ENTER THE STALKERS 2: SCOUTS HONOR The Merry Prankster



CHAPTER EIGHT: HOMECOMING

"Fort Apache"

Planet Tauri Alpha V

Outer Rim

Star Wars Universe

"Well, that should just about do it."

Anthony "Saint" Christopher looked up as the last transport carrying the children back to their homes lifted off the landing pad. The young American turned to walk back to the operations center. During his walk, he took the time to reflect on the last few days. The operation had been a success. The children were saved and the dude in the black bathrobe, defeated and killed. However, there was the matter of SG1 and Saint's crew still being stuck in what he now knew to be the "Star Wars" Universe. A staff meeting had been called to go over their next move.

Colonel Jack O'Neill, commander of SG1 looked over to Saint and remarked. "Nice to see you were able to make the meeting."

"Sorry sir, I was just seeing the last of the children off."

"I understand Lieutenant, do not let it happen next time. Now, that we have rescued the children, defeated the bad guys, and leveled the base, we turn to another matter. How do we get back to Earth?"

Daniel Jackson stood up. " While searching the temple's cellar, Saint and I uncovered writing that made reference to some artifact that could allow travel between universes. Unfortunately, the information describing where this artifact is located, how to work it, and just about anything else are in a language I can't make heads or tails of it."

Daniel sat back down and was replaced by Mace Windu. The Jedi Master had spent most of the day communicating with the council going over what had been uncovered in the base. The black Jedi rose from his chair addressed the group. "I have just finished my report to the council. The Jedi Council has decided that all aid will be given to help SG1return home. Based on the information uncovered by Dr. Jackson and Anthony Christopher, Master Yoda requests that Colonel O'Neill's group accompany Master Gallia, Jedi Kenobi, and myself back to Coruscant." Mace turned to look Saint directly in the face. "Master Yoda has also made it clear that Master Jinn and Saint should proceed directly to Coruscant and present their report to the council in person."

Saint turned to his friend and master, Qui Gon Jinn. "Is this standard procedure for Jedi Knights?"

"Normally, the council will accept transmitted reports. But in our case, in-person reports are required."

"Does this have anything to do with your previous 'reckless behavior' or my current 'reckless behavior'?"

"Yes"

Jack cleared his throat loudly to get Saint and Qui Gon's attention. Saint turned around to look at the SG1 commander, who continued. "So it is settled, My SG1 team will ride back to Coruscant with Master Windu. Major Carter and Teal'c will ride with Lt. Christopher and Master Jinn. Are there any questions? Dismissed."

The meeting broke up as each person left to gather up his/her things and load them onto their perspective ships. While in the meeting, Sam had been observing Saint and Qui Gon. She almost missed the look on the young American's face when Master Windu had relayed the instructions for the two to go immediately to Coruscant. That Saint is up to something and I will find out what it is. Noticing that the two objects of her observation were about to leave, she rushed to catch up to them.

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"Hey wait up!"

Saint and Qui Gon were about to leave the room when Major Carter caught up with them. Her shout caused both of them to stop and turn around. Saint waited until Sam had reached them before speaking out.

"Is there anything I can help you with Major?"

"Yes there is. I noticed that you had a strange look on your face when Master Windu relayed the council's orders for you to go directly to Coruscant."

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"Don't try to pull a fast one on me lieutenant. I've been around long enough to know when someone's about to do something. Besides, that look was the same one you had when you described creating the attack signal."

Saint looked over to Qui Gon and asked him if he could have a minute alone with the major. The older Jedi replied that he had to check the ship anyway and walked up. Saint turned back to Sam and led her off to an empty storeroom.

"Major, you are right. I was planning to take on a little side trip. All Master Windu said was that Master Jinn and I were to proceed to the council. I have a little errand that needs to be taken care of immediately." Anthony looked around to see if anyone else was listening. "Major, did you ever see the movie Star Wars?"

"Yes, and if your referring to what I think you are, then yes, I know we are in Star Wars. I believe it to be the fourth movie, The Phantom Menace." Sam rubbed her chin in thought before "Wait a minute, you aren't thinking about changing what is going to happen are you?"

"I already altered this reality from the movie when I saved Qui Gon's life from that Sith, Darth Maul. Look, this is no longer a movie to me. I have gotten to know many of the characters and they are no longer faces on a screen to me. Qui Gon and Obi Wan saved my life back on Naboo. In fact, they have become somewhat my family in this universe. Queen Amidala gave me shelter while I recuperated. What I am trying to say is that they are my friends and family and I will do everything possible to help them."

"I understand. So what's your newest alteration?"

"Well, lets just say I plan on stopping by a familiar desert world called Tatooine and free a certain female slave."

"Hold on, you are going to rescue Anakin Skywalker's mother? Don't you know what that will do?"

"Anakin is a good kid who loves and worries about his mom. Lets just say, I'm gonna give him an extra reason to stay with good guys and not start down the road that leads to the creation of Darth Vadar."

Sam looked at the ceiling as she considered the implications of that last statement. "So what about the emperor?"

Saint had been walking back toward the ship when he paused for a moment. Without missing a beat, he replied "Lets just say by the time I'm through, there will never be an emperor."

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Spaceship, "Nubian Raider"

Voyage to Coruscant/Tatooine

Star Wars Universe

31 BSW

Disassembling what became known unofficially as Fort Apache was accomplished quickly. Saint joined Wins in the cockpit for the flight back to the council. Wins asked his former pilot to punch the jump coordinates into the navi-computer. Wins had a feeling that Saint was up to something and turned around to ask him when he noticed that the "boy-scout" did not punch in the coordinates for Coruscant.

"What's going on? Those are not the coordinates for Coruscant."

"That's right. We are making a little detour to Tatooine."

"Tatooine? Wait a minute...." Wins thought back to where he had heard the name Tatooine before. It was when his parents took him to see Star Wars as a kid. Wasn't Tatooine the home planet of Luke Skywalker in Star Wars? And, according to the movie, Luke's father Darth Vadar was once Anakin Skywalker. Therefore.. OH, SHIT! Wins' eyes grew as round as saucers with the implications of their side trip sinking in. "Just what the hell is going through that thick Boy Scout skull of yours?"

"When I discovered the treasure, Daniel and I were talking about a familiar movie and it hit me. We are in a real time Star Wars universe and have already begun making changes. Saving Qui Gon, and nearly getting killed in the process, was the first alteration to the movie. So I figure, why not take the treasure and use it to buy Anakin's mom's freedom."

