ENTER THE STALKERS 2: SCOUTS HONOR

The Merry Prankster





Chapter Ten: Moving In



Heart Residence Los Angeles, California June 22, 2000 0800 hours (The Wandererverse)



Katie had just finished making breakfast when she heard someone coming downstairs. She finished sitting down at the table when Anthony entered the dining room.

"Hey Anthony, there's bacon and eggs on the stove. Plates and glasses are above the sink and there's juice in the fridge."

"Thanks"

The young man walked over to the sink, pulled out a plate, silverware, and a glass. After getting his breakfast he sat down at the dining room table and began eating. When he had gotten up, Anthony had noticed that Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin were not in their rooms. He pondered that thought for a moment and turned to Katie. "I noticed that Qui Gon and Obi Wan weren't around when I got up. Do you know where they are?"

Katie took a drink of orange juice before responding. "Oh, your mom and my mom took them house hunting. Qui Gon left word that they should be back before lunch time."

"That's good. Hey, can you drive me over to West Coast Choppers? When my mother found out about my plans to go to school here in LA, she left me some money for some wheels and settling in until the Army gets the pay thing straightened out."

Katie sat back and thought for a moment. Now where did I hear that name from? Hmmm Finally, it clicked, she remembered going over to one her friend's house last week and noticed a motorcycle magazine on the coffee table. She had been pretty board, waiting for her friend to get out of the bathroom and started thumbing through the magazine. She turned over to her guest and asked him. "Anthony, just what are you going to do over there? From what I remembered, that shop custom makes motorcycles and there is a waiting list. Not to mention those things cost anywhere between twenty to fifty thousand a bike."

Anthony gave a slight grin and responded "Before I shipped out to Mauretania, I placed an order with Jesse James for a custom chopper. Mom had given me the money as a graduation gift from flight school and you know we pilots have to have sharp wheels. I can't wait to show it to you. It will knock your socks off."

"Well my calendar is pretty clear. So, I'll take you right after we finish breakfast." Katie cocked her head to one side and looks her friend in the eyes. "Was there something else?"

Anthony had been going back to the kitchen to refill his glass when asked that question. Turning slowly around he responded. "You remember me telling you about Sergeant McCoy? The one killed back on Naboo?" He waited until she had nodded before continuing, " I found out that his widow and daughter had moved to Sunnydale and I was going to visit them. I sure could use some company for this."

Katie could not help smiling as she took in what Anthony has said. He is such a Boy Scout, If only I wasn't dating Alex. She got up to clear the table with Anthony helping out. As she put the dishes in the dishwasher, she looked over to him and said, "You couldn't keep me from it no way. Besides, Faith and Shaw were talking about going shopping later on. I'll be there with you on condition that you come with us to the mall."

Saint stopped and slowly turned to his friend. "I'll do it. God help me. But I'll do it." Looking at her victorious smile, he could only think. Why am I getting a bad feeling from this? More importantly, why am I thinking like Obi Wan?

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West Coast Choppers Los Angeles, California June 22, 2000 0915 hours (The Wandererverse)

"Saint, when did you get back and more importantly, where have you been?"

It didn't take long to reach the garage where some of the best hand made choppers were brought to life. Saint walked over to the owner and master mechanic and grasped his hand.

"Man it's good to see you gain. I just got into town yesterday and as to where I have been lets just say I have spent way too much time behind enemy lines and leave it at that." He waved for Katie to come over. "Jesse, I'd like you to meet a close personal friend of mine, Katie Heart. Katie, this is the world famous Jesse James, the top custom motorcycle maker in the known world."

After introductions were exchanged, Jesse led Anthony and Katie back to the garage. Sitting in the middle of the room, was the cycle. Without a word, the master mechanic pulled the cloth off, revealing his latest creation. The chopper was painted a midnight blue with bright orange flames dancing over the fuel tank and framework. But, it wasn't just the paint job that made this one special machine. There were many non-standard items that made this chopper one of a kind.

"You know, it wasn't easy to install the items you requested. The last pieces arrived only yesterday."

"Sorry, for the short notice. But you do seem to thrive on it. I got it, why don't you have your own TV show. Maybe get in a group every week to trick out some vehicle into something special."

"You mean like turning a limo into a fire truck? That does have possibilities."

"Why don't you call it Monster Garage?"

"I like that. But to get back on subject." Jesse began pointing out various features, "As requested, you have a miniaturized UHF radio communications set installed underneath the seat. The interfaces are common so you can plug in your standard pilot helmet. Send and receive buttons are on the right handlebar. Then, there is the CD player with loudspeakers so you can break windows while listening to Steppenwolf. Finally, I installed a smoke generator on the engine that's good for twenty minutes. The smoke comes out the exhaust. The souped up engine will get up to 150 but I'd recommend you make sure the radar warning receiver isn't picking up any local police taking pictures."

"Jesse, you are a genius. Here's the final payment. Well Katie, what do you think?"

Katie grinned, "I like it a lot. Let me drop off the car back home and I'll help you break in your wheels on the way to Sunnydale."

"It's a deal. Lets go."



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"As you can see, the house has it's own private gym in the basement. Detective Heart had mentioned that you and your sons are practitioners of the martial arts."

"This is a nice house and it fits my family's needs. However, I cannot afford such a house at this time."

As soon as the group had gotten back from Sunnydale, JD called her realtor. The two were on the phone for over an hour, discussing options. Finally, the detective decided to take the day off and bring Qui Gon to look at houses. So, here they were, being driven along the side streets of LA, looking at houses. Finally, they came back to her neighborhood and stopped at a house that was only a block away from her house.

JD listened in growing irritation as Qui Gon attempt to gracefully turn down the house. Finally, she had enough. She politely excused herself and led the Jedi master to another room.

Throughout the previous evening, Qui Gon and Obi Wan had gotten feelings that some of the people that had met were much older than they appeared. The older Jedi had mentioned it privately to JD and she had explained that she was much older than she looked. He still remembered the wicked smile she wore when she proudly informed him that she was older than Yoda by many years. So, they spent a couple hours going over immortals, the game, and the current fight against the darkness here on Earth. One thing she made clear was the fact that she was nowhere near penniless and intended to help her new friends from the other reality.

















"I understand that you are new to this country, planet, hell even this universe. But, you are going to get set up with a new house before the day is over. If you are thinking about cost, forget it. I will be buying the property and you can rent it from your income with that private investigation agency Steve set up. Besides, you don't know my realtor. Morticia Adams just loves to lose money and I wouldn't be surprised is she doesn't offer to pay us to take the house off her hands."

Qui Gon held up his hands to calm down the irritated detective as he responded "All I meant was that I did not wish to impose."

JD looked up at the ceiling for a moment, "You are not imposing. When I was the Chief of Detectives back in Sparta, I had gotten to know the Christopher family pretty well. In fact, both families have looked after the kids as if they were our own. From the moment I saw you, I knew that Anthony considered you to be his other family. So, if Anthony considers you to be family then your also part of mine and let me tell you this. I never turn a back on family. Besides, with you nearby I can keep an eye on Anthony."

