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to make one up. Which I won't so there was no point in even saying
anything. W/e, just read
The next day, Draco tried to remember what exactly he had planned to do the night before. Suddenly it came to him-he HAD to try to get Ginny! Now he just had to construct a foolproof plan, and her heart would be his for the breaking. He sat on him bed for a long time, meditating and trying to figure out how to win over the mini Weasel.
Finally, it hit him. All he had to do was show her that he was a being far superior to Harry "annoying charm" Potter, and she wouldn't be able to resist him! What could possibly go wrong? Actually, as it turned out, quite a bit.
The first thing Draco had to do before he could catch Ginny was to follow Potter around and see what made him so annoyingly wanted by all the wretched girls. It would probably be a perfume he had cooked up in Potions, or perhaps he had just paid the girls to fawn over him. He wouldn't put it past the little rat, either.
Draco got out his lightly scented notebook and fuzzy blue pen. It was the perfect way to start stalking anybody. He sat near Potter during breakfast. "What do you want, fuzz-brain?" he asked. "Tsk, tsk, Potter- shouldn't insult your superior. I am doing you a favor by sitting near you today. Tomorrow you shall have to go back to your dreary lives without me, and shall long for my presence like the sun." Harry shook his head and turned back to his seasoned beans and turnip casserole. Draco smiled. He had never known that he was so very good at making excuses so quickly. I'd better add that to my list of wonderful features, he thought.
After lunch, Draco sat, puzzling over his list. There seemed to be nothing on it that could make Harry seem more wantable than him. And yes, he HAD just made up a word. Harry had said "hi" and grinned at the girls he had seen, but that was nothing special. Draco decided to try greeting everyone anyway. Perhaps it was the secret that would win him Ginny.
Draco swaggered down the hallway, smirking beautifully. He had, after all, possibly discovered the secret to being irresistible to women. To his great surprise, the first person he saw was Ginny.
"My, don't you look like you got shocked by a hair-dryer today, mini Weasel? I suppose it suits you better than your old hairstyle!" Draco nodded confidently as he walked down the hallway. Any moment now, Ginny would throw herself at him, unable to resist his wonderful charm. After a minute, he stopped, confused. Where was she, and why wasn't she chasing after him? What else could he possibly do to make Ginny fall madly in love with him? Draco shook his head and kept walking. He would just have to consult his list again.
Back in his room, Draco inhaled the dreamy scent of his notebook (marijuana and Gentle Beach Wind perfume) and again looked at his list. He had also noticed that Potter didn't boss his two friends around. That was stupid- what was the point of friends if you couldn't boss them around? Well, he decided to try being nice to the two idiotic thugs that followed him around, at least for a while. That might get Ginny to love him.
"Hey Crabbe, Goyle," Draco said snapping his fingers. Then he remembered that whole being nice thing. "I mean, my dear friends, ugly and stupid, why don't you light up your dull little lives and come here?" There. Now NO one could say he was mean. The too morons wondered in, scratching their heads. It had taken them even longer than usual, because they hadn't been summoned in their usual way. Draco smiled. No way could Ginny possibly resist him. "Come on, you ugly fiends, let's go get Ginny!" The dunces stared at him with vacant eyes, and then followed him, confused, as he walked out.
After Draco had walked with Crabbe and Goyle for several minutes, saying kind things all the way, he saw Ginny. Suavely, only tripping once, he caught up to her. "Hey, the big idiots are coming," he announced, pretending that they hadn't been following him all along. "Hey big idiots! What's going through your slow minds today?" Ginny, instead of falling into his arms, murmuring about how sweet he was, stalked off. Draco decided to, once more, check out his list.
When he got back, Draco was dismayed to find that there was nothing else on his list. He would simply have to think of more brilliant ideas by himself.
A/N: thanks so much to all my reviewers! You guys are awesome. I'll try to keep these chapters coming pretty regularly, but if there is a time lapse-sorry. Anyway, keep reviewing. Thanks!