"Saint, my good friend, you are such a boy scout."

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"Hey you got a minute?"

Qui Gon looked up from his meditation as Sam entered the cabin. He motioned for to join him at the table.

"What can I do for you major?"

"I just overheard Wins and Saint talking in the cockpit. Apparently, Wins was not too excited about Saint's little course adjustment. There was another reason, I wanted to talk to you. If I remember correctly from talking to Obi Wan, the Jedi do not usually allow anyone over age two to begin training. Saint is much older than that. So why was he accepted?"

Qui Gon sat quietly as he contemplated his answer. "Anthony had already shown an ability to use the Force that was combined with a gift for getting involved into sticky situations for the sake of doing one of his 'good deeds'. The council was convinced that he would continue to use the Force whether he had any formal training or not. Therefore it would be wise to place him with a suitable master to train and keep an eye on him."

Sam considered the older Jedi's answer. Of course they would have to saddle you with him.

A loud beeping interrupted any further conversation. Qui Gon walked over to an intercom and pressed the receive button. "What is it?"

"We are about to drop out of hyperspace, so you two need to strap in. We will be landing at Mos Eisley in an hour."



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Watto's Junk Shop

Mos Eisley, Tatooine

Star Wars Universe

31 BSW



Sam took a deep breath as she exited the landing bay. I never thought I'd be walking in Luke Skywalker's home town. Lucas got the location right, this place does look like some of the places in North Africa. She turned around to see Saint, Master Jinn, and Wins join her.

Qui Gon mentioned to Saint that the Jedi were not often welcome in certain areas on the Outer Rim and it would be wise to keep a low profile. Then he voiced the question that the others were afraid to ask "What is your plan?"

Saint's companions began to get a sinking feeling in their stomachs at the slight smile forming on his face. Imitating Marlon Brando from the Godfather, the young American simply replied "I plan on making him an offer he can't refuse." Both Sam and Wins silently mouthed "Oh Shit" while Qui Gon rubbed the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger I am getting too old for this.

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The twinkling melody of chimes announced Saint and company's entrance into the junk shop. The shop was about the size of a small shop back on Earth. Inside various pit-droids walked around placing merchandise on the various shelves. Sam took the initiative an announced their presence. "Hello, is anybody here?"

"I'll be with you in just a minute!" Watto, a short insect-like creature had been in the back looking over his books. He had only just now begun recovering from losing his wager on the pod race that ended up freeing Anakin Skywalker. Grinning to himself, the shop keeper was practically drooling over the chance to make another sale. Flying out of the back, his joy evaporated as he recognized Master Jinn.

"Oh No! Not you again. The last time you came in here it ended up costing me one of my more gifted workers and set me back financially. You Jedis are nothing but trouble. Get Out and Don't come back!"

Saint noticed that the shopkeeper was not too happy to see Master Jinn and decided to take charge. Putting on his biggest 'Trust Me' smiles, the young American cleared his throat to get the insects attention. "But you don't even know why we came to you? For a few moments of your time, you could end up being much richer"

The shop keeper flew up to Saint and scowled as he considered the offer. "Who are you and what do you want?"

"My name is Anthony Christopher. I am a friend of Anakin Skywalker and I am here to buy his mother's freedom."

Watto flew around the group and sneered "I don't care who you are. You could never get enough money to free Anakin's mother. Shmi Skywalker is not for sale. Now get out before I call the authorities on you. Jedi are not welcome here!"

Qui Gon felt a wave of anger arise out of his pupil and tried to calm him down. "Anthony..."

Sam turned to Wins and asked him what was going on. Wins didn't even look back as he replied. "I think out boy scout has just appointed himself, Anakin's very overprotective big brother."

As if he had heard them, Saint gave a short nod in their direction.

The Jedi master's talk was cut short as his pupil moved quickly across the room and slammed the insect up against the wall. Watto had never experienced such a reaction from any of the Jedi he had encountered in the past. Looking into the young American's eyes, he could see no passion. Collecting his wits, he stammered "Wait, you Jedi never lose your tempers. What is so important about that Jedi brat and his mother?"

Saint ignored his master as he stared at the insect and in a low voice answered. "First, I'm not like the other Jedi. Second, a friend of mine made me realize a couple of days ago that I really liked Anakin so much that I would do anything to help him. So don't think of Anakin as the former slave or Jedi brat. Instead, think of him as MY BABY BROTHER. " Then for Sam's and Win's amusement, he continued with line from a familiar movie. "I am willing to give you more than the going rate for female slaves. So, you can either profit from it or be destroyed by it. Your choice."

The shopkeeper, looking defeated, sighed and simply said "Show me what you are offering as payment and I will turn Shmi Skywalker over to you."

A bright smile formed on Anthony's face as he turned to his friends. "See, I told you he would be reasonable with the right form of persuasion."

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When they had reached the street, Qui Gon put his hand of Saint's shoulder to stop him. Saint closed his eyes, drew in a deep breath as he mentally prepared himself for another 'talk'. Finally, he turned around raised his hand, and faced his master.

"Master Jinn, I have a good idea of what you about to tell me. I know you do not approve of my actions back there and I'm sorry for making you disappointed. But, he was not going to listen to you and I had to make him want to do whatever it took to get rid of us on a good note. Besides, mission accomplish."

Qui Gon shook his head as he chided his pupil "Anthony, it's not your goals I worry about. It's the methods you use to reach those goals. I am concerned that one day you will lose sight of what you are fighting for and fall into the darkness."

Man, is he good. I swear Master Jinn could be a travel agent for the guilt trip. Saint had been looking at the ground as Qui Gon talked to him. Finally he looked up at his friend and master. "Then I am extremely lucky to have you as my teacher and friend to save me from myself. I'll do better."

Releasing a slight smile of his own, Qui Gon patted his student on the back and suggested that they go to the Skywalker house and get Anakin's mother ready for her freedom.

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Jedi Temple

Planet Coruscant

Star Wars Universe

41 BSW

Dr. Daniel Jackson, of Earth, let out a whistle as he took in his surroundings. It was one thing to see the city of Coruscant on a movie screen. It was an entirely different matter to see the city first hand. It had been a relatively short trip from Tauri Alpha V to Coruscant. However, Daniel had nearly drive a pair of Jedi masters crazy with his incessant questions on the spaceship, the Force, and generally life in the Republic. So it was with great relief that that the trip was finally over.

