Disclaimer: read the one on the previous chapter. I'm not typing it again!



After the abrupt ending of the first chapter, everyone just sat there and stared at each other. No one really had any idea what was going on. Which was really too bad, because Osama had more paper to barf up.

"I am NOT reading this time," Nanami said indignantly, not realizing that no one really expected him to in the first place.

"I will." Shigeru volunteered, hoping that he could be the tragic hero. No one cared.

Tomoyo sighed. No one appreciated these fics anymore.

RoCk sTaR, part II by NATALIE

TOMOYO: great.

So Michiru and Tomoyo set off to make Nanami a rock star.

NANAMI: which I never wanted to be in the first place.

SHIGERU: sure you didn't.

And dragged Setsuna along.

SETSUNA: and I went along with this…?

FIORE: I'm still not in this fic.

MICHIRU: be careful what you wish for.

"Okay, sing." urged Michiru, "So we can hear your singing voice."

MICHIRU: Like I really want to hear Nanami sing. No offense.

SETSUNA: no kidding!

NANAMI: you know, I was in an all boys choir…

TOMOYO: we don't care.

Nanami began warbling Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

NANAMI: that is SO elementary.

TOMOYO: thank you Sherlock.

SHIGERU: drink some hemlock.

SETSUNA: huh?

MICHIRU: it rhymed.

SETSUNA: but what's hemlock?

ALL (including FIORE): *roll eyes*

Tomoyo, Setsuna, and Michiru were carrying yellow legal pads. They began to write furiously.

TOMOYO: ah yes, yellow legal pads.

ALL:…

MICHIRU: even I'm not in on this one…

"Great," Michiru said as he finished. His three coaches compared notes.

SETSUNA: and I'm still going along with this?

TOMOYO: yes. Yes you are.

SHIGERU: I'm a successful person in this story, and I'm not even mentioned yet in this part. Can I sue?

FIORE: you should talk.

"Future career in power ballads," Michiru's read.

ALL:…

"He sucks. My foot fell asleep," Tomoyo's read.

NANAMI: should I take offense to this?

MICHIRU: since when does one sentence account for "writing furiously?"

"Can I do homework now?" Setsuna's read.

MICHIRU and TOMOYO: *crack up* 'do'… 'Homework'…

SHIGERU: Setsuna WANTS to do homework now? This must be really bad singing there, Nanami.

NANAMI: I told you, I've been in a choir before…

TOMOYO: *too busy laughing at Setsuna and Homework as a couple to reiterate that she doesn't care*

FIORE: I'm beginning to find it suspicious that Michiru and Tomoyo find that so funny…

"Hi," Fiore's read.

FIORE: you see that? I'm in the story! Wait…

"What's Fiore doing here?" asked Setsuna.

SHIGERU: good question. We were going to sue, too!

"Who knows?" Tomoyo dismissed his sudden arrival. "So it's settled?"

NANAMI: uh… what's settled?

MICHIRU: that were' all going to die.

NANMI: oh… okay…

"Yes" Shigeru said, "Fred Durst really DID do it all for the nookie."

SHIGERU: BWAHAHA! I am in the story!

NANAMI: yes, and you are a blithering idiot.

SHIGERU: *shrugs* at least my code name isn't a GIRL'S!

NANAMI: at least the middle syllable of mine isn't pronounced, "GAY"

SHIGERU: you forget. I'm a rap star.

NANAMI: who plays Magic.

SHIGERU: SO?

NANAMI: *shrugs*

"What's nookie?" asked Fiore and Setsuna innocently.

SETSUNA and FIORE: good question.

ALL: *roll eyes*

"Hopeless," Tomoyo sighed.

TOMOYO: my sentiments exactly.

MICHIRU: I concur.

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ALL: huh?

SETSUNA: maybe it's supposed to be a divider…

"Try this," Michiru said, she extended a new sheet of music. "Setsuna?"

SETSUNA: what do you want now?

MICHIRU: I don't know. Shigeru, why don't you READ it?

SHIGERU: fine…

Setsuna began to play a little flute.

NANAMI: It's usually called a "piccolo"

"E…very night in my dreams… I see you… I feel you…"

MICHIRU: like I would ever subject myself to hearing that song.

NANAMI: and like I would ever SING it.

TOMOYO and SHIGERU: *snicker*

FIORE: huh?

Tomoyo passed out earplugs.

MICHIRU: lot of good that will do us.

NANAMI: hey!

(Later)

"YOOOOOOOU'RE HEEERE, THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR…"

ALL:…

"Ugh" Setsuna said. She picked up the flute for the end.

SETSUNA: Never! *Notices looks* what?