"I suppose you're right."

"You had better believe it. Now lets go sign those papers. We have to meet Katie and Anthony at the Sunnydale Mall by 2:00pm."

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The throaty sound of a motorcycle engine ripped through the air, getting louder and louder. Faith pulled back the curtains to see what was coming up the street and let out a loud whistle. The slayer could not help but admire the machine pulling up to the house. This was no ordinary machine. The chopper was painted a midnight blue with bright orange flames dancing over the fuel tank, framework. All in all, it was a sweet machine.

"Hey Faith, what is it?"

The dark haired slayer shook her head and yelled back. "Looks like Katie and Saint have arrived. You have got to see the wheels that boy's got."

Shaw and Cordelia had just entered the living room when the doorbell rang. Faith opened the door and let the two visitors in. Anthony presented a different look than the one from the night before. Instead of the Jedi attire from the night before, he was wearing jeans, cowboy boots, and a leather flight jacket. On the left breast of the jacket was a patch showing what looked to be the grim reaper wielding a flaming sword, and riding a red-eyed Pegasus. Above and below the patch were the words 'Death Waits In The Dark--- Nightstalkers'. Combine that with his gold framed aviator sunglasses, Anthony definitely looked like the dashing young aviator.

Katie walked in right behind him and asked if everybody was ready. Cordelia was grabbing her purse when she remembered something and told Katie "Your mother called and said that she has Gui Gon and Obi Wan with her. They will be meeting us at the mall."

A loud whistle shattered the air and interrupted any reply. Faith had retrieved her purse from the kitchen and could not help but take a shot at her soul sister. "You know we have a real Star Wars/Star Trek crossover in this room."

"What do you mean?"

The slayer gestured toward Shaw and Anthony. "I mean, here we have a real live Jedi Knight in training and Spockette in the same room. It's like one of those fanfics brought to life."

Anthony and Shaw both cocked an eyebrow at this revelation. Everyone else caught the gesture and began to laugh their heads off.

The Jedi in training leaned over to Shaw and asked her. "Is she always like this?"

"She's Irish."

"Ahhhhh"

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Shopping Mall Sunnydale, California June 22, 2000 1430 hours (The Wandererverse)

Saint quickened his pace to catch up with the others. Walking up behind them, he tapped the dark haired slayer on the shoulder to get her attention.

"Uh, Faith. Can I see you for a moment?"

"What do you need Grasshopper?"

"Grasshopper? Now what the.. On second thoughts I really don't want to know. I just wanted to ask you to hold off comparing Qui Gon to any characters played by Liam Neeson for now."

"Oh really. First, why would you even think I would do something like that. More importantly, why should I agree to not do that?"

"That little crack back at Steve's house gave it away and it's something I would have done. Besides, it would screw up a little set up I have planned for yon Jedi. I found out that they knew Colonel O'Neill was planning the little meeting with St Wolf and didn't see fit to warn me. Here they are practically family and they do not give me a heads up. There's a law somewhere that states that a little payback is in order. So, if you were to spill the beans, then I would be forced to leave you out of it."

Faith thought for a moment before agreeing to put the cracks on hold-for now. Katie looked up from her watch at the sound of approaching footsteps. Glaring at Anthony, she asked him, "Are you done? Mom said to meet them at the food court. We are already late."

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The group entered the shopping center and began moving towards the food court. They had jus passed by the jewelry store when Shaw realized Anthony was no longer with them. Looking back, she noticed the object of her search had stopped at a magazine rack to examine some kind of pamphlet. While the others continued on to the food court, she and Katie turned back to retrieve their missing friend.

"See anything interesting?"

Saint had been so engrossed in the pamphlet that he didn't notice the two girls standing behind him. Turning around slowly, the evil grin that had graced his face faded into a look of pure innocence. "What ever do you mean?"

Katie wasn't buying it and neither was Shaw. The blonde amazon walked up and grabbed him by the collar. "Drop the innocent act. We both saw your face and know you are up to something so spill it."

Without a word, Anthony handed over the pamphlet he had been reading. Plastered on the top of the page in big black letters was the following announcement. "Star Wars Expo 2000, June 22-26. Come see your favorite character from Star Wars Episode 1. Liam Neeson, Ewan MacGregor, Natalie Portman, and Mark Hamil will be signing autographs from 8:00am to 1:00pm each day."

Shaw turned to Anthony and looked him straight in the eyes. He simply nodded to her unspoken question.

Within the last couple days, Katie had gotten to know the houseguests from the other universe. They were both nice people and easy to get along with. I can see how Anthony would consider the two family Looking at the flyer, it was becoming obvious what he was planning. "You don't mean.. I mean that is pure evil. My God Anthony, he is like a father to you. How can you even think of such a thing?"

Without missing a beat, Saint stated in a quiet voice, "In case you didn't notice, the convention will be held at the Holiday Inn in downtown LA. I was thinking about taking our favorite Jedi out to lunch tomorrow, say around 1:00pm."

Shaw continued where he left off. "Of course the restaurant just happens to be in the same hotel as the convention."

"And by coincidence the actors will be signing autographs around lunchtime." Added Katie.

"Which means Master Jinn and Obi Wan will most likely be mobbed by autograph seekers thinking they are the actors." Finished Shaw.

Anthony pursed his lips and nodded. He turned to Shaw and asked, "Think Robin, Xander, and the gang will be interested in helping out?"

"Wild horses couldn't drag them away."

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"Why do I get the feeling that something bad is about to happen?"

Qui Gon turned to his former student and nodded in agreement to his observation. JD listened in as they drove into the parking lot. She looked over to Anthony's mother who smiled and shook her head in amusement at the Jedis antics.

Mary Christopher placed her compact and mirror back into her purse. She could not get over how much the two guests looked like the actors. Ahh, if I wasn't married, Jim Quigby you would not stand a chance. she thought. As the adults exited the car, Mary could not help offer a few words of support to the two Jedi. "Don't worry, all we are going to do is help you guys gets some clothes so you fit in."

JD could not resist joining in and twisting the figurative knife. "And, Katie's friends will be right there offering fashion tips and helping out."

Qui Gon and Obi Wan looked at each other and cringed at that image.

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Anthony, Shaw, Katie, and Faith were discussing the details for the upcoming set up when the adults showed up. Saint felt the two Jedis presence in the Force as soon as they entered the mall and changed the subject before the victims walked into hearing distance. While waiting for the adults to show up, the teens ordered drinks. Saint turned to the others and coughed to get their attention.