Jack climbed into a open top air taxi and sat down next to Mace Windu. As the taxi left the landing pad, Jack leaned over the side and quickly pulled his head back and tried to sit as far away from the edge as possible. It is certainly a long drop He noticed that the black Jedi master was smiling. Mace Windu cut off any response from the SG1 leader and simply said "I apologize for making you unease. It is perfectly normal for a person to have a concern for heights."

Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c were met at outside the Jedi Temple by Yoda. The little green troll looked over the group before walking up to Mace. Looking the black Jedi in the eye, Yoda simply asked.

"Master Jinn and Saint were supposed to be with you, I believe. Hmmmmmm?"

Jack had been watching the scene in quiet amusement. Dang, the little green troll doesn't look half bad in real life.

The small master Jedi cocked his head as if considering something. He turned around, walked up to Jack and whacked the American across the shins with his walking stick."

To Daniel's amusement, the SG1 commander began hopping up and down, holding his injured legs, and saying a few choice words. Finally he calmed down enough to ask Yoda what was that for? The older Jedi calmly replied. "Troll, I am not."

Daniel eyes grew bigger as he realized that the little green Jedi had somehow detected Jack's thoughts. Okay, note to self. Do not think anything around the Jedi Master that can't be said out loud. Daniel became a little more concerned when Yoda turned directly to him and simply said "See that you do."

"Uhhhh, Master Yoda, sir. I believe I can tell you what happened to our missing companions."

Yoda had turned back to talk to Mace Windu and Adi Gallia when Daniel spoke up. The Jedi Master motioned for the young American to continue.

"I believe Saint said something about taking a little detour on the way back here to take care of some unfinished business."

"And what business would be so important that it would entail ignoring a order to proceed directly to Coruscant and report back to the Council?"

"I don't know but all Saint said was "Trust Me"

Mace Windu turned first to Adi Gallia and then to Obi Wan Kenobi. Each Jedi was thinking the same thought at this latest revelation. Oh Shit.

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Shmi Skywalker's Apartment

Mos Eisley, Tatooine

Star Wars Universe

31 BSW

It was agreed the Qui Gon would be the first to go up to the door and announce their presence to Anakin's mother. Noticing that the door chime wasn't working, the tall Jedi knocked on the door. A female voice sounded through the door.

"Just a minute."

Saint could clearly hear the sound of footsteps approaching the door. A few moments later the door slowly opened to reveal an middle age woman. She had obviously weathered some tough times from the condition of her face. However, her eyes lit up with joy as she recognized Qui Gon and she immediately welcomed the group into her modest home.

"Master Jinn it is so good to see you again. How is my dear Ani doing? Now, where are my manners. Can I offer you and your companions something to drink?"

Qui Gon waved his hand saying that they really didn't need anything. He told her that Anakin was doing well in his studies but that was not the reason they were there. The Jedi Master introduced everyone and pointed to Saint, mentioned that the young American would be better at telling their reason for being there.

Saint took a deep breath. "Maam, I'm not the type of person as they say on my homeworld, to Beat Around the Bush. So I'll lay everything out in the open for you. I dragged Master Jinn and my companions to secure your freedom." Shmi Skywalker sat down in surprise as the implication sank in. Seeing that he had her undivided attention, Saint continued. "I have gotten to know Anakin pretty well for the last year and have become somewhat protective of him. He's a great kid by the way. So I recently came into some wealth and decided to do something for him. As of right now, you are to gather your belongings together and accompany us back to Coruscant."

Shmi looked over to Qui Gon for confirmation. His nod was all she needed to move into action. Wins, Sam, Qui Gon, and Saint all helped Anakin's mother get her stuff loaded on the ship and escorted her to get the slave control device deactivated and removed. Once everyone was safely loaded aboard the ship, Wins leaned over to Sam and whispered "See what I mean? He never turns down the chance to do a good deed."

Sam looked back to where Saint, Gui Gon, and Anakin's mother were sitting at the table. Shaking her head in slight disbelief, "You are right, he is such a Boy Scout"

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Jedi Temple

Planet Coruscant

Star Wars Universe

41 BSW

"Will you just sit down? There's nothing to worry about."

Jack looked up from his pacing before replying. "Nothing to worry about? In case you haven't noticed we are presently waiting outside the chambers of the Jedi Council to ask for their aid in helping us get back to our world. Aren't you a little concerned about not being able to get out of this movie and back home?"

Daniel shook his head and sat back in his chair. "First, as Saint informed me so effectively, this is not a movie. We are in a real universe, sitting on a real planet, and interacting with real people. Besides, if the real Jedi are like their movie counterparts, then we have nothing to worry about."

"I hope you're right." The doors to the chamber opened and Mace Windu informed the two Americans that the council will see them. "Showtime."

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To the contrary, the meeting with the Jedi Council was short. Daniel explained that he and Lt. Christopher had uncovered a series of hieroglyphic writing on the walls of one of the temple chambers. Further examination had revealed that parts of the frieze were written in a understandable language. However, the rest was unknown to the doctor. What he had been able to decipher pointed to an artifact that unlocked the barriers between the universes.

Master Even Piell, a long eared and long lived Lannik, listened as Daniel voiced his observations on the hieroglyphs. Finally, he had heard enough and suggested that Daniel be escorted to the Jedi Library and teamed up with one of the esteemed Jedi linguists. After a short debate, it was agreed that Daniel would be teamed up with Luminara Unduli for this task. She was quickly brought before the council.

Luminara had been standing next to Jack O'Neill during the council's proceedings. Something caught her attention and she turned just in time to see Jack slap his forehead and groan.

"What is wrong?"

Jack looked up at the exotic near-human Jedi Knight and shook his head. "The council doesn't know what it has just unleashed." To Luminara's unspoken question, Jack pointed at a visibly excited Daniel. "Sending Daniel to the Jedi Library is like giving a young child a match, gasoline, and telling him to go do something. We will need to organize a well trained strike force to get him OUT of the library."

Yoda had ended their audience and the SG1 team members began filing out the door. The exotic-looking Jedi continued out with Jack, commenting "Then I will be sure to keep him on the assigned task and keep him out of trouble."

