It had been about an hour since the last fic had appeared. Setsuna was
morning the loss of Taiki, but was afraid to show it.
Michiru was still slightly high and was watching Setsuna lose at hearts repeatedly and giving useful advice, like, "that's a bad card."
Tomoyo was staring at the ceiling. Every few minutes she would moan about how hungry she was, and Nanami would tell her to shut up. Fiore then reminded them all that saying shut up was not nice.
Shigeru was napping and sucking his thumb. He rolled over and muttered something about a Pop Machine. Everyone rolled their eyes and tried to ignore him.
BANG!
No one even flinched. Michiru sighed and looked up to see what had changed. "ARIMA!"
Tomoyo jumped. "Arima?" she asked, peering at the boy who had just appeared in the room. "Wait, how can he guest-star? He doesn't even go to MA."
"Neither do you anymore," Michiru pointed out.
Arima looked very confused. "Where am I?"
Nanami rolled his eyes. "Your guess is as good as mine. I don't even remember HAVING a dorm room. Do you want to play hearts?"
"Um. no thanks. hey, is that a pop-machine?"
Shigeru awakened very suddenly. "Yes. It's MY pop machine!"
"Oh. you must be the rap star." Arima smirked. Michiru began laughing. No one knew why.
"That's right." Shigeru said, putting his arms up, "You wanna make something of it?"
Arima glanced at Michiru, who was still laughing. Setsuna finally noticed his arrival. "Who's that?" everyone ignored her.
Michiru shook her head. "Boys are stupid sometimes."
"SOMETIMES?" Tomoyo asked. Arima had decided not to make something of it with the crazed little boy who had obviously taken to fall into this story harder than anyone else had. Few people knew why.
Fiore was confused.
Osama decided to give the group something to read.
"Guest star reads." Tomoyo said. Arima sighed and picked up the papers.
A FREUDIAN STORY BY NATALIE
TOMOYO: wow. Feudian.
FIORE: Freud is evil!
MICHIRU: this school has problems.
"I really, REALLY like bananas," said Fiore... provocatively.
FIORE: *blushing* what?
SETSUNA: what's provocatively?
ALL: *groan* that joke is getting old.
ARIMA: I don't think this author should be trusted in writing stories.
"I love bananas." Nanami said.
NANAMI: why do I have a feeling they make us gay in this story?
MICHIRU: you're psychic?
SHIGERU: you have the code name of a girl, but refuse to admit it?
ARIMA: Natalie wrote it?
FIORE: all of the above.
SETSUNA: *is still confused*
"Finally, something we can agree on!" Shigeru crowed.
SHIGERU: oh, no.
ARIMA: *laughs*
MICHIRU: doesn't the author usually only have people guest star if they make an appearance?
ARIMA: *stops laughing* what are you implying? *Reads ahead* I'm not making an appearance.
TOMOYO: is that because you don't make an appearance or because you're going to edit it out when you read it to us?
ARIMA: That is none of your concern.
The three of them immediately rushed to the store to buy a huge bushel of bananas.
SETSUNA: What's all this about bananas?
SHIGERU: I'm fairly certain that the story is going to tell you.
MICHIRU: you may not even want to know.
Then they could have ice cream and whipped cream and sprinkles and chocolate syrup and have banana splits.
TOMOYO: I thought this would be a cool story
ARIMA: I think you may like it better in a moment.
MA GUYS: *groan*
What gay fun!
TOMOYO: *cheers*
MICHIRU: *laughs at look on Arima's face*
ARIMA: please tell me I didn't just read that.
ALL: *no response*
Yes, I said gay fun.
TOMOYO: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NANAMI & SHIGERU: SHUT UP!!!!
FIORE: *looks dazed* I really don't think I should be hearing this.
SETSUNA: gay means happy, right?
MICHIRU: sure, Setsuna. Gay means happy.
Shut up.
TOMOYO: hey! That's not cool!
But there was a problem.
NANAMI: um. we're not gay?
That problem was Robert DeNiro.
NANAMI: hey! He changed the story!
ARIMA: no I didn't, see? *holds up paper*
NANAMI: crap.
He did not want them to eat bananas. But he died. Then they bought the bananas and went home.
ARIMA: that's possibly the most random thing.
TOMOYO: great, isn't it?
ARIMA: sure. why did I agree to guest star again?
But all was not good. Because suddenly, Michiru decided she wanted bananas.
MICHIRU: WHAT?
ALL: *laughing*
ARIMA: Bananas, eh?
MICHIRU: *blushes*
So she went and stole the conviniently phallic shaped objects.
