Ch 7 Frankie goes to Hollywood
A stunned silence filled the room for several seconds. "Let us never speak of this again." Nanami said firmly. Everyone nodded and put their shoes back on. Shigeru lay on his bed starring at them in shock. The author is pleased to note that he was now wearing a shirt.

Fiore cleared his throat, "So. are we going to finish that Hearts game?"

Setsuna looked up from tying her shoe. "Sure, and I'm going to beat you all!"

Tomoyo sighed, "you always say that."

".and you always lose." Michiru added.

And just like that, the disturbing events of the previous chapter were dropped. for the time being. Shigeru rolled over on his back and starred at the ceiling. His pop machine had been relocated to the floor next to the Osama statue.

"You know." Tomoyo said, looking at the statue, "It would be so much cooler to have a statue of Saddam."

"Man, that's so emo." Setsuna said.

Michiru raised an eyebrow at her.

Tomoyo stared open-mouthed. "No it isn't. you really don't understand the concept of emo-ism do you?"

Setsuna gave her a wide-eyed innocent look and lost another hand of hearts. Maybe Nanami was cheating.

Faint laughter was heard from a previously unoccupied corner.

"Saral?" Michiru asked the long-haired girl, "Why didn't we hear you come in?"

Saral laughed. "I don't know." She looked around her and laughed some more.

"SHUT UP!" Michiru yelled at her. "YOU CANNOT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!"

Everyone stared at Michiru. She was looking rather upset and in need of a Fresca.

Tomoyo started cutting pictures out of a magazine that she found under one of the boys' beds.

Saral was inspecting the resident statue. "Look! A paper!" She picked it up. "This is by far the least sensical reference to Hollywood." She began to read.

Frankie goes to Hollywood

MICHIRU: man, that's like that episode of punk'd where they steal Frankie Muniz's car.

TOMOYO: That's the only episode you've seen!

MICHIRU: oh yeah.

FIORE: dare I ask whom "Frankie" refers to?

One day Nanami was all, "no way gurlfrand"

NANAMI: well then.

SHIGERU: no way gurlfrand!

ALL: O.o;;

SETSUNA: I think he's still a bit ill.

and Shigeru's all "oh no she di-in't"

SHIGERU: She sure as hell better not have. poor baby.

SARAL: Oh my. *laughs*

MICHIRU: shut up. please?

NANAMI: I have lost all thread of what is going on.

but it was like, oh dude she totally did.

TOMOYO: it had to be that way, didn't it.

SARAL: um. you guys do realize that this should be hilarious, right?

FIORE: we've had a bit of a hard day.

MICHIRU: *strong sad voice* every day you die a little more.

TOMOYO: like that.

Then Nanami and Shigeru and Fiore listed to Cher and Dolly Parton and so did Vin Diesel.

TOMOYO: *laughs a bit after picturing this*

ALL ELSE: *silence*

But Saddam Hussein bitchslapped Vin

NANAMI: This story is so very politically incorrect.

TOMOYO: MY MARIO MAN SHALL BITCHSLAP WHOMEVER HE LIKES.

MICHIRU: damn straight.

SETSUNA: *rolls eyes*

SARAL: oh my. Did i ever agree to this guest-starring thing?

MICHIRU: no.

SARAL: ah.

Eminem and Moby fell in love.

TOMOYO & MICHIRU: the perfect couple.

SARAL: I like Moby!

FIORE: Eminem is sacrilegious.

SETSUNA: I'm tired.

SHIGERU: I wished one of THEM had guest-starred

SARAL: hey.

Nanami and Shigeru painted their nails rainbow and got out their Richard Simmons workout tapes so they could sweat to the oldies.

NANAMI: oddly, that sounds strangely pleasant.

TOMOYO: and the revolution has begun.

SHIGERU: DUDE! I TOTALLY HEART RICHARD SIMMONS!

FIORE: Does anyone know why he is so out of character?

SARAL: *laughs more*

Shaquille O'Neil walked by and said, "They are soooo gay."

NANAMI: hey, he should talk.

Saral set the very odd fic down and just as suddenly disappeared without a sound.

Tomoyo sighed, "well, it looks like this chapter is over."

"An abrupt end to a melancholy chapter." Setsuna stated sadly.
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