O'Neill gave Luminara a hard look before replying "Good Luck."

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Spaceship, "Nubian Raider"

Landing Pad 3-2b-56

Planet Coruscant

Star Wars Universe

A slight shudder ran through the cockpit as the Nubian Raider touched down on the landing pad. Anthony "Saint" Christopher leaned back and scratched his head. "Man, it feels so good to be back home."

Wins looked over from the pilot's seat. "Are you sure? I mean, I'm pretty sure Yoda and the rest of the Jedi council won't be too happy over our little side trip."

"Wins, you've got to be more positive. Look at all we have accomplished. First, we shut down the child kidnap ring. Second, we discover that the Sith lord was behind it. Finally, we rescued Anakin's mom and the chance of a future Darth Vadar entering on stage is greatly diminished. What could go wrong?"

Wins just stared for a minute at the grinning boyscout before answering. " Lets just say that from what I heard about Yoda, I'm glad I'm not in your shoes."

The two pilots climbed out of the seats and met up with the rest of their little group at the open hatchway. Saint took a quick look out the hatchway before turning back to his companions. "Well, the welcoming committee is out in force. I counted at least three Jedi Masters waiting with the taxi."

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It turned out that Masters Eeth Koth, Plo Koon, and Ki-Adi-Mundi were there to ensure that Qui Gon and his student got to the council chambers without any further side trips. Shmi Skywalker leaned over and asked Master Jinn what the other Jedi were talking about. Qui Gon took a deep breath before answering, "Young Anthony has this incredible talent for getting in trouble. In the short time I have known him, he has shown a drive to do good deeds often in spite of regulations and orders from higher authorities. Then, he compounds this with calling in all his friends and anybody nearby to help with his good deeds. He has often been reckless in the past and it is a challenge to reign him in."

Shmi looked over at Saint. Something about the young man's character impressed her. "He has a good heart. I believe that the universe would be a much better place if more young people did so much for others. And, he is lucky to have you as a teacher to watch over him."

"You are right about that."

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Qui Gon and Saint were led directly to the council chamber. The three escorts took their seats and waited for Even Piell, a long-eared Lannik, to start the session. The female master gave the young American a long hard stare before speaking. "If I recall, your orders were to investigate the rumors of foul dealings on Tauri Alpha V and report your findings to council. Instead the council had to learn from other sources that you had organized a small army, assaulted the base, and rescued the children without asking permission from the council."

Saint took a deep breath, The again, maybe not all is well with the council before responding. "But Master Piell, I contacted Masters Gallia and Windu and informed them about what was going on. So, according to a certain point of view, you could say I did contact the council, since Master Windu sits on the council."

Yoda got out of his chair and walked over to Saint and hit him across the shins with his glimmer stick.

"OW! What was that for?"

"To teach certain young padawans not to disobey the wishes of the council. On at least three occasions, you have either exceeded your instructions or acted on your own without informing the council!"

"Master Yoda, I have the greatest respect for you and the council, but the boy in the black robe was murdering CHILDREN! If I hadn't acted the way I did back there, more children would be dead. When, you first interviewed me about how I would act in these situations, I told you that I could not let innocents suffer. Who is more innocent than a child?"

Yoda appeared to look at Saint's very soul before sighing. "Much anger I sense in you. Danger is the dark side"

"But that is anger toward the evil doers of the universe. I know I have a tendency to dive into a situation without thinking. But Master Jinn has been there each time to pull me back when I get too close to the edge."

Ki-Adi-Mundi stood up and added his observations. "Anthony, I concede that you have a point about keeping the council notified through Master Windu. However, you were ordered to proceed directly back to the council and report on the recent operation on Tauri Alpha V. Instead, you took that little side trip to Tatooine against the direct instructions from the council and we would like to know your reasons."

Saint looked around the chamber, considering his options, before answering. "What I have to say could have direct implications for the survival of the Republic and the Light. Should the information I reveal fall into the wrong hands, it could be disastrous for our cause. Therefore, I request the council's permission to tell this to Master Yoda alone."

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After a short deliberation, the council agreed with Saint's request and he was left alone with the little green Master. Yoda leaned back on his cushion and directed Anthony to begin. Saint took a deep breath I pray to God I am doing the right thing by this. A few tense seconds passed.

"Master Yoda, since my arrival on Naboo and the fight to liberate that planet, I have had this nagging feeling that I had seen many of the places and people before. It took meeting up with SG1 and Dr. Jackson to fit these pieces into place. On my world movies are Earth version of the holovid. One of the more popular motion pictures was a science fiction movie called Star Wars." Saint took another deep breath "The reason that the events on Naboo were so familiar was because I had seen them before. Only in that world the characters were images on a screen. Here, they are real. Master Jinn was killed by the Sith in the movie and Anakin became Obi Wan's padawan.

Yoda's eyes shown in their wisdom as he gently prodded the American to continue.

Saint's voice dropped into a whisper, heavy with emotion. "Master Yoda, within the last year, I have made many friends and have come to see the people here as real. Master Jinn and Jedi Kenobi have become, in effect, my family in this universe. Heck, Master Jinn saved my life and is my closest friend. He has taught me to not give in to my anger and was there when I needed a mentor. My presence has already changed this reality from the movie. Master Jinn did not die and is there to train Anakin more effectively than Obi Wan. Also, by freeing Shmi Skywalker, I have eliminated one more factor that would have contributed to the fall of the Republic and the destruction of the Jedi. If this information were to get out, it could have severe implications for the galaxy. I beg you to keep this quiet."

Yoda considered the padawan's words "You are right, this does not need to come out. I will keep your secret."

"Thank you Master Yoda. It has been a privilege to get to know you in person. One more thing, keep an eye on Palpatine."

"Why is that?"

"In the movie, Senator Palpatine is actually the Sith Master, Darth Sidious. He was behind the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo. To give him control of the galaxy, he orchestrated each event. I do not have any solid proof of his culpability. However, it would be wise to keep an eye on him."

"I will keep that in mind. Now, go to the library. Your Dr. Jackson has uncovered some interesting information concerning a possible way to get you home."

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"YOW, what was that for?"

Daniel Jackson had been spending the last day sequestered in the archives going over the inscriptions discovered in the temple back on Tauri Alpha V. With the help of the archivist, Jocasta Nu, he had made much headway. He was taking a break and had his feet propped on the table. Suddenly, he felt some kind of force yank his feet off the table. Getting a feeling that someone was watching him, he turned around to see the elderly archivist staring daggers at him. Dang, she reminds me of my second grade teacher back on Earth. Both were elderly, female, and could control the most unruly student.