SHIGERU: *snickering* nothing…

"MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ON and on…"

ALL: stare at Nanami.

NANAMI: why are you looking at ME?

"Oh, god." Michiru said as she yanked out her earplugs. "These things are crap! I could hear the whole song!"

TOMOYO: I would never subject ANYONE to crappy earplugs!

FIORE and SETSUNA: *gasp! * The fanfic used the lord's name in vain!

"It sux0red," Tomoyo sighed.

SETSUNA: do we want to know what that means?

FIORE: I'm guessing no.

TOMOYO: you guys think everything's a bad word.

"Fo' shizzle my hizzos," said Shigeru.

MICHIRU: further proof that you ARE a rap star!

SHIGERU: I believed Tomoyo the first time.

TOMOYO: only because you WANTED it to be true…

SHIGERU: *blushes*

Tomoyo and Michiru both slapped him and glared.

MICHIRU and TOMOYO: *high-five*

ALL:…

"What did he say," Nanami asked, still beaming from his performance.

SHIGERU: obviously doesn't know what 'sux0red' means.

"I don't know. I just wanted to slap him," Michiru admitted.

SETSUNA: now why would this be?

MICHIRU: SHUT UP!

SETSUNA: what?

TOMOYO: I think she really wanted to know…

BOYS: O.o huh?

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ALL: …

MEANWHILE, IN HEAVEN

FIORE: I have the feeling that this is going to turn sacrilegious.

"This story sucks," said God.

NANAMI: I think we all can agree there.

So he sent meteorites down to destroy the entire sinful population on earth,

TOMOYO and MICHIRU: This story ROCKS!

NANAMI: actually, the definition of and meteorite is that it doesn't reach the ground, so they wouldn't be able to reach us.

SETSUNA: are you contradicting GOD?

TOMOYO: *under breath* party pooper…

which was everyone except Setsuna and Fiore.

NANAMI: but I want to live!

MICHIRU: *imitating Setsuna* not going to do that contradicting God…

However, the thought never occurred to the two of them that they would have to re-populate the Earth. (Especially with no priests to get them married!) So for humanity, it really was…

SETSUNA and FIORE: EWW! GROSS!

MICHIRU: Oh, grow up!

SETSUNA: what, do you want to re-populate the planet with someone you're not married to?

MICHIRU: *shrugs* according to Christianity, Adam and Eve did it.

SETSUNA and FIORE: *are scarred for life*

TOMOYO: *finds this hilarious*

NANAMI and SHIGERU: uh… it was really what?

THE END!

ALL: FINALLY!

Shigeru put down the disturbing fanfic. "Well, that was fun."

"Not really," Michiru said. Tomoyo whispered something in her ear that made her giggle into hysterics.

Setsuna was staring at the ceiling. Michiru dutifully passed on the message. Setsuna tried to roll her eyes, but couldn't because she was already looking up.

"Can we go back to playing cards now?" Nanami asked.

"Can I use magic cards?" Guess who.

"No." Fiore said, exasperated for once.

Shigeru crossed his arms, "Then no."

A large bang was heard. A pop machine was suddenly situated right on top of Shigeru's bed, which fortunately, no one was sitting on.

"Great. Now we're down to two beds." Setsuna observed.

Tomoyo rolled her eyes. "POP!"

Shigeru pushed a button and a soda fell out. "ALL RIGHT! Now all I need is people who appreciate my mad Magic skills."

There was an awkward pause. "POP!" Tomoyo shouted, "or more specifically, COKE!" she began pushing the coke button. Nothing happened. "WHAT? The outrage!"

"Let me try," Michiru said, being a good little sidekick. She went over and kicked the machine. "GIVE TOMOYO COKE!" nothing happened. Everyone stared at her. She tried pushing the coke button. Nothing happened.

"Maybe you need to pay it." Fiore suggested helpfully.

"It says 'free'," Michiru pointed out. No one else seemed to get any pop out of it either besides Shigeru.

Shigeru pointed and laughed at them all.

"If you're so smart, get another one out for me." Tomoyo declared. Shigeru took out a Pepsi. "EW!" She screeched. "Get something GOOD!"

"I'll drink it," Michiru volunteered.

Shigeru shook his head and set the bottle behind him. "No one touch it."

Tomoyo and Shigeru continued to argue about the coke.

Nanami rolled his eyes, "Shigeru, let's just finish this game of hearts, okay?"

Shigeru ignored him.

Setsuna volunteered to take his place, and soon Fiore, Setsuna, and Nanami had a rowdy game of hearts going. Michiru decided to take a nap, and was succeeding until…

BANG!

Taiki stood before them, the only one in street clothes and not pajamas. "I'm the guest star for next chapter," he greeted them.







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