(Mwahahahhahahahahahaha!!! I finally got my lazy lil' ass around ot writing the second chapter...or I could tell you the truth....I got grounded....yes grounded the innocent mwa got grounded because she was behind on school work.... -_-; Yea yea I know shut up Kat I can hear you laughing now.....and yes it starts off REAL slow but it'll get funnier..meh thinks....OH YEA disclaimer time..yay? I don't own That little song Nio sings it's done by Switchblade Symphony it's called wicked and yea I know the lyrics are a lil messed but thats the way Nio sings so it's supposed to be like that.....critics....and I do NOT own The Weiss Or Schwarz -Nio-)

Nagi:*Walks into Schwarz HQ and walks off to find Crawford, still holding the chibi at arms length*

Schuldig: *is following Nagi, and intends on getting rid of Nio as soon as humanly possible*

Farfello: *Walks in behind Schuldig cradling his knife and glaring at Nio* Chibis don't hurt god......Killing chibis does....

Crawford:*looks over his paper and raises an eyebrow* What's wrong now?

Nagi: We got IT....

Crawford: IT?

Schuldig: I think "It" has rabies.....

Nio:*cackles* It's my name and killings meh game...

Crawford:yyyyyyyeeeeeaaaa....

Nio: *growls and barks*

Nagi: YOU TAKE IT SCHULDIG!

Schuldig: I'M NOT GETTING BITTEN!

Nio:*bites Nagi*

Nagi: AGHHH!*throws Nio across the room*

Crawford: AGH!! GET IT AWAY! *is trying to pry Nio off his paper*

Nio:*lets go of the paper and is running back and forth on the couch chewing on the cushions and foaming at the mouth*

Crawford, Nagi, Schuldig: O.O;;;;;;;;;;

Farfello: Does Nagi have rabies?

Nagi:..........*twitch*..............................rabies................. ...................AAAAGGGGGHHH!!!

Crawford: Ok thats it! Schuldig! You go buy "IT" a collar and and I'll take Nagi to the doctors..

Schuldig: Might wanna try the halfway house...

Nagi:*twitches*

Nio:*barks*

Schuldig: O.o; Fine I'll go get it a collar...*Walks out*

(what is with all the it business you ask? Good question...*Cackles* And for all you sick lil' people yes Nio is a girl I don't know why their calling her it...)

Crawford:*Drags Nagi out of the room and shoves him i the car and drives away*

Nio:*Stops barking and looks at Farf* YOU LEFT THE PSYCHHHHHHHOOOOOO!

Farfello: *Blinks and looks around Realizing he's alone*

Nio:......................*is thinking*...........................Uh oh.....................I ish in so much troubles......

Farfello: *Pulls a knife off his tongue and launches himself at Nio* DIE ANGEL CHILD!!

Nio: AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! I THINK YOU'VE GOT ME CONFUSED WITH NAGI!!!!!!!OR OMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! HELPPP MEEEEEE! Wait no ones here that won't work.....*Screams and runs away*

Farfello:*Hits the wall with a resounding crack creating a large hole in the drywall*

Nio:*cackles and holds a can of black spray paint and paints on the wall* Nio-1 Farf-0 *Thinks* Dats not wight.....nope not Personal..... *finishes of the can of spray paint with absoulute nonsene*

Farfello:*Blinks and sits up looking at the wall and shrugs and runs at Nio*

Nio: *looks up at Farf and doesn't move blinking and looking like true chibi should*

Farfello: *Skids to a haul and looks down at her*

Nio:*nods* Yep...I figure out what to do....

Farfello: *Blinks*

Nio: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! *Runs in the other direction

Farfello: *runs after her.....again*

Nio: I AM THE QUEEN! *scampers up ontop of a tall cabinet doing a VERY odd dance* EXIT SIGNS! PAYING FINES! MOVE AHEAD!! I am the wicked one..... STREAMING BASE ON YOUR KNEES DECORATE SOME YOU PLEASE..I AM THE WICKED ONE!! MODEL RACE HOW IT SHOWS NEVER LEAVE IF I KNOW...I am the wicked one..BLINDDDDD BLINDDDDDD TO THE FANS AROUND YOUR MIND TIMEEEE TIMEEEEEEEE TO THE FANS WHO GATE TO BE REFINED BLINDDD BLINDDD PAPER IN THE BRINE BRINEEE BRINEEE THROUGH THE WINDSHEILD WE ALL FLLLLYYYYYY!! *bows* Thank you thank you!!

