I REMEMBER CARTMAN

Parody of "I Remember Larry" by Weird Al Yankovic

Written by Philip Moore

Say, do you of that fat kid Cartman next door

He always tries to be this big clown

Like when he took a pic of Kenny with his butt in his facehole

And people saw it all over town

But two people came to town with a severe case

Of having a pair of buttcheeks for a face

They wanted to bring ol' Kenny back home with them

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Boy, what a nutcase, what a stupid, stupid guy

I'll never forget about Cartman, no matter how I try

Say, do you remember when Kyle needed a new kidney

And Cartman was the one who matched best

As you might've guessed, the guy refused and to make sure of it

He put on a protective vest

All the times he ripped Kyle for being a Jew

And the time that he purchased some other kid's pubes

But then he got his revenge

He killed his parents dead

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About that time he shoved food up his ass, man, that's that was really sublime

And then when the crap came out his mouth, I had quite a laugh that time

All the folk in South Park thought Eric Cartman changed his ways when

His best friend Kenny died

So he, Stan and Kyle built a ladder up to the heavens

They failed, but they sure as hell tried

But it turned out that all they wanted to get

Was a lottery ticket that they said

Was gonna give a huge candy shopping spree at the mall

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I remember Cartman

I remember Cartman

I remember Cartman

I remember Cartman

Gotta remember, remember, remember

Gotta remember, remember, remember

Gotta remember, remember, remember

Gotta remember, remember, remember

Cartman...