A/N: MORE!!! ALREADY!!! Don't you love me? I know you do. *hasn't even had Fresca today*

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Taiki grinned. Why everyone was staring at him like that wasn't a concern. Setsuna was here! He resisted leaping for joy.

He managed to take a look around the rest of the room. There were three neatly made beds, one with a large pop machine situated awkwardly on top of it. A coffee table was in the middle of the room. Setsuna, Nanami, and Fiore were playing hearts with a United Airlines deck of cards.

Tomoyo and Shigeru stood in front of the pop machine, arguing about… something.

"YOU WILL TOO!"

"WILL NOT!"

"I WANT COKE!"

"TOO BAD!"

Taiki tuned them out. It sounded like Tomoyo was high again, and Shigeru was her dealer. He had known that there was something evil about that kid ever since (edited out by author).

Michiru was lying on the floor in front of an Osama Bin Laden statue with her fingers in her ears. This looked like it should be an interesting chapter.

"So," Taiki said, clapping his hand together, what's up, y'all?

Shigeru stopped arguing with Tomoyo long enough to say to Taiki, "Hey! I'm the rap star here!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Okay… could I have that Pepsi?" he asked, pointing.

"NO!" everyone shouted.

Taiki gave up on making conversation and sat down on one of the vacant beds.

Meanwhile, in the hearts game, Setsuna was attempting to "run it," and get all of the point cards. /come on, come on, / she thought, /just the black lady now…/

Nanami got stuck with the black lady because the only card he had left was the ace of spades.

"DAMN YOU!" Setsuna screamed. This set her over 100! "I… mean… uh… good game…"

Everyone continued to stare at her after this sudden outburst. Even Tomoyo and Shigeru stopped arguing. Good timing too, because Bin Laden decided now was a good time to vomit another fic.

Since it landed on top of Michiru, she figured that it was her turn to read.

"Nickel!" by NATALIE

SETSUNA: hasn't she written every one of these so far?

ALL: *shrug*

MICHIRU: the bunny says nickel! Well, according to Pat.

TOMOYO: *laughs*

ALL: O.o okay…

"I like rabbits," Tomoyo said.

TOMOYO: I do?

TAIKI: That's a great story.

"I don't," said Michiru.

MICHIRU: yes I do!

FIORE: of course you do…

She killed 108653 bunnies.

NANAMI: Who had time to count this?

Shigeru picked one of them up.

SHIGERU: Since when do I touch dead animals?

TAIKI: and they said I was guest starring because I made an appearance in the fic…

"That's not a rabbit! That's a turtle!"

TOMOYO: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU? *Notices looks* what?

"Turtlecide," said Fiore sadly,

FIORE: who cares about the stupid turtle?

SETSUNA: and I thought you were pure!

TAIKI: oh, do you like pure? I'm pure!

stating the incredibly obvious

FIORE: these stories just don't like me…

SHIGERU: you're just jealous you're not a rap star.

"Boingy boingy," said Nanami.

NANAMI: you were saying…? About them not liking YOU?

No one cared why. The turtle was dead.

MICHIRU: I think they meant to say that no one cared why the turtle was dead. However, Nanami, why DID you say, "boingy, boingy?"

NANAMI: you're asking me?

THE END!

ALL: YAY!

Taiki was very upset that he had been lied to. He was supposed to make an appearance, dammit!

No one else cared. Fiore had won the game of hearts, and they were about to start another. Tomoyo and Shigeru went back to fighting about pop. Michiru was looking forlornly out the window, when "BANG!"

Everyone, despite the fact that they should be used to it by now, jumped.

A large door was where the window had been a moment before. Michiru was closest, so she tried to open it. It took a moment, but it swung open to reveal a nice toilet and sink. "Great! A bathroom!" She closed the door and went to a different window.

Shigeru, after drinking all of that pop, jumped up from his post beside the machine and ran over to the bathroom, but the door seemed stuck.

"Maybe it's like the pop machine, only Michiru's the one that can open it," Tomoyo suggested smugly.

As crazy as it seemed, this did indeed seem to be the case. No one else was able to open the door. Even Taiki was stumped as to why. Not that it's a surprise.

"Well, open it for me, would you? I really have to pee!"

Michiru smirked. "Give Tomoyo a Coke first, and me a Fresca."

"Fine!" Shigeru stomped over, pulled out the cans of pop, and walked over to the door. "Happy now?" he asked, holding the peace offering.