"Look guys, I know you girls can not wait to get Qui Gon and Obi Wan trapped in the clothing stores." He waited a few minutes for the pretests to die down before continuing. "However, I want you to take it easy on Qui Gon. He is old enough to be our father and needs to get clothes appropriate for someone his age. So no far out fashion picks. Just keep it stylish and age appropriate." He didn't say anything for a moment and snapped his fingers in the air. "Oh, one more thing. When I mean age appropriate, I do not mean tweed. While I may respect Giles, I do not want my teacher turning into a stuffy Englishman. He's supposed to be Irish and looking like an Englishman would be an insult."

After the chuckles had died down, Faith glanced over in the direction of the approaching Jedi and smiled. "That takes care of Qui Gon. What about the boy toy, Obi Wan?"

Anthony thought for a moment before sporting a sly grin. "He's fair game. Go for it"

TWACK

"OW!!"

Anthony reached out to massage the sore spot on his head and turned to Katie. In a quiet voice he asked. " What, my dear Katie, was that for?"

"For selling out your friend. He's almost like a brother to you and you do this?"

"And your point being?"

Katie gave the pilot a sweet smile and replied. "No point, you needed to be slapped upside the head. It was long overdue."

Women, you can't live with them and you can't live without them. thought the young pilot.

Cordelia, Shaw, and Faith watched the scene and listened in. Cordelia turned to the others and remarked. "Are you thinking what I am thinking?"

"That Katie's taking lessons from you?" offered Xander.

*TWAP*

"Ouch"

"That maybe Anthony would be a better choice than Alex for Katie?" smiled Faith.

"They do seem to be made for each other. It looks like we have our latest project ladies."

"But what about Qui Gon and Obi Wan? They are both good looking and single."

"True, then it looks like our work is cut out for us. I always liked a challenge"

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Qui Gon had resigned himself to spending the day being 'helped by the girls'. Fortunately, Buffy and her mom after deciding to go shopping had ran into them in front of Abercromby and Finch. Joyce caught the pleading look in the older Jedi's eyes and decided to take pity and help out. Under her direction, it was decided that the group would split up. JD, Mary, and Joyce would accompany Qui Gon and ensure that his clothing would be reasonable for someone in his age group. Obi Wan, on the other hand had no such luck. He was placed firmly in the clutches of Cordelia, Faith, and Buffy. It turned out that Obi Wan's bad feeling came true for himself.

"Uh, Anthony, do you want to help out here?" pleaded the younger Jedi as Cordelia, Buffy, and Faith dragged him to the dressing room loaded down by their choices.

Anthony had pulled up a chair with a good view and called back. "Don't worry you're doing fine."

"Thanks a lot."

"Hey Anthony, there's an empty dressing room back here if you need it." Called out Faith. "I'm sure Katie will let us help you pick out some new clothes."

"That's all right, I already have a large enough wardrobe. Besides, my stuff should be arriving from Fort Campbell any day now."

A chorus of "Awww, spoilsport" echoed from the dressing rooms as well as a choked off cry for help.

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While. Obi Wan was being overwhelmed in Abercromby and Finch, his former master was having a much easier time in Macys. Joyce reached over the dressing room partition and handed him a couple of shirts to try on. A couple minutes later, he walked out.

Joyce and Anthony's mother gave the tall Jedi a once over. Joyce thought back to a movie she had seen the previous week on TNT. Lose that ponytail and you, Mr. Quigby, would be a dead ringer for Liam Neeson in Rob Roy. She let out a sigh, then quickly remembered where she was and sat back up to look at the smiling faces of JD, and Mary.

"Joyce, come back to Earth." Mary called out. She waited patiently before continuing. "As I was saying, don't you think this looks good on Jim?"

"Definitely, it brings a quiet sophistication air to him. It's very complementary."

"Ladies, thank you for your help. I believe I have enough to get me by until I get my first paycheck."

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Saint looked at his watch and noticed that they had spent over three hours helping Obi Wan. He walked over to Katie, who was in the process of handing the Jedi another stack of choices, and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Katie, it's almost six o'clock. I told McCoy's widow that we would be by to see her and her daughter sometime around nine. That leaves us only three hours for me to get back, change and make it to her house."

"Huh? Oh, right. Don't worry, while you were getting ready this morning, Mom brought your uniform with her so we don't have to drive all the way back to LA to get ready."

"Katie explained everything and you can change in our house." Offered Buffy.

"Thanks. Qui Gon and our mothers are coming this way. If I didn't know any better I'd say they bought out the store."

"Not likely, we haven't even looked at shoes."

"SHOES? You mean we haven't finished yet." Gasped a tired Obi Wan as he collapsed into a nearby chair.

"Not be a long shot, Tough Guy."

Obi Wan took a deep breath before turning to Anthony. "I thought we were practically brothers. How can you leave me to this?"

"Obi Wan, my good friend, I learned long ago. Never, get on the wrong side of females. They can make your life heaven or hell." Anthony paused for a moment before waving his arm around the room. "Besides we have two slayers, one half elven medicine woman, three mothers, and two Amazons who insist on helping you shop for clothes. If they were to get irritated by lets say, me thwarting their designs. Well, I can do the math."

"You had better believe it!" chimed in the two slayers, two Amazons, and said medicine woman.

The object of their help only put his head in his hands and sighed as he was led off. "I knew I had a bad feeling about this. But no, I had to let myself be talked into coming anyway. I should have jumped out of the car when I had a chance before we got to Sunnydale.

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"Shit, what now? I haven't broken any traffic laws this time."

They had finished shopping and were on the way back to St. Wolf's house when the police car pulled up behind them and flashed his lights. Katie moved over to the side of the road and waited for the officer to come up to the car. A faint tapping at the window signaled his arrival.

"Can I see your license and registration ma'am?"

Lieutenant Stein had been driving back toward city hall when he spotted the car in front of him. If I can't get St. Wolf or the Summers chick, at least I can have some fun with her friends. Lets see I can either get her for speeding or running the stop sign. I know, I'll get her for both and drag the others in for something else.

Katie was not in a good mood and recognized the police officer as the same one who had been out to get Buffy. Giving the cop her best glare, she testily replied. "I don't know who you think you are but we have not broken any laws."

Stein unfastened the catch on his holster, "Lady I'm going to have to ask you to leave the car with your hands in sight."

Recognizing that someone was going to be hurt, Anthony decided to act. Now would be a good time to do my version of Obi Wan Kenobi using the Jedi mind trick from Star Wars. He looked over at Shaw, who nodded at his unspoken suggestion and leaned over in the direction of the police officer.

"Uh excuse officer, pardon my girlfriends attitude it's been a long day. Perhaps I can be of some assistance in clearing up this matter."

"Just what kind of fool do you think I am?" responded Stein. Taking a long look at Anthony's jacket, he continued "Do you think I would listen to a common gang member? Now stay quiet or I'll run you in for obstruction of justice."

"First, I am not a common street thug. I am a commissioned officer in the United States Army and the patch on my jacket doesn't belong to any gang. It's the unit patch for the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment of which I have been proud to serve."