ALL (including MICHIRU): *laughter*
SETSUNA: why are we laughing?
FIORE: beats me.
The boys cried, because this is a Freudian story and the stealing of the bananas obviously represented their ascent into manhood being halted.
MA GUYS: excuse us?
ARIMA: gee, I didn't realize Michiru had that much power.
MICHIRU: I really hope I don't.
Only one thing was left to do.
TOMOYO: Buy a briney spears CD?
NANAMI: *blushes* no.
They bought a Britney Spears CD and had a group bonding session
TOMOYO: bondage?
MICHIRU: you have mv on the brain.
TOMOYO: that was last christmas!
ALL ELSE: WHAT?
TOMOYO & MICHIRU: nothing.
(that's bonding, not bondage)
ALL: .
while dancing to "I'm A Slave 4 U". Then Fiore cried and learned to love again,
FIORE: say what?
MICHIRU: anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
ARIMA: I AM!!!
TOMOYO: Hotaru?
FIORE: I didn't even LIKE her!
and Shigeru wrote an inspirational rap song,
ALL: *are not surprised*
and Nanami was really smart.
ALL: *no change in reaction*
Meanwhile, the bananas were over ripe and squishy, so Michiru gave them back.
TOMOYO: because they were gay?
ALL GUYS: NO!
Also, still ugly.
TOMOYO & MICHIRU: YES!
ARIMA: what now?
TOMOYO: pokey.
The end.
ALL: whew!
Everyone was understandably exhausted. And hungry.
BANG!
Again, no one flinched. Well, no one but Arima. "Jesus Christ that's loud!"
Setsuna looked scarred. She pointed at Arima accusingly "He used the Lord's name in vain!"
Michiru rolled her eyes, "Setsuna, get used to it already." Setsuna crossed her arms.
Tomoyo was already inspecting the snack machine. "It seems to be broken," she said sadly, after beating it with a shoe.
Fiore rolled his eyes. He pushed the button and food fell out "lunch time!" no one else even bothered to try. They were too lazy, and they had good reason to believe that it would only work for Fiore, anyway.
Being too nice for his own good, he gave everyone what they wanted without even demanding payment from Shigeru.
And with a slight popping noise Arima disappeared, signaling the end of the chapter. Michiru was probably the only one sad to see him go, being as no one else really even knew who he was.
A/N so what do you think? Too much stuff? Review! What should happen? Who should guest star?
Michiru was still slightly high and was watching Setsuna lose at hearts repeatedly and giving useful advice, like, "that's a bad card."
Tomoyo was staring at the ceiling. Every few minutes she would moan about how hungry she was, and Nanami would tell her to shut up. Fiore then reminded them all that saying shut up was not nice.
Shigeru was napping and sucking his thumb. He rolled over and muttered something about a Pop Machine. Everyone rolled their eyes and tried to ignore him.
BANG!
No one even flinched. Michiru sighed and looked up to see what had changed. "ARIMA!"
Tomoyo jumped. "Arima?" she asked, peering at the boy who had just appeared in the room. "Wait, how can he guest-star? He doesn't even go to MA."
"Neither do you anymore," Michiru pointed out.
Arima looked very confused. "Where am I?"
Nanami rolled his eyes. "Your guess is as good as mine. I don't even remember HAVING a dorm room. Do you want to play hearts?"
"Um. no thanks. hey, is that a pop-machine?"
Shigeru awakened very suddenly. "Yes. It's MY pop machine!"
"Oh. you must be the rap star." Arima smirked. Michiru began laughing. No one knew why.
"That's right." Shigeru said, putting his arms up, "You wanna make something of it?"
Arima glanced at Michiru, who was still laughing. Setsuna finally noticed his arrival. "Who's that?" everyone ignored her.
Michiru shook her head. "Boys are stupid sometimes."
"SOMETIMES?" Tomoyo asked. Arima had decided not to make something of it with the crazed little boy who had obviously taken to fall into this story harder than anyone else had. Few people knew why.
Fiore was confused.
Osama decided to give the group something to read.
"Guest star reads." Tomoyo said. Arima sighed and picked up the papers.
A FREUDIAN STORY BY NATALIE
TOMOYO: wow. Feudian.
FIORE: Freud is evil!
MICHIRU: this school has problems.
"I really, REALLY like bananas," said Fiore... provocatively.
FIORE: *blushing* what?
SETSUNA: what's provocatively?
ALL: *groan* that joke is getting old.
ARIMA: I don't think this author should be trusted in writing stories.
"I love bananas." Nanami said.
NANAMI: why do I have a feeling they make us gay in this story?
MICHIRU: you're psychic?
