(I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Oh and I read my stories...terrible spelling.
I shall correct that, yes I shall. Oh and yes this isn't as stupid...It's
mellowed out slightly.)
Schuldig: *is sitting in the living room, rubbing his temples* Make it stoppppp!
Nio: *is banging on pots and pans* LALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nagi: *walks in* Dear god Who's killing cat?
Nio:*stops* Ok...that was low.....
Nagi: *Rolls his eyes* It wasn't low....thats what it sounded like..
Nio: Tch...your deaf..*goes back to banging pots*
Crawford: *staggers in grabbing the spoon from Nio and hitting her over the head with it repeatedly* Asprin!!
Nio: *snickers* You want asprin your gonna have to stick your hand down the garbage disposal...
Crawford: Fuck...
Schuldig: I told you she wasn't worth it...the little Demons gonna kill us all.
Nio: *is rolling on the ground scratching her hair* Itchy!! Itchy!! I-T-C-H- Y! *rubs against Crawford's leg* (Not like that you pervs.)
Crawford: AGH! *jumps into a chair* Don't touch me!
Nagi: Oh great now it has the chicken pox.
Nio: Nu uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Already had em so there! *sticks out her tongue*
Crawford:*Crawls off the chair and brushes himself off straightening his glasses* Then what? Nagi go give her a bath..
Nagi: Ew! I'm not doing that!
Schuldig:*Snickers* Oh come on Nags...It's not like she's 24...
Nagi: *Shakes his head, running to his bedroom* I have...homework....yes Homework...thats it. *slams the door*
Crawford: *rolls his eyes* Schuldig. Your babysitting today, Were still cleaning up after Farfello's mess.
Schuldig: O.O! WHAT?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! I can't babysit it! It'll kill me!!
Nio: *goes all Stitch like* RAWR!
Schuldig: *Girly scream* KEEP IT AWAY!!
Crawford: *Rolls his eyes* Pull yourself together man! It's two!
Nio: 4..
Crawford: Whatever...Just make sure it doesn't DIE, and it doesn't kill someone, or blow something up.
Schuldig: Oh sure why don't you ask me to give birth to a kid to.
Crawford: *walks off* You can do that in your own spare time...
Nio: RAWRRRRRRRRR! *does a growl and crawls around on all fours* Rawr!!
Schuldig: Help me.....*stalks over and trys to grab Nio*
Nio: Rawr! *bites his hand*
Schuldig: Ow! god damnit! You little monster!
Nio:Rawr!! Rawl! Rawr!! *stands up dancing around in circles*
Schuldig: *Grabs the collar of her shirt hoisting her up* Bath time Demon...
Nio: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!! not waterrrrr! noooooo! *pretends to die*
Schuldig:*walks into the bathroom and draws the water locking Nio in the bathroom as he goes to get a towel and clean clothes for her*
Nio: *is clawing at the door* Helpppp stitch no like water! Rawr!
Schuldig:*opens the door, 'accidently' bashing Nio in the face*
Nio:*falls back* Ow....@.@
Schuldig: *Smirks* Oops?
Nio: Your dispicable....
Schuldig: Do you even know what that means?
Nio: No...but I saw it in a cartoon once...
Schuldich: *Rolls his eyes, setting the clothes and towel down, picking up Nio and sets her down in the sink taking off her clothes with a disgusted look and literally drops her in the tub*
Nio: RAWR! Nooooooo I'm melting I'm melting!!!
Schuldig: Oh shut up...*puts his hand on her head, dunking her under water and then pulls her back up grabbing the shampoo*
Nio: *is choking* Geh! Gawd...some father you'll make someday..*splashes him*
Schuldig: AGH! You little brat..I don't intend on having children. *pours the shampoo on her hair, lathering it and then dunking her under again*
Nio: AGHHHH! *screams underwater bubbles breaking the surface*
Schuldig: *Drags her up* there...clean hair.
Nio-*Coughs, and hacks* This....bath will....kill me....
Schuldig: *rolls his eyes again, grabbing a wash cloth and soap sudsing(is that a real word?) the washcloth and grabs her hand giving it to her* Wash.. *pulls the curtain closed* Gawd...I am not meant to give children baths..I am not meant for children period.
Nio: *Stares at the wash cloth, blinking and dunks it underwater* Doneeeeeeeee!
Schuldig: *Sighs, and pulls back the curtain holding out his hand*
Nio: *makes half the water in the bathtub crash into schu*
Schuldig: *Stands there, hadn still out soaking wet, twitching slightly* You....little....brat...
Nio-*falls backwards laughing her ass off* You drip!!
Schuldig:*practically dives into the tub holding Nio's head underwater*
Nio-*Glugglug*
Crawford: *runs in and drags Schuldig off* No Killing her! *lets go of him hodling his nose* God you smell like a wet dog.
Nio*sits up* I am a zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Schuldig:*grabs the towel, wrapping it aorund Nio, dragging her out of the tub and drainging the water* Get dressed. Were going somewheres.