Shaw and Faith were beginning to respond when Anthony began talking to the officer. Smiles appeared on both of their faces as they watched their new friend wave his hand in front of the officer's face. Faith had to bite down on her arm to keep from laughing out loud while Shaw simply grinned at being able to see the Jedi mind trick in action.

As soon as he got Steins attention, Anthony quietly spoke. "You don't need to see her license and registration." Stein's face lost all emotion as he responded in a monotone, "I don't need to see your license and registration."

It's actually working!! I guess it's true that the Force does work well against the weak minded. Anthony turned back to his friends and gave a evil grin before turning back and saying that famous line.

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

"These are not the droids we're looking for."

"You have to be at the courthouse and let her off with an apology."

"I'm sorry for keeping you. It was obviously a mistake. You can go, drive safely."

Katie was chewing down on her lip during the entire time Anthony was talking to Stein. When Stein had driven out of sight, she turned toward her friend and slapped him upside the head.

"OUCH!"

With the others rolling around the back laughing their heads off, Saint glared at JD's daughter. "Now, what was that for?"

"For ripping off Lucas with that line about missing droids." To everyone's surprise, she paused for a moment before grabbing Saint by the head and landing a kiss. "And this is for getting us out of a hairy situation."

"Will you two get a room?" yelled out Cordelia.

Shaw did not look pleased with Saint's rendition of Obi Wan confronting the stormtroopers in Star Wars. In a soft voice, she rebuked the young pilot. "Anthony, that was not very nice. The officer did a good deed when Faith and I had a little trouble at a bar."

A sense of quiet fell over the car. Anthony looked Shaw in the eye and seriously responded, "Shaw, I apologize for any hurt I caused you over this incident. While I recognized that Stein, like most people, has his good points, I would remind you that he had pulled Katie over for no reason other than the fact that she was a friend of Steve and Buffy. I'll keep what you said in mind the next time such a situation crops up."

Xander leaned over to Shaw, pointed at Katie and Anthony, and whispered, "If they keep this up, our Amazon matchmakers won't have to do anything but sit back and enjoy the show."

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317 Bryant Terrace

Sunnydale, California

Planet Earth June 22, 2000 1800 hours (Wandererverse)



Anthony was fixing his tie when someone began knocking on the door. Taking one last look in the mirror, the young soldier opened the door to see Robin and Xander standing in the hallway. Inviting them into the bedroom, he grabbed his jacket from the closet door, speaking over his shoulder. "What can I do for you guys?"

"Shaw filled us in about the little setup you had planned for Qui Gon and Obi Wan tomorrow afternoon." Responded the living character from Shakespeare.

Anthony gave an evil grin as he slowly turned around to face his peers, "So, you guys interested?"

Xander was about to ask a question when another knock at the door interrupted their discussion. Shaw walked over and let Katie in. "Sorry guys, did I miss anything?"

"No, we were just going over the details of yon upcoming prank." Answered Shaw.

"As I was about to say before we were interrupted. Let me get this straight, you want to invite your teacher, who is a father figure and the Jedi you consider to be a brother to lunch only to have them swarmed by autograph seekers at a Star Wars convention?"

"Yes, that pretty much covers it. It's simple, straight to the point, and should be a load of laughs if it goes down right."

"There is one thing I don't understand?" asked Katie.

Anthony raised one eyebrow and replied in a quiet voice. " Understanding is a three edge sword."

Robin and Shaw shared grins as the others responded with "Huh?"

Katie thought her friend was up to something but could not help grabbing the bait. "Anthony, you are not making any sense?"

Seeing that his friend had taken the bait, Anthony twisted the knife a little deeper. "Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music and not the song."

Finally, Xander broke in. "You are not making any sense. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a Vorlon."

With that remark, the light came on in Katie's head and she walked over and slapped Anthony on the head. "You need cut down your watching Babylon 5 or I'll have mom confiscate your TV."

Clearing his throat to get everybody's attention, Robin commented "Now that that's settled. Can we get back to the prank?"

Anthony sighed and looked at the ceiling. "Oh, if you insist. I know it's short notice, but for a prank of this style, cameras are a necessity. Someone may be needed to nudge traffic in their direction."

Talking like a Mexican in a bad Western, Robin replied "Cameras? Cameras? We don't need no stinking cameras." Suddenly serious, he continued, "I can do this without a camera and save time normally needed for setting up this prank. Although, I'm sure I can get something ready in no time."

"So I take it you're in?" asked Anthony. As soon as the sprite nodded, he turned toward the others. "How about you guys?"

"I'm in."

"Count me in"

"Wouldn't miss it for the world."

Shaw added, "You do realize this will be cause for payback?"

"In most cases. But revenge comes from the Dark Side and our two subjects will not give in to such emotions. More likely, Qui Gon will provide some interesting training situations for the near future. Man, look at the time. Katie, we need to get going if we want to get there on time."

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Faith, Buffy, and Willow were sitting in the living room, making plans for that night when a noise caught Faith's attention. The Dark Slayer let out a loud whistle and pointed towards Anthony, who was in the process of walking down the stairs. "Hunter, B, take a look at that. Soldier Boy cleans up pretty nice!"

"And, Katie doesn't look bad either." Commented Buffy.

Anthony and Katie had disappeared into various bedrooms soon after walking into the house. A few minutes later the pilot had emerged wearing his dress uniform while Katie had changed into a blue dress. Buffy had called Steve at the antique shop and relayed that the wife and daughter of Sgt. McCoy, killed during the liberation of Naboo, were living in Sunnydale and Anthony was going to see them later that night. Steve suggested that Anthony use the SUV for the visit and Buffy relayed the offer.

"Buffy, tell Steve thanks."

"Don't worry about it Anthony. Steve recognized how important this visit is for you and wanted you to know he is with you all the way."

Katie looked at her watch for a second before yelling "Anthony, it's time to go."

"Okay Katie, I'll be right out." Anthony paused at the door and yelled back toward the living room. "Hey Buffy, have you seen Anakin? I could've sworn he was here when we went to the mall."

Buffy thought for a moment before responding. "Oh, that reminds me. Randi was taking Brian to the mall for some clothes and decided to get Anakin outfitted as well." Noticing the look on Anthony's face, she added with a wink "Don't worry. Anakin's in good hands. He won't be too traumatized by the experience."

Saint just shook his head and left without saying a word.

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Qui Gon had just sat down when Steve entered the office, carrying two drinks and shut the door. The older Jedi accepted the offered drink and took a sip.

"So, Mr. St. Wolf what is it you wanted to talk about?"

"Please, call me Steve. As to your question, After you had left, I began thinking about you being here and what JP told us."

"Whatever help we can give is yours."

"Thanks. How would you feel about combining resources or working with my group if only in a reserve capacity? You could have Anthony come here on occasion and train with my people. Likewise, my people would greatly benefit from the opportunity to learn from you and Obi Wan?"

"That is a great idea. Perhaps, Obi Wan and I can also help with your patrols against the forces of Darkness Anthony has been talking about?"