SHIGERU: you have the code name of a girl, but refuse to admit it?
ARIMA: Natalie wrote it?
FIORE: all of the above.
SETSUNA: *is still confused*
"Finally, something we can agree on!" Shigeru crowed.
SHIGERU: oh, no.
ARIMA: *laughs*
MICHIRU: doesn't the author usually only have people guest star if they make an appearance?
ARIMA: *stops laughing* what are you implying? *Reads ahead* I'm not making an appearance.
TOMOYO: is that because you don't make an appearance or because you're going to edit it out when you read it to us?
ARIMA: That is none of your concern.
The three of them immediately rushed to the store to buy a huge bushel of bananas.
SETSUNA: What's all this about bananas?
SHIGERU: I'm fairly certain that the story is going to tell you.
MICHIRU: you may not even want to know.
Then they could have ice cream and whipped cream and sprinkles and chocolate syrup and have banana splits.
TOMOYO: I thought this would be a cool story
ARIMA: I think you may like it better in a moment.
MA GUYS: *groan*
What gay fun!
TOMOYO: *cheers*
MICHIRU: *laughs at look on Arima's face*
ARIMA: please tell me I didn't just read that.
ALL: *no response*
Yes, I said gay fun.
TOMOYO: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NANAMI & SHIGERU: SHUT UP!!!!
FIORE: *looks dazed* I really don't think I should be hearing this.
SETSUNA: gay means happy, right?
MICHIRU: sure, Setsuna. Gay means happy.
Shut up.
TOMOYO: hey! That's not cool!
But there was a problem.
NANAMI: um. we're not gay?
That problem was Robert DeNiro.
NANAMI: hey! He changed the story!
ARIMA: no I didn't, see? *holds up paper*
NANAMI: crap.
He did not want them to eat bananas. But he died. Then they bought the bananas and went home.
ARIMA: that's possibly the most random thing.
TOMOYO: great, isn't it?
ARIMA: sure. why did I agree to guest star again?
But all was not good. Because suddenly, Michiru decided she wanted bananas.
MICHIRU: WHAT?
ALL: *laughing*
ARIMA: Bananas, eh?
MICHIRU: *blushes*
So she went and stole the conviniently phallic shaped objects.
ALL (including MICHIRU): *laughter*
SETSUNA: why are we laughing?
FIORE: beats me.
The boys cried, because this is a Freudian story and the stealing of the bananas obviously represented their ascent into manhood being halted.
MA GUYS: excuse us?
ARIMA: gee, I didn't realize Michiru had that much power.
MICHIRU: I really hope I don't.
Only one thing was left to do.
TOMOYO: Buy a briney spears CD?
NANAMI: *blushes* no.
They bought a Britney Spears CD and had a group bonding session
TOMOYO: bondage?
MICHIRU: you have mv on the brain.
TOMOYO: that was last christmas!
ALL ELSE: WHAT?
TOMOYO & MICHIRU: nothing.
(that's bonding, not bondage)
ALL: .
while dancing to "I'm A Slave 4 U". Then Fiore cried and learned to love again,
FIORE: say what?
MICHIRU: anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
ARIMA: I AM!!!
TOMOYO: Hotaru?
FIORE: I didn't even LIKE her!
and Shigeru wrote an inspirational rap song,
ALL: *are not surprised*
and Nanami was really smart.
ALL: *no change in reaction*
Meanwhile, the bananas were over ripe and squishy, so Michiru gave them back.
TOMOYO: because they were gay?
ALL GUYS: NO!
Also, still ugly.
TOMOYO & MICHIRU: YES!
ARIMA: what now?
TOMOYO: pokey.
The end.
ALL: whew!
Everyone was understandably exhausted. And hungry.
BANG!
Again, no one flinched. Well, no one but Arima. "Jesus Christ that's loud!"
Setsuna looked scarred. She pointed at Arima accusingly "He used the Lord's name in vain!"
Michiru rolled her eyes, "Setsuna, get used to it already." Setsuna crossed her arms.
Tomoyo was already inspecting the snack machine. "It seems to be broken," she said sadly, after beating it with a shoe.
Fiore rolled his eyes. He pushed the button and food fell out "lunch time!" no one else even bothered to try. They were too lazy, and they had good reason to believe that it would only work for Fiore, anyway.
Being too nice for his own good, he gave everyone what they wanted without even demanding payment from Shigeru.
And with a slight popping noise Arima disappeared, signaling the end of the chapter. Michiru was probably the only one sad to see him go, being as no one else really even knew who he was.
A/N so what do you think? Too much stuff? Review! What should happen? Who should guest star?