Jocasta Nu had gone back into the stacks and retrieved some discs. To her irritation, she saw the young man had propped his feet on one of the tables. Didn't his mother teach him any manners? Without a second thought, she used the Force to correct Daniel's posture. To his question, she coldly stated "You are too old be reminded about propping your feet on the tables. They are not footrests. Besides here is the information you requested." She reached down and placed the data disc into one of the terminals. Immediately images and words appeared on the screen. "As you can see, the computer has been able to translate the inscriptions."

Daniel moved his chair closer to the table as he moved to get a better look. He adjusted his glasses, "Hmmm, you are right. This translation.." His observations were shattered when another person spoke up. "Hey Daniel, what have you found out?" Looking around to the source of the interruption, Daniel noticed Saint, Qui Gon, and Jack walking into the room.

"If you hadn't interrupted me I would have been finished translating the inscriptions. So, Saint, would you please BE QUIET!!"

An angry "shhhh", came from across the room as Daniel apologized for yelling in the archives. Taking a deep breath, the young American explained that Master Nu and he had discovered that the inscriptions told about a crystal that cut through the barriers of universes. Saint pulled up a chair next to Daniel and examined the translation.

"Daniel, the more I look at this inscription, the more I get the feeling that I seen it before. Did the inscription identify where this crystal is located?"

"The translation identifies the crystal residing in a sunken temple on some place called Naboo. Apparently, they temple was part of an ancient city inhabited by a race of amphibians."

"I GOT IT!!! The race of amphibians has got to be the Gungans. Naboo has two sentient races living there. One, being human colonists and the other, the Gungan. The two races had kept to themselves in the past but the recent invasion has brought them together. I know exactly where that city is and how to get there."

"And, once we find that temple, we have a good chance of getting home. Saint, you are brilliant!"

WHACK

"Ow!"

"Ow!"

Saint and Daniel rubbed their sore hands and looked up at the archivist. Jocasta Nu had enough of their outbursts and rapped their knuckles with a stick of some kind. Jack and Qui Gon smiled as they watched Jocasta scold the young men about showing better manners. Saint motioned for Qui Gon and Jack to join them. In a much quieter voice, Saint explained that they had discovered evidence pointing to a crystal artifact that could be the key to getting them back home. Jack scratched his head and decided to call a staff meeting to go over their findings and the next step.

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The staff meeting was short and sweet. It was decided that Saint, Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and SG1 would go to Naboo, investigate the temple, and see if they could find a way to get the Americans back home. They would leave the next morning. A knock sounded on the door and Sam got up to answer it. Standing in front of the door was Anakin Skywalker. Saint called the boy over to the table, then addressed the rest of the group.

"I believe we have one more matter to clear up before leaving." Saint looked Anakin straight in the eye. "Ani, it has been a joy to have you around and I thought it would be good to do something for you."

Puzzlement covered the young boy's face as he said "Huh, what are you talking about?"

Jack, Daniel, and Obi Wan were puzzled by the wide smiles sported by their friends as Saint continued. "Lets just say your fondest wish is about to come true. Master Jinn, would you do the honors?"

Qui Gon smiled, walked over to the other door, and opened it. Anakin's eyes grew wide in astonishment as he said "Mom?" The figure nodded her head and that was all the boy needed. Without a second thought, he raced across the room and into his mother'' arms. Sam turned to Jack and grinned. " I always love these happy endings."

Obi Wan Kenobi walked over to Saint. "Is this the reason for your little side trip?"

"You betcha. I always believed that to separate a mother from her child is a crime. I am glad I could bring these two back together." Clearing his throat loudly to get everyone's attention, Saint said "I have no desire to end such a happy moment but there is something I have to add. I've was talking with Queen Amidala, back on Naboo. She wished to extend her hospitality to Ms. Skywalker and you to know that you have a place to live there, if you want it."

Tears of joy ran down Shmi Skywalker's face as she took in Saint's announcement. Getting her emotions together, she simply stated "I would be honored to accept the queen's hospitality."

Saint turned to Qui Gon who simply said "Then it looks like we will have one more passenger for our flight to Naboo. I'm sure I speak for all when I say, welcome aboard."

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The next day Saint Company boarded the Naboo consular ship for the trip back to Naboo. The Jedi Council saw them off. Mace Windu, felt a disturbance in the Force and turned to Yoda and asked him about it. The little green, troll-like master closed his eyes in quiet reflection.

"From the Sith, the Republic is still in danger. Our eyes wide, we must keep."

"But Master Yoda, I have the feeling that Anthony will be leaving back to his home universe."

"That is true. For now, his work here has been completed. But he will be back and causing us endless irritation as he fights the darkness."

Mace thought for a moment and smiled "Be that as it may, He did make life interesting around here."

"Correct you are."

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Royal Palace, Theed Planet Naboo

31 BSW

(Star Wars Universe)

The ship gave a slight shudder as the landing gear touched down on the palace landing pad. Jack O'Neill looked over to his second in command, Samantha Carter and quietly commented "Ever thought you would wind up in here?"

"Not in my wildest dreams. We might as well head on out."

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Saint was out the door as soon as the engines were turned off. Looking around the hanger, he noticed Queen Amidala and her Handmaidens waiting off to the side. Smiling broadly, the young American walked up to the queen.

"It's good to see you again, Your Majesty."

Amidala gave Saint a brief hug, "Anthony, this is not a public reception. You are among friends, so you don't have to be so formal. Besides, I have been getting reports that you continue to confound the Jedi Council with your sometimes reckless pursuit in doing your Good Deeds."

"What can I say, I've gotta be me."

"Wins was right when he described you as a Confounded Boy Scout. Now are you going to introduce me to your friends?"

Saint slapped his forehead as if he just remembered an important item. He motioned for the SG1 command staff to come forward, "Where are my manners. I'd like to introduce Colonel Jack O'Neill, United States Air Force and commander of SG1. The young lady beside him is his second in command, Major Samantha Carter, also of the United States Air Force. Dr. Daniel Jackson is a premier scientist and the man behind deciphering many ancient inscriptions. Finally, we have Teal'c while not a native of Earth, is a true friend and ally. "

Wins turned to Daniel, pointed to Saint and commented "You see, this is what I'm talking about. Not only does he have a beautiful girlfriend waiting back on Earth. He has this amazing ability of being around beautiful women no matter where he goes. I have got to know his secret."