The next day, Draco tried to remember what exactly he had planned to do the night before. Suddenly it came to him-he HAD to try to get Ginny! Now he just had to construct a foolproof plan, and her heart would be his for the breaking. He sat on him bed for a long time, meditating and trying to figure out how to win over the mini Weasel.
Finally, it hit him. All he had to do was show her that he was a being far superior to Harry "annoying charm" Potter, and she wouldn't be able to resist him! What could possibly go wrong? Actually, as it turned out, quite a bit.
The first thing Draco had to do before he could catch Ginny was to follow Potter around and see what made him so annoyingly wanted by all the wretched girls. It would probably be a perfume he had cooked up in Potions, or perhaps he had just paid the girls to fawn over him. He wouldn't put it past the little rat, either.
Draco got out his lightly scented notebook and fuzzy blue pen. It was the perfect way to start stalking anybody. He sat near Potter during breakfast. "What do you want, fuzz-brain?" he asked. "Tsk, tsk, Potter- shouldn't insult your superior. I am doing you a favor by sitting near you today. Tomorrow you shall have to go back to your dreary lives without me, and shall long for my presence like the sun." Harry shook his head and turned back to his seasoned beans and turnip casserole. Draco smiled. He had never known that he was so very good at making excuses so quickly. I'd better add that to my list of wonderful features, he thought.
After lunch, Draco sat, puzzling over his list. There seemed to be nothing on it that could make Harry seem more wantable than him. And yes, he HAD just made up a word. Harry had said "hi" and grinned at the girls he had seen, but that was nothing special. Draco decided to try greeting everyone anyway. Perhaps it was the secret that would win him Ginny.
Draco swaggered down the hallway, smirking beautifully. He had, after all, possibly discovered the secret to being irresistible to women. To his great surprise, the first person he saw was Ginny.
"My, don't you look like you got shocked by a hair-dryer today, mini Weasel? I suppose it suits you better than your old hairstyle!" Draco nodded confidently as he walked down the hallway. Any moment now, Ginny would throw herself at him, unable to resist his wonderful charm. After a minute, he stopped, confused. Where was she, and why wasn't she chasing after him? What else could he possibly do to make Ginny fall madly in love with him? Draco shook his head and kept walking. He would just have to consult his list again.
Back in his room, Draco inhaled the dreamy scent of his notebook (marijuana and Gentle Beach Wind perfume) and again looked at his list. He had also noticed that Potter didn't boss his two friends around. That was stupid- what was the point of friends if you couldn't boss them around? Well, he decided to try being nice to the two idiotic thugs that followed him around, at least for a while. That might get Ginny to love him.
"Hey Crabbe, Goyle," Draco said snapping his fingers. Then he remembered that whole being nice thing. "I mean, my dear friends, ugly and stupid, why don't you light up your dull little lives and come here?" There. Now NO one could say he was mean. The too morons wondered in, scratching their heads. It had taken them even longer than usual, because they hadn't been summoned in their usual way. Draco smiled. No way could Ginny possibly resist him. "Come on, you ugly fiends, let's go get Ginny!" The dunces stared at him with vacant eyes, and then followed him, confused, as he walked out.
After Draco had walked with Crabbe and Goyle for several minutes, saying kind things all the way, he saw Ginny. Suavely, only tripping once, he caught up to her. "Hey, the big idiots are coming," he announced, pretending that they hadn't been following him all along. "Hey big idiots! What's going through your slow minds today?" Ginny, instead of falling into his arms, murmuring about how sweet he was, stalked off. Draco decided to, once more, check out his list.
When he got back, Draco was dismayed to find that there was nothing else on his list. He would simply have to think of more brilliant ideas by himself.
A/N: thanks so much to all my reviewers! You guys are awesome. I'll try to keep these chapters coming pretty regularly, but if there is a time lapse-sorry. Anyway, keep reviewing. Thanks!