"Definitely, how would you like to accompany some of my people on patrol tomorrow night?"

"That will be good. I look forward to working with you."

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2354 Reagan Drive Sunnydale, California June 22, 2000 2030 hours (The Wandererverse)

Anthony pulled over to the curb and placed the SUV in park. Turning off the engine, he managed to get a good look at the house. The house was a yellow single story ranch with a two-car garage off to the side. Following his examination, Anthony turned back to Katie, who was looking into her backpack. Cocking an eyebrow at the sight, he inquired. "I still don't know why you insisted on bring the lizard with us."

A low hiss of indignation came from the bag in response and Katie shook her head in resignation. "First, Godzilla is not a lizard but an Iguana. Second, I keep him with me for protection."

"I still don't see how such a small animal can be that much of a threat."

Katie responded with a slight grin. Too bad, nobody's talked to you about guardian spirits. If only you knew, if only you knew. "Lets just say having Godzilla around makes me feel better"

Anthony gave a slight chuckle before becoming serious. "According to my sources, McCoy's widow has just moved in with her newest boyfriend. It looks like he's away on business so it'll be just you and me with them tonight. Here's the plan. While I'm talking to the mother, why don't you take the daughter to another room until I give the all clear. I don't know how mom is going to react to what I have to say and some of the stuff I have to say is not for young ears."

"Okay, we'll do it your way."

+++

Tracy McCoy was putting the dishes in the dishwasher when the doorbell rang. It had been a hard two weeks with her husband being declared missing presumed dead and moving to a new town. At least her boyfriend Roy Barnett had a steady job down at the police station and was attentive to her daughter, Susan. She walked to the front door, opened it, and froze. She had been prepared for many things but the sight of a soldier in service dress continued to be a burden. Even if standing next to the soldier was a pretty young lady not a chaplain.

"Hello, can I help you?"

"I certainly hope so ma'am. My name is Anthony Christopher and the young lady standing next to me is Katie Heart. I was wondering if I could have a few minutes of your time. You see, I was with your husband and was with him when he died. He asked me to give you a message."

Tracy opened the door even further and motioned for the two young people to come inside. She led them to the living room. Soon after they had sat down, a head stuck out from around the corner.

"Mama, is everything alright? I thought I saw a soldier at the door."

"It's okay Susan, one of your father's friends came by for a visit. Why don't you come in?"

Nine year old Susan McCoy had been really close with father. She shared her father's interest in fairy tales and Tolkien in particular. Whenever, he was on deployment, Sergeant McCoy would write and illustrate tales from Middle Earth and send them home. He had promised her the final chapter from his latest story when he was listed MIA. She walked over and stood next to her mother who made the introductions.

"Lieutenant Christopher, Ms. Heart, this is my daughter Susan."

Anthony gave the girl a bright smile. "Hello Susan, it's a pleasure to finally meet you. Your father told me many things about you when we were in Africa." He paused for a moment and turned to face Tracy. "Ms. McCoy, what I have to say may be a little too much for children."

Tracy quickly caught the implied meaning and leaned over to her daughter, "Why don't you show Ms. Heart your room? I'm sure she would love to see the stories and drawings your father made for you."

"I would like to see those stories very much. Would you let me see them?" asked Katie.

Susan grabbed Katie's hand and led her to her room at the back of the house. Once the two were out of sight, Anthony began his story.

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Katie followed the young girl into the room. The room was your typical girl's room but there were some variations. First the posters on the wall leaned toward fantasy. There were pictures of unicorns and other mythical beasts. Right above her bed was a framed picture of what appeared to be a beautiful woodland city nestled above a river with waterfalls in the background. In addition to the books normally read by young girls, off by themselves were versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, formatted for young readers. Susan walked over to the shelf and pulled out a large spiral notebook and waved Katie over to her bed. As the two sat down, Katie remarked "I see you like unicorns and even Tolkien?"

"Yeah, Daddy used to read me stories from Lord of the Rings when he was back." Susan turned around and pointed towards the picture above her bed. "That is my favorite picture. Do you know what it is?"

"No, could you tell me?"

"It's Rivendale, one of the Elvish cities in Middle Earth. I loved to listen to the stories Daddy made up about the elves. You know, sometimes I wish I could go there."

"I know what you mean, there some places I would like to go as well. If only in my dreams."

"Ma'am, your bag is hissing."

"Oops, I forgot about Godzilla. Have you ever seen an Iguana?"

"Isn't that some kind of lizard?" At Katie's nod, she continued "Can I see him? Can I?"

"Okay, but you will have to be gentle."

Katie pulled out the Iguana out of her backpack and set him on the bed. Susan's sleeves rode up her arms as she reached for the reptile. Katie spotted thick red lines crisscrossing the girl's arms before Susan quickly pushed the sleeves back down. She also noticed the look in Susan's eyes that hinted of bad times. The Amazon gave a slight shuddered as she thought back to the time before being adopted by JD. Oh my God. The last time I saw wounds like that was when my father abused me.

"Uh Susan, are you all right?" inquired Katie.

Susan inched away from the Amazon, stammering. "Yeah there's nothing wrong. I just had an accident."

"Susan, when I was about your age, my ex-step father abused me. I thought it was my fault until I was rescued by the policewoman who later became my mother. You don't have to say anything, but if you need someone to talk to, I'll be there."

"Thank, I just don't know. I mean, he is usually nice except for the times I am bad."

"Look Susan, you have done nothing wrong." An idea popped into her head, "I need to be away for a little while and I need someone to take care of Godzilla. He's very special to me and I need someone who is completely trustworthy to look after him."

You listening to this? Katie sent out to her guardian spirit.

You betcha. How do you want to handle it?

I want you to keep an eye on Susan. If mom's new boyfriend tries anything, keep her safe. Try not to harm him except as a last resort. Since, Anthony and I are heading back to LA tonight, keep an open link with Duke so that Steve knows what's going on.

I'll avoid shredding him to pieces unless the kid's life is in danger. Don't you think Anthony should know about guardian spirits? Anything else?

I'll tell him later, just make sure Steve knows what's going on.

Susan's eyes grew wide. "You want me to take care of him?"

"It's only for a short while, will you do it?"

Susan gave Katie a quick hug. "You bet!! I'll just make sure Roy doesn't find out."

"You do that. I think it's time we went back."

+++

"So you see, Ms. McCoy I promised your husband that you and your daughter would be taken care of. My family has money and." Offered Saint.

"I want to thank you for your offer. But I don't take charity."

"Ma'am, this isn't about charity. It's about doing the right thing. Your husband loved you very much and asked me to look after you and your daughter. To do otherwise would insult his memory. Will you at least allow me to set up a trust fund for Susan's college?"

Tracy thought for a moment and smiled. "I'll think about it. It was nice for you to come over. I know my husband rests a little easier knowing that you did. If I need any help I'll give you a call."

+++

Katie waited until Anthony began driving back toward Steves before voicing her concerns.