Amidala and the Handmaidens softly laughed at the antics of Saint's co- pilot. Dorme, one of the Handmaidens turned to her companions, who nodded in agreement to the unspoken suggestion. As one, they surrounded Wins and welcomed him back. By the time the women had pulled back, Wins could only stand there with a stupid grin on his face. Dorme simply told him "We didn't want you to feel left out."

Upon the completion of the introductions, Amidala informed the group that rooms had been prepared for them and that they should get ready for dinner. Obi Wan was talking to Panaka when he happened to glance back at Saint. Noting his friend's expression, he quickly nudged Qui Gon in the side to get his attention. Qui Gon turned around and quickly suspected that his young Padawan was up to something. Oh No

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Throughout the flight to Naboo, Saint had been considering the details for a prank to be played upon one Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter. The final details clicked into place upon arrival and he asked the queen if he could borrow a few moments of her time.

Amidala looked at Saint and immediately knew he was up to something. So when he asked her if he could talk to her in private, her suspicions were confirmed. She led him into a vacant office, closed the door, and stared him straight in the eyes. "What are you up to Anthony?"

Saint's face became a model of innocence as he asked "Whatever do you mean?"

Amidala raised one eyebrow and in a no-nonsense tone replied, "Don't give me that innocent act. It won't work. If you want my help you will have to tell me what you are planning."

"Okay, okay, what I wanted to ask is to have Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter assigned to the same room. Oh, by the way is Jar Jar around?"

"I can have the room assignments changed to fit your request. As for the second, yes Jar Jar is.." The proverbial light bulb went on in Amidala's head as she put the two requests together. "Wait a minute. You don't mean, That is so cruel and evil." As she considered the implications a grin matching the one worn by Saint appeared on her face. "I want in. Let me know how you plan to carry it out and what you need."

Saint grinned as he outlined his plan to set up Jack and Sam. They will want revenge for this later on For a time the queen and army officer reverted back to being two teenagers plotting imminent doom on their friends.

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The dinner went off without a hitch. Sam looked around the huge dining room and smiled at Jack. I never thought I would be seeing this room up close and with Jack. I could get used to this. The SG1 command staff had spent most of the dinner answering questions about Earth from their Nubian hosts. All in all, it was a time filled with good food and good conversation. Finally, the tables were cleaned up and the queen announced that they should retire for the evening and get ready for tomorrow's events. Amidala had begun to leave when she suddenly stopped and appeared to remember something. Turning back to her guests, she asked Jack and Sam to come over.

"A pipe broke in the guest wing. I'm afraid the quarters assigned to you were flooded out and will not be suitable for a few days. Fortunately, we managed to find another room you can use close by." One of the queen's Handmaidens came over. "Dorme will show you to your new quarters. Good night."

Saint looked over to the queen as she called over Jack and Sam and grinned evilly Showtime. He began to quietly walk out of the room when someone tapped him on the shoulder. Turning around, he saw that his friend and master wanting to speak with him about something.

Qui Gon took a deep breath and his best no-nonsense tone asked "What are you up to?"

The young American never ceased to amaze him with his ability to change from looking like the devil incarnate to the picture of innocence. "Master, what are you talking about?"

Oh Force, He IS up to something "You have a look that bodes ill for some poor individual."

"I promise that no one will be seriously injured, just their egos."

Qui Gon could only shake his head in disbelief as his protégé walked out of the dining room.

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Saint glanced around the corner to see the targets of said prank walk into their room. As soon as the door shut, he spoke into his communicator. "Green Light."

Upon receipt of the go code, R2D2 rolled over to a convenient computer jack and told the palace computer to seal the door on the room. Saint's grin grew even wider as he mentally counted Five, Four, Three, Two. Upon reaching one, someone began pounding on the door, demanding to be let out. Wins had been walking be when he noticed his friend hiding around a corner. It didn't take long for him to uncover what Saint was up to. Letting a whistle, Wins commented "You realize, this will call for some major payback when they finally get loose."

"Yeah, I know. But, I have cameras set up to record their state in the suite and when they exit the suite tomorrow."

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Jack walked into the room after Sam and shut the door. Why do I feel something bad is about to happen? Sam remembered that she had forgotten something back at the ship and needed to go back. When she pressed the panel to open the door, it wouldn't open. She tried again before letting out a scream of frustration. Turning back to Jack "We are locked in"

"What are you talking about? Here, let me try." Jack pressed the button and examined the panel. "There's nothing wrong with it wonder what is going on? Here, I'll make a call to get someone down here and let us out." He pressed the call out button, but nothing happened. Suddenly, the sound of movement in the back bedroom drew their attention. As one, both Americans slowly turned around to see a familiar Gungan from the Star wars movies walk out. The character blew his tongue at them and stated "Looks likes we'll besa roomates tonight"

Sam looked at Jack and they immediately began screaming and pounding at the door to escape the most annoying creature in the Star Wars universe.

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Saint took one last look at the suite. Noting the pounding and screaming coming from behind the locked door, he began to walk back to his quarters whistling the British Colonel's theme from 'The Bridge Over the River Kwai". My work here is done.

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The next morning, Teal'c and Daniel came down to the dining room for breakfast. They quickly noticed that two of their comrades were missing. Daniel turned to one of the queen's handmaidens, Dorme, and asked her if she had seen Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter. Dorme replied that the last time she had seen them was when she had shown them to their room after dinner. Thinking that would be the best place to start, the two left the room.

Qui Gon and Obi Wan were on their way downstairs when they ran into Daniel and Teal'c moving quickly in the other direction. Qui Gon asked what was going on and Daniel replied that they were going to check on Jack and Sam and see if they were all right. The two Jedi joined them and together walked up to the suite.

Approaching the suite, Qui Gon enhanced his senses with the Force and noticed a faint rapping coming from the room. The older Jedi knocked on the door and called out to see if they were all right.

Jack was surprised to hear someone knocking on the door. God, I thought no one would ever come. Pulling in the last of his breath, he yelled out. "The door is locked and we can't get out. HELP!!!"

