT COME BACK I WAS KIDDING.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SEE I WAS KIDDING.
Men: :Come back: and burn up scroll :They leave:
Me: Geeze, damn purple fagits.......I HATE YOU......... :Clears throat: any who, on with the story..
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Gohan and Videl get tortured in FLE. `````````````````
"Students please settle down.." The teacher asked the students of Orange Star High When the bickering never stopped the teacher turned red, "SHUT UP NOW!" A deadly silence filled the room as all the students turned dot-eyed. The teacher smoothed out her skirt and smiled. "Thats better now, today I have a surprise for you guys," Gohan laid his head on one hand. "A surprise?" Erasa looked over, "It's probably extra homework." Gohan blinked, "Extra homework, Cool!!!" Videl sweatdropped. "Gohan" "Hmmm?" "Shutup."
"Today we are going to have two guests come in and talk about sex with us!" Sharpener almost had a heart attack, "Did she just say what I thought she said?" Erasa's eyes were big. "If you think she said we are going to learn about sex, then yeah.......I guess she did." Meanwhile Gohan almost choked on his own tounge, Sex Ed, what the hell was that?! He didn't need to know that....He glanced at Videl who was rolling her eyes, yet.....
"CLASS PLEASE SETTLE DOWN" There was another dead silence. "Thankyou, now the teacher or teachers who will be teaching you today are none other than.......Our very own Bulma Breifs, and her yummy hubby Vegeta!" This time Gohan did choke on his tounge VEGETA TEACHING SEX ED CLASS?! Videl blinked and bursted out laughing, and Erasa and Sharpener's eyes turned saucer wide.
Bulma breifs walked in followed by a very pissed off Vegeta. "Hello Class, I'm Bulma Breifs-" "We know who you are babe." a guy in the third row proclaimed, winking at Bulma. Gohan sweat dropped hooo he shouldn't have done that..... Vegeta's eye twitched, Bulma smirked. "Oh? I didn't know I was that popular did you Vegeta?" Vegeta growled. "Noo.." He gritted his teeth, Bulma said he better behave or she'd get out the frying pan. Still he wanted Sooooo bad to blow this damn kid's fucking head to ablivion and beyond. "Anyway me and my husband are here to talk to you about sex. Can anyone tell me what sex is?" Bulma gazed around the classroom and smiled. "GOHAN! I didn't know you were in this class!" Vegeta's eyes narrowed, he had been so pissed he hadn't even noticed Kakarot's brat's ki. Boy was he pissed.....Gohan smiled shakily."H..Hi Bulma." Please don't ask....PLEASE don't ask. "So why don't you tell us what sex is Gohan." Bulma winked at Videl who had gone rather red. "Uhh....i...uh....It's when you..uh....show how much you care for someone by....Doing STUFF." Videl snickered, and Gohan shot her a glare.
Bulma smiled. "VERY good," She turned to her hubby. "Vegeta care to add to that?" Vegeta's eyes got wide, then he smirked. "It's when they ingage in sexual activities that turn the females on and then the female's beg for completion and the males comply." By now everyones eyes were wide. Bulma glared at Vegeta. Females beg uhh?well we'd just see tonight now won't we......"Good Vegeta, now who would like to go over the body parts....."
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"Hey Trunks, were are your parents?"
"....They went to Gohan's school to teach some class."
"Ohh, really?! COOL! Can we go? Come on, it'll be sooo fun!!"
"Goten, you wanna go to school?"
Goten smirked. "Not just to watch the class, but Videl will be there."
"Goten."
"Hmmm?"
"I taught you well."
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By the time Vegeta had gone over all the body parts that were important in....Sex, Gohan could have made a good compitition to a tomatoe.
'Boy this is embarrasing.'
Bulma looked up at the students trying to see who she should ask for the next question. She saw Videl who was yawning tirdly.
'Perfect' "Videl"
Videl shot up in her seat. 'Oh shit.'
"Yes?"
"Can you tell me what abstinence is?"
Videl blinked. That wasn't so bad. There must be a catch. "It's when you wait for sex until your married."
Bulma smiled. "Do you believe in abstinence?"
Videl blushed, it figured. She glanced at Gohan who was looking at her in curiosity. 'Damn it!'
"Uhh..I guess I do..I mean I don't want to risk getting pregnant unless I'm married and ready to have a family."
Vegeta snickered. 'At least she had waited, that Onna just couldn't wait.'
Bulma frowned as she picked up on Vegeta's thoughts. 'Jackass.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Shut up Goten."
Goten pouted, "But...I'm trying to hear...."
Trunks humped. "Maybe if you stopped talking, and started listening you would here what was going on."
Goten frowned but complied. "Do you believe in abstinenece?"
Goten scratched his head and looked at Trunks. "What's abstenance?"
"Abstinence." Trunks corrected and sweatdropped. "I don't know, maybe it's some kind of religion, but I thought mom said it was against the rules to talk about religion in class, so why is she doing it?"
Goten shook his head. "I don't know, but maybe if you stopped talking we could here."
Trunks' mouth was agape but he complied, just in time to here the end to Videl's reply.
"-Risk getting pregnant unless I'm married and ready to have a family."
"Baby?" Goten smiled, "Oh, I get it, she's talking about her and Gohan right Trunks?"
Trunks shrugged. "I don't know but maybe if you-"
"Are quiet we could here them better." Goten finished smirking something that was strikingly resembling to Vegeta's famouse look.
Trunks smirked right back and they looked back towards the window.
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"Alright," Bulma smiled. "Good job Videl."
She then smirked lightly. "Ok, now I'm going to ask the females in this class to file out in single order to classroom A5 for the rest of FLE with me." She then turned and headed out into the hallway.
Videl looked at Gohan and sighed before standing up.
She muttered a good luck to Gohan, and he muttered one back.
As soon as the females left the room Vegeta looked straight at Gohan and smirked. "Now class I'm going to talk to you about mating."