"Anthony, I think Susan has been abused."

"What are you talking about?"

"God Anthony, when I was in Susan's bedroom, I noticed that she was covered in bruises. The last time I saw those kind of bruises was when my ex-step father wasn't too nice to me."

Anthony slammed on the brakes. To Katie's surprise, her friend appeared to change into someone she did not know and was actually afraid of. In a quiet voice Saint asked. "Where is he? I want to have a little chat with him."

Placing her hands on his shoulder in a attempt to calm him down. "Don't worry, he's already been taken care of. Don't go all Darkside over him."

"What do you mean it's been taken care of?" Anthony replies as he starts to relax under Katie's touch.

"Simple, I left Godzilla with Susan. He can protect her if anything happens." Katie replies with a smile that makes Anthony wonder what she's up to.

Anthony put the car in gear and began driving again. "And just how is a small Iguana supposed to do that?"

Katie gave him an evil grin and simply stated as she inched her way closer to him. "Lets just say, Godzilla is more than he appears to be besides, through him, I can keep an eye on Susan."

"I hope you're right. I hope you're right. Let's return the car and head back home. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow."

+++

317 Bryant Terrace

Sunnydale, California

Planet Earth June 23, 2000 0730 hours (Wandererverse)

"I know that look, so spill it. What do you want Buffy?"

Buffy reached into her purse and pulled out the flier that Saint had been looking at and handed it to Steve. Smiling sweetly, the immortal slayer told him. "I just thought that we should take a little trip to LA and have lunch with the gang at this restaurant near the Holiday Inn. I was told the food is good and the entertainment even better."

Steve took the pamphlet and began reading. His eyes widened slightly over the announcement concerning who would be there signing autographs and what times they would be available. Even though he had the feeling that he really didn't want to know, the Wanderer voiced his concerns. "The friends we would be meeting wouldn't happen to be Anthony and Katie now would it?" Buffy nodded enthusiastically as the pieces fell into place. "Let me guess, Anthony invited Qui Gon and Obi Wan over for lunch, neglecting to tell them about the convention."

"You got it. Robin, Shaw, Faith, Willow, and Xander are already there getting the place ready for our visiting Jedi."

Steve returned Buffy's evil grin and nodded, "Okay, I'll take you. Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind seeing how those two react to being the subject of so much attention. Besides, I can't wait to see how Master Jinn responds to being set up by his student."

Buffy nodded and took another sip of her coffee, "It will be interesting either way."

"That reminds me, Duke mentioned something about being in contact with Katie's guardian spirit. It seems that she thinks McCoy's daughter is being abused and left Godzilla over there as protection. If anything happens, Godzilla contacts Duke, and Duke lets me know." "If he is abusing the girl, then we will have to show him the error of his ways. Won't we?"

Steve looked at his watch, "Yup, we need to be going if we want to catch the prank in session."

+++

Heart Residence Los Angeles, California June 23, 2000 0800 hours (The Wandererverse)

Qui Gon noticed that Anthony was putting off some strong emotions through their Force bond the night before and wanted to talk to him about it. Anthony and Katie had returned home late last night and the master Jedi to postpone the meeting until today. However, when he went to talk with Anthony, the young man was nowhere to be found. He searched all over the mansion without any luck before running into Steve Sloan as he was getting ready to go to work.

"Detective Sloan, have you seen Anthony this morning? It appears that he is not in the house."

"He, had to go down to Los Alamitos this morning. Said something about completing some paperwork necessary for transferring to that Guard unit. Katie went with him and asked me to remind you about lunch today. Was there anything important?"

"No, that's alright. It can wait until this afternoon. Do you know where this Holiday Inn is located?"

"Sure, in fact, I could drive you over there during my lunch hour. The restaurant serves good food."

"I look forward to it."

+++ LOS ALAMITOS ARMY AVIATION SUPPORT FACILITY Los Alamitos, California June 23, 2000 0900 hours (The Wandererverse)

Anthony handed the corporal the last completed form. The young man was wearing just his uniform shirt and pants for visiting the base. No sense dressing up for this thought the young pilot. He had just spent the last two hours filling out various paperwork, confirming his new status with the California National Guard. His relief at finally being finished with the induction paperwork was shattered by the intercom.

"Corporal Hastings, when Lieutenant Christopher finishes up his paperwork, have him report to my office."

"Yes Sir!" Corporal Hastings, company clerk for the unit turned back to the officer seated in front of him. "You heard the colonel, sir. Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the unit."

Anthony got up and walked over to where Katie had been patiently working on her laptop. Wearing an apologetic look, he told her. "Sorry about the wait. I forgot how much paperwork is involved when doing a transfer."

"That's okay, just get it finished. We have to meet Qui Gon and Obi Wan for lunch."

"The colonel wants to see me. When I'm done, we'll head off to the restaurant."

+++

Colonel Lonny Jones was looking over the personnel folder of one Lieutenant Anthony Christopher. Upon getting the transfer request, he had placed a call to an old friend who just happened to be the executive officer for the Nightstalkers. According to Major Coonts, the young man was one of the most gifted pilots as well as the youngest in the unit. A knock sounded on the door and without looking up, Lonny gave the word, "Enter."

Anthony walked up to the desk, stood at attention, and saluted. Without looking down, he yelled out "Sir, Lieutenant Christopher, reporting as ordered, SIR!"

Lonny returned the salute and told the young man, "At ease. Take a seat." He waited until the young man had sat down before continuing. "I just got off the phone with your old c/o at Fort Campbell. He had some interesting things to say about you."

"Sir."

Lonny made the pretense of shuffling through a stack of papers for a moment, "Colonel Lamonte was sorry to see you go. According to him you were one of the shining stars in the 160th SOAR. However, there were a couple of things that I needed clearing up."

"Yes Sir."

"First, there is the matter of vanishing for two weeks without a trace of wreckage. Second, you suddenly coming back alone and being immediately assigned to some top secret Air Force unit at Cheyenne Mountain."

"Sir, with all due respect. Due to security concerns all I can say about the first question is that I was shot down and trapped behind enemy lines, trying to make my way back to friendly territory. As to the second, I am not at liberty to say since it was labeled top secret."

Anthony got a bad feeling when the colonel flashed an evil grin and moved to close the door. Returning to his seat, he turned a coffee cup all the way around showing off what appeared to be a picture of the Holy Grail. I've seen that image before. Now where was it? Wait a minute. Steve St. Wolf had that image on his armor when he kicked my ass day before yesterday

"I see you recognize the symbol. Lieutenant, what I am about to say to you does not leave this room. Understand?" Saint nodded and Lonny continued. "I have other sources, whom I contacted, which deal with events that never make the six o' clock news. Those same sources relayed an amazing tail of alternate universes, movies come to life, and boyscouts doing good deeds. Lets just say I know more about you than you know. There is one thing that I want to know. Why did you want to leave the Nightstalkers to come here?"