Gui Gon and Obi Wan turned to each other and used the Force to open the door. They were surprised to see Jack and Sam stagger out of the room. Both were red eyed and haggard. It was obvious that they did not have a decent nights sleep.

Being locked in a small room with Jar Jar Binks for twelve hours was beyond what any normal human could endure and stay completely sane. Jack was heard muttering to Sam "I don't know where, when, or even how. But I will get even with Saint for this." Sam replied "Just let me know and I'll be there".

Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Teal'c, and Daniel looked on in amazement at the two's condition. Daniel turned to Obi Wan and in a low voice stated "You realize that there will be some major payback for this prank. I would not want to be anywhere near Saint when it happens. However, I will be happy to observe from a safe distance." Just then, an unconcerned Jar Jar Binks walked out, commenting on how rude some people are.

Obi Wan shook his head and let loose a sigh of resignation "I know what you mean."

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Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter finally made it to the dining room and were served breakfast. Wins attempted to start a conversation with Jack but decided against it when he noticed the dark looks Jack directed at him. The entrance of one, cheerful Anthony "Saint" Christopher, broke the quiet atmosphere at the table.

Saint looked over the assembled crew, glancing at Jack and Sam, he thought about last night's prank. I will say that was one of my better set ups. I have my work cut out if I hope to top that one. Hmmmm, wonder if Jack and Sam are still upset? The young American took in the haggard appearance of his victims and the evil looks directed at him. They do seem to be a little ticked off. Better watch my back around those two for the foreseeable future.

Teal'c, Daniel, Wins, Qui Gon and Obi Wan tensed in anticipation of the expected blowup. However any words from Jack were interrupted by Amidala's appearance.

Saint had met up with the queen earlier in the morning and accompanied her to the security room. Both teenagers snickered as they reviewed the results from their labors. Amidala made sure to make several copies for friends. Thus when she walked into the room, she could not help but take a little poke at her guests. "I hope you were able to get a good nights rest." Jack and Sam gave the teenage queen looks that clearly read, if she only she were not the ruler of Naboo, something unpleasant would happen. So Amidala, did the only thing possible in such a situation. She twisted the knife and pushed it in even deeper. "It's amazing what the roommates can do to make a stay more pleasant."

Daniel and Wins snickered while Qui Gon and Obi Wan looked stunned as they realized Amidala was a major player in last night's prank. Even worse was Saint sitting quietly and sporting a look of pure innocence. Teal'c noticed Qui Gon's disappointed look and leaned over to the older Jedi. "Even with their positions and responsibilities, they are still teenagers. Let them have their fun for now. For tomorrow, who knows what may come?" Qui Gon thought for a moment and nodded that he understood.

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Jack had planned on visiting the temple once they had finished breakfast. He and his men were anxious to return home. However, Amidala had other plans for her guests and made it clear to all. She turned to Jack, Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c. "I understand your desire to get back to your homes and loved ones as soon as possible and will do everything possible to help." Standing in front of the table, she looked over to Saint and Wins." However, before you leave for the Gungan temple, there is something I want to show you." Captain Panaka and the Handmaidens met Saint, Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Anakin, Wins, Shepherd, McGyver and the rest of SG1 at the front of the palace.

The crew boarded some hover busses and drove to a recently constructed building at the outskirts of Theed. Daniel noted that the white marble building reminded him of an immense Greek temple. Almost like a larger version of the Temple to Athena in Atehens, back on Earth, Amidala walked up the steps, turned around and addressed the group. "This is the "Liberation Remembrance Museum". As you know, last year, this planet was ravaged by a foreign invasion. Through the sacrifice of many Naboo, Gungans, and others we were able to free our planet from this oppression. It is important that you see this and reflect on what you see here before you leave this universe."

Jack O'Neill walked through the front door and into the lobby. As he scanned the room, looking at the various paintings, something familiar caught his eye. There, in the middle of the room was a black pedestal topped by a bronze statue. It was the subject of the statue that caught his eye. Nudging Sam Carter with his elbow, he pointed at the statue and walked over.

Amidala smiled as she watched Jack notice the memorial and lead Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c to it. The sacrifice of the Americans that day had been felt by the planet as a whole and it was decided to place a memorial to them at the entrance so that would be the first thing noticed by the visitors.

Saint also noticed the SG1 command staff walking over to the memorial. Flashbacks from that day came to him. He thought back to the time in the hanger when he comforted a dying Sgt. McCoy. So caught up in his emotions, Saint was startled when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Turning around, he accepted Qui Gon's comfort and quietly said. "It still hurts even this long after the event. I still intend to keep my promise to see that his daughter is taken care of when I get back."

The older Jedi smiled, "I know Anthony, I know."

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As he approached the statue, Jack realized what was so familiar about the statue. It showed two men. One kneeling down to grasp the hand of what was his dying comrade. I could swear that looks like Christopher up there.

Teal'c leaned over to Daniel as they walked up to the statue "The statues appear to be American soldiers."

"You're right, I recognize the helmet worn by the kneeling figure. Not only is wearing a US issue K-Pot, but he is carrying what looks like an M- 16 assault rifle."

"In fact, the kneeling figure looks a lot like Lt. Christopher."

Sam was right behind Jack and began to read the inscription out loud. "In the year 32BSW five American servicemen arrived on our world and stayed to free Naboo. This was not their fight. They did not have to stand with up against the Trade Federation. Yet, when asked they did so. With this monument we honor the sacrifice of Sgt. Jack McCoy, of the United States Army's Delta Force, who gave his life so that Naboo would remain free. Though, his body died, his spirit continues to watch over us."

There was little talking among the group after that as they walked through the museum. They passed through rooms showing holograms of the battlefields. Other rooms help recovered battle droids that had their powerpacks removed permanently. The Naboo starfighter flown by Anakin Skywalker held a place of honor and faced off a Trade Federation droid fighter. They continued their journey deeper into the museum and entered a large room. The room had been set up to represent the plains outside the city of Theed. A skylight allowed the sun to shine on the central exhibit that had been set up in that room.

There, on the grass, was a broken craft of an unknown design. The craft was painted a dark green and Teal'c could see on its fuselage, the words, 'United States Army'. The craft was in a sorry shape. It's landing gear had collapsed and the craft sat on it's belly. Two of it's four blades drooped, touching the floor. The other two were lying beside it where they had broken off the rotor. The windows in the bottom part of the nose had been shattered by the impact. Finally, the tail section of the craft was pitted with holes and showed evidence of fire.