Farfello: *twitch*

Nio: *starts singing another song* (Again I don't own the Wicked or Clown! Their Switchblade Symphonys! Nio just likes to sing em'...^^;) CRYING LOUD YOU ARE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR WHOA WHOA JUST BEAUTIFUL BABY YOUR NOTHING MORE..CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU ARE CRAWLING INTO SLEEP BEINGGG I SWARE I WON'T BREAK YOU IF YOU LET ME TAKE YOU WHERE THE WILLOWS NEVER WEEP! WHERE THE WILLOWS NEVER WEEP!! COMING QUICK INTO YOUR WONDER HER LIESIIEEEESSSS FLYING HIGH ON THESE WINGSSSSSS TRANQUEL LIEESSSS WELL JUST COME WITH ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU SEE WITH ME YOU'LL WANT TO STAY AND MAYBE COME OUT TO PLAYYYYY! whooaaaa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoooooaaaoaoaaa whoooooo down your going down your going down your going down your going down your going down your going down your going DDDOOOOWWWWNNN CIRCUS LIGHTS ARE SHUTTING SLOWLY DOWN BUT STILL YOUR UP IN THE AIR AND LOVING YOUR WINGS... MY DEAR YOU'LL PLAY THE CLOWN YOUR STILL UP IN THE AIR AND LOVING YOUR WINGS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU COME DOOOWWWNNN! down your going....down your going...down your going...down your going...down your going..

Farf:*throws knife at Nio*

Nio:*stops singing and falls off the cabinet* ECK!CRITIC!

Farello:*tackles Nio and cuts a large gash behind her ear*

Nio: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!*Sounds like a wet Cat* (least the way my friends cat sounds annoying and high pitched)

Farfello: DIIIIEEEEEE!

Nio:*grabs the knife*

Farfello: *drops Nio and lights a match and throws on the knife making it catch on fire* (Don't ask what's on it)

Nio:*shrieks and throws the knife into a can of hairspray* O.O!! Hairspray........it's flammable.....DUCK AND COVER! *Trys to dive behind the couch before the hairspray explodes*

Hairspray: Woe is me....*explodes*

Farfello: *blinks and pulls a peice of hairspray can out of his arm and feels his now still hair* It's a weapon....!!!

Nio: @.@ *Is hairsprayed to a wall* Crud.....

Farfello:*Cackles*

Nio: errrrr...... . I ish doooooooommmmmmmeeeeedddddddd! DOoOoOoOoOoOmed I say!

Farfello: *stalks towards Nio* hhhmmm what to use Hair or knife....

Nio: GAH! Er um eck I uhhhhhhh HEY FARF DOES A CAN OF SHAVING CREAM EXPLODE?!?!

Farfello: *stops and blinks* Ummmm....*runs off and comes back with a can of hairspray*

Nio: I SAVED MYSELFFF!

Farfello: *Holds up a roll of duct tape*

Nio: O.O Oh that can't be good!





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*ChibiNekoNio dances to Revolutionary Girl Utena ending theme(truth) and shaking her tail more than she should*



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Farfello: *duct tapes Nio to the shaving cream can and sets it on a burner on the stove and turns it up*

Nio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IIIIIII'MMM GONNNAAAAA DIIIIIEEEEEE!

Farfello: And?

Nio: AND THE WARDEN SANG COME ON SOMEBODY WHY DON'T YA RUN? OLD RED'S ITCH'N TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN GET MY LANTERN AND GET MY GUN RED'LL HAVE YOUR TAIL BEFORE THE MORNIN COMES!(Old Red by Blake Shelton)

Farfello: AGH COUNTRY MUSIC STOP IT!

Nio: *cackles and gulps* uh oh...

Shaving Cream can: Oh dear oh dear what ever shall I do..*Goes BOOM*

Nio: *Is pinned to the wall by shaving cream can reminants* @_@ owie.......

Farfello:*cackles and wipes the shainv gcream off Nio all except for around her mouth* Now your rabid!

Crawford:*walks in dragging a still twitchy Nagi*

Nagi: *twitch*

Schuldig:*walks in carrying a dog collar* AGH!!!WHAT happened?!?

Crawford:*twitchs*

Nio:Their TWITCHY!

Nagi: SHE'S RABIDDDDD!!!

Crawford: WHAT HAPPENED?!?

Schuldig: It's an echo!!

Crawford: Shut up....

Nio:Farfy ducty taped me to a can and it went BOOM!

Nagi:*Random twitch*

Schuldig:Better not have been mine...

Crawford: *twitchs with Nagi*

Schuldig: Shouldn't have you forseen this Crawford??

Crawford: SHUT UP!

Nagi:*twitchs* I'm*twitch* Going to my *twitch* room...

Schuldig: And I ain't cleaning it up...*walks off to his room*

Crawford: I'M NOT DOING IT! *runs off to his room*

Farfello:*shrugs* I'm gonna go hurt god....*walks of to his room too*

Nio: *blinks* I little help?! HELLO??!? HEY! PEOPLE!

End(for now*cackles insanely*)