Anthony was in the process of getting over what he had been told and did not catch the last part. He asked the colonel to repeat himself and thought about how he would answer. "Well sir, while I was gone only two weeks here. Over there it was more than a year. During that period, I got involved into some serious combat, did those good deeds, and had some people under my command get killed in action. When I got back, I realized I wanted to do something different. I still wanted to stay in the military. Yet, I felt it was time to continue my education and renew some relationships. I have friends and family here and there is a good college offering archaeology courses. I guess I wanted to take the time to explore what else I can do. Since I wanted to continue flying, I managed to convince the Army to allow my transfer to a local aviation unit."

Lonny stood up and offered his hand to the young pilot. "Well, the Nightstalkers loss is our gain. Welcome aboard."

Anthony also stood up and returned the handshake. "Thank you sir. It's an honor to serve under your command."

Colonel Jones returned Anthony's salute and dismissed him. As the young man walked out the door, he could only think Horace, I wonder if the Old Degenerate knows about real life Jedi Knights living in California. If half of what you said about this man is true, then interesting times have arrived."

+++

Anthony walked over to Katie, who was busy finishing up a document. Tapping her lightly on the shoulder, he asked, "Are you ready to go?"

She gave him a questioning look before responding. "If you are done with everything involved with joining up. By the way what did the Colonel want?"

Helping her to her feet, Anthony responded "Just usual welcoming to the unit stuff. Oh, by the way, do you know anything about a Grail symbol?" Katie's eyes grew wide as he continued "The colonel had a grail symbol on a black coffee cup. I saw that same symbol on St. Wolf's armor. I think I'll ask Steve about it next time I see him."

"That would be a good idea." Agreed Katie. "Besides, we have to get going if we want to be at the restaurant in time for the fireworks."

"Then lead on fair lady, lead on."

+++ Holiday Inn Los Angeles, California June 23, 2000 1205 hours (The Wandererverse)

Steve Sloan pulled the car into the parking space and waited for his passengers to get out. If these two are gonna be here for a while we're gonna have to get them drivers licenses thought the LA detective. Walking into the restaurant, he was struck by the activity in the adjoining conference rooms. Obi Wan had also noticed the activity and leaned over to his former master and quietly commented. "It looks like there is some kind of function occurring today I wonder what it is?"

Qui Gon thought for a moment before responding, "You are right, there does appear to be something going on the adjoining rooms. It would be best to avoid it for now. Besides, Detective Sloan is motioning for us to go in."

Even though, he had passed the tests to become a full fledged Jedi, Obi Wan still found it easy to slip into the role of Padawan Learner around his old master. Inspite of the older Jedi's reassurance, he was getting a uneasy feeling about the entire setup. With Anthony and Katie not being here, I have this nagging suspicion that we are being set up.

Both Qui Gon and Obi Wan noticed the looks they were getting from various young people as they were led to their table. Heck, even Steve was noticing the looks and leaned over to the older Jedi and commented, "If I didn't know better I would say you two are very popular around here. It seems everybody has been stealing glances at you since we got out the car."

"I agree with you. When they left this morning, did Anthony or Katie look like they were up to something?"

"No, not at all. Anthony was in uniform and told me that he needed to finish some in processing paperwork at the Guard base. Katie added that will meet us here. Wonder where they are?"

+++

Unknown to the Jedi, their every word was picked up and recorded by the other part of the practical joke team. As planned, Willow and Xander were in a suite, monitoring specially situated cameras. At the same, time Faith and Shaw were moving to preplanned positions in the convention hall. At the prearranged time, the 'Twin Towers of Tactlessness' would wander around the room commenting about two famous actors having lunch nearby. Robin had pulled up a chair in the dining room to watch the upcoming event.

At exactly 1215 hours, Willow leaned over the microphone and gave the go code with an evil grin. "Showtime"

+++

Buffy and St. Wolf arrived just before the Jedi and were able to be seated before the victims entered the room. Sporting identical smiles, the two waited for the show to begin.

++

Obi Wan looked around at the growing crowd entering the dining room. I definitely, have a bad feeling about this." A waitress came up and asked the three if they were ready to order. Qui Gon responded that they were waiting on two others and would like to hold off until their arrival. Once the waitress was out of sight, Steve reflected, "Does anybody else notice the growing numbers of young people coming in and looking at you two."

"Yes, it's almost as if.."

Qui Gons reply was cut off by a group of teenage girls rushing up to the table and babbling something about how excited they were at finally meeting Liam Neeson and Ewan MacGregor in person, how they loved their movies, and would they sign autographs. Qui Gon took the lead and tried to tell them the truth. Unfortunately, the girls were not buying his explanations and had begun begging for signatures much to the Jedi's discomfort. Qui Gon had to resort to using the Jedi Mind Trick to convince the girls to leave them in peace.

Once the first group of girls had left, Obi Wan began to sense a disturbance in the Force. He turned to Qui Gon and quietly said, "Master Jinn, have you noticed a disturbance in the Force?"

"Yes, but it's not anger or having anything to do with the Dark Side. In fact, it's almost as if a group of people were finding great amusement at the expense of others."

The older Jedis, response trailed off as he and Obi Wan noticed first Buffy and Wanderer sitting at the other table sporting wide smiles. Then, Obi Wan pointed out Robin sitting at another table, raising his glass in a toast. Finally, another even larger group of teenagers were moving toward the table in an effort to get autographs. Moments before being swamped by fans, the two Jedi spotted Anthony and Katie standing at the door. From the looks on their faces, it was obvious that they were desperately trying to not laugh. Both Jedi turned to one another and groaned in equally annoyed voices "We've been set up"

Steve Sloan had been listening in and observed. "Looks like the kids got you good. Perhaps when this is over, you should visit some payback on them."

Desperately attempting to fend off two crazed female fans, Qui responded over his shoulder. "Revenge or payback is the path to the darkside. However, I believe some intensified training will be in order."

+++

Katie gave Anthony a smile as he held the door open for her to enter. They had arrived just in time to see the latest group of rabid fans cluster around the two Jedi in the search for autographs. Anthony nudged Katie in the arm and pointed toward their increasingly flustered friends. Finally, he turned toward the Amazon and commented.

"Looks like they've been through a lot. Think it's time to let them off the hook?"

Katie gave him an evil grin before replying. "I say lets milk this for all it's worth since they will probably get us afterwards. So, lets make it something really worth getting punished over."

"I agree. Since they're looking over this way, wave at them."

The two teenagers waved at their victims who returned the dirtiest looks ever graced on a living being by a Jedi.

+++

Qui Gon, using the Force to get rid of one persistent blonde teenager, told Obi Wan. "I'm going over to Sir Steven and put an end to this prank. Why don't you go over to our young instigators and lead them to our table?"

Obi Wan gave his master a slight bow, replying "Of course. Do you have any idea of when Anthony shall begin his period of penance?

"I was thinking this afternoon will be a good time to begin."