Saint walked over to the SG1 team and in a quiet voice spoke "It's hard to find the words to describe what I'm feeling right now. But here goes. There, in front of you is "Super 6-4". It's hard to believe that this bird brought my men and me to this world and started a chain of events that led to where we are today. It wasn't that long ago, I was a wet behind the ears, green second lieutenant just out of flight school, eager to take on the world and live the adventures." For a moment, a haunted look fell over his eyes as he continued, "Now, after the liberation of Naboo and that fight on Tauri Alpha V, I feel like an old man at nineteen. It's amazing how quickly the sense of adventure goes away when the first bullets start buzzing around your head. On one hand, journeying to this universe was the best thing that ever happened to me. Yet, I can't help but wonder what if I had never made that flight, McCoy would still be alive and a father to his daughter."

Jack looked at Saint with a new understanding. Here was a boy who went off to join the Army for the adventure and found himself growing up too soon in many ways. The SG1 commander deliberately used Saint's first name as he responded. "Don't beat yourself up over this Anthony. There was nothing you could have done about McCoy's death. It's not personal, it's just war. You did allright by getting your men this far. Now, bring your people home."

Queen Amidala had been standing off to the side listening to the exchange. She could not help but join in. "Anthony, Colonel O'Neill is right. You can't dwell on what could have happened or should have happened. You did come here and for that I am thankful." The queen smiled a little, "Besides, the universe would be a little duller without your humor and good deeds confounding the Jedi Council."

Saint let out a laugh he had been holding in. "Dang, you're good. Thanks for bring me back to reality." The young American took a quick glance at his watch. "Well gang, we need to get going if we hope to reach the Gungan city before sundown."

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Daniel stared out the side of the landspeeder as they drove to the lake containing the Gungan city. He was struck by the wide grassy plains and rich blue sky that made up the scenery. He turned to Teal'c and pointed around them at various sights. "Have you ever seen anything like this?"

"I will admit that the scenery is breathtaking. It is refreshing to see a planet so untouched by pollution."

A submarine was waiting at the edge of the lake. Once everybody was seated, the craft dove down into a underwater paradise filled with all varieties of life. As they dove to the bottom, Daniel mentally cataloged fish that looked like they came from Earth's prehistoric times. One fish with a bony armored head and sharp teeth swam close by the sub before deciding it wasn't worth the trouble. Eventually they came to the city. It was as if somebody had planted huge bubbles on the lake bottom and built weird structures inside. Obi Wan turned Qui Gon and commented. "It feels different from the last time we were here."

"I agree, not having to flee from the Trade Federation makes a difference."

Queen Amidala noticed Saint sitting silently looking out the porthole at the world outside. He reminded her of someone lost in his memories. Deciding that he needed some cheering up, she spoke up.

"It seems that I always find you thinking deep thoughts during these quiet moments. What brings on that look of seriousness on your face?"

"For the longest time, I eagerly looked forward to going back home. Now that the time has come I find myself missing the friends I leave behind. I mean I have gotten use to living in this universe, the wonderful variety of worlds and creatures, and now I feel like I'm about to lose a part of myself . It's almost like leaving home again. I'm torn between wanting to go back to Earth and staying here."

Amidala put an arm around her friend to comfort him. "Anthony, you will always have a home here to come back to no matter where you are. I was just talking to Master Windu prior to your arrival and the Jedi Council believes that threat to the Republic is not finished but merely postponed. If the Warrior of Light prophecy is correct, and I believe it is, You will not be gone for long. Besides, you are going to introduce me to your girlfriend, Katie, and invite me to your wedding."

A big smile filled the young American's face as he looked back to the queen "I don't know how I'll pull it off, but you will be coming to my wedding. I promise."

It turned out that the Gungan leader knew about the temple and crystal. He led them to the temple and explained that many centuries ago, the Gungan were entrusted with keeping the crystal safe. The Crystal of Time and Space was not to be taken lightly. Everybody assembled outside the door. SG1 walked into the room with their gear, ready to leave. Something tapped Saint on the shoulder and he turned back to receive farewell hugs from Amidala and the Hadmaidens. Daniel and Teal'c watched the farewells with looks of wonder. Danile turned to Teal'c and commented "Wins was right, Saint does seem to get the girls. Lucky bastard."

Teal'c scratched his chin and commented "While I do not agree with the second part. He does seem to make friends with the ladies quite easily."

As Saint walked into the chamber, he felt something was not right. He turned back and saw Wins, McGyver, and Shepherd staying with the queen and her Handmaidens. He walked back to his co-pilot and asked him. "What gives? Aren't you coming back?"

Wins chewed his bottom lip for a moment before answering. "Saint, I have been asked to speak for the others but we have decided to stay."

"What are you talking about? We are a team. I mean you are Tonto to my Lone Ranger, Robin to my Batman, Garf to my Wayne. Now you want to break it up?"

"Saint, when we realized that we could be going back home, we had some hard decisions to make. Sure, there's the Army and flying, but other than that there's really nothing for us back on Earth. Our families have passed on and basically there's no one for us to go back to. Here we have important jobs. I'm one of the queen's personal pilots, Shepherd is the father of the Naboo army, and McGyver is finally a pilot and a leading force behind the air wing of the Nabbo. Then each of us have been seeing someone we are serious about. So, as much as it hurts to say it, our place is here. Besides you'll be back. It's in the prophecy. Good luck old friend."

Saint shook his co-pilot's hand for one last time "Farewell". He walked into the chamber to where everyone was clustered around the crystal. They waited for something to happen but nothing did. Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin were waiting outside for their friends to return home when they noticed nothing was happening. Finally as one, they walked in. As soon as Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin got to within three feet of the crystal, a bright light filled the room. Obi Wan turned to Qui Gon and said "I have a bad feel........"

When the light died down, Amidala looked in to see that the room was empty. I will be waiting for that invitation. She blew a small kiss in to the empty room. "Until we meet again"

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Author's Note: Thus ends Saint's stay in the Star Wars universe for now. Chapter 9: Home Sweet Home has Saint and company showing up in the Wanderverse. In a reversal of situations, now it is Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin who are the strangers in a strange land. Expect to see even more crossovers and hijinks with Wanderverse regulars. READ AND REVIEW: Tell me what you liked and disliked.

Merry Prankster- Out