CAN'T STAND TO WATCH THIS
Parody of "Don't Beleive It All" by Treble Charger
Written by Philip Moore
Hurrying out of the john
Seems a great movie is on
All the things they say in the daily paper seems OK
So I expect a grade-A movie o come my way (so I sit down)
The opening credits rolls
Eating from my popcorn bowl
But I've made a really bad mistake
CHORUS ONE
This plot is so predictable
I can't stand to watch this much more
They have fights and fists and all
But what's worst, they don't mention why
Half of this movie is past
How long will this torture last
The sets are second-hand, the acting's really bad and lighting fell
If you ask me, this film should forever burn in Video Hell (all this time I)
Could have shut the TV off
But I just can't get enough
Of laughing at this B-movie disgrace, so
CHORUS TWO
This plot is so predictable
I can't stand to watch this much more
They have fights and fists and all
But what's worst, they don't mention why
No, they don't mention why
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
CHORUS ONE
CHORUS ONE
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
Parody of "Don't Beleive It All" by Treble Charger
Written by Philip Moore
Hurrying out of the john
Seems a great movie is on
All the things they say in the daily paper seems OK
So I expect a grade-A movie o come my way (so I sit down)
The opening credits rolls
Eating from my popcorn bowl
But I've made a really bad mistake
CHORUS ONE
This plot is so predictable
I can't stand to watch this much more
They have fights and fists and all
But what's worst, they don't mention why
Half of this movie is past
How long will this torture last
The sets are second-hand, the acting's really bad and lighting fell
If you ask me, this film should forever burn in Video Hell (all this time I)
Could have shut the TV off
But I just can't get enough
Of laughing at this B-movie disgrace, so
CHORUS TWO
This plot is so predictable
I can't stand to watch this much more
They have fights and fists and all
But what's worst, they don't mention why
No, they don't mention why
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
CHORUS ONE
CHORUS ONE
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
They hired bums off the street
Their budget was real tight