Schuldig: *is sitting in the living room, rubbing his temples* Make it stoppppp!
Nio: *is banging on pots and pans* LALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nagi: *walks in* Dear god Who's killing cat?
Nio:*stops* Ok...that was low.....
Nagi: *Rolls his eyes* It wasn't low....thats what it sounded like..
Nio: Tch...your deaf..*goes back to banging pots*
Crawford: *staggers in grabbing the spoon from Nio and hitting her over the head with it repeatedly* Asprin!!
Nio: *snickers* You want asprin your gonna have to stick your hand down the garbage disposal...
Crawford: Fuck...
Schuldig: I told you she wasn't worth it...the little Demons gonna kill us all.
Nio: *is rolling on the ground scratching her hair* Itchy!! Itchy!! I-T-C-H- Y! *rubs against Crawford's leg* (Not like that you pervs.)
Crawford: AGH! *jumps into a chair* Don't touch me!
Nagi: Oh great now it has the chicken pox.
Nio: Nu uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Already had em so there! *sticks out her tongue*
Crawford:*Crawls off the chair and brushes himself off straightening his glasses* Then what? Nagi go give her a bath..
Nagi: Ew! I'm not doing that!
Schuldig:*Snickers* Oh come on Nags...It's not like she's 24...
Nagi: *Shakes his head, running to his bedroom* I have...homework....yes Homework...thats it. *slams the door*
Crawford: *rolls his eyes* Schuldig. Your babysitting today, Were still cleaning up after Farfello's mess.
Schuldig: O.O! WHAT?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! I can't babysit it! It'll kill me!!
Nio: *goes all Stitch like* RAWR!
Schuldig: *Girly scream* KEEP IT AWAY!!
Crawford: *Rolls his eyes* Pull yourself together man! It's two!
Nio: 4..
Crawford: Whatever...Just make sure it doesn't DIE, and it doesn't kill someone, or blow something up.
Schuldig: Oh sure why don't you ask me to give birth to a kid to.
Crawford: *walks off* You can do that in your own spare time...
Nio: RAWRRRRRRRRR! *does a growl and crawls around on all fours* Rawr!!
Schuldig: Help me.....*stalks over and trys to grab Nio*
Nio: Rawr! *bites his hand*
Schuldig: Ow! god damnit! You little monster!
Nio:Rawr!! Rawl! Rawr!! *stands up dancing around in circles*
Schuldig: *Grabs the collar of her shirt hoisting her up* Bath time Demon...
Nio: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!! not waterrrrr! noooooo! *pretends to die*
Schuldig:*walks into the bathroom and draws the water locking Nio in the bathroom as he goes to get a towel and clean clothes for her*
Nio: *is clawing at the door* Helpppp stitch no like water! Rawr!
Schuldig:*opens the door, 'accidently' bashing Nio in the face*
Nio:*falls back* Ow....@.@
Schuldig: *Smirks* Oops?
Nio: Your dispicable....
Schuldig: Do you even know what that means?
Nio: No...but I saw it in a cartoon once...
Schuldich: *Rolls his eyes, setting the clothes and towel down, picking up Nio and sets her down in the sink taking off her clothes with a disgusted look and literally drops her in the tub*
Nio: RAWR! Nooooooo I'm melting I'm melting!!!
Schuldig: Oh shut up...*puts his hand on her head, dunking her under water and then pulls her back up grabbing the shampoo*
Nio: *is choking* Geh! Gawd...some father you'll make someday..*splashes him*
Schuldig: AGH! You little brat..I don't intend on having children. *pours the shampoo on her hair, lathering it and then dunking her under again*
Nio: AGHHHH! *screams underwater bubbles breaking the surface*
Schuldig: *Drags her up* there...clean hair.
Nio-*Coughs, and hacks* This....bath will....kill me....
Schuldig: *rolls his eyes again, grabbing a wash cloth and soap sudsing(is that a real word?) the washcloth and grabs her hand giving it to her* Wash.. *pulls the curtain closed* Gawd...I am not meant to give children baths..I am not meant for children period.
Nio: *Stares at the wash cloth, blinking and dunks it underwater* Doneeeeeeeee!
Schuldig: *Sighs, and pulls back the curtain holding out his hand*
Nio: *makes half the water in the bathtub crash into schu*
Schuldig: *Stands there, hadn still out soaking wet, twitching slightly* You....little....brat...
Nio-*falls backwards laughing her ass off* You drip!!
Schuldig:*practically dives into the tub holding Nio's head underwater*
Nio-*Glugglug*
Crawford: *runs in and drags Schuldig off* No Killing her! *lets go of him hodling his nose* God you smell like a wet dog.
Nio*sits up* I am a zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Schuldig:*grabs the towel, wrapping it aorund Nio, dragging her out of the tub and drainging the water* Get dressed. Were going somewheres.