"I guess," Michiru answered, then opened the door. As soon as she was through, she slammed it behind him. "THERE!" she said.

Tomoyo nodded approvingly, taking a sip of the coke. "I really don't think getting you high on Fresca is a good idea though," she added warningly.

Setsuna looked up from the new game of hearts, where she was losing magnificently. "I'd have to agree there."

"What, is Michiru even odder than normal on Fresca?" Fiore asked innocently.

The girls nodded except for Michiru, who was sipping the Fresca and making faces.

"I find that hard to believe," said Taiki.

The girls shrugged.

"Y'know," Tomoyo began, "Now that I have coke, I'm beginning to get hungry."

"Me too." chorused everyone.

Shigeru came out of the bathroom, apparently there was no problem opening the door from the inside, which sucked.

"Will no one play Magic with me?"

"If you explain how…" Setsuna started.

"NO!" Nanami shouted. "YOU ARE PLAYING HEARTS!"

"Okay…"

Shigeru shrugged and went back to guarding the pop machine pointlessly, no one else could use it anyway.

"I'm hungry." Tomoyo said again. She and Michiru began plotting something evil.

Osama was having stomach problems again.

Taiki decided that as guest star, it was his duty to read.

SUPER-FIORE! by NATALIE

FIORE: well, at least I'm in it…

"Oh no," Michiru said. "I can't find the pineapple!"

TOMOYO: This story is making me hungry…

NANAMI: weren't you already?

"And I was going to make upside-down cake!"

TOMOYO: *groans*

SETSUNA: at least YOU have pop… *glares at Shigeru*

SHIGERU: not in this lifetime.

ZOOM! Super-Fiore appeared out of nowhere. "Never fear!"

SHIGERU: but I'm supposed to be the successful one!

TAIKI: ah yes, rap star, right?

SHIGERU: I find it very suspicious that you all knew about this…

He had a fresh pineapple.

NANAMI: *pretending to be Michiru* my hero!

"Wow. Cool."

MICHIRU: Thank you. I love you all.

ALL: O.o

SETSUNA: We told her not to drink the Fresca…

-

ALL: …

"Aw," said Shigeru. "My super-fire vomiting Troll of Hellfire is out of manna."

SHIGERU: *gasps*

TOMOYO: doesn't it mean "super-fic vomiting Effigy of Bin Laden?"

SHIGERU: no.

ZOOM! Super-Fiore appeared out of no-where,

FIORE: I think I'm beginning to see a pattern.

ALL: *roll eyes*

TAIKI: amazing…

carrying a pack of Magic cards. "Here you go."

SHIGERU: whew.

ALL: O.o

SETSUNA: I think Shigeru's on Fresca.

SHIGERU: I hate Fresca.

MICHIRU: so do I.

SETSUNA: She's just addicted to it.

ALL: O.o okay…

"Yay," Shigeru deadpanned.

ALL: *blank stares*

MICHIRU: I'm out of Fresca…

"I lost my flute," Setsuna said.

ZOOM!

SETSUNA: no I didn't!

"My CD player is out of batteries," Tomoyo whined.

ZOOM!

TOMOYO: cool!

TAIKI: whatever.

"Where's Playboy?" Taiki asked.

ZOOM!

TAIKI: but… I'm pure now… for Setsuna…

TOMOYO: Hey, you wanted to be in the story…

FIORE: I would NEVER provide Playboy for anyone, much less Taiki…

SETSUNA: What's Playboy?

TAIKI: *rolls eyes* (everyone else ignores this by now.)

"Nickel," said the bunny.

ZOOM!

MICHIRU: very true.

ALL: O.o

Then they all died.

TOMOYO and MICHIRU: YES!

ALL ELSE: …

BOOM.

THE END.

Tomoyo leaned back next to the pop machine, "I think I speak for us all when I say, 'That story had the best ending EVER!'"

Nanami looked perplexed. "The story last chapter had almost the same one…"

Michiru looked up from mourning the loss of her Fresca. "But YOU ruined it! Now you must die!" She continued to stand by the window.

Nanami sighed. "Let me guess," he said to Setsuna, "The Fresca hasn't worn off yet."

Setsuna laughed. She was winning a hand for once. "It'll be a while."

Shigeru had his head in his hands. "Oh, goody."

Taiki said, "Man, I don't want to leave!" he was talking to Osama. "Setsuna's here! I don't care if it's the end of the chap-"

And with a popping noise, Taiki disappeared.

















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