Qui Gon moved through the crowd toward Steve's table, patiently explaining to the fans that he was not Liam Neeson. Unfortunately, they were not convinced. Just as he reached the object of his travel, someone bumped into him.

"Sorry, I didn't see where I was going."

"That's alright. In fact..."

The other gentleman turned to face the Jedi Master with a look of surprise on his face. He could be Qui Gon's twin but for the short hair and lack of beard. The surprise faded away as he collected his wits and smiled and offered his hand.

"Hello, I'm Liam Neeson. Yes, I too can see the resemblance. If you lost the beard and cut your hair,"

"We could be twins." Answered the older Jedi. "Where are my manners. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jim Quigby and sitting at my table is my older son Ben."

"Well Mr. Quigby, call me Liam. Are you by any chance from the old country? I seem to detect a slight accent."

"Yes, I was born in Dublin but my family moved to the United Kingdom shortly thereafter. Would you care to join us? We were just about to order lunch."

"I would be honored to do so. Would you mind if my co star, Ewan MacGregor, joined us?"

"There is no problem, I was expecting my student and his friend arrive shortly, but the table should be able to hold all of us with no problem."

Liam moved toward the crowd and asked for their attention. The fans faced the actor and listened as he explained that autographs will be handed out an hour later in the convention hall. The manager of the restaurant moved with a few waiters and escorted the fans outside.

Ewan MacGregor showed up soon after the last fan had been escorted out of the dining room. Introductions were made and menus examined. Obi Wan and Ewan had hit it off very quickly. They shared so many interests, that it was scary. While Steve, sat back and listened, Liam asked Qui Gon,

"So what line of work are you in?"

"Prior to moving here, I was with the British government. My specific job is classified. I am currently working with a private investigation firm in Sunnydale on weekdays. In my spare time I teach martial arts. Which reminds me I have a sneaking suspicion that the fans coming in here was no accident"

"How so?"

"My current student in the martial arts has shown himself to be a practical joker." The older Jedi waved his arms around the room. "In fact, this whole situation screams set up."

Liam rubbed his chin in quiet reflection. "I can see why you think so. If it is true, then your student will need to be taught the error of his ways."

"Do not worry. I have an interesting day of instruction planned out him as well as his accomplices. Speaking of which here they are."

Liam looked up in the direction Qui Gon was pointing. JD Heart was approaching what appeared to be a young army officer and his girlfriend.

+++

The officer and the amazon were laughing their heads off at the spectacle of the two Jedi being overwhelmed by rabid fans. Without warning, they each felt a hand on their shoulder. Both turned around to face the woman Katie called mother.

JD finished her paperwork earlier than expected and was able to meet her family and guests for lunch after all. As she walked into the restaurant, several things caught her attention. First, there was the matter of her former student and daughter standing just inside the dining room, laughing their heads off. The detective gave a mental sigh as she pondered Those two are up to something. Now just who did they set up? Looking across the room, she spotted the crowd surrounding one table. For a split second, the crowd parted and she was able to recognize her two guests in the middle of it. Anthony Michael Christopher, you have not been in town for even three days and you are already setting up your teacher and someone who is practically your brother. When this is over, your buts are mine!

Coming to a decision, the detective walked up behind the two teenagers and grabbed their shoulders. As they turned around, she growled in a low voice. "I think this prank has gone on long enough. Don't you?" She waited for Anthony and Katie to nod in agreement before continuing. "Katie, you are going to round up your accomplices and bring them over to the table, got it?" Katie gave a meek "yes ma'am" before moving off to grab the others.

JD waited for Katie to leave before grabbing her former student by the ear and walked him to the table. Anthony could only follow with his head tilted toward the side as he tried to keep up. Dang, I haven't been led by the ear since high school. JD has kept in practice since then

Liam was back comparing various places with Qui Gon when a string of "Owowowowowow" approaching them interrupted him. Looking up, he saw the female detective leading the officer by the ear to the table. He couldn't help but grin as he asked the Jedi, "I take it this is your current student and practical joker?"

Qui Gon waited until the two had settled down before making the introductions. "Yes, the young man is my student Anthony Christopher. Leading him by the ear is JD Heart, a Los Angeles police detective and our current host." He then turned to JD and asked, "Detective Heart, where is your daughter? I thought she was with Anthony?"

"She was, but I sent her to round up the rest of Anthony's band of Merry Pranksters. In fact here they are."

+++

While Shaw, Faith, Willow, Xander, and Robin were being led to the table, a grinning Wanderer and slayer dropped by. Steve could not help tweak the Jedi's nose, "Looks like the kids got you good this time."

"Well now that the set up has concluded and the pranksters have been assembled. We come to the burning question. What consequence should be given out for such a bold undertaking?" mused the older Jedi.

Obi Wan snapped his fingers and offered. "I know, how about some accelerated and intensified training for our new padawan leaner?"

"That's well for young Anthony. But what about the others, they had an equal hand in said prank and deserve some punishment for their actions."

Steve rubbed his chin and grinned at the Scoobies, "How about having my group also join in some increased unarmed combat exercises and weapons training? Lets say after lunch would be a good time."

"Very well. Faith, Shaw, and Xander will have two hours of hand to hand with me and other various opponents." Decided Steve.

"That's all very well, but since Anthony is the instigator, his punishment shall be as follows: unarmed fighting practice against Buffy, Faith, and Kendra. Following which he shall practice with swords against Steve, Obi Wan, Shaw, and myself." Added Qui Gon.

Katie breathed out a sigh of relief as she realized that her boyfriend would be getting the worse of it. JD squashed her daughter's good feelings by adding. "Since my daughter was also involved in this little incident, I am going to add sparring with Anthony to their punishment." The detective then looked over at Anthony who groaned at her evil grin, "Since the instigator of this prank is my former student and he had the balls to spring on my guests, Anthony can add in sword practice with myself.'

Anthony turned to his fellow pranksters, "See what I told you. We might as well have a good meal because I have this feeling we will be really sore this afternoon. By the way, Robin. You got the pictures?"

"Not only that, I was able to also send copies to the Jedi Council. Yoda and Mace should be enjoying a lot of laughs at your expense." Added the sprite in a whisper.

Ewan looked over to his double and in a serious tone of voice stated. "You have no option but to really lay down the law."

Obi Wan gave an evil grin that did Robin proud. "You have no idea, my friend. No idea.



TBC



Authors Note: With Chapter 10, the Jedi and Saint settle down into living in southern California. Stay tuned for Chapter 11: Truth or Consequence. Saint continues into his new line of work as college student by day, Padawan Learner by night, and Weekened Warrior with the Guard. One more thing: Check out the revised version of "Enter the Stalkers" on www.wandererverse.com. It has been reformatted to fit in with "Enter the Stalkers 2:Scouts Honor" and the Wandererverse in general. Expect even more crossover fun. As always, Read and Review. Tell what you think of the story and where its heading.

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