CAN'T STAND TO WATCH THIS

Parody of "Don't Beleive It All" by Treble Charger

Written by Philip Moore

Hurrying out of the john

Seems a great movie is on

All the things they say in the daily paper seems OK

So I expect a grade-A movie o come my way (so I sit down)

The opening credits rolls

Eating from my popcorn bowl

But I've made a really bad mistake

CHORUS ONE

This plot is so predictable

I can't stand to watch this much more

They have fights and fists and all

But what's worst, they don't mention why

Half of this movie is past

How long will this torture last

The sets are second-hand, the acting's really bad and lighting fell

If you ask me, this film should forever burn in Video Hell (all this time I)

Could have shut the TV off

But I just can't get enough

Of laughing at this B-movie disgrace, so

CHORUS TWO

This plot is so predictable

I can't stand to watch this much more

They have fights and fists and all

But what's worst, they don't mention why

No, they don't mention why

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight

CHORUS ONE

CHORUS ONE

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight

They hired bums off the street

Their budget was